Chapter 166 Swords, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks
The landlord's sister's appearance is actually very modern, and the metalized scale armor on her body is densely wrapped around her, and it is not reflective at all, only two eyes are exposed, and it looks like a future space warrior with a good figure. In particular, the two shark-like bone blades on the outside of her elbows made her look amazingly combative.
In comparison, the amber that tied a bow to his tail on one side was a little thinner, and he didn't have any special weapons except for a cheap-looking nine-section whip, but the strong self-confidence, or pride of the previous station, gushed out.
"That cat is going to suffer." Mo Chou is an expert in combat, and as soon as she saw this scene, she began to predict the result: "Xianggong, don't worry, your landlord sister has her own measure." ”
Li Guo was in a hurry, but there was no way to do it. He knew that the landlord's sister had a mature worldview in her heart, and after confirming the facts, she would never stop because of anyone's obstruction.
Unless Li Guo uses violence...... But Li Guo obviously wouldn't use violence against her, one was reluctant, and the other was because he didn't know who was violent at whom...... "girl." The landlord's sister's voice was a little muffled: "I'll let you do it first." ”
After saying that, she directly clipped a monocle like the one in Dragon Ball on her ear, and from Li Guo's point of view, various data were constantly scrolling on it.
"Wow......" Li Guo couldn't help but sigh: "It's really good ...... sci-fi"
Amber sneered, then half-arched her body, revealing the deep groove in her chest...... "Xianggong, where are your eyes looking!" Mo Chou patted Li Guo's ass with his hand: "Mo Chou is not younger than her." ”
Li Guo blinked his eyes twice and glanced down at Mo Chou: "What are you thinking......
As soon as she finished speaking, Amber suddenly teleported, moving directly behind the landlord's sister, and then without saying a word, an elbow hit the back of the landlord's sister's neck.
Li Guo's heart shrank at that time, for fear that the landlord's sister would be hurt by her. But before she could scream, the landlord's sister's arm was actually twisted strangely, and she directly elbowed elbow to meet Amber's attack.
From a mechanical point of view, this blow is a loss for the landlord's sister, after all, her angle is really distorted, and no matter how you look at it, she doesn't have a good point of focus.
However, to Li Guo's surprise, after the landlord's sister and Amber had a hard time, she actually quickly borrowed from Amber's attack, and then gave a beautiful front air flip, widening the distance between her and Amber.
All of this happened in a short split second, and if Li Guo didn't have his innate skill of slow vision, maybe he wouldn't even be able to see clearly.
And just when the landlord's sister hadn't landed yet, Amber teleported again, and her soft little waist made her whole body appear in an inverted C shape as if practicing yoga. Then he kicked his knee in the lower abdomen of the landlord's sister.
"She is so ruthless...... Li Guo frowned: "This is the key ......"
But Li Guo still underestimated the landlord's sister who usually loves to cook, and when Amber's knee was about to touch her lower abdomen, her body in the air slanted abruptly and then pressed her knee and Amber's knee together.
Li Guo only now understands that the landlord's sister has been in a defensive state from the beginning, and until now, whatever amber has made, she will use whatever part to fight her, this is completely a playful style of play, and it seems that the landlord's sister is very happy...... After the two knees touched each other, the landlord's sister naturally floated out in mid-air. But this time she didn't give Amber a chance to teleport, her whole body tensed, she pressed low, and landed on one knee as Amber teleported to her, dodging Amber's whip leg.
Li Guo rubbed his eyes, he really couldn't believe that the landlord's sister, who usually likes to sit quietly in the corner and read online novels, can be flexible like this, although Amber obviously didn't use her best, but the landlord's sister is really worthy of her title of Valkyrie. Li Guo believed that if the landlord's sister made her body stand up with knife-like scales, anyone who dared to fight her would enjoy extraordinary pleasure.
"Isn't it?" Amber's smile was still so confident: "Then I'm welcome." ”
The landlord's sister smiled, flipped her hands, and the induction spear in her hand broke in two, and then turned into two long swords.
Amber rubbed her nose, threw down the nine-section whip in her hand, and with a flick of both hands, a set of eagle claw hooks were set on her hands as if by magic, and danced a few times, the whirring sound of breaking the air seemed so crisp and pleasant.
"Copy the guy, copy the guy!" Bird Essence shouted from the side: "Come on, I'll open the market." Cactus wins one to one, draw one to two, and loses one to one hundred and five. I'm going to buy it! ”
When Mo Chou heard this, his ears were erected, and he ran to the bird spirit with his legs: "I'll buy flat, fifty yuan...... Xianggong, come and pay! ”
Li Guo: "......"
At the moment when they were placing their bets, the landlord's sister and Amber's weapons and equipment were almost finished, the little new girl was cheering for her mother, and the old cat Daiyu was also barking high and low next to her, but Li Guo didn't understand, and she didn't know who was cheering for her...... "Hey, you two can stop a little bit." Li Guo helped Mo Chou finish giving the gambling money, turned around and walked between Amber and the landlord's sister: "Don't ......"
