"Oops...... Li Guo was halfway open, and suddenly slapped his forehead: "I forgot about the little poisonous man." ”

As he spoke, he quickly pulled the car aside, took out his mobile phone, and began to rummage through the phone numbers of the living dead.

"Dad, why do you stop when you're calling?" The little new girl looked out of the dark window and looked a little scared: "When Aunt Bird is on the phone, she never stops, and sometimes she wears lipstick while making a phone call. ”

"She's skilled...... No, wait! Li Guo was stunned: "While calling? Lipstick on the side? ”

"She put her foot on the steering wheel." The little new girl lifted a little foot and imitated the movement of the bird spirit: "Oh, that's it." ”

Li Guo sighed silently: "I really don't know who can cure her." ”

"You." The little new girl looked at Li Guo with a smile: "Aunt Bird is the most well-behaved in front of you." She's going to bully me......"

Li Guo shook his head, and while waiting for the phone to connect, he said, "You have to remember that if you break the rules, ten people will be punished. The remaining one depends on the right time, place and people. We don't have the ability to break the rules yet, so we have to play by the rules of the game. Don't look confused...... I know you understand. ”

"Hey......" Li Guo was halfway through educating the little new girl, the phone suddenly rang, and the unchanging voice of the living dead came from inside: "If you are really busy, then another day." ”

Li Guo was quite embarrassed by his robbery, and after hesitating for a while: "That's the case...... Something happened to her temporarily. If there are no accidents, tomorrow morning, I will definitely take her to you. ”

"Okay." The living dead were not polite to Li Guo at all: "My daughter wants to see your daughter." ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and looked down at the little new girl: "Do you want to chat with your little friend?" ”

"Yes, yes!" As soon as the little new girl mentioned the little poisonous man, her tail suddenly rose to the sky: "She is my little brother." ”

And Li Guo and the living dead also tacitly handed over the phone to the two small ones.

"Gee, have you had a boyfriend lately?" As soon as the little new girl answered the phone, Xiao Erlang's legs were cocked: "What are you afraid of, if you are poisoned, you will be poisoned." ”

Li Guo listened to her, and a cold poured out from top to bottom...... "Do you miss your sister?" I don't know what was said on the other end of the phone, anyway, the little new girl became more and more proud, and she began to shake her little feet proudly: "Sister will come to see you tomorrow and bring you Assam milk tea." That's good...... At night, remember to go to bed early, don't watch TV, and watch cartoons at nine o'clock at most, you know? ”

Li Guo really didn't know who Xiaoxin learned from this preachy look, anyway, Li Guo kept telling her to stay up late, but she followed Mo Chou and the two of them in front of the computer until eleven or twelve o'clock all day long, and she didn't sleep at night and couldn't afford during the day. It's not until noon that time to get out of bed.

is still educating people with such a set of virtues, Li Guo is really embarrassed.

"Hmm...... That's what a good baby is. The little new girl has now suddenly become a miniature version of the bird spirit: "Say good night to my sister." ”

"Good night, baby." After the little new girl finished speaking, she hung up the phone, and then handed it to Li Guo: "What a child." ”

Li Guo started the car again and glanced at the little new girl strangely: "Where did you learn this?" ”

"Do you still need to learn?" The little new girl smiled disdainfully: "It's just to coax the child." ”

Li Guo smiled stupidly, and was speechless by the little new girl, so she could only bury her head in driving. From time to time, I glanced at the little new girl who was sitting in the co-pilot, and didn't know what Suoso was playing with.

"What are you doing?" Li Guo finally couldn't help but ask: "What are you deducting along the way?" ”

The little new girl stretched out her sticky hand in front of Li Guo: "The chewing gum I ate just now." ”

"You're so dirty......" Li Guo coughed twice: "Let me tell you, your aunt and grandmother have a habit of cleanliness, and if you want to play such a disgusting thing, she will collapse." ”

The little new girl didn't care at all, and used her other hand to roll the gum into a black ball, then opened a small crack in the window, and then bounced the ball out. And smashed right on the windshield of an oncoming taxi.

