Chapter Seventy-Six: Untitled ......
Not long after, Qi Yingjie, who was commented by Li Mingxue as having not eaten shit for three months, walked back to the living room from the balcony with an expression that had just turned from a grandson to a grandfather, and tried to sit down next to Li Mingxue, but Li Mingxue's eyes were quick, and as soon as her ass moved, she sat next to Li Guo.
"Mingxue, I called the organizer just now, and he sold me a little bit of face and agreed to let Guoguo go with me." Qi Yingjie's expression was very subtle: "It's really not easy." ”
Li Mingxue's eyes rolled undetectably: "Did you see the big gold tooth?" ”
Qi Yingjie was stunned: "What big gold tooth?" ”
And Li Guo nodded: "I see...... Just call me Li Guo, the fruit is too fleshy. ”
Qi Yingjie couldn't figure out what Li Guo and Li Mingxue were playing with, so he just continued to show off: "This charity gathering, celebrities and celebrities from all walks of life will be present. There are quite a few celebrities and business big names. ”
A weird smile appeared at the corner of Li Mingxue's mouth: "They are all female stars." ”
Listening to her words, Li Guo and Qi Yingjie didn't react immediately, but Li Guo still had a tacit understanding with Li Mingxue after all, so they quickly knew what she said. Although Li Guo believes that not all female stars are going to solicit business, at least a large number of people have this idea, after all, Li Guo often learns about the bizarre nature of the entertainment industry from various strange channels.
And after Qi Yingjie reacted, he was directly choked by Li Mingxue so much that he couldn't say a word, his eyes became strange, and he aimed at Li Mingxue from time to time.
Li Mingxue was disgusted by this look, but it was not good to drive him out directly. After all, even if he knew what Qi Yingjie was thinking in his head, after all, it was just thinking. For this kind of person who can think about the naked [***] intubation tube with a casual word, Li Mingxue generally chooses to turn a blind eye. So she smiled contemptuously and got up from the sofa: "You guys talk first, I'll put on makeup." ”
After speaking, she left straight away, walked to the room where Mo Chou and Xiaoxin sister-in-law, and closed the door tightly.
There are only two people left in the living room, Qi Yingjie and Li Guo, Li Guo doesn't care, his stuffiness has already risen to a level, and if he doesn't speak for a day or two, it is definitely within the normal range. So he just picked up a newspaper from the coffee table and quietly watched as several more houses across the country were demolished and several supermarkets sold counterfeits.
Time ticked by, Li Mingxue kept holding it in and didn't come out at all, and Li Guo seemed to have become a bonsai, so that Qi Yingjie couldn't find an entry point if he wanted to find a topic, which made him hold all the show-offs in his stomach, and a layer of sweat appeared on his head.
"Guoguo, you're doing well now." Qi Yingjie finally couldn't help it, and began to answer Li Guo: "When Mingxue and I get along, you can be my assistant." ”
Li Guo slowly put down the newspaper in his hand, and pinched the corner of his suit with his fingers: "How long can I buy a set of this." ”
In fact, Li Guo's words were completely asked sincerely. But in Qi Yingjie's ears, it means something else, and the subtext becomes: Don't you see Lao Tzu's clothes? As an assistant for you? You don't pee like yourself, Lao Tzu will put a sleeve on top of you.
Therefore, Qi Yingjie, who naturally thought that he had been insulted, turned ugly, and even vaguely began to grit his teeth. In his opinion, before Li Guo came, Li Mingxue had always been polite to himself, but after he came, Li Mingxue seemed to have completely changed as a person. And all the change in her attitude is the person in front of her who humiliated herself with a torn dress just now, and this person is actually her junior.
The more Qi Yingjie thought about it, the more awkward he became, and he even wanted to throw Li Guo downstairs now. But he still wanted to pull Li Mingxue naked and throw him on the bed, so now he can only endure Li Guo, a little deflated three. It's just that the sound of his gnashing teeth is getting louder and louder.
"You're deficient in calcium." Li Guo looked at Qi Yingjie lightly, and still said sincerely: "Teeth grinding is a lack of calcium and a disease. ”
Qi Yingjie almost got a mouthful of hot blood in his throat, and was so angry with Li Guo that he couldn't come out of a fart for a long time.
At the same time, Li Mingxue in the room plucked Mo Chou and changed her clothes one by one: "He wronged you so much, he dressed so well and let you wear Sema?" ”
Mo Chou protected his chest with one hand, and said a little shyly: "Mo Chou doesn't ask for this, it's good to have a piece of clothing to cover your body." The new clothes that the minister bought for Mo Chou, Mo Chou wanted to keep them for the New Year. ”
Li Mingxue glanced at Mo Chou with a strange expression: "Nonsense...... Take a look at this one. ”
Mo Chou took a very beautiful and delicate little dress, and clumsily put it on his head: "Auntie, is it okay to keep Xianggong and that person together?" ”
Li Mingxue snorted: "You really don't know him, he has a specialty since he was a child, he can jump out of the joke casually, he can make people half angry, I often beat him because of this." ”
Mo Chou nodded again and again: "I often don't understand what Xianggong says." ”
The little new girl who was painting her eyebrows in front of the mirror said: "You must not understand what your father is saying, even I can't understand." But Granny Bird understands, and she often scolds her father. ”
Speaking of the bird's mother-in-law, Li Mingxue suddenly turned to look at the little new girl: "Who is the bird's mother-in-law?" It seems that he has a good relationship with Li Guo. ”
The little new girl looked like a little adult again, shook her head and said: "From my observation, it belongs to the kind of friends and above, and the lovers are not full, and they can only be confidants for the rest of their lives." ”
Li Mingxue laughed and jumped from the bed to Xiaoxin's side, pinched her face and pulled it to both sides: "Who said this...... You can remember. ”
"It's Granny Bird, she forces me to call her Sister Bird every day, but it's shameless." As soon as she finished speaking, Xiaoxin picked up a crystal moisturizing lip gloss from the table and handed it to Li Mingxue: "Grandma, this should be suitable for me." ”
"Good vision." But just when Li Mingxue was about to draw some small clothes for the little new girl, Mo Chou suddenly let out an almost manic scream.
