Chapter Thirty-Nine: The Heavenly Soldiers Became Angry
Without waiting for Mo Chou to answer, the air around Li Guo suddenly stagnated, and the space around him began to twist slightly. It's like watching TV through a brazier, twisted and uneasy.
"Hey! Why is the plot suddenly so serious? The bird spirit outside suddenly protested loudly: "I can't stand it, if it goes on like this, I will be beaten back to its original form, I will jump down first." ”
As soon as she finished saying this, she heard a burst of cheers downstairs, and a loud voice that had lost her conscience shouted loudly, "Girl, you finally jumped!" ”
Li Guo shook his head, except for lamenting that people's hearts are not ancient, there is no way at all.
But a few seconds after she jumped down, after a dull "bang", the downstairs suddenly opened with violent screams and shouts, and then, the sound of birds scolding the street came from the bottom of the building.
Xiaoxue girl hurried to the window to take a look, and found that after the bird spirit actually smashed a hole in the concrete floor, she stood up in a chic manner, and now she was sitting on a seven-foot man with a full beard, and kept slapping him.
"Broken...... Brother, I'll go down for a while. Xiaoxue pinched her temple: "Pechoin is in trouble." ”
As the sound of footsteps disappeared into the corridor, only Li Guo and his beautiful child daughter-in-law in ancient costumes were left in the room.
"Don't worry, how long do I have to wait, this posture is quite stupid." Li Guo twisted his waist, which was already standing sore: "Why hasn't there been any change at all?" ”
Mo Chou was studying the jelly in the iron box on the coffee table, and when she heard Li Guo's question, she raised her head and glanced at Zhan Lu: "Unsheathed and said that this sword is a female sword." It can't be integrated with the sword of the Xianggong, at most it can become a weapon in hand. Xiang Gong doesn't need to care too much, and when Xiang Gong can make the body disabled, you will naturally know the difference between the two swords. ”
Li Guo let out an "oh", and unconsciously began to visualize the "disabled Zhijian" that Mo Chou said had in the sky and no in the ground, but it is true that Li Guo has never seen what the disabled Zhijian looks like except for the negligible name.
And he also really wants to understand, what is a female sword and what is a male sword? How did the male and female of this sword come out?
But at this time, it is obviously a bit out of place to explore such a boring question. Li Guo's hand holding the hilt of the sword already felt a slight burning sensation, he didn't know if the sword was heating up, or if he himself was too nervous, but the simple feeling was hot and pulsating.
The air around them was further distorted, and the originally colorful world seemed to turn into a dim and yellow like an old photo in an instant, with small white dots like snowflakes floating here and there.
Just as Li Guo was about to open his mouth to ask what was going on, Zhan Lu suddenly broke out from the inside out with an extremely violent strong wind, and Li Guo even felt that he had suddenly turned into a plastic bag floating in the sky.
Within the confines of Mochou's dungeon, everything that could move was swept up to the ceiling by this strong wind, and the long-lasting strong wind even made it impossible for the wooden chairs to fall.
Li Guo wanted to let go of his hand, but now he was like an electric shock, and his palm was stuck to Zhan Lu's hilt, and he couldn't pull it out.
Gradually, Li Guo not only became difficult to breathe in the strong wind, but his feet were blown off the ground by the winding wind.
If it weren't for the fact that his hand was stuck to his sword, he wouldn't have ended much better than the big soup bowl filled with hot and sour soup.
When Mo Chou saw this scene, his eyes narrowed slightly, and he pointed at the sword with both hands: "The long song sings the pine wind, and the river and the stars are scarce." Unsheathed! ”
The sister who was out of the sheath around Li Guo, after receiving Mo Chou's order, suddenly burst out with a destructive essence light, trying her best to suppress the righteous qi that Zhan Lu had accumulated for many years, but there was never an impermeable wall, and the stronger and stronger wind finally seemed to be like a substance, still blowing out along the wisps of cracks.
Mo Chou's waist-length long hair was blown fluttering, and the charming heroine gauze on her body was also blown close to her body, Mo Chou's good figure was fully displayed at this moment, and the only regret was that he could vaguely see the bra straps, which can really be called a fly in the ointment.
However, Li Guo didn't have the heart to look at Mo Chou's good figure, if Mo Chou hadn't helped Li Guo share this surging righteousness just now, then his little arms and legs would have hurt his muscles and bones, and he would have been disabled for life.
After all, this level of small explosion is nothing in the eyes of super humans like Xiaoxue Girl and Mo Chou Girl. But Li Guo is just a weak and delicate otaku, and the otaku can't stand this kind of rough abuse......
The wind continued to blow, and Li Guo's shape had changed to the style of a flying immortal who rushed down his head, and the shape was indeed a wind, but if he didn't show the edge of his flaxen-colored underwear, maybe the effect would be better.
Of course, there is a price to be paid for playing with style, and only he knows what Li Guo is suffering now. Not to mention, the force of the strong wind had already made his wrist hurt, and he was almost numb from pain.
