Chapter 165: The duel between the cat and the Valkyrie
"Xianggong! No! Mo Chou's voice was urgent.
But it was too late, and Li Guo's hand had already hooked up with Xiao Kui and shook it three times...... Then, Mo Chou and Amber came to Li Guo's face, and Amber covered her forehead painfully when she saw Li Guo's appearance.
"This ......" Li Guo let go of Xiaokui: "Is there something wrong?" ”
Mo Chou and Amber looked at each other and smiled bitterly, and Amber said helplessly, "Do you know that you gave Xuan Turtle a promise?" ”
Li Guo's heart was weak: "Yes...... yes......"
"Do you think oaths and promises can be said so easily?" Amber's tail is bent into a hook, which is what the cat looks like when it is in a bad mood: "You gave the turtle a promise, and the turtle will remember it for a lifetime!" ”
Mo Chou also nodded: "Xianggong...... You're going to hurt Kui. ”
Li Guo didn't know why, he looked back at Xiao Kui, who was immersed in incomparable joy and couldn't listen to others at all, and then spread his hands helplessly: "I...... What's wrong with me? ”
Mo Chou walked up to Li Guo and gently took his hand: "Xianggong, do you know why you were searched for a thousand years by Sister Xue?" ”
Li Guo touched his head embarrassedly: "I really don't know this...... The things of the previous life were too far away. ”
"That's because you also gave Sister Xue a promise at that time." Mo Chou pointed to the dog-gnawed mole on Li Guo's forehead: "This promise will make the goblins never forget, so ordinary spirits will not easily promise to people." ”
Amber next to her also snorted angrily: "By the time Xiaokui grows up, you will have died a long time ago." Then she will start looking for you in the red dust until she finds you. Hmph, if you find it, it's okay to say, if you can't find it...... You know the consequences, you're hurting. ”
Li Guo felt a chill in his heart, he didn't expect the situation to be so serious...... Of course Li Guo knows what will happen if he can't find it, just look at Sister Xue, more than a thousand years of reincarnation alone, looking for helplessly, this is Mo Chou appeared, met Li Guo by chance, if you didn't meet it?
Li Guo lived an ordinary life, then slowly grew old, and finally burned into ashes and turned into fertilizer. Then Sister Xue continued to repeat the events of the millennium, and kept going like this...... A thousand years, a thousand years! A long, long thousand years, a thousand years of Everest has grown more than one meter taller, a thousand years have allowed humans to go to Mars, and a thousand years have made Yang Guifei a legend.
And it's still a thousand years of luck, what if it's unlucky...... There is only a 1 in 6 billion chance that people will meet, what if Li Guo rolls away to Africa to dig diamonds or Shanxi to dig coal mines in the next life? In the next life, Li Guo will become a husky or Labrador?
This odds are terrifying...... "Aoi-chan!" Li Guo turned around suddenly: "What I said just now doesn't count!" ”
But Xiaokui just raised her head and glanced at Li Guo, grinned, and then jumped in the direction where Xiaoxin's sister was, humming the strange nursery rhyme that Xiaoxin's sister taught her while running.
Seeing this scene, Li Guo slapped his thigh, squatted on the ground dejectedly, and silently took out a cigarette that had been squeezed by Xiaokui: "What should I do?" ”
"What to do?" Amber glanced at Li Guo: "It's better to kill her." ”
Li Guo took a sip: "Aren't you talking nonsense?" ”
Amber meowed, and her mouth snorted: "Don't promise anything to the spirits in the future, demons are not like people." You swear like a fart, but the goblins will engrave it on their souls. ”
With that, Amber jumped up in front of the landlord's sister with a flick of her tail, as if she was talking to her.
And Mo Chou patted Li Guo's shoulder with a big grin on the side: "Xianggong, if there are more lice, you don't have to itch, and if you have more debts, you don't have to worry." Don't worry, don't worry, don't worry. ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously raised his hand to pinch Mo Chou's face up and down, left and right: "Is this still my Mo Chou...... How did you get it like you were infected by a bird......"
