During this period of time, there have been several sensational events in the capital.

First: the Limbo fairy and Tarzan of the apes appeared in the downtown area.

This was first published on Youku.com, and in just one day, the number of hits surpassed Professor Yang Yongxin's popular science collection of electroshock therapy. But what is very strange is that it is not the fairy in the white sportswear who quickly became popular, but the nondescript ape brother who wears Giordano indecently.

The video screen was taken with a mobile phone, and the picture is not flattering, but it clearly records the ghost crying and howling of the ape Tarzan, plus the action of the hero of the video with one hand holding his pocket and holding it high with the other, which looks like the action of Tarzan of the Apes. He was affectionately called Brother Taishan by many netizens, and his horns of pulling out the mountains have become a new weather vane after the symbols and surnames such as Grass Mud Horse, I Go, and Shenma on the Internet.

It is mostly used to answer other people's questions.

For example, someone asks, "Are you here?" ”

You can use the phrase "Ah...... Oh...... Oh ......."

And it's very versatile, almost a universal way to answer...... And no matter how you use it, you can reveal a strong masculinity.

Second: the extremely cruel tragedy.

The sensation of this incident has reached an unprecedented level. The reason is that the murderer is actually a junior high school student born in 95, and the reason is actually because he delivered the love letter to the wrong address. Afraid of being told to his parents and teachers, he killed the family of the bitter master who received the letter in an extremely cruel way on a dark and windy night. This has sparked criticism of Chinese education from all walks of life, and is likely to lead to a new education reform.

Third: a bizarre rainbow in the sky.

This happened on the day when the snow cleared up after the snow in the capital, and thousands of people saw a straight rainbow, running east and west through the entire sky. Even in Zhangjiakou and Shijiazhuang, you can clearly see this wonder of nature. And it has attracted many rainbow lovers around the world, and Adidas has even designed a series of sportswear and new advertisements specifically for this rainbow.

However, relevant experts explained that the reason for the occurrence of this strange natural landscape is only because of the outbreak of sunspots, which leads to the disorder of the earth's magnetic field, so the aurora that can usually only be observed at the poles is traveled in the low latitude area.

Of course, such irresponsible remarks cannot fool the broad masses of the people at all. There has been a lot of speculation about the cause of this phenomenon, and some have even linked the recent frequent earthquakes, volcanic eruptions and floods to this rainbow, which has triggered a new wave of end-of-the-world syndrome, with supermarkets running out of mineral water and instant noodles in some places, and even many people starting to set up tents overnight on the green belt.

A series of related industries have been affected to varying degrees, and the transaction volume of the property market in Beijing has even decreased by as much as 30%. And for the first time in recent years, there was a downward trend.

Fourth: A young girl falls from a high altitude and hurts people.

This is a strange story that happened in a single dormitory in Beijing, and has appeared many times in the news information of Central TV's Chaowen World and Dragon TV.

This is also a video recorded and uploaded by netizens, showing a girl who looks to be in her twenties, standing outdoors on the fifth floor in only hot pants in the cold winter, suspected of jumping off the building, but she is playing with her mobile phone in her hand, not like a person who wants to commit suicide.

I don't know if it was because the onlookers below angered her, and before the fire brigade had time to inflate the cushion, the girl suddenly jumped down from the fifth floor. He landed on his feet, and the ground was trampled into a depression five centimeters deep.

Judging from the video, after the woman jumped, she didn't seem to be injured, but went directly to scuffle with an onlooker.

In the end, both sides were handed over to the public security organs.

This video and Brother Taishan's video can be said to be sister videos, although they have been questioned by a lot of people, but they have also regained their confidence in Chinese kung fu to varying degrees.

Of course, more people think that this is the miraculous effect of Brother Xinchun......

These things are more influential. There are also news such as "a sudden fire in an abandoned factory in Hebei on a rainy night, and no casualties were found", which are watched hundreds of times a day, which are not worth mentioning.

However, while Chinese netizens are concerned about these, there are also all other people and organizations that seem to be unbeatable.

For example, at this moment, there is an intelligence room in a research institute somewhere in the book.

"Dazuo, this person seems to be the temporary guardian of the first new human."

