Chapter 113 My daughter can't be so cute

To some extent, Li Guo definitely belongs to the type of people who are particularly heartless.

What is behind his butt now can already make ordinary people like ants on a hot pot, but Li Guo can still leisurely play fishing games with the little new girl with the wii.

There were only two of them in the living room, everyone else huddled in the room and didn't know what they were doing, and even the landlord's sister, who had never been very gregarious, didn't come out of it. And the door was locked from the inside, and Mo Chou also used the sheath to top the door.

"Follow the normal reasoning procedure. Dad, you know what? After happily putting away a virtual fish, the little new girl looked at Li Guo mysteriously: "Those people are doing something that can't let you and can't let me know." ”

Li Guo took a big sip of the milk in his hand: "There are quite a lot of things that can't let you know, and there are quite a lot of things that can't let me know...... But we can't let the two of us know at the same time......"

The little new girl's eyes flashed with the wisdom of Edogawa Conan: "There is only one truth!" ”

"The girls are ......" Li Guo reacted at the time: "Aren't you watching the film collectively......

Xiaoxin girl nodded: "I think this may be a big surname." ”

And Li Guo looked at the little new girl: "Where did you get the ...... of the concept of wool films?"

The little new girl's expression was quite helpless: "When I lived there at that time, didn't my mother go to your room every day......"

"Your mother told you this kind of thing?" Li Guo suddenly felt that the landlord's sister was too unreliable, and this kind of education method was definitely very, very, very unreliable.

The little new girl sighed: "Before my father appeared, I was the only one who could talk to my mother." If she doesn't tell me, who else can she tell me? ”

Li Guo was quite helpless about this explanation, so he could only leave the little new girl, tiptoe to the door of the bird spirit's room, and quietly put his ear on it.

Sure enough...... There was an obviously formulaic uh-huh-ah voice from inside, and the bird spirit was still saying with a grin: "Change, change the ...... of Europe and the United States"

And Mo Chou seemed to be asking some question. However, the voice was always too small, and Li Guo couldn't hear it clearly.

But when Li Guo was about to turn around and go back to continue playing the fishing game, he suddenly heard Sister Xue shouting in the house: "Let's strip off our breasts!" ”

After Li Guo heard this, he boiled...... It's really boiling...... Since he understood "things", he has fantasized about double flying or something at most. It's a room full of boobs...... He didn't even think about it.

"Daddy...... Do you want to get a hole? The little new girl didn't know when she ran to Li Guo's side, and whispered in the same posture as him: "I know where there is a hole!" ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and the voice of the little new girl directly pulled him out of his wonderful fantasy. Suddenly put on a strict and good father image, picked up the little new girl and turned back to the living room.

"Go, get your language homework out." Li Guo ordered the little new girl: "I haven't tutored you for a long time." ”

But the little new girl didn't seem to eat Li Guo at all, and dangled in front of Li Guo like a little adult with her hands behind her back: "Do you still have the heart to help me do my homework now?" Don't you feel ashamed to be a sound male surname? All you're going to do now is kick the door open! ”

As she spoke, the little new girl put on a posture of "my heart is flying", and her expression instantly became completely inconsistent with her age: "Little babies...... I'm coming! ”

Li Guo's face turned blue suddenly, he walked directly to the door of the room, and slapped the door a few times very hard, and there was a sudden sound of ping-pong cleaning up and the sound of Xi Suo getting dressed. Then he waited for several minutes, and after discussing it for a long time, Li Guo's wife, Xiao Mochou, went to open the door.

"Phase...... Xianggong ......" When Mo Chou spoke, his skin showed a pink color like after smoking marijuana, crystal clear: "There is ...... Yes...... What's the matter......"

When she spoke, there was a warm fragrance in the room, which directly smoked Li Guo. Looking over the sword fairy girl, Li Guo found that Bird Zijing was only wearing a bra and underwear, sitting in front of the TV and watching the news intently, while the landlord's sister was rusting a cross-stitch like Dongfang was undefeated. As for Sister Snow...... Her whole body was shrunk under the quilt, revealing only a head of snow-white hair.

