Chapter Seventy-Seven: Little Fairy is Poisonous (I)

A woman like Torikojing can't afford to be hurt. Do you have? Do you have!?

A square-headed, round-butted, black-black Bentley can be parked in the middle of the doorway, and the second comrade of Bird's royal driver, wearing a neat and bright small uniform, leaning on the front of the car with a narrow waist and thin legs and small buttocks, his eyes are blurred and full of vigilance Looking at the security guard who is turning back and forth in front of him but never dares to step forward.

Bird Second Comrade Xu is the same sensitive six senses as Bird Zijing, she almost stepped out of the door with Li Guo's left foot, stood up straight, tidied up the clothes on her body, and then opened the back seat door of Bentley very decently, waiting for Li Guo to walk into the car like the first class cabin of the plane.

"The boss said she'd meet you later." Bird Er's voice is very good, and it has a sonorous rose chew: "The location doesn't need to be specially notified to her." ”

While speaking, Bird Er also took out a supermarket-specific plastic bag from the driver's cab and put it in Li Guo's hand: "This is what the boss asked me to buy on my behalf." ”

Li Guo casually flipped it open and took a look, and found that the bag was full of the kind of garbage snacks that cost five cents a bag, colorful in color, and a strong smell of gutter oil emitted through the two layers of plastic bags.

As soon as he saw this thing, Li Guo didn't have to think about it to know that this thing was definitely the kind of home-cooked snack that Bird Zijing usually eats, this kind of thing that dogs don't eat, and only Bird Zijing's strange and little new girl who doesn't know what life or death is has a soft spot for it, and it has even reached the point of being unswerving to death. After all, if it is not to this extent, it is not possible to buy two hundred packs at a time...... Li Guo sighed, turned his face and said to Qi Yingjie, who was full of doubts and shocks after him: "Then we will take this car, the space is a little larger than that of Mercedes-Benz." ”

This is indeed the truth, but the speaker has no intention, and the listener is about to burst his liver. Qi Yingjie's entire face was about to be suffocated into a big fiery pomegranate. In order to show his ability in front of Li Mingxue, he deliberately spent a lot of money to replace his original beloved Beetle with an expensive Daben. But in an instant, this Li Guo, who jumped out of an unknown corner and sat in an Armani suit with wings[***], dismembered his display plan to the point of incompleteness.

What's even more infuriating is that this little bastard Li Guo still sneered at every now and then, just for the hour when the girls put on makeup, Qi Yingjie was already choked by Li Guo more than 30 times, and he didn't even give people a chance to reply.

But the matter has come to this point, Qi Yingjie, who has seen a little scene, still knows that if he can't even keep calm now, then he will be completely ruined by Li Guo, the little bastard, not to mention that he still wants to pull out Li Mingxue and throw it on the waterbed, even if he wants to see her again in the future, it will be even more difficult.

As for the strong ...... Qi Yingjie asked himself if he had the courage, not to mention that Li Mingxue himself was a black three-dan judo master, just that Li Guo, who didn't look very good, but clearly had muscles, was enough for him, an otaku who hadn't exercised for a long time, to break his hands and feet, and his braincase was rotten.

It's impossible to be strong, let alone buy it out with RMB, what kind of car are people sitting in? Bentley! That's the most awesome car in the car at the beginning of ** except for Bugatti, not to mention that people look like a courtesy car, and if you poke it, [***] will have to sell for seven or eight million. Compared with his million-dollar Mercedes-Benz, it is no different from Audi and its son Alto Station.

When Qi Yingjie was in mixed feelings, Li Guo quickly drove Mo Chou and the others into the car, closed the car door, and hurriedly urged Comrade Bird Er: "Hurry up...... Let's go......"

Li Guo was in such a hurry, in fact, not for anything else, because just now through the car window, he saw a Mercedes-Benz...... Let's just Mercedes. Qi Yingjie's original silver-gray Mercedes-Benz still showed some aristocratic blood, but now the whole body has turned into ocean blue, and there is a hamburger on the roof that changes color.

And SpongeBob SquarePants, who has the most obscene face in the history of cartoons, and his second-hand friend Patrick are holding hands and poking them on the hood, putting on a cold smile. The interior of the car has also completely changed, the cushions and car perfume bottles have been transformed into hamburgers, and Squidward's long-sought face has become the dashboard, and the steering wheel is like his tentacles. There is also a unique shape of Daben's car butt, like an LED flat light box, on which the SpongeBob SquarePants mantra "I'm ready, I'm ready......

Not even the tires with the Trident logo on them escaped, and half of Mr. Krabs's face hung on them with an afterimage. Li Guo believes that if this turns around, it will definitely be very sunny.

