It has been said that hooliganism is a temperament, and old hooligans become a belief.

Father Bird and Father Guo seem to have the power of faith in this kind of belief, and according to genetics, Li Guo can already foresee what he will look like when he is fifty years old.

And Bird Zijing, her genetic surname seems to be stronger, before she didn't know her parents, Li Guo was really looking forward to seeing her, but after really getting to know her, Li Guo suddenly began to regret it.

The two little old men, because of the casual nonsense of the bird father, were earth-shattering, and all kinds of strange languages came into being, those Li Guo had heard, never heard, and even self-created languages, which made Li Guo's head buzz, and the whole person seemed to be soaked in a pot of boiling porridge, and a sticky and dizzy feeling made him have an illusion of motion sickness.

"How many times have I told you not to run the train in front of your children." Guo Dad pointed to Bird Daddy's nose: "It's okay if you're not a thing yourself, don't count me down." ”

Father Bird stared at Daddy Guo with a stiff neck: "I'll just say you're a master, what's the matter?" Beat me, have the ability to beat me, let your little king beat me. ”

Li Guo couldn't tell whether the phrase "your little Wangba" referred to him Li Guo or the stupid turtle squatting in the pool that couldn't be hurt. But no matter who it is, it's not a good thing to say.

"I'm a master. Isn't it just because there is a little king? Guo Dad also stared at Bird Daddy like a fighting: "Lao Tzu is only 1,600 a month, have you ever seen this kind of master?" ”

"Yo, Li Rushui, who was unstoppable back then, is now so low-key." Father Bird said in a weird tone of yin and yang: "It seems that Xiao Shuishui has matured a lot." ”

"Why am I not going to die? Why am I so dominant, won't I just rob your girlfriend? Your daughters are so much older than Lao Tzu,. Do you have a face and no face? ”

The earth-shattering gossip, the raging fire of gossip in Li Guo's heart, burned rapidly with an irrepressible state of affairs, he sat on a small square stool, and quietly moved slowly to the two middle-aged uncles at an undetectable speed, while moving, he also pricked up his ears with full attention, looking as stupid as he looked.

"Don't worry, wait for your bird woman to come over, see if I don't kill you." Guo's father seemed to have been poked in the underbelly, and suddenly looked a little short of breath: "It's been a long time since I've seen her slap your big-eared melon seeds." ”

"You dare." Father Bird also seemed to be slightly panicked: "It's a big deal that the fish is dead and the net is broken, don't think I don't know about your little." ”

It's big gossip again! If the middle-aged man's secret is carefully excavated, it is also very exciting. Li Guo, who sat on the side without saying a word, silently collecting materials, tried his best to hold his breath, treating himself as a coffee table, and then thinking about how to catch the handle of these two middle-aged uncles.

"And, your son." Father Bird inexplicably burned the flames of war to Li Guo: "You dare to say that you are worthy of your son?" ”

It's my business...... Li Guo was stunned at the time, he vaguely felt that he didn't rob his father's girlfriend, and his father didn't rob his girlfriend either, how could this be worthy of saying sorry?

"Don't take things to others, which dog said that he wanted to marry his daughter to my son?" Guo Dad seemed to have thought of something indignant, and grabbed the collar of Bird Father: "The harmful Lao Tzu Bai invited you to this dog for a month Moutai, and Lao Tzu just had a few bottles of good wine." ”

"I said, what's the matter?" Father Bird broke Daddy's hand: "My daughter didn't look down on your son at all, so I regretted the marriage, what do you do with me?" ”

Li Guo touched his head, rolled his eyes and thought about it...... And then the answer is terrifying...... In this way, Bird Essence actually had a marriage with herself...... This is too terrifying, Li Guo really can't imagine that if Bird Father didn't regret his marriage, his current fate, after all, there is still a grandfather's hand-picked Mo Chou in the middle, and the arranged marriage can be arranged like this, and the assignment of one generation is really a major feature of the Li family...... "Also. Father Bird pointed at Li Guo: "I still have something to settle with your son." ”

Li Guo was stunned...... What the hell did I...... Guo's father glanced at Li Guo, and suddenly smiled: "You went to his family's small one?" ”

Li Guo shook his head decisively...... Guo Dad's face suddenly darkened, and he scolded with his breath: "Waste." ”

Li Guo was burned inside.