"Come out personally." Li Guo pointed to the little new girl who was staring at her innocent eyes like a little mouse: "Educate the next generation!" ”

Saying that, Li Guo wanted to break inside, but was stopped by Mo Chou: "...... Xianggong ......"

"What are you guys playing?" Li Guo got straight under Mo Chou's arm, and after entering, he directly kicked the bird spirit's ass: "Get dressed!" ”

After that...... Li Guo wanted to lift Sister Xue's quilt, but as soon as the corners of the quilt were touched, Mo Chou suddenly screamed, and then hugged Li Guo from behind: "Xianggong...... Don't worry about wanting to eat...... Want to eat...... I want to eat churros! ”

Li Guo glanced at Mo Chou strangely, and then glanced at Sister Xue who was lying on the bed and pretending to be dead, instinctively feeling that there seemed to be something greasy between them...... So Li Guo was unprepared for it, and promised Mo Chou with a smile that he would go to the kitchen to fry her fritters immediately, and touched the corner of the quilt with one hand.

Then lift it hard...... Li Guo was really stunned this time...... He knew why Sister Xue pretended to be dead and didn't move.

The quilt is full of all kinds of yellow saucers and Sister Xue's body wearing only a pair of socks, which is really a very powerful hint...... "This ......" Li Guo silently covered the quilt again, and then looked at Sister Xue's eyes with tears in her eyes: "You ......"

At this time, Li Guo also vaguely found that Mo Chou didn't seem to be wearing anything under his pajamas at all, and he went into battle in a complete vacuum...... "Next time...... When playing strange games. Li Guo said as he retreated out the door: "Remember...... Remember to pick when I'm not at home......"

Saying that, Li Guo silently withdrew from the door, silently looking down at the pure and flawless eyes of the little new girl.

"It's embarrassing." The little new girl raised her head: "Aunt Xue is actually very inward-looking." ”

Li Guo continued to nod silently, and then pointed to the door of the bird spirit: "Guess, who is the most normal inside?" ”

"Witch?" Xiaoxin and Li Guo stood side by side, silently looking at the door: "No...... Sister Bird? ”

"It's your mother." Li Guo said very solemnly: "She is dressed the most neatly and is embroidering." ”

The little new girl showed a knowing expression: "After all, it's someone who has come over, so I don't have any curiosity." ”

"I'm going back for the New Year the day after tomorrow." Li Guo didn't know what to say, so he could only talk nonsense casually: "In front of grandpa, you are not allowed to be the same as now." ”

The little new girl thought for a while: "Wait a minute." ”

After speaking, Xiaoxin girl walked straight into the bathroom and threw Li Guo alone in the living room.

At this time, the landlord's sister suddenly came out, and after seeing Li Guo in the living room, she stood on tiptoe and kissed Li Guo on the lips: "Help me carry beer." ”

"Move?" Li Guo was stunned: "How much do you want to drink!" ”

"One box per person." The landlord's sister pointed to the room: "The loser stripped naked and learned to bark and crawl thirty laps in the room." ”

Li Guo followed her fingers and looked over, and found Mo Chou hiding behind the door frame with an expectant expression, only revealing half of his face...... At this moment, Li Guo panicked...... He remembered that Mo Chou drank a little wine last time, and it almost put him into shock.

"No way!" Li Guo walked quickly to Mo Chou's side and dragged her out: "She can't drink!" ”

The landlord's sister frowned and looked at Li Guo: "Distressed? ”

"It's because I feel sorry for you......" After Li Guo finished speaking, he looked at Mo Chou: "You are not allowed to drink." ”

"Yes...... Messire. Although Mo Chou was wearing cute, his expression looked heroic: "Mo Chou must not be defeated without a fight!" Is Xianggong willing to see Mo Chou being laughed at? ”

Li Guo groaned and sat on the coffee table: "Grandma, who will laugh at you." Don't you know what you're going to do after drinking? ”

"Then ......" Mo Chou seemed to hesitate, and handed the sword box to Li Guo from behind the door: "Xianggong, take it out of the sheath for you to keep." ”

Li Guo saw that Mo Chou was heartbroken, and he was quite helpless. I could only go straight to the room full of women's body fragrance, and sit in front of Sister Xue, who was hiding in the quilt with her bare buttocks and groping for clothes: "Don't make too much trouble......

