As a sovereign and royal princess, Catherine decided to invite the Chinese fish king to dinner at a small stall on Wangfu Street.

It seems like the craziest thing I've ever encountered.

Of course, I couldn't just let her do that, I took her downstairs, walked into the small stall by myself, clapped my hands and stood in the middle of the room that was already full of friends, and said: "Everyone, I invite a very important friend to dinner at noon, I want to make a reservation, can you make it convenient, the meal fee is mine." ”

Everyone look at me, I look at you, and the next moment they all hugged the bowl and scattered, and they all said: "Director Xiao He has spoken, this little face still has to be given - boss, hurry up and fry me again with garlic sprouts to take away!" ”

I asked the fat boss, "Do you have a new tablecloth here?" ”

The fat boss spread his hands and said, "No! ”

I looked at a few sheets hanging on the wire outside, and asked in a loud voice, "Whose house is this?" ”

Aunt Zhang said: "My family, what's wrong?" ”

I said, "Borrow the sheets, and I'll count them as new ones for you." ”

Aunt Zhang said: "It's nothing if you don't have money, you can look at the shop, there is a diaper for my grandson." ”

I picked a piece of bed without a "watermark", the blue and white plaid sheets were a little elegant at this time, I looked around left and right: "Flowers, where are there flowers?" ”

The fat boss kindly reminded me: "There are flowers in the community pond." ”

Without saying a word, I ran to the flower pond and pulled out a Xiang Yue Kui, found an abandoned fish tank and plugged it in, and the plain plaid tablecloth was matched with the Xiang Yue Kui with mud, which was a bit of a Van Gogh oil painting, I glanced at the greasy fat boss and said, "You will serve the food in a while?" ”

The fat boss said: "I have been serving food for so many years. ”

I beckoned, "Wang Shuisheng, come here and give you a task." ”

Wang Shuisheng was meticulously dressed and standing behind the supermarket counter to be scratching, and when I called him, he ran over and asked, "What's the matter?" ”

I looked at his neat little dress and said with satisfaction, "You'll be in charge of serving the food in a moment." ”

Wang Shuisheng said: "Why, you asked me to be a cashier, this is not within the scope of my labor." ”

I asked him, "Is the baron or the princess?" ”

"It can only be said that we are all nobles, of course, from the perspective of the royal family, the princess is more honorable."

"Isn't that the end of it? Give you a chance to serve the princess. ”

"If you say that-" Wang Shuisheng bowed slightly to Ye Katerina: "I am happy to serve your beauty." ”

"Yes, yes, I'll talk about that tone in a moment."

I hurriedly walked back and forth again, and Xiaohui smiled: "Do you want to have another welcome ceremony?" ”

I patted my head: "Yes, hurry up and call Gao Daquan and Sun Manlou." ”

After the two of them came, I said to Gao Daquan, "What do you have in there, pretty?" ”

Gao Daquan said: "There are only dogs these days. ”

"Can you form a cheerleader?"

Gao Daquan said: "I'll try it." ”

I asked Sun Manlou again: "What about you?" ”

Sun Manlou said: "I can attract you more than 100,000 flies and let them list a subtitle in the sky!" ”

"Uh, forget it, do you have pigeons?"

"Yes."

"You'll be in charge of the pigeons in a moment."

"I'm good at releasing pigeons, who do you say?"

“…… Put yours! ”

Finally, I looked at Wang Cheng, who was watching the excitement at the entrance of the supermarket, took off his suit and put it on him, and said: "It will be inconvenient for me to show up in a while, from now on you will be the princess's personal bodyguard!" ”

Wang Cheng touched the fabric of the suit and said, "Wow, high-end goods." He pulled his sunglasses out of his pocket and put them on, saying coolly, "I charge by the hour." ”

After arranging all this, I finally breathed a sigh of relief, and Catherine was a little stupid and said, "You can make do with it." ”

I smiled bitterly and said, "Grassroots cadres, it's okay to be a little formalistic?" ”

At 12 o'clock, a "B" car with big wings on the head slowly drove into Wangfu Street, the driver seemed to be very hesitant to find the right place, so he drove a little probe, fortunately, he soon saw the princess who greeted the princess, the car stopped, the king of Weiyu touched his head and drilled out, and sighed: "This place is difficult to find." ”

As soon as I waved my hand, hundreds of pigeons summoned by Sun Manlou from nearby fluttered and flew up, and Gao Daquan commanded seven dogs from St. Bernard to Chihua from big to small in a row, barking one by one, because the timbre was different, it sounded like playing a tune, and I heard that the Queen of England did this on her birthday.