"Your son is mighty." Father Bird snorted coldly: "Damn, my daughter is a waste." ”

As soon as he heard this, Guo Dad's expression suddenly became sunny and bright, and his eyes narrowed: "It seems to be a good thing." ”

"What a fart." Father Bird's face was blue: "I didn't know at first, I just heard my daughter say yesterday that your son touched my daughter's wings." ”

When Li Guo heard this, his mind was clear, and he recalled that in the bathroom at that time, Bird Zijing's beautiful wings with hair, and her small silk panties that were wet with water...... Li Guo couldn't help but shudder.

"Touch it, touch it." Guo's father smiled even brighter, and his tone couldn't help but soften a lot: "It's just wings, and I haven't messed with your girl." ”

"Are you sure you didn't do it?" The more Father Bird spoke, the more angry he became: "Is that place touchable?" I don't believe it if I don't make a ghost. ”

"Handicap...... Almost ......" Li Guo had no choice, in order to avoid being forced to ask, he could only volunteer to get to the bottom of the matter: "I'm just good friends with her...... Well...... Nothing more. ”

"Do you believe it yourself?" Father Guo and Father Bird actually looked at Li Guo very tacitly and asked the same question.

Li Guo shook his head silently: "I don't know ......"

Next, the two strange uncles had a fierce quarrel again, and the center of the quarrel changed from who grabbed whose girlfriend to whether Li Guo was engaged in bird spirit...... Li Guo was eating fruit next to him and looking out the window. Look out the window and eat fruit.

And suddenly, Daddy Bird slapped the table hard: "Stop!" It's back! ”

Then the two strange uncles quickly sat down on the back stool under Li Guo's surprised eyes, and set up the chess pieces in seconds, and put on a thoughtful and anxious look in unison, as if the quarrel just now with a red face and thick neck was completely just Li Guo's illusion.

Actor...... Li Guo said with heartfelt emotion, I really didn't expect that the acting skills of these two middle-aged strange people were so magical, and they couldn't find any traces of artificial carving.

When Li Guo was still lamenting his acting skills, the small iron door outside made a crisp sound of opening the door, as well as the howling sound of the divine dog.

Just a few seconds later, the first man had kicked the door open.

With this posture to open the door in this way, Li Guo didn't even use his brain, and just think about it with a corn, and he knew that it was the bird spirit.

After she came in, she looked around, and when she saw Li Guo, she raised her eyebrows, rushed forward in three or two steps, and grabbed Li Guo's collar: "Come over to the old lady!" ”

Li Guo looked at Mo Chou and Guo's father who were following her as if asking for help, but they didn't take Li Guo's eyes as one thing, and they did whatever they had to do.

Li Guo had no choice but to be dragged into the room by the seemingly angry bird spirit, and was startled by the loud sound of the door closing.

"Sample, you're hiding deep enough." Bird Zijing pushed Li Guo to the bed with great strength, and then lifted her beautiful legs in black stockings and stepped on Li Guo's stomach: "Even I lied, aren't you still human?" ”

Li Guo looked up all the way along the thigh of the bird and found that she was really wearing a short skirt...... "What do you see?" Bird Zijing turned around and rode on Li Guo's body: "It's not you who proposed to the old lady!" ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and shook his head decisively: "I really don't know ......"

"Holy." Bird Zijing stuck Li Guo's neck with his elbow: "Still not honest? ”

Li Guo tilted his head to the side and said in a very helpless tone, "I only found out ten minutes ago...... That Li family is my family. ”

"Really?" The bird spirit looked at Li Guo suspiciously: "Then do you want to be on me." ”

This can stop Li Guo...... Whether you want to, or don't want to, that's the question.