Sister Xue was frightened by Li Guo's sudden attack, and the whole person retracted the quilt again, only revealing her two eyes, looking at Li Guo pitifully...... "I didn't see anything...... Li Guo coughed: "I promise!" ”

"Do you want to participate?" While picking her teeth, Bird Zijing clamped Li Guo's waist with a leg that was almost to her navel: "Maybe there are beautiful legs to clamp the waist." ”

Li Guo struggled to move the bird spirit's leg away, and then looked at Mo Chou: "Are you sure you won't make trouble?" ”

Mo Chou thought about it, and walked back and forth very hesitantly: "Na, Xianggong." If someone had written a war against you, you would not. ”

"It depends." Li Guo was stunned: "Who wants to fight with you ...... wine?"

"She!" Mo Chou pointed to the landlord's sister: "Those who lose should be naked...... Crawling naked for thirty laps. ”

"I also participated." Torikojing raised her hand, and then pointed at Sister Snow: "Sister Snow also agreed." ”

Li Guo nodded, believing that Sister Xue was here, and Mo Chou was not out of the sheath, no matter how crazy he was, he would not be crazy to any extent. Therefore, Li Guo was unwilling to deliberately suppress Mo Chou's original surname, and absolutely let her go once and let her go.

Of course, Li Guo also knew that it was very unwise to stay at home at this time. So he made a difficult decision.

decided to take the little new girl to live at Li Mingxue's house at night!

"I'm not coming back tonight." Li Guo was wearing his coat: "By the way, go and help my aunt clean up the house." ”

When Mo Chou heard that Li Guo was leaving, his eyes suddenly lit up: "Xianggong, have a good trip!" ”

Li Guo: "......"

And the bird spirit jumped out of it at this time and sat on Li Guo's lap: "Remember to come back tomorrow in the morning and bring breakfast to the slave family." ”

"Oh......"

Then, Li Guochong shouted into the room: "What do you two want?" ”

"Coleslaw, you know my taste." The landlord's sister and Li Guo were not polite at all. And Sister Xue is much weaker in comparison, her voice is very small: "Vegetable and meat buns......"

Li Guo nodded, and then shouted in his throat: "Xiaoxin, go out!" ”

The little new girl in the toilet replied again and again: "Right away, right away." ”

"Birds." Li Guo threw the almost half-naked bird spirit onto the sofa: "Lend me a normal car, it wasn't a rabbit last time, I guess I should run to the southern hemisphere now." ”

Torikojing took out a car key from the crack in the sofa: "The car that bought New Year's goods in the afternoon." By the way, help me bring some snacks for my sister, and tell her that someone will pick her up at noon the day after tomorrow. ”

After speaking, Toriko's eyes rolled: "Okay, it's okay." . ”

In fact, Li Guo still didn't feel good in his heart...... After all, in order to spend their crazy night, none of these girls made a sound to save Li Guo, and even Mo Chou directly sent a smooth journey...... At this time, the little new girl slowly walked out of the bathroom, wearing a pink rabbit costume, a hat on her head with two cute silly ears, fluffy all over her body, and even her shoes were pink and tender rabbit paws.

In short, the appearance of the little new girl looks cute. It's simply a person blocking and killing, and the Buddha blocking and killing the Buddha, which is simply cute and outrageous.

"Let a girl dress up like this......" The little new girl cried with a sad face: "It's so pitiful......"

"Yo ......" Bird Zijing picked up the little new girl and kept rubbing her face: "It's so cute...... So cute......"

The landlord's sister stood at the door with a proud expression: "That's my daughter!" ”

The little new girl knew that if she fell into the hands of the bird spirit, any form of protest and crying would be useless, so she simply numbed her face and let the bird spirit hug herself like a plush toy.

