Chapter 139: What kind of turtle is a turtle (I)
Li Guo always felt that his explanation was quite redundant, and his actions just now were clearly so obscene. Bird Spirit's ruddy complexion caused by beating Li Guo seemed to others to be flushed due to Li Guo's teasing.
Because of smelling Li Guo's feet, Li Guo's legs were divided into two sides, in the eyes of others, it was the foreplay that Li Guo wanted to do to the bird...... And the bird essence propped up her elbows under her body and propped her body into a charming S-shaped posture, which made Li Guo jump into the Baltic Sea and couldn't wash it off.
"Really...... We really didn't do anything. Li Guodu began to be a little incoherent: "I...... I...... She, what's that...... Hey, forget it......"
The person at the door didn't say anything, and the bird mother silently closed the door again. Leave all the space in the house to Li Guo and Bird Zijing.
"Look at you." Li Guo climbed down from the bed and sat on the chair: "You killed me." ”
The bird spirit fell on the bed and kept rolling laughing, and when the laughter was over, she just lay on her stomach, looking at Li Guo with a deep ditch: "Do you see, do you see my parents?" ”
Li Guo was silent, recalling that when Father Bird first saw him, he also tried his best to encourage Li Guo to eat the Bird Essence, but in just a few days, Father Bird's attitude has changed dramatically. The family of Bird Essence is really strange in the world, and they can't think about it with a normal way of thinking.
"Hey, Li Guo." Bird Zijing slowly crawled towards Li Guo from the bed: "Seriously, do you like me or not?" ”
Li Guo was stunned: "What the hell are you playing?" ”
Torikoshi rolled over and lay on her back, her eyes looking straight at the ceiling: "I wake up every morning and be stunned by my beauty, I don't believe you are not interested in me at all." ”
"What do you mean by temptation?" Li Guo looked down at the eyes of the bird spirit: "Marry you?" ”
"." Bird Zijing glanced at Li Guo: "You just married the old lady, you lost again, right?" ”
"It's not a question of whether it's a loss or not." Li Guo rubbed his temples: "The key is that the relationship has not reached that point, don't you feel awkward?" I'm stressed out if I want to sleep with you anyway. ”
The bird thought about it, and his eyes suddenly changed, becoming gentle as water: "Then how do you calculate the account of the old lady?" ”
"When am I going to play with you?" Li Guo's thinking speed really couldn't keep up with Bird Zijing, and he was dizzy by Bird Zijing's words: "You can't talk nonsense...... It's definitely stormy out there now. ”
Bird Spirit shook her head: "Forget it." But what do you mean by not having a relationship? The old lady is not as good as the cactus with you? ”
"Of course not." The landlord's sister's head suddenly appeared in Li Guo's window, and then opened the window where Li Guo was bolted without any effort, and crawled in with both hands and feet: "If it weren't for you, I would have married him a long time ago." ”
Li Guo waved his hand again and again: "Two different things, two different things, I just treat the bird as a brother a little more." ”
After speaking, Li Guo looked at the landlord's sister in a neat special warfare camouflage uniform and short hair with ear-length hair: "What are you doing here......
"Imperial Major General." The landlord's sister unbuttoned her camouflage uniform, revealing the tight vest inside: "No underwear." ”
When the two sentences were taken out separately, Li Guo felt that it was normal, but after such a match, Li Guo suddenly felt a full sense of disobedience.
Toriko raised her eyebrows: "What do you mean without us?" I'm not going to marry him by the fingers. ”
Li Guo hurriedly corrected: "It refers to my mother's belly...... Assign my hard surname. ”
The landlord's sister glanced sideways at the bird spirit: "Where were you when he was down?" It's really in response to your old saying, there are few people who send charcoal in the snow, and there are many icing on the cake. He couldn't even support himself at that time, so who of you was by his side but me? ”
Li Guo nodded again and again, although the sad years at the beginning were not very recallable, there were still a lot of sweet memories, such as eating potatoes and being sent to the hospital for food poisoning......, etc., "Your logic is not fucking valid at all." Bird thought for a while: "No, I'm talking nonsense to you here, I have no conflict with you, and our family doesn't rob your man." has the ability to tell his little sword fairy to tell her sister Xuexue, I can't kill you. ”
Li Guo nodded again and again: "I can't say it, I can't say it......"