With the strange surname of Bird Zijing, Li Guo believes that no matter how he answers, Bird Zijing will definitely be dissatisfied, and then take the opportunity to eat himself...... After all, if she answered that she wanted to, she might say, "You won't even let go of your mother", and then beat up. But if she doesn't want to answer, she will definitely say, "My mother is not worthy of you", and then beat her.

This made Li Guo unconsciously reminded of the joke of "making you don't wear a hat", ...... "I want to...... Still don't want to wow. Li Guo looked up and down at the bird spirit who was wearing a small red beret and a small jacket in a short skirt with a great sense of surname, and he was really embarrassed. After all, it is dangerous to blurt out for the sake of life.

"Damn, I know your virtue." Toriko Jing stroked her big curly hair: "I've thought about it, I think it's more comfortable for us to be friends." ”

Bird Zijing leaned down and lay on Li Guo: "It's a pity." ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, touched the forehead of the bird essence with his hand, and touched his forehead again: "Are you sick?" ”

Bird Zijing knocked Li Guo's hand away: "What should I do, you slut." ”

"Why did I become a slut...... Li Guo couldn't cry and laughed: "Why did I provoke you again?" ”

Bird Zijing played with Li Guo's ears while spraying fragrant breath next to his face: "Do we have to stay away, a woman like Lao Niang, you can't afford to hurt you." ”

"Is it necessary...... Don't blow in my ears......" Li Guo moved the bird spirit's head: "Hurry up, don't get up again." ”

"Oh?" Bird Zijing deliberately shook her buttocks: "Then you just want to fuck me?" ”

"I wipe ...... Even if Sister Feng shook me like this, she would react. Li Guo struggled to shake the bird spirit off his body.

But he is just a mortal, how can he shake an adult golden-winged Dapeng bird, the bird essence just exerted a little force under his waist, and he pressed Li Guo to the point that he couldn't move.

"In that case, we'll have to figure out a way." Toriko touched her chin and made a Conan look: "I don't want to find a man yet, but the idea of those old men is clearly to let you take me in." You say, what to do. ”

Li Guo nodded again and again: "I don't suffer a loss...... Of course I agree. ”

"Holy...... Do you have a surname? Bird Zijing smiled and poked Li Guo's chest with his fingers: "Can you think about me?" ”

Li Guo was poked like this, and he couldn't even breathe, and he slowed down for a long time before he could continue to speak: "You want human life...... Why don't I think I'm thinking about you, do you think I can disobey my father? ”

"Neither can I." Bird Zijing scratched his face in a panic: "It's all caused by you, originally we usually play a little ambiguous, how comfortable, now it's over, I can't beat your Mo Chou, I can only be a small one." I can't stand this. ”

After Li Guo heard this, he suddenly burst out laughing, knowing that his whole body was trembling, and even the bird spirit was trembling, and at first glance he thought that the two of them were playing something inappropriate for children.

"You're going to die laughing." The bird spirit pinched Li Guo's face viciously: "Young Master of the Li family, what a prestige this is." I actually played yin with my mother, and I was angry when it came to this, and I wanted to make you get ahead. Lost a person. ”

Li Guo shook his fingers: "The Li family has nineteen family mottos, one of which is the most pretending and practical, that is, you must not be overshadowed by your ancestors, and you will be happy and evil." ”

Bird Zijing cut disdainfully: "Then you work hard, aren't you still selling bicycles." ”

"Ouch, don't keep mentioning the pain in my heart. It was just a transition, in fact, I had been reading books and taking the civil service exam. Li Guo patted Bird Zijing's waist: "Please hurry up, if you let the gang of the previous generation see it, it is estimated that you will have to pass through the door in three days." ”

Bird Zijing climbed down from Li Guo with a sad face and sat in front of the computer in his room: "How many girlfriends do you have now?" ”

"Hey." Li Guo kicked her stool: "Don't you feel awkward about this?" How do you ask me to answer? ”

"I'll do the math for you." Bird Zijing wrenched his fingers: "Your family's sword immortal, Xiaolongnu, and that cactus Ji with a very strange surname." ”