Qi Yingjie didn't realize that his car had become a float, one was that his attention was focused on the body of the king of the car, and the other was that he was relatively short, and the car of the king was relatively tall.

But as Li Guo's car slowly drove forward, Qi Yingjie's float finally revealed its original face. But he didn't realize that the car that had been converted to pick up children at Disney was his own Mercedes-Benz that made him feel pain.

He just "babbled" and began to look around, but after looking for a long time, there was no result. In the end, he could only pull out his car keys...... the sound of the "chirp ......" anti-theft lock came from the SpongeBob SquarePants.

Qi Yingjie was stunned on the spot, and with a frozen expression on his face, he pressed the remote control again.

"Tweet ......"

Suddenly, Qi Yingjie was like a poplar tree standing in the cold wind, showing a strange stiffness.

"What did you do?" Li Mingxue wanted to laugh, but with a little doubt: "You are bad enough." ”

Li Guo spread his hands with a bitter face: "How can I have this kind of imagination, at most, I will clip a fake ticket with twelve points deducted under his windshield wiper......"

Saying that, Li Guo sighed: "For this, I paid a heavy price......"

Li Mingxue rolled her eyes and looked at the decorations in the Bentley, and nodded: "I really want to meet the strange thing you said." ”

Li Guo shook his head and sighed while looking at Qi Yingjie not far away from the rearview camera in the car: "What is she thinking about in her head......"

The little new girl slowly crossed Mo Chou and Li Mingxue, quietly climbed onto Li Guo's body, tore open a bag of five-cent snacks, and said while eating: "Dad, I want to take that car......"

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, pinching the face of the little new girl: "I'm afraid it won't work, there is a high chance of a car accident...... I'll buy you a SpongeBob SquarePants doll when I get back. ”

When the little new girl got this promise, she was very happy to kiss Li Guo on the mouth with her oily mouth, and then ate her small snacks.

And just as he finished speaking, Qi Yingjie actually opened the door and got into the car, and then staggered the car to the front of Bentley, that radiant feeling suddenly covered up Bentley's wind scratch, the ** LED lights and the flashing hamburger, at the moment of appearance, it was destined to become the focus of attention.

On Li Guo's side, everyone's eyes in the car were also focused on the float leading the way in front, and they couldn't help but sweat the float that was slowly moving forward with a drunken fist. Many windows in the community have also been opened, and heads of all sizes stick out from them, and they are very professional onlookers watching this unique modified Daben ...... "It seems that he has hit him hard." Li Guo pondered for a moment: "I have a sense of guilt......"

Li Mingxue said indifferently that it didn't matter. Instead, he pointed to the little new girl: "You should send her to school or kindergarten." Her father-lover complex is already very serious, and you will definitely regret it if it goes on like this. ”

Li Guo blinked his eyes, revealing a dazed and ignorant expression.

After Xiao Xinxin heard this, his eyes when he looked at Li Mingxue suddenly became a little cloudy, and there was a faint sound of electric current at the tips of his hair, crackling. And a faint smell of stinky fish and rotten shrimp began to fill the carriage, but it was directly killed by the smell of gutter oil from the five-cent snack.

"Whoever dares to snatch Dad is the enemy." The little new girl looked very serious, and her little face tightened: "I'll be angry." ”

Her appearance made Li Guo and Li Mingxue stunned, but Mo Chou smiled faintly, stretched out his finger and flicked it on the head of the little new girl: "It's almost time to practice etiquette." As he spoke, a murderous look appeared on Mo Chou's warm little face: "Xianggong, just hand her over to Mo Chou for training." ”

The little new girl was completely wiped out by Mo Chou's anger, covering her head and rolling on Li Guo, when she heard what Mo Chou said, she cried out with a wow, pulling Li Guo's sleeve with a handful of snot and tears begging Li Guo not to give herself to Mo Chou.

Li Guo touched her head and gently comforted her, while biting her ear with Li Mingxue: "What should I do?" ”

Li Mingxue smiled: "It's better to give Mo Chou, I still believe in the ability of my nephew and daughter-in-law." ”

At this time, the little new girl cried even more fiercely, and apologized to Li Mingxue for forgiveness. From Li Mingxue's resolute expression, the little new girl has basically begun to taste the despair for the first time in her life...... And Li Guo, although he was distressed, he didn't dare to disobey Lafayette's decree at all, and he was thinking about how much to let Mo Chou discipline for a few days.

After all, children should always go to school when they reach their age, and there are clear provisions in the Law on the Protection of Minors.

But Li Guo always felt that if the little new girl went to play with those ordinary children, the final result would definitely not be as perfect as imagined......

(To be continued)