"This expression is not good...... Li Guo touched his chin: "Let's have something full of childlike fun." ”

"Oops...... Help, help. The little new girl pretended to perform a couple of sentences, and then turned her head to look at Li Guo: "Is this okay, Dad." ”

Li Guo shook his head: "It's cute." ”

The little new girl puffed out her cheeks and said silently: "Personality switching, mode three." Version 2.0. ”

"......" Li Guo's forehead was covered with cold sweat.

"Daddy...... Father...... Save the new one. The little new girl suddenly shouted in a tired voice, her big eyes flashed with an extremely innocent light, and her fleshy little hand kept closing and letting go of Li Guo, looking helpless and cute.

"This is good!" Li Guo praised again and again: "You are the cutest." ”

The landlord's sister next to her sneered: "My daughter is not so cute, she is a complete little devil." ”

"Nonsense." Li Guo snatched the little new girl from the bird essence, and raised his hand to put her on his neck: "Xinxin is a little angel." See you tomorrow. ”

A heavy sound of the door closing suddenly isolated Li Guo from the room full of women's fragrance, leaving only the faint blue light of the sensor lamp and the silent corridor.

Li Guo carried Mo Chou's sword box, which contained Zhan Lu and the unsheath, and rode the little rabbit sister around his neck, and began to walk downstairs one by one.

"Daddy, Daddy." The little new girl was very cute and shouted, "If Xinxin grows up to eighteen years old, how old will you be?" ”

Li Guo pinched his fingers and calculated: "It's almost forty, and I'll be really old at that time." ”

The little rabbit sister seemed to fall into deep thought for a while, and then suddenly hugged Li Guo's head and giggled with laughter: "Dad, at that time, Xinxin was a young and invincible beautiful girl." Daddy, will you be in a relationship with Shinshin? ”

"No, it won't." Li Guo didn't think about it: "I'm not a pervert. ”

Sister Rabbit's ears instantly drooped: "That...... Daddy, Dad, if Xinxin wants to marry you, will you agree? ”

"No, it won't." Li Guo went down the stairs and refused the little new girl: "Don't think about this kind of thing." In the future, you will have a handsome little guy who is still wearing open crotch pants and will be bullied by you. ”

The little new girl sighed and lay on the top of Li Guo's head, her two soft ears were so cute. However, she actually showed a sad face on her face, especially the expression with a little bit of resentment from the beaded curtain and frowning moth eyebrows.

"I was not born, and I was old. You hate me for being late, and I hate you for being early. The little new girl suddenly read the ancient poem very strangely: "What a pity, Dad." ”

"I don't hate you for being late." Li Guo taught the little new girl as she walked: "Little baby, you know that there are many kinds of feelings in this world that go beyond love. You're smart, but it's something that takes many, many years to understand. ”

"Yes...... Xiaoxin girl pulled Li Guo's hair: "That...... But I felt that my father was the best and best person in the world, and I was very angry and angry at the thought that I might be separated from him in the future. ”

"Then don't separate." Li Guo opened the door of the bird and threw the little new girl into the co-pilot: "Love has a shelf life, family affection will never be broken, I am just a little ahead of you, and it is estimated that there will be no me in the last journey of your life." ”

The little new girl chewed Li Guo's words, and then ...... She cried without warning, tears dripping down one by one, which was not at all the effect that the usual super acting skills could achieve.

"Bad Dad......" Xiaoxin's sister cried, and kept smashing Li Guo with the things in the car: "Xinxin's heart hurts so much......"

Li Guo shrugged helplessly, didn't say anything, and started the car like that.

In fact, this theory was said by Li Guo's grandmother. This is also Li Guo's creed for the rest of his life, after all, his parents and brothers will always go first, this is not cruel when he figures it out, life is just a period of reincarnation.

And Li Guo also thinks that the sooner this kind of education is taught, the better, after all, the world is too impermanent.

"Okay. Father. Xinxin sobbed while wiping his tears with his sleeve: "If one day, you die." I will definitely live well! ”

Li Guo smiled and touched the little new girl's head: "That's how it should be." ”

If it weren't for the moon stepping on the west floor, how could I be full of desolation, and at this moment, my thoughts have overflowed the city wall, but what else can I do if I can be left behind

(To be continued)