And I don't know what is mixed in this wind, under the rapid movement, they all turned into sharp blades, cutting Li Guo's hands and face into a mess. But maybe it was because Xiaoxue girl splashed something on his head just now, and the injuries on his body would heal automatically after a while, leaving no traces.
Li Guo closed his eyes and mouth. I silently prayed in my heart that Zhan Lu would stop quickly, before he died. Even if he wasn't very sensitive to pain, it was never a solution to keep hurting like this.
"Xianggong, Mo Chou will play a tune for you...... Mo Chou felt sorry for Li Guo's death-threatening appearance, and bit his lip and took off her emerald green jade flute from her waist.
Li Guo could hear Mo Chou's words, although he didn't dare to open his mouth to answer, but he silently thought in his heart, "If you remove the four words 'a tune', your life will be perfect......"
The timbre of the flute itself carries a kind of helplessness in the vicissitudes of life. Coupled with Mo Chou, a girl who has been away from home for thousands of years, and a murder weapon with high anti-war sentiments, the atmosphere in the whole room suddenly turned into an inexplicable loneliness.
And it seems that under the influence of music, Zhan Lu has calmed down a lot, and is no longer so messy and irritable. even made Li Guo, who was connected to it, feel a kind of charming feelings of a little daughter's family.
At this time, Xiaoxue's sister ran up from downstairs with a bang, and after pushing the door, she looked at Li Guo's appearance and was shocked: "What...... How so? ”
Li Guo was also confused in his heart, and said in his heart: "You give me this thing...... How could this be, you ask me now? ”
Mo Chou was also puzzled, she put down the flute on the side of her mouth, and looked at Xiaoxue girl: "What's wrong?" ”
"Why is Zhan Lu so grumpy?" Xiaoxue girl stared at Li Guo hanging upside down and Zhan Lu in his hand: "It has always been gentle and elegant......"
Li Guo snorted coldly in his heart: "The girl has been wronged for thousands of years, people don't like to kill, you use it to cut people every day, this is all mentally ill, of course I am unlucky." ”
However, Mo Chou Dao was very calm: "There is no obstacle to the public, and there is no obstacle to this sword." When it comes to how to serve men, don't worry about being inferior to you. can say that this sword, Mo Chou can dare to be the first in the world. ”
Don't worry about this, no matter how Li Guo listens to it, it's not quite right, although what he said is the Tao, but he always feels that there is a sour smell of sauerkraut in it.
It's really the deepest undersea needle and woman's heart in the world......
Xiaoxue is indeed much more sensible than Mo Chou, and living longer is a big difference. After listening to Mo Chou's words, he just smiled, with a strange expression of "you don't understand a lot of things" in his smile.
"I'm going to go to the Public Security Bureau to be a guarantor for Pechoin, and bail her out......" Xiaoxue girl seemed to suddenly think of something: "She violated the public security punishment regulations and was imprisoned......"
Mo Chou frowned: "Big prison? Is there a cell in the world that can hold her? ”
And Li Guo praised Xiaoxue's way of doing things in her heart, and if she didn't understand some things, she really wanted to rely on her own special functions, so she would fool around and treat life as fun...... In a few days, life will be humorous again, and then the fun will be great.
As for Mo Chou...... You still have to be educated, you still have to be educated. Is this lawlessness okay? The bar owner who made Li Guo's backbone tremble, looking at that posture looked like a person from the country......
Whoever said it that day, in front of the state apparatus, the power of the individual was negligible.
Well...... That's right, Uncle Scholar.
When you think about it, the time always flies. When Li Guo began to fantasize about driving a flying sword to hit satellites, Zhan Lu's might began to gradually decrease. Li Guo and those plates, bowls, water cups, cushions, and chairs all fell from mid-air at the same time.
At this moment, Li Guo suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, and his big head rushed down to plant like this, and if he didn't die, he would have to be hospitalized for observation for several months......
However, his worries were obviously unnecessary, his child daughter-in-law had already thought of a trick for him, and just when his Tianling Gai was about to hit the ground, one of the sheaths suddenly came sideways and slapped Li Guo's buttocks, directly removing the impact of gravitational acceleration, leaving Li Guo lying on the marble table without danger.
At this moment, Li Guo was surprised to find that outside the window, a straight rainbow suddenly crossed the sky, as if someone had drawn a crayon in the sky.
"Born with a vision, this is a sign of the birth of a heavy treasure." Mo Chou smiled slightly: "Xianggong, I'm afraid that now, you are famous all over the world." ”
And Xiaoxue Meizi also glanced at Li Guo with a strange expression: "Brother, in the future...... If you're injured, I'll help you heal it, as long as you're not beheaded or twisted into dumpling filling...... I...... I can cure ......."
Li Guo lay on the cold marble table, looked at the rainbow, looked at Mo Chou and then looked at Xiaoxue girl. Suddenly feeling like your future might be ...... It's bizarre.
Especially after Xiaoxue's words......
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