"He's really unlucky...... "The little new girl shrugged helplessly, and then sniffed her hand: "It's so fragrant." ”

Li Guo seemed to feel a kind of helplessness that went deep into the bone marrow, he knew that he had no ability to educate a wonderful little girl like Xiaoxin at all, but every time he saw her so rampant, Li Guo fell into a deep self-blame. Even if Xiaoxin's sister is not Li Guo's biological daughter, it is obvious that Li Guo's affection for her will definitely not be inferior to that of any competent father.

When a father finds out that his daughter is so stubborn and disobedient, only the person concerned can know how entangled it is. And more importantly...... Li Guo is ruthless to discipline ...... "Xiaoxin." After the New Year, I'm going to send you to school. This is already Li Guo's biggest killer feature: "Dad told you seriously, you can't go on like this." ”

Xiaoxin's sister didn't resist this time, but shook her fingers: "Dad, you know that for a girl who can write a thesis for a Ph.D. in applied physics at MIT at the age of three, academic qualifications don't mean anything at all." The petrel's boyfriend would always beg me to help him write his essays. ”

Li Guo snorted coldly: "Recite "The Charcoal Seller" to me." ”

"Sell charcoal, cut ...... ...... fell" the little new girl cried out again: "Dad bullies...... I'm a foreign friend...... You let me recite Tang poems! ”

"Don't pretend." Li Guo silently waited for the traffic light, and looked at the little new girl: "It's okay if you don't go to school, but it's ......"

"Good!" The little new girl didn't think about it, so she agreed to Li Guo.

Li Guo rolled his eyes and glanced at her: "From today onwards, I will practice 300 brush words every day, and memorize five Tang poems and Song poems." You are allowed to play with the computer for two hours a day. If you do, take you to Pizza Hut once a week and take you to the playground again. ”

The little new girl's eyes suddenly sparkled and flashed with a little light: "Dad, what you say counts!" ”

Li Guo flicked the unsheathed sword box hanging in the back seat: "I promise my unsheathed sister!" ”

But it's okay not to play, after this bullet, the unsheath suddenly trembled violently in the box. The tremendous force caused the entire car to sway from side to side.

As soon as Li Guo saw this, he knew that Mo Chou was definitely drunk, and Bacheng was now drinking crazy in the house, and he definitely called out of the sheath! Otherwise, the eldest sister out of the sheath would not struggle so much, although the eldest sister out of the sheath has her own thinking ability, but once she is summoned by Mo Chou, it will still instinctively obey Mo Chou's orders. And this time, if it weren't for the fact that it was a little far away, Mo Chou's summoning ability was weakened, and the eldest sister out of the sheath couldn't resist her perverted order at all. Then the women in that room will turn into a chaotic battle, and the next morning Li Guo will go to pick up people in the ruins...... "Unsheathed eldest sister......" Li Guo patted the sheathed sword box again: "You can hold the ......"

The unsheathed one buzzed twice in the box, and then gradually calmed down. And Li Guo also drove the car towards Li Mingxue's house at a high speed with trepidation...... "Dad, why did you only drive to sixty miles." The little new girl has been in the car for a long time and looks a little anxious: "I want to poop......"

"Whew...... The speed limit ......" Li Guo pointed to the speed limit sign on the side of the road: "The maximum can only be sixty." ”

"Is there a mistake...... "The little new girl said that the wind is the rain, and in a blink of an eye, she acted as if she was going to pee on her pants: "Dad...... Father...... It's going to be pulled out. ”

Li Guo looked around and found that there was no one around, but there was a windproof grove, Li Guosuo drove the car down the path: "I can only defecate anywhere......"

When the car stopped, the little new girl rushed out with an arrow step, and disappeared behind a low bush in a blink of an eye.

Li Guo leaned against the car door and talked to the little new girl to make her not afraid. While lighting a cigarette, he silently looked at the stars in the sky, which were already rarely seen.

And at this moment, Li Guo suddenly felt a strange aura coming towards him quickly, this aura was both strange and familiar, and the speed was very fast.

In the blink of an eye, Li Guo felt a sudden flash of wind in his ears, and a person got into his car, then closed the door and shrank under the seat of the carriage, and he couldn't see anyone at all if he didn't look carefully.