Turning her head to look, Li Mingxue found that Mo Chou had worn the front and back of the dress upside down, and the expensive dress was worn by Mo Chou into a pullover sack, which was messy, and her chest was completely exposed. This is probably the reason why Mo Chou suddenly lost his temper.
"You really need to learn." Li Mingxue helped Mo Chou sort out his clothes, and at the same time taught Mo Chou in the tone of an elder: "Guoguo is surrounded by beautiful women, including the mother of this little thing." Men are cheap, you have to learn how to hold them in your hands, even if they are ornaments, don't let people take advantage of them. ”
Mo Chou heard this, and blinked his eyes as pure as a glass: "But this ...... Such a woman would have been divorced. ”
"Cut ......" Li Mingxue and Xiaoxin girl cut in unison, and then sighed almost at the same time.
"You give Li Guo 300 guts, and he is reluctant to divorce you." Li Mingxue hung earrings on Mo Chou's ears while teaching: "Don't say that you are so well-behaved, you are the reincarnation of a tigress, and he is still reluctant." You are a blessing to him. ”
Mo Chou's face was red, I don't know if she was shy or happy, she bowed her head and thanked Li Mingxue, although she always disagreed with Li Mingxue's point of view, but after all, a little girl was praised for being in the sky and on the earth, and she would probably be very happy.
By the time the three of them finished dressing up and came out, the time was impartial, just over an hour. Li Guo has changed from a newspaper to a bosom friend, and Qi Yingjie's face has become like a pig's liver, with the appearance of a murderer, and he is not lightly angry.
But he was so angry that when Li Mingxue and Mo Chou appeared in the room, Qi Yingjie was still knocked down in an instant, his pupils dilated, his eyes were dilated, and his mouth was crooked.
And Li Guo was really surprised in his heart, he really didn't expect Mo Chou to turn from a little fairy to a goddess in this hour, although he didn't show a few pieces of flesh, but the light body curve and the delicate little face with light makeup are enough to kill any man who is interested in women, youth, vitality, shyness, charm, elegance, these contradictory words are so harmonious when they are integrated into Mo Chou's body.
As for Li Mingxue...... Li Guo has seen it since he was a child, and said that he was very calm...... "Let's go." Li Guo stood up, patted the dust on his body, and stretched out his hand to hold Mo Chou: "It's so beautiful." ”
Mo Chou lowered his head, rubbed on Li Guo's body, and whispered: "Don't make fun of Mo Chou......"
And Qi Yingjie's eyes never left Mo Chou's body, and like Li Guo, he directly ignored Li Mingxue's existence.
The little new girl shrugged her shoulders and took Li Mingxue's hand: "Grandma, you are so beautiful." ”
"You are also ......" Li Mingxue pouted, very angry with the reaction of these men: "You will definitely be the most beautiful in the future." ”
In the end, Qi Yingjie was still woken up by Xiaoxin's sister with peanuts, he quickly came back to his senses, and pressed his crotch with his hand before standing up, as if he was ** cross-current.
Li Guo's carefulness exceeded the sum of everyone present, he was very keen to capture Qi Yingjie's demeanor, smiled slightly, and then controlled a peanut that rolled on the ground and hit the acupuncture points of Qi Yingjie's waist and eyes.
Qi Yingjie just felt a slight numbness on his waist, and his hard lower body instantly softened, and his expression became not too embarrassed.
As for Li Guo, he didn't feel angry, he couldn't interfere with other people's ideas, and people would think about it, which also showed Mo Chou's graceful demeanor. Only men who have no confidence, no confidence and no ability will mind these things that don't matter at all, and Li Guo has never lacked these.
In the process of going downstairs, Li Guo held Mo Chou with one hand, was held by Li Mingxue with the other, and the belt was dragged by Xiaoxin's sister, the whole looked like a bully who did all kinds of evil, but Qi Yingjie, who was standing alone in the corner of the elevator, was more like a righteous gentleman who was not messing around.
However, in the elevator, Li Guo has been trying to imitate the thinking mode of Bird Zijing, imagining what kind of horror will be waiting for him downstairs. After all, since living with Bird Zijing, every day is like a roller coaster, and the thrilling feeling has completely turned Li Guo's original clear soup and spicy hot and sour noodles into a fresh and spicy hot and sour noodle.
"I hope the bird doesn't get too far." Li Guo whispered to Mo Chou: "It shouldn't be ......"
"But with her surname, Mo Chou thinks that Xianggong is deceiving herself." Mo Chou did not hesitate to use the idiom he just learned to splash Li Guo with a scoop of Coca-Cola with ice cubes: "Xianggong should know her better than Mo Chou." ”
Li Guo took out a free hand and pinched his forehead: "You're right......
(To be continued)