King Weiyu was first surprised that the princess actually chose such a place, and then grinned: "So grand? ”

Catherine leaned up to the bird and said coquettishly, "Why did you come?" ”

The Guardian Fish King was a little flattered and a little stunned: "It's still called Big Brother, what are you called?" ”

Wang Shuisheng stood at the door and bowed down and said, "Two inside, please." ”

Wang Cheng followed the princess without leaving and entered the restaurant all the way.

We squatted in a row at the door of the supermarket opposite, vaguely able to see the situation inside, only to see Catherine affectionately holding the hand of the king of fish, I don't know what to talk about, Wang Shuisheng handed the menu up, handed it to the king of fish, the king of fish took a look, seemed to be surprised by the content on it, and then began to order.

When he finished ordering, the fat boss prepared the ingredients, and the oil pot snorted, and we sniffed and said in unison: "Stir-fry the kidney flowers!" ”

Ah Po said: "This old boy is not well-intentioned. ”

Until the time the food was served, the two of them were not cold, and Ekaterina didn't know what she was talking about, she laughed happily for a while and cried for a while, and the King of Guardians also smirked and was serious for a while, and the hands of the two people were often clasped together, and Wang Cheng stood aside with his crotch on his expressionless face......

King Guardian Fish was in a good mood and had a good appetite, and while eating the vegetables, he patted the back of Catherine's hand affectionately from time to time, and the princess reciprocated.

Ah Po looked at it for a while and said: "This princess doesn't seem to be difficult to soak, and she has to talk and laugh with everyone." ”

Xiaohui said: "You don't understand, this is called adapting measures to local conditions, she is not suitable for taking the noble and generous route when she dresses like this, she can only take people by being small." ”

I smiled and said, "The princess has met a confidant now." ”

The meal lasted for nearly an hour, the guests and the host enjoyed themselves, and finally Catherine came out with the arm of the king of the fish, and Wang Shuisheng accompanied him to the door.

King Weiyu wiped his mouth and laughed loudly and said: "Lin Da, I can't imagine that you can find such a pure place in China, I am still worried that you will invite me to eat French food or something, to tell you the truth, this is the best meal I have eaten in recent years." He turned back to the fat boss and said loudly, "Master, the craftsmanship is amazing." ”

The fat boss really looked like a gentleman at this time, just smiled and nodded.

Catherine smiled: "As long as you are happy, I will accompany you more when I have time in the future." ”

The king of the fish walked to the side of the car, patted the top of his head and said, "Oh yes, the money hasn't been given to you yet, look at my surname-" As she spoke, she took out the check book and drew a check on the roof of the car and handed it to Catherine, she glanced at the numbers on it, smiled and threw herself into the fish king's arms, kissed him on his rough face and said, "Thank you." ”

King Weiyu was stunned for a long time, laughed and got into the car, and finally reluctantly glanced at the small stall, and then drove away.

Ekaterina watched the fish king's car go away, and proudly flicked the check in front of me: "100 million, it's here!" Saying that, he casually put it in his trouser pocket, and Xiaohui smiled: "Now my pants are worth a lot." ”

I wondered, "What did you talk to him about?" ”

"I recalled to him those things when I was a child, the canonization ceremony, my father blamed me for being naughty, and I almost drowned once."

I sweated and said, "And then, does he like to listen?" ”

"I love to listen, and then I recognize him as my father."

I jumped up and said, "Father-in-law? ”

"yes."