Just as Li Guo was about to open the car door to take a look, two strange people suddenly appeared behind him, and he didn't even notice what direction these two people came from.

When Li Guo saw these two people clearly, he was surprised to find that these two people who looked like black and white impermanence were actually two women, and they didn't look very old, but they had a strong and weird murderous aura on them.

"Hello." One of the women with a murderous aura on her body walked towards Li Guo: "Have you seen someone passing by?" It's a man. ”

"How can you fly......" Li Guo pretended to be surprised and leaned against the car door, but the cigarette in his hand was not very cheap, so he was reluctant to throw it away: "I...... I don't know anything. ”

"Senior sister, we don't have to talk to this ordinary person, okay. It's the most refreshing to kill with a knife. The woman behind the woman who asked Li Guo directly wanted to kill Li Guo: "Senior sister, you go after that pervert." I'm going to kill this guy. ”

"Daddy...... Pull it up. The little new girl called Li Guo in the bushes: "Don't talk to those two imbeciles, help Xinxin wipe her ass." ”

"Four years old! Wipe it yourself! Li Guo took out a pack of napkins from his pocket, pushed aside the two strange women in front of him, walked towards the position of the little new girl, and after handing the napkin to the little new girl, he turned around and looked at the two strange women: "You want to kill me?" Something is wrong? Because my daughter defecated in the open, you sentenced me to death? Is there still a royal law? ”

The strange woman didn't want to listen to Li Guo's explanation at all, but the woman who asked Li Guo for a question suddenly pulled out a dagger from her hand and stabbed Li Guo without saying a word.

"Damn......" Li Guo's car door suddenly opened, and the person who got inside just now had already kicked the car door open, and then flew out, hitting the young woman who was about to stab a knife in the waist of the door of Li Guo, who was still smoking, with his bare hand.

Li Guo buttoned his ears and shouted at the little new girl: "Okay, okay, let's go." ”

"Got it, Dad...... I broke the paper button...... It's disgusting. The little new girl shouted loudly behind the bushes, "Wait a little longer......"

And the three people who were already in a mess not far from Li Guo didn't seem to be able to arouse any interest in Li Guo and Xiaoxin, a pair of strange women.

After all, for Li Guo...... If you want to see this kind of fight, as long as you make the bird spirit anxious, you can see it anytime and anywhere...... The three of them quit, and the hearts of the two women said that you didn't take the old ladies in your eyes at all, and today is your death.

And the man who came out to support Li Guo was also angry, trembling with the two women, and at the same time scolding Li Guo's ancestors for eighteen generations in his heart. After all, it doesn't matter if Li Guo doesn't help, as an ordinary person, Li Guo can't help with any bullshit, but as for turning a deaf ear...... The rescue just now really saved the dog...... "Hey...... I say! The young man who was suppressed to death by two strange women opened his mouth to ask Li Guo for help: "Can you just help?" Just refuel...... I saved your life! ”

Li Guo touched his head: "Can you fly......

Three people in the grappling: "......"

Li Guo looked at it for a while and found that these three people might be disciples of a certain sect, but obviously, none of these three people could fly. What does this mean...... This shows that Li Guo is obviously more powerful than any of these three people, after all, he can't fly...... But Zhan Lu can.

At this time, the little new girl came out of the grass sloppily with her pants sloppy: "Dad...... Frozen Butt ......"

"Yo...... Dad, there's a fight. The little new girl looked at the three people who were fighting fiercely: "Do you want to watch it for a while......

Li Guo nodded: "Let's watch for a while." ”

Three people in the grappling: "......"

But obviously, the two women obviously didn't want Li Guo to watch the excitement in peace, and the woman who instructed her senior sister to murder Li Guo rushed towards Li Guo with a sharp turn, holding a dagger with the same style as her senior sister in her hand.

"Daddy...... She looks like she's going to stab you. The little new girl picked up a pebble from the ground: "Daddy give it." ”

Li Guo nodded, pinched the pebble, calculated the angle at which the woman was galloping, and then threw it lightly, and the pebble flew towards the woman's face like a blow from a baseball player with dysentery.

The woman with the dagger smiled extremely contemptuously, and seeing the speed and strength of the stone, she concluded that after dodging the stone, there was definitely a 1,385% probability that she would kill Li Guo with one blow.