Li Guo buttoned his ears: "Sister Xue shouldn't count." ”

"Hey." Bird Zijing kicked Li Guo's knee: "Believe it or not, you call Sister Xue now and say that she will be stripped naked and wait for you in your bed at night, and if you can't see her at night, I will let you take nude photos." ”

"How can it be so exaggerated...... Although Li Guo's tone was a little skeptical, he really didn't dare to try, Sister Xue seemed to be the gentleest, but in fact, the madness in her bones seemed to be innate, and she was now molting, and a huge forty-meter-long white dragon came to Li Guo's house out of thin air at night...... The consequences ...... It's so exciting.

Toriko played with the computer for a while, and then suddenly turned around: "Did you call your secretary?" ”

Li Guo nodded: "Yes...... How do you know? ”

"Can I still not know?" Bird's expression of strategizing: "What is it for?" The eldest young master of the Li family. ”

"Don't you say that, can you?" Li Guo was bitten by the bird essence, and the eldest young master of the Li family also said a little dry: "I'm still Li Guo, what can I do even if I am the awesome Li family?" From the very beginning, I didn't look for a job, I still ate my partner, I still made IOUs. ”

Bird Zijing jumped next to Li Guo and hugged him by the shoulder: "Brother, this is not up to you." You can get the Zhu family out of the country with a word now, do you want to do it or not? ”

"No." Li Guo shook his head: "If you do this, what's the difference between it and a dog?" ”

"Well done." Without warning, the bird spirit snapped on Li Guo's face.

Li Guo hadn't even reacted yet, and at the same time...... Li Guo's door was unscrewed...... Standing at the door stood a bird father with a black face and a proud face of the spring breeze.

As soon as Li Guo saw Guo's father's virtue, he knew that this sudden inspection of the post was definitely instigated by Guo's father.

Of course, the appearance of Bird Daddy is completely in line with the mentality of a normal father, in professional terms, it is "the troubles of a school-age daughter at home", and Li Guo in his eyes seems to have become a little hooligan who spoils his girl.

"I ...... I ......" Li Guo poked the bird essence: "Look at your ......"

The bird spirit didn't care: "Aren't you usually like this?" Are you still shy? Why didn't you blush when you helped me take a bath? ”

When is it time to help you take a bath! When! Li Guo shouted angrily in his heart, Bird Zijing's attitude of fearing that the world will not be chaotic is a lack of discipline! Lack of discipline!

After she finished speaking, Father Bird's face became even more ugly, and without saying a word, he slammed the door shut with a loud bang, and the huge noise shook the windows of Li Guo's room to ashes.

And the bird spirit rolled on the bed with a smile: "I love watching my dad like this so much!" ”

"Ah, I said." Li Guo scooped up the bird essence from the bed with one hand: "Can you understand something?" ”

Without saying a word, a strong King Kong palm slapped on Li Guo's chest, and Li Guo rushed out several meters horizontally at that time, and was directly hit from the foot of the bed to the head of the bed.

"Don't talk to the old lady in the tone of an elder." Bird Zijing returned to her original appearance: "Don't think that if you have a good relationship, you will be able to be light and heavy, the old lady has not slept with you yet." ”

Li Guo hummed while rubbing his chest with his hands: "Didn't I take a bath for you......"

"The beauty of thought." Bird Zijing put her delicate feet under Li Guo's nose: "Smell, smell it, it's not fragrant." ”

"You're perverted, you." Li Guo pinched the bird's feet and parted them on both sides, just finding that the girl was wearing a skirt...... But when he was just about to help the bird spirit close his legs.

The door opened again...... This time, it was another bird spirit and a bird father standing at the door, as well as Guo Dad and Guo Ma, etc...... Li Guo and Bird Zijing were stunned together.

Then Li Guo's whole body stiffened, and seeing Li Mingxue's weird smile again, Li Guo knew that he was going to die.

So, he made his final death throes.

"You ...... You'll have to hear me explain. ”

(To be continued)