Mo Chou grinned: "Don't underestimate Mo Chou too much, Mo Chou is also very lively." It's just that the daughter's family is no longer like that when she gets married. ”
Li Guo smiled, he already knew what kind of virtue Mo Chou was. Although she is not as surprised as the bird spirit, she is really a lively girl. When I'm in a good mood, I can talk to the bird spirit all day, and the speed of speech is so fast that I can't tell the difference...... "Mo Chou, you give me ideas." Li Guo pulled Mo Chou and lay flat on the withered yellow grass: "Xiao Kui." ”
Mo Chou pillowed on Li Guo's arm and looked at the stars in the sky with him: "Xianggong, do you know how hard Sister Xue has been over the years?" ”
Li Guo nodded: "I know." ”
"Aoi is destined to repeat her mistakes." Mo Chou sighed silently: "But there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, Mo Chou thinks it is better to make a mistake, anyway, when the time comes, you can hand over Xiaokui to Sister Xue, so that they can also have a companion on your reincarnation road." ”
After listening to it, Li Guo always felt that Mo Chou's words tasted strange, and the more he went to the back, the more strange the taste became...... came over, Mo Chou continued: "If Xianggong wants to, then Sister Bird can also get together and add that amber." The four of them gathered a table of mahjong, just Vermilion Bird, Xuanwu, Qinglong, and White Tiger. It can be regarded as being able to keep the peace of the prime minister for a lifetime. ”
Li Guo was shocked...... For the first time, he actually had the feeling of being said to be dizzy. And to say that he is like this, it is actually Mo Chou, who has always been well-behaved, cute, soft and cheerful...... I'm afraid it's not Mo Chou who came to that...... "Of course, Xianggong." Mo Chou turned his head and pinched Li Guo's nose: "Mo Chou is the one who can die in the same year and month as Xianggong." Therefore, don't worry about it. ”
Li Guo was stunned, he knew that Mo Chou was a sword immortal, and his lifespan could be as long as thousands of years or even longer, if he could break this void one day, Mo Chou could also live with heaven and earth. Uncle Shusoul told Li Guo at that time that if Mo Chou continued like this, in another forty or fifty years, he would almost be able to reach the immortal realm that had become a legend.
But...... Uncle Scholar's words also seem to be a little weird. When he said this, he obviously carried a kind of happiness, because Mo Chou was lucky that he couldn't reach that realm, as if that legendary fairy world was not a good place at all...... "Mo Chou, why are you weird today?" Li Guo pinched the little soft meat of baby fat that Mo Chou still carried on his waist: "Have you watched some strange TV series?" ”
Mo Chou shook his head: "Mo Chou played the Legend of Sword and Fairy ......"
No wonder...... Li Guo knew it at that time...... That game can't let Mo Chou play at all, her sense of substitution is too strong, which is obviously crazy, no wonder Mo Chou, who is usually very aggressive, has become so emotional...... And just when Li Guo wanted to talk to Mo Chou for a while, the landlord's sister suddenly came over and kicked Li Guo's ass with her foot: "You two go over a little." ”
Li Guo was stunned: "What's wrong?" ”
The landlord's sister pointed to Amber, who was standing there not far behind: "Single-handed, I can't stand her." She's crazy. ”
As she spoke, the landlord's sister coughed: "Long gun! ”
But after waiting for a long time, nothing happened...... After a long time, the landlord's sister patted her head: "It's charging ......"
In fact, the charger used by the landlord's sister for those exclusive weapons is actually a mobile phone universal punch...... And it was placed at the head of Li Guo's bed. Take that Gauss gun as an example, one bullet per hour, the upper limit is 50,000 rounds...... If you hang on it for half a year, you will take it out as a heavy machine gun. A heavy machine gun that can penetrate the steel plate of a gunship helicopter five thousand meters away, this is Iron Man, who has been shot down with one shot.
As for the landlord's sister's cold weapon that needed to be charged, Li Guo really didn't know what it was for.
"Why do you have to fight alone......" Li Guo jumped up from the ground: "No, right?" ”
"Sparring." Amber looked at the landlord's sister with a look in the corner of her eyes: "This woman is too crazy." ”
Li Guo rubbed his forehead, the landlord's sister said Amber was crazy, and Amber said the landlord's sister was crazy. Come on, isn't this a situation where one mountain can't tolerate two tigers?
And the-stirring stick of the bird spirit also went to the room to get the landlord's sister's spear...... Then I hugged the little new girl and cheered for the landlord's sister on the side...... Mo Chou glanced at Li Guo: "It's okay to learn, don't stop you." ”
Li Guo sighed, let's not talk about this kind of thing, let's not talk about whether it will hurt people. You know, this area is all middle-aged and elderly residential areas...... The two of them made a fuss, and the momentum must be huge, and there is no way to end this.
"Come on." After the landlord's sister took over the spear from the bird spirit, she didn't pull out the head of the spear, but just used it as a stick: "Li Guo, do you want to see the Valkyrie transform?" ”
Li Guo covered his face: "I don't want to see ......"
He knew that what he said was useless, all of these girls had very strong surnames, in fact, Li Guo really wanted a vase that was obedient...... The kitten Amber naturally wouldn't listen to Li Guo, she silently took out a metal chain from her pocket, and after she unfolded it, Li Guo found that she was actually using the legendary nine-section whip...... And then, the scale armor on the Valkyrie's body began to slowly cover from her feet to the top of her head, until her whole body was covered with a layer: "Do you need me to teach you the rules of this world?" ”
Amber sneered, her tail wagging "It's just scary." ”
Pinch off again at **...... Wha.
By the way, I know that there are so many powers in the reader. Can anyone help me draw a picture of Mochou...... Yes, I want a beautiful version of Mo Chou...... I wanted to use it as a cover, and the main color should be blue. If possible, let's take a big picture again, and I'll be the screensaver for my phone and my computer desktop...... Thank you!
(To be continued)