A tall, lanky man with a mustache nodded: "Damn, all that nonsense from the Ministry of Foreign Affairs." Now to enter China, we can't bring weapons at all, and ordinary weapons have no effect on that monster in Asakawa at all. ”

"That Dazuo, the two-year deadline is coming soon, which means ......" Another officer with a slightly lower rank smiled: "In other words, I can continue to sell my oden?" ”

"Don't even think about it, Asakawa and Hatsu were both lost in our hands. If the time comes, let's seppuku. As he spoke, the officer took out a handful of ribs that had rusted into cinders from the locker in the intelligence room and played with it in his hand: "Twenty years, tens of billions of research funds. Maybe we should have defected to South Korea, I have a netizen who said that the kelp in Incheon has a unique taste. ”

"Don't we have other models?" The junior officer flipped through the materials in his hand: "It would be nice to use them to hunt down Asakawa." ”

"Chun Yuejun, do you now know why you haven't been able to get promoted for so many years?" Mizuhara Daisa leaned back on the desk, his face full of sadness: "Asakawa is our most successful work, and other models can't compare to her at all." Moreover, if the Chinese side knows that we have dropped biological and chemical weapons on their territory, the soft eggs of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs will use us as scapegoats. You imagine, international tribunals, crimes against humanity, prisons, gallows, ......"

"Dazuo, now that the international tribunal has been reformed, it is no longer used by hanging, it is deoxygenated mold with blood. A pain-free death is guaranteed. The junior officer named Chun Yue still said so heartlessly: "Moreover, if it is discovered, it is good that we will not admit it." ”

Mizuhara Daisa covered his forehead, and his glasses flashed with helplessness: "My friend, do you really think the whole world is a fool?" That's why my grandfather was left in China and hasn't come back. ”

"That must be dead. I grieve for you, Daisa Mizuhara. A sad expression bloomed on the face of the junior officer: "The thing I regret the most in my life is that I studied bioengineering at MIT. Not only did I make those damn Yankees laugh at my English pronunciation, but I was forced to do human experiments by those people in the military department when I returned home. If I had known this, I should have listened to my grandmother and carried forward the oden of the spring family. ”

Suwon sighed deeply and moved his gaze to the face of Li Guo, who had been processed and made very clear on the computer screen: "Chun Yue-kun, think of a way." We are running out of time, and the New Year is just around the corner. ”

"Send other models to China and get Asakawa and Hatsu back." The junior officer repeated: "There is one more thing, I hope to get your forgiveness, Osa." ”

"What?"

"Because I've always liked Asakawa, I added an electromagnetic kinetic energy device to her without permission." Chun Yue smiled: "That is, the satellite weapon that reported the failure of development to the upper authorities last time." But I assure you, it's definitely my own copy, but with the core of that large installation. ”

Listening to Chun's words, Mizuhara Daisa violently lifted his collar: "You mean...... You dismantled the core of the electromagnetic weapon provided to us by the Yankees without authorization, causing tens of billions of dollars to become a pile of scrap metal, just for your little admiration? ”

But before Chun Yue could speak, Suwon put him down: "Actually, because I love her, I also removed the self-destruction device in her brain without authorization." ”

"Okay, okay, how many more raven goddesses do we have?" Mizuhara Daisa seemed to have figured out something: "Our sins are enough to die hundreds of times, what does it matter if we have a little more." ”

"Five, but three have been judged dead, and one ...... Well, two are normal, but one of them is now working as a waiter in the base. Without her, we'd have had bad instant coffee and bad ramen, and no one would wake us up in the morning and say goodnight to us at night. I can't live without her. ”

Mizuhara Daisa frowned and thought for a while: "That's really bad...... Send me the last one. ”

At the same time, Li Guo was standing on the balcony of the top floor of a three-story building in the urban village, holding Zhan Lu in his hand and doing swordsmanship training. Mo Chou was supervising on the side, and the little new girl also followed him behind his ass with a wooden sword made by Mo Chou to make a gesture.

Li Guo has been moving out of Li Mingxue's house for more than a week, in order to be cheap, he took Mo Chou and Xiaoxin to the urban village to find a house, although the conditions and environment are relatively poor, but it is enough for a family of three to live in this place. Moreover, the landlord here is a kind old lady who lives on the first floor, and Li Guo is hardly disturbed.

So during this time, he would go out to look for work every day during the day, and then come back from outside at five o'clock in the afternoon, and Mo Chou would cook for him at home. After eating at about six o'clock, Mo Chou would order Li Guo to practice swords.

Every day from half past six to ten o'clock is the time for Li Guo to practice swords, and Xiaoxue girl also added a task to him the day before yesterday, that is, ten to twelve o'clock is the time to learn Guigu Taoism.

Bird Zijing also wanted to join in the fun, but after thinking about it, she left: "Or ...... Eun Gong, I'll teach you how to hatch eggs......"

Things were going for the better. However, Mo Chou and Xiaoxue's sister both unanimously assessed that his progress was not even one-tenth of that of Xiaoxin's sister.

Because in just a few days, Xiaoxin's sister can already make her cute little wooden sword dance beautifully, and Li Guo's Zhan Lu was almost used by him as a woodcutter.

"So...... Engong, I'll teach you how to hatch eggs......"