Before he finished speaking, someone suddenly strangled his mouth with brute force from behind him, Li Guo didn't have to look back, he knew that it was a bird essence when he smelled it, after all, Li Guo's nose was very smart, and the smell of those girls was still hugely different.
"If you dare to spoil my business, I will strangle you." Bird Zijing pressed Li Guo to the ground and rode on his neck with the lock joint technique of judo, and Bird Zijing was wearing a skirt today, so Li Guo's face was directly clamped on the sensitive part of Bird Essence.
It's very fragrant...... Well, it's really, really fragrant...... However, Li Guo subconsciously felt that this was not good, so he took two deep breaths, and quickly got his head out of the skirt of the bird spirit: "Perverted ......"
Bird Zijing's face seemed to be a little flushed, but his expression was as usual, and he warned Li Guo in a warning tone: "You give me an honest look, and I'll release you when they're done." ”
Li Guo asked Mo Chou for help, but Mo Chou turned a blind eye. Li Guo asked the disabled Zhijian for help, but the disabled Zhijian sprayed Li Guo instead...... In the end, Li Guo could only lie on the grass and watch the friendly match between the landlord's sister and Amber on the pillow of the bird's buttocks...... The two of them don't have any routines at all now, two knives against two claws. Amber is incredibly fast and able to teleport. The landlord's sister is very balanced in all aspects, and the calculation of the landing point is very accurate.
And Li Guo also discovered their respective characteristics, such as Amber would bow her body slightly before every teleportation, and when she made moves, Li Guo felt like Muay Thai fused with Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, hands, feet, arms, legs, knees, waist, buttocks, and heads, there was no place that could not be used as a weapon. On the contrary, the pair of hooks in her hand seemed a little cumbersome.
As for the landlord's sister, her advance and retreat, attack and defense, all have a strong sense of movie pictures, and the impact is there. But it feels a bit of a board and a bit dogmatic. And the two swords in her hand are also clearly different from Mo Chou or Li Guo's swords, when Mo Chou demonstrated to Li Guo at that time, she mostly used pokes, and most of the landlord's sister's swords were chopping, plus the sword had a curve, it looked more like a knife.
But...... It was indeed a sword, because the landlord's sister said it was a sword...... Of course, if you want to say who played beautifully, it would naturally be amber. Li Guo can't erase other people's good places just because he slept with the landlord's sister.
Amber's body is flexible and has that kind of cat-like elegance and rhythm, which is really pleasing to the eye, and this is probably the second most beautiful technique Li Guo has ever seen, used to kill people and fight.
The number one is of course Mo Chou's sword dance, Mo Chou's sword dance is simply beautiful, especially in the moonlight as bright as a silver plate, coming so suddenly, it is a person's soul that can make her hook. But Mo Chou said, the sword dance ...... It's used to kill people...... And this rhythm of amber with the restlessness of the rainforest and the flirting action rhythm when the Nile River floods gives people an inexplicable primitive beauty.
"Hey." Amber stopped abruptly in the middle of the day: "Why don't you attack?" Are you afraid that I will lose my temper? ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, thinking that this amber really had enough stinky fart, so he beat it, and took the initiative to provoke others halfway through it...... This surname is really bad, no wonder she can pick up the quiet landlord sister.
However, Li Guo estimates that Amber will not be able to provoke the Bird Essence, after all, the Bird Essence is the best at fighting mouths, and if he plays with his mouth, ten or eight Amber will not be the opponents of the Bird Essence. As for Mo Chou, it is even more impossible, Mo Chou's surname is not so easy to provoke, unless...... Unless Amber restarts her computer while she's playing Interstellar...... The landlord's sister didn't speak, and with Li Guo's understanding of her, she knew that once she stopped talking, she was going to move seriously. Sure enough, she took off the monocle from her ear and threw it on Li Guo's belly. Then she put the two so-called swords together, and turned them into her Valkyrie spear again. Then, her Valkyrie spear suddenly shuddered, and the electric current rattled indiscriminately, and then the head of the spear burst into a faint blue arc of electricity.
"Don't blame me." The landlord's sister finally activated her cold weapon, which cost as much as F22, and her aura suddenly resembled that of the two just now.
This time, not to mention amber, even the surrounding spectators couldn't help but get nervous. After the landlord's sister became serious, the scale armor on her body was completely taken back and she went into battle without makeup.
Then the landlord's sister smiled: "Let's compare the speed with the light." ”
With that, she poked the Valkyrie spear into the ground, and then quickly rushed towards Amber...... With this hand, she blinded all the amber, and for a moment she actually forgot to teleport, just watched the landlord's sister's fist go straight to her door.
Of course, this time there will definitely be no effect. Amber dodged the punch very easily, and then actually threw off her full set and the landlord's sister with her bare hands.
However, from the perspective of others, Amber was clearly moving towards the ground that flickered with electric light from time to time in the circle formed by the Valkyrie's spear poking into the ground during the landlord's sister's attack.
And when she really moved into the circle, the landlord's sister quickly rolled and jumped out of the circle...... And then...... With the Valkyrie spear as the center, a layer of light curtain rose directly, like a fully enclosed tent, trapping Amber inside.