The landlord's sister didn't speak, just raised the winner's smile, looked at Li Guo, and then hugged Li Guo's waist with the strength that could make Li Guo breathless.
"I can't stand it." The bird climbed out of bed and raised the ring on his tail finger: "See, the old lady is a bachelor." In the future, if you have nothing to do, you will treat the old lady as an enemy. ”
The landlord's sister raised her head and glanced at the bird spirit: "What are you still doing here?" Is it up to us to do it? ”
I said...... Don't be so direct, okay...... Li Guo was really speechless by this woman, I remember that when she was chased and fled in all directions, she was not so sharp, but it was a surprising kind of rebellious obedience, and now she has to rely on...... Even the bird spirit can be bullied and bullied, and it is really the wind that helps the fire, and the fire borrows the power of the wind.
"The old lady won't leave, it's a big deal and it's 3p." The bird spirit lay down directly on the bed, and didn't move anymore: "Come on, come on, you guys come here to show the old lady." ”
Li Guo coughed: "That's called Shuangfei ......"
At this time, the door was suddenly slammed: "Xianggong, Xiaoxin is looking for you." ”
Li Guo: "......"
In desperation, Li Guo could only tidy up his clothes, walked out of the room, and then under the guidance of Mo Chou, walked through the murderous and oppressive living room to the backyard.
As soon as he passed, Li Guo found that the little new girl was pouting her ass and digging something on the ground with the divine earth dog Xiaotian.
"Xinxin, what are you doing?" Li Guo squatted over and looked at the pit they had dug out: "What did I ask me to come over for?" ”
"Daddy! You see. The little new girl shook her dirty hand and pointed to a box in the pit: "I found it when I was breeding a cat just now." ”
Wait a minute...... Breeding cats?
Li Guo turned his head to look at the crystal lion cub who was trembling and dirty...... Children are so cruel...... Li Guo sighed heartily.
"What is this?" Li Guo took the box out of the soil: "It seems to be a box......
Li Guo felt that he had done something stupid again, the fact that this was a box did not need to be reminded by anyone, even the little new girl knew that it was a box. So at this moment, under the disdainful eyes of the little new girl, he really felt very embarrassed, really ...... I'm sorry.
"Looks like I still have a password." Li Guo patted the dirt off the box: "I'm not good at this, take it to my father and show it." ”
"No...... No......" The little new girl made a fuss and didn't let Li Guo take the box to Guo's father: "This is Xinxin!" It's new new! ”
Li Guo had no choice but to put the box on the stone table under the grape trellis in the backyard, and looked at it carefully, the box was very exquisitely made, and it looked like it should be some years old. Li Guo tried to open it directly, but this thing was not gold or wood, no matter how hard Li Guo tried, it was tightly sealed, and there was no movement at all.
"Let Mo Chou try." Mo Chou rolled up his sleeves and moved the eight-hundred-pound stone stool to the side with one hand: "Mo Chou should be able to." ”
Li Guo looked at Mo Chou's posture...... Suddenly there was a chill, what did she eat to grow up...... If you lift weights, you will have to eat the gold medal.
When the box arrived in Mo Chou's hand, Mo Chou took a deep breath, tied the horse steps, and the blue bricks under her feet suddenly shattered into spider lines: "Okay! Mo Chou began. ”
Li Guo wiped the cold sweat on his head and nodded very hard.
Can...... No matter how hard Mo Chou tried, his shoes fell into the bricks, but the box still didn't react at all.
A box that made Mo Chou's forehead sweat...... It's horrible.
"Unsheathed!"
With a call, the unsheath sprang out of Mo Chou's sword box, and then spun straight in the air at high speed, and the rapid rotation made the sheath make a buzzing sound similar to that of a drill bit, and the sword body glowed red because of the friction with the air.