But at this time, Li Guo suddenly clapped his hands, and the bowl-sized pebble suddenly stopped in mid-air so hard...... "Oops......" A painful cry, the woman couldn't stop the car at all under the high speed, and she hit the pebbles with her own brain.

The stone shattered, and her head was bleeding profusely, and the person collapsed limply.

This scene, in the eyes of the other two people, it was as if Li Guo simply threw a pebble at the person who could avoid the thrown pebble as long as he could avoid the sandbag, but the woman who seemed to be a martial arts master directly blasted the stone with her head.

When the two strong meet, they will naturally lose both...... "Senior sister!" The senior sister shouted, left the man who was fighting with her, and rushed straight towards Li Guofei.

"Daddy...... To give. The little new girl didn't know where to find another pebble...... Two stones...... Got two women who looked very mastery.

This made the man who couldn't attack for a long time, and was almost stabbed into three knives and six holes, very embarrassed, in his eyes, what Li Guo did was like playing a gambling machine with two yuan, and winning 30 million in one was magical.

Having lost his opponent, he walked to Li Guo's side with an embarrassed face: "Swallow Gate...... Forget it, that broken sect, saying it is equivalent to saying it in vain. My name is Little White Dove. ”

Li Guo snorted, as soon as he heard it, he knew that he was using a pseudonym, otherwise a big man was called Little White Pigeon? Call you sister!

So Li Guo didn't say a word and picked up the little new girl: "Then I'll go......"

The little white pigeon was stunned: "Don't you ask why?" ”

"Why?" Li Guo was also stunned for a moment: "How can there be so many fights and brawls, why ......?"

At this time, the woman who hit the stone on the ground first suddenly felt something out of her pocket. Li Guo also thought that he had encountered the plot of "an arrow piercing the clouds, thousands of troops come to meet each other" in the movie.

Unexpectedly, what she found was a short-wave unlimited electric walkie-talkie: "Help...... Repeat...... Help......"

"It's fun." The little white pigeon smiled helplessly: "You hurry up and let me hitchhike...... These demon girls can't bear it. ”

Li Guo got into the car, closed the door, and didn't let the innocent little white pigeon get into the car: "Actually, I know, you are not a good bird." ”

The little white dove looked very embarrassed...... And just when Li Guo started the car, a strange whistle suddenly sounded in this windbreak.

The surrounding woods are also ghostly.

As soon as Li Guo saw this posture, Suo put out the fire and sent a text message to Li Mingxue, saying that he would arrive later. Then he rolled down the window and looked at the little white pigeon: "Actually, I'm quite responsible." ”

The little white pigeon's face was really white, and he looked at Li Guo tremblingly: "Dude...... I can't run, you can't run. Did you get in your head? ”

Li Guo shrugged: "One person does things and one person should do it, just explain it clearly." ”

"You can do it......" The little white pigeon Shi Shiran sat on Li Guo's hood: "Then let's wait together, it's a big deal that there are two headless male corpses." ”

The little new girl took a sip: "Dad will transform into Ultraman!" ”

"Huh?" The little white pigeon smiled: "Even Leonidas, who became Spartan, is no longer a problem." A large army of people is coming. ”

Li Guo smiled quite cutely: "This ...... No need to fight, right? ”

"Don't fight? Anyway, you'll take care of it on me later. The little white pigeon looked indifferent: "You are lucky, but you are an ordinary person...... Forget it. I'm not a good bird, but I'm a bit of a gentleman. ”

Li Guo scratched his face: "You said that......"

"Zhan Lu, help me talk to Sister Unsheathed, I may have two knives later." Li Guo muttered to the back seat: "Sister out of the sheath, I'm also an uncle, right...... You tell me? ”

"You're not crazy...... the little white pigeon looked at the back seat: "As a man, you can't be so unscrupulous." ”

"Actually, I'm just a guest ......" Li Guo shrugged helplessly: "Xinxin, can you protect yourself?" ”

Xiaoxin cocked his little feet, trembling and shaking, with a child's expression of triumph: "What about the third new human being, they are new human beings!" ”

(To be continued)