Amber frowned, and teleported a few times, but each time it appeared at the edge of the light curtain, and there was no way to get out of it.
Then, the landlord's sister leaned leisurely on the other side of the light curtain, looking at Amber gloatingly: "Accept it or not." ”
"Not convinced!" Amber was about to burst into rage: "You're not really skilled!" ”
The landlord's sister smiled disdainfully, and then pointed to a large bluestone not far away with her finger: "Satellite attack." ”
As soon as the words fell, the sky suddenly shone brightly, and a beam of light shot straight down, and then the big bluestone was pierced through a hole alive, and the four sides of the hole were still in a semi-melted state.
"Convincing or not." The landlord's sister rubbed her nose: "Don't touch that, 120,000 volts of high-voltage electricity." ”
Amber, who was just about to pull out the Valkyrie spear, was suddenly stunned, although she was a demon body, she really didn't know if she could withstand the baptism of 120,000 volts of high-voltage electricity. So, his eyes dimmed all of a sudden.
"I told you not to be crazy with me." The landlord's sister smiled brightly: "Although I may not have beaten you hard, but behind me is hundreds of billions of dollars to support me, and I still have an electromagnetic cannon, do you want to feel it?" ”
As she spoke, the landlord's sister took out a one-dollar coin from her pocket, held it in a circle, and then put the coin in the circle formed by her hand, still aiming at the big bluestone, and then saw that between the head of the Valkyrie's spear and the landlord's sister, a purple-red arc suddenly pulled.
Then the coin in the landlord's sister flew out abruptly, turning into a fiery red meteor in the night sky, and striking the ravaged stone a few tenths and zeros later, causing it to fall apart.
"Just like you, do you still want to protect Li Guo?" The landlord's sister continued to stimulate Amber: "Maybe you can't even beat him." ”
Li Guo, who was pressed to the ground, coughed twice, and suddenly felt very embarrassed.
"Actually." Amber slowly took off her coat and pants in the already thin encirclement: "I don't want others to see my appearance, I don't think it's good-looking." ”
As soon as she finished speaking, Amber's entire body suddenly became larger, and all the remaining clothes on her body shattered. And the shape of her body is changing, until she becomes a cat bigger than a bus...... Or rather, leopards.
No...... Not a leopard! It's a saber-toothed tiger!
The huge teeth were shining with beautiful rune light, and the snow-white hair on her body was covered in snow-white hair, and the runes flashing with blue light kept flowing on her body, looking explosive and impactful.
"Interesting." The landlord's sister's armor was covered again, and this time she grew a blade. The arms are densely packed with sharp spikes. It's like a cactus.
Amber bowed her head, purred, and easily clawed through the grid encirclement formed by the Valkyrie's spear, and walked out of it with graceful steps.
Li Guo and Bird Zijing, who were entangled on the ground, couldn't help but wow when they saw this scene, and then Li Guo looked up and asked Bird Zijing: "How big is your prototype?" ”
"I don't know." The bird spirit got up from Li Guo's body and sat on Li Guo's stomach: "It hasn't changed." ”
Mo Chou was also watching from the side, this female version of Wu Song fighting the tiger is not something that ordinary people can see, let alone ...... Mo Chou still bet...... But at this moment, a person suddenly appeared in front of Amber and kicked Amber in the ass fiercely.
"How many times have I told you!" Amber Old Lady ...... The old ancestor of Croton crossed his waist and stood there viciously: "If you want to show your original form, you have to take off your clothes, and your underwear is worth thousands." If you are asked to go to work and you don't go to work, when will you eat mine and use mine? See for yourself how old you are, are you a little bit promising? I can't look at this or that every day, I tell you, you look at other people's children, and you're so big that you're in charge of everything, even if you can't be alone, you have children, but look at you, you're still gnawing at the old &*¥#@! ……”
Everyone present cried...... Really, except for the landlord's sister, mother and daughter, and Xiaokui, everyone else cried...... Including Mo Chou, everyone has grown up since childhood, and they have been living in the shadow of other people's children, this creature doesn't play games, doesn't talk about QQ, knows learning every day, and returns to the first grade. This creature is good-looking, writes well, has good transcripts, and even his fingernails have double eyelids...... This creature only spends 10 yuan a day to feel extravagant, wasteful and criminal, and he doesn't read novels, doesn't read comics, and wants to scold his mother when he sees a computer...... More critically...... This kind of biology is proficient in piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and even knows how to use knives, guns, swords, halberds, axes, hooks and forks, and is still a member of the league, a party member, and a civil servant...... This is the person who has moved China for hundreds or thousands of years -- other people's children...... Li Guo already lives in the shadow of this creature...... For more than 20 years.
Now, as soon as he sees Amber who is in sympathy with him...... Suddenly, a feeling of pity came to my heart...... 11......111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111111 I'm going to start a post tomorrow to talk about other people's children. This creature has a striking resemblance in my social circle...... I don't know if everyone is the same.
(To be continued)