The Divine Earth Dog Xiaotian and Li Guo, who was holding the little new girl, had to take a few steps back because of the heat wave that came out of the sheath.
"Drill it!"
Mo Chou gave an order, and the tip of the unsheathed sword was directly pressed against the octagonal blurred buckle lock on the box and drilled down.
The fire flew, but the sound was not as sharp and harsh as Li Guo imagined, but only a faint pop.
It stands to reason that cutting things with a sheath is completely like killing chickens with a knife, Li Guo once did experiments, aside from Zhan Lu, who did not have a blade, cutting anything out of the sheath is like cutting lard with a red-hot knife, almost effortlessly. It's the kind of big killer that can poke a hole in the earth if it accidentally falls to the ground.
But in fact, now the box doesn't seem to care about the unsheathed drill at all, except for adding a trace of undetectable scratches to the surface, there is no other way to ...... "Xianggong...... There's only one way to do it. Mo Chou sat on the stone bench panting, retracted the unsheath, and took the box and looked at it carefully.
"What's the solution?" Li Guo wiped Mo Chou's sweat with his sleeve: "Why is this so hard......"
Mo Chou's eyes burned with the strength of not admitting defeat, and he puffed out his cheeks: "Mo Chou asks Uncle Yan for help!" ”
"Uncle Yan?" Li Guo was stunned: "Who is it?" ”
Mo Chou smiled: "Chang'an Grace Wild Goose Pagoda." ”
Li Guo shuddered...... Mo Chou is going to open the ultimate skill, the last time the sword expedition has already made Li Guo anxious, this time if he really summons the Big Wild Goose Pagoda...... Li Guo should be shot for some strange crime.
"Forget it...... Forget it......" Li Guo waved his hand again and again: "It's better for me to think of a way." ”
Saying that, Li Guo began to study the octagonal thing above, it seems that this thing should be somewhat related to the Five Elements Bagua, but Li Guo really hasn't learned much, and Sister Xue's cramming education really failed to influence Li Guo, who is lazy and lazy...... But now that Sister Xue has begun to turn into a dragon, there is no way to help for the time being, and Li Guo is curious, and Xiaoxin Sister is not allowed to hand over the box to adults. This is actually the consequence of doting, and it is really troublesome.
At this time, the little new girl brought the bird spirit and the landlord's sister over with a mysterious face, and made a silent gesture to them: "Don't let others know!" ”
After learning about the situation, Torikoshi and the landlord's sister also participated in the study. But the bird spirit may know better about which car is good or which kind of jewelry is expensive, while the landlord's sister knows all about firearms. Like Li Guo, they also stared at this box, and there was nothing they could do with the thorns of the bird spirit and the metal bone blade of the landlord's sister.
"Good!" Li Guo flicked his sleeves: "I'll try to pick the lock!" ”
Li Guo's mental power is finely applied and trained, and he has always practiced with all kinds of strange locks, so Li Guo is now strictly speaking, he can be regarded as a peerless master of picking and picking doors, although he has tried it just now, but because this combination lock is too cumbersome, he doesn't want to waste this energy.
But now that everyone is at a loss, his heroism complex suddenly rises, and in order to save face in front of the girl, the child and the dog, he gives up.
However, after Li Guo's spiritual power entered, he really cried...... The lock of this box is to rely on a small bead to let it go to the end, hit into the thimble to unlock the lock, the octagonal thing is to turn the handle, use it to open the door to the small bead, inside is a maze, a total of 128 doors to choose from...... It is necessary to turn the four doors at the same time to unlock the lock, that is to say, if there is no specific direction, if this [***] lock is guessed, it is not comparable to the probability of five million in the machine to choose the two-color ball...... Li Guo's teeth were about to be shattered, and he clearly remembered that Sister Xue had told him how to crack the Nine Palaces gossip as quickly as possible, but Li Guojing went to sleep at that time...... Let you not study hard, let you not study hard! Li Guo scolded himself more than 400 times, and he couldn't wait to smoke his big-eared melon seeds.