I finally understand why Catherine took the initiative to post it, now that I think about it, her expression is so innocent, her movements are so cute, it turned out that she had already calculated to put the king of the guardian fish into the ranks of her fathers, it seems to be prostrate, but in fact she has occupied the commanding heights of morality - she spent 100 million yuan with the king of the guardian fish to eat a small food stall and accept a godgirl! It looks pretty beautiful......

At this moment, I can't help but admire Catherine so much, what does it mean to be able to provoke and carry it? What does it mean to leverage power? What is grafting? What does it mean to be deaf? In short, the waist flower of the king of the guardian fish was eaten in vain.

At this time, the sleepy-eyed Lin Ziwen turned out of the community, holding a lunch box in his hand, and walked unkemptly to the small stall, I saw him with his head down, heavy bags under his eyes, and he kept sighing, and suddenly he was very excited, and immediately took out a small notebook to write down something......

I called him funny: "Lin Ziwen! ”

Lin Ziwen said blankly: "Huh? ”

"How did you get to this?" I don't understand why I haven't seen him for a day, how the handsome little middle point Aaron Kwok became Einstein.

Ah Po gloated: "You don't want to kill me?" ”

Lin Ziwen saw Ah Po, and said with a long sigh: "You are really not dead yet." ”

Ah Po said: "Did you slip into my bedroom again yesterday?" ”

“…… I wanted to wake you up, but I was embarrassed to see that you slept so soundly, anyway, you didn't delay my experiment if you fell asleep. ”

Ah Po was curious: "What are you doing to me again?" ”

"I injected you with 200 ml of my newly formulated poison, which is 1.7 times more poisonous than potassium hydride!" Lin Ziwen looked at Ah Po, who was ruddy, shook his head in frustration and said: "Forget it, I didn't expect to succeed once, what did Edison say - this failure just shows that this poison can't kill you." ”

Ah Po said: "I said that it was so uncomfortable to get up in the morning. ”

Lin Ziwen's eyes suddenly lit up and said, "Is there a reaction?" ”

Ah Po spat on the ground and said, ", you can try 200 ml for yourself - you can't hold your urine!" ”

I smiled and beckoned to Catherine over there and said, "Your Royal Highness, come and introduce you to a friend." Then I whispered to Lin Ziwen, "This is Princess Catherine who almost became your target." ”

Lin Ziwen glanced at her, then lowered his head and said, "I'm not interested in her anymore." ”

Catherine came over and greeted Lin Ziwen: "Hello." ”

Lin Ziwen didn't raise his head and said, "Well, you're okay." ”

It was probably the first time that Catherine had met a different surname who dared to ignore her like this, and asked me in a low voice: "What's wrong with him?" ”

I said, "...... It's okay, it's a graduate school entrance exam. ”

Lin Ziwen took out a small notebook and muttered to himself as he wrote: "It seems that it will not work to try to destroy the internal tissues and nerves with poison......" As he spoke, he crossed a certain line.

I laughed and said, "Can I see your book?" Maybe it might even help you come up with ideas. ”

Lin Ziwen hesitated, or handed me the book, I looked, the first page is full of chemical reaction formulas, probably used to dispense poison, from the second page onwards, all kinds of assassination plans, cold weapons, pistols, sniper rifles, poisoning, etc. The next options are fire, frying, soaking in medicinal wine, steaming in the pot, unloading eight pieces and so on.

I looked at it and sighed, "Mom, you've caught up with the recipe!" ”

Speaking of recipes, Lin Ziwen looked at the lunch box in his hand and asked us: "Did I come out to eat or have I already eaten and want to go back?" ”

We had a lot of fun and said in unison, "You've already eaten." ”

Lin Ziwen sighed, took his book from my hand, and then walked back, muttering: "My appetite has been rising recently, and I feel like I haven't eaten it after eating." ”

Ekaterina was amused and angry, and asked me: "Is there any problem he has that he can't solve?" ”

I nodded solemnly: "It's a bit hard. ”

"What is it?"

I said, "Don't ask, if you can untie it, you don't need me to protect you." ”

(To be continued)