And Li Guo also found ...... This [***] lock, if it is wrong three times, will automatically lock.
Damn it...... This is more upscale than the current safe, and this box is at least an antique from the Ming Dynasty. The wisdom of the ancient working people has really reached an unattainable height...... Li Guo had no choice but to guess. If it really doesn't work, not to mention anything else, at least the prestige and reputation in front of the Divine Earth Dog Xiaotian are all gone...... Li Guo's guess was very simple, anyway, it was three times horizontally and vertically, the first time he used his grandfather's month and day to set it into a sexagenary branch, but it didn't work...... The second time he used his own sexagenary support...... Still unsuccessful.
Before the third dry, he raised his sweaty head and smiled around: "One last time...... If it doesn't work, we'll bury it again......"
The people around all nodded, staring at Li Guo with bated breath. This invisibly increased the pressure on him...... Third ...... The third time, of course, was in his father's life, and he carefully controlled the ball inside, slowly passing through the heavenly and earthly branches transformed into these four numbers.
When the ball passed through the last door, the box remained unchanged.
Li Guo smiled bitterly: "It's over......"
But as soon as the words fell, there was a sudden clanging sound in the box, and there was an extremely crisp and pleasant sound of metal colliding. Then Li Guo felt the lid of the box suddenly flick up...... It's done!
The heads of the five men and the dog all came together, waiting with their eyes to see what was in this incomparably hard box.
Li Guo felt that his hands were trembling, for fear of turning out the nude photos of Guo's father when he was young...... It is estimated that Li Guo will be ruthlessly strangled by Guo's father...... "Hey? That's it? ”
When the box is fully opened, there is only a round, dusty little whistle inside...... It is conceivable that it is like the Caribbean pirate Captain Sparrow, after going through nine hundred and eighty-one difficulties, finally opened a fancy treasure chest, but there was only a bag of Anerle toilets lying quietly inside. This disappointment can directly break the human mind...... "Oh my God......"
Li Guo wanted to cry without tears, and in this box that almost made him brainless, there was only such a tattered pigeon whistle...... It's better to have nude photos of Guo's father when he was young.
But the little new girl thinks it's nothing, children, curious about everything, so she took out the pigeon whistle from the box, washed it or not, and put it directly on her mouth.
"Wait ......" Li Guo didn't even have time to stop it.
A long and clear whistle came out of the mouth of the little new girl, this sound was completely different from the ordinary pigeon whistle, she just blew lightly, but made a melodious and loud sound like Hong Zhong Dalu.
And with this voice...... There are two things that appear.
One is a cloudless winter, and a thick black cloud suddenly appears.
One...... It's Guo Dad and a group of them.
After Guo Dad appeared, he glanced at the box on the table and the spoon in the hand of the little new girl in a daze. Then without saying a word, a flying kick kicked Li Guo's ass.
"You fucking little bunny! You played it to death. Guo Dad picked up the broom next to him and prepared to smoke Li Guo.
But Father Bird rushed forward with an arrow step and stopped Daddy Guo's broom: "Fuck, hitting the child is a fart, hurry up and find your king!" ”
Li Guo was at a loss...... And the bird's mother stepped forward with a cold face: "If you have special abilities, follow me!" The turtle has run away! ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and like Li Mingxue, he showed a puzzled expression. And in an instant, only Li Guo, Li Mingxue and Guo's mother were left, as well as the divine dog Xiaotian, and the little new girl with a whistle.
"Ah...... This one. Li Guo scratched his head: "What do you mean?" ”
Guo's mother gloated and glanced at Li Guo: "I'll help your father prepare bamboo strips." ”
After speaking, she turned around and left, while Li Mingxue sat beside Li Guo with a blank face: "There seem to be a lot of things in our family, and the two of us don't know about it." ”
Li Guo nodded: "Quite a lot, aunt...... Can you intercede for me later? ”
"I can't." Li Mingxue refused without thinking about it: "You're finished." ”
(To be continued)