Since Zhong Kui and the White Lady couple can appear, then the appearance of some other magical legends will seem to be so smooth, such as Sister Xiaoqian, who is no longer a ghost. It's just that even if she has her own body, she still looks as pale and poignant as in the book, and she seems to be a little lonely, and even when she entered the scene, she simply said a blessing to Guo's father, and sat alone in the corner.

However, when the Bull Demon King entered, Li Guo, who had become a little numb, seemed to be unable to hold it anymore. He looked at this hateful man in a suit and tie, covered in tendons, at least two meters tall, with expectant eyes, and deeply hoped that his beloved monkey brother would make a smooth appearance with the appearance of the Bull Demon King.

But Li Guo looked forward to it for a long, long time, and until the retail investors entered the market, he never saw any guy surnamed Sun appear, which made Li Guo really very disappointed.

Because he actually saw Duan Wangye, who was known as the god of Qionghua Killing and was now concentrating on finding a job to support himself, wearing a horse and snorting into it, and coughed after seeing Li Guo and Guo's father, and put on a very pretending appearance: "Li Daoyou, don't come to harm." ”

Li Guo glanced at him: "Don't make trouble......"

After handing over the invitation, Duan Bing Duan Killing God and Li Guo exchanged a few words, then Shi Shiran confessed to Guo's father, and reflexively wanted to go outside, but Li Guo stretched out his hand to stop: "Don't eat and leave?" ”

Duan Killing God thought for a moment, and then shook his head very seriously: "I'm working as a security guard now...... The probationary period has not yet passed. I took an hour off work to come out. It's not easy to find a job......"

Li Guo thought about it, and he could understand this kind of martial arts master who didn't have any skills and couldn't do anything other than killing, Duan Killing God, who didn't even have a primary school diploma, and it was estimated that finding a job as a security guard was also seen by others for the sake of him being really good...... "Okay...... When I get back, I'll find a way to get you a college diploma. Li Guo and Duan Killing God, a middle-aged man with a rather skinny temperament, were quite chatty, so he also planned to help him: "But let's say it first, you can't commit crimes......"

Duan Killing God thanked him again and again, and then after looking at the watch three times, he finally slipped out of the exit before he had time to drink a mouthful of soup.

And after most of the retail investors came, the group guests also walked in in a staggered manner, what Maoshan Qiqiao Gate, Maoshan Fu Gong Gate, Longhu Mountain Heavenly Master Teaching, zero and zero total, a lot of mess. Some Li Guo has heard of it, such as Master Oreo of the Great Lei Yin Temple, who also came. Some Li Guo has not heard of it. And these so-called group tourists, in fact, are only a sparse three or five people, like the seventeen factions of Maoshan Mountain, a total of twenty-five people came...... And most of them are led by the sect master, and even more pitiful ones are the door master of the Xiangxi Imperial Corpse Gate, he has a four-year-old daughter, who looks like a hard-working migrant worker brother, black and thin, and wearing liberation rubber shoes...... The more he got to the back, the more unbearable Li Guo felt, most of the bigwigs of the clan sects present were so shabby that they were distressing. On the contrary, the monsters who were once shouted and killed by them were all brightly dressed and full of taste. For example, the painted skin demon who is talking to Bai Suzhen's sister about the international fashion vane, and the mirage who is talking to the strong man Bull Demon King about the drastic contraction of the Asian dairy industry and the aquatic market, has been constantly offering courtesy to Xiaoqian.

And when the Shushan people entered, they finally saved a little face for the so-called righteous path, and the seven old men and old ladies took a Xuanyuan sword and dozens of second-generation disciples through the gate mightily. The temperament of this group of people is completely different from those withered little factions, although it is not said that the eyes are above the top, but it is obvious that they are almost not sideways when they walk.

When they entered the venue, in addition to nodding to the seven old men and old ladies who took the lead, the other second-generation disciples actually bowed to Guo Dad, and these people looked like they were all around forty or fifty years old...... When they saw Li Guo, the old man at the head of the group lost his eyes from laughter, and he was talking about the old-style Sichuan dialect that Li Guo couldn't understand, and he was talking about Li Guo all the time. And because Li Guo didn't understand, he could only respond resignedly...... And when they took turns praising Li Guo and officially walked into the hall, the hall, which was already lively and lively, suddenly quieted down, and then a neat sound of tables and chairs scratching the ground suddenly came, and then all of them stood up in unison, greeting the seven saints of Shushan with a posture of raising the national flag.

After the Seven Sages, the Penglai Sword Sect came to the heads of several small factions, and the heads of this small faction also received extremely high courtesy, almost the same as Shushan, and the whole audience stood up.

As for the legendary Kunlun Sword Sect, they just sent someone to send a congratulatory note of silk cloth, and simply said hello to Guo's father, and it was over.

When the guest and host sat down, he didn't speak, and the ugly face of the bird father reflexively walked out of the door after glancing at Li Guo, but Guo Dad dragged Li Guo onto a platform at the front.

Li Guo felt that he was quite stressed, although Li Guo participated in a lot of this kind of drinking party, but the Qinggang Hongmen could only be regarded as a small fight at most, and now the people in the audience, who are they? Almost every one of them is a household name, and some are even more well-known than Michael Jackson, such as the White Lady...... Under the gaze of these people, Li Guo, a little deflated person like a cabbage worm, how could he continue to be calm.

"I'm going to invite you here today." Guo Dad's performance on stage is not at all like an engineer of a fertilizer factory, but like the general manager of a fertilizer factory: "The first is to find an opportunity for everyone to get together, from the last time we got together to now, more than 20 years, right?" ”

Before he finished speaking, a round of applause rang out below, as if someone took the lead in fake applause at the Spring Festival Gala.

"Stop talking nonsense, get to the point." The hot-tempered Zhong Kui and Zhong Fat Man coaxed below: "We all have families and businesses." ”

Guo Dad was silent for a moment, then picked up the microphone and threw it over: "You have a lot to do." ”

The audience suddenly laughed, and after laughing, they immediately returned to silence and waited for Guo Dad's next speech.

"No matter what hatred or resentment you had back then. It's almost faded after so many years, right? Guo Dad looked around: "Any one you can take out is several laps bigger than me, don't tell me that you don't understand." ”

Rumble...... There was another round of applause from the audience.

"Don't be so fake." Guo Dad stretched out his hand and pressed it: "Applause has to wait for me to finish speaking." ”

Saying that, Guo's father beckoned to Li Guo: "Today, in fact, there are not many things, I said it just now." One is to get everyone together, and the other is to introduce my son. ”

Li Guo cleared his throat nervously, then stepped forward and introduced himself: "It's me...... I'm Li Guo. His son ......"

"He, starting today. Officially became the sixty-seventh generation head of the Li family. Of course, those of you here may not be familiar with the sixty-sixth generation, but you are all familiar with the sixty-fifth generation, right? Guo Dad's tone was very relaxed and indifferent: "The Li family has no straw bales, and this sentence has been circulating for almost two thousand years." Don't look at my son's wilting, in fact, I dare to say. Within three years, he would definitely surpass his grandfather. ”

The audience suddenly exploded with a buzz, and there were those who exchanged heads, whispered, and had incredible faces.

And the father and son on the stage were also staring at each other: "Dad...... What do you call wilting, chirp......"

"If you're not wilted, who would dare to say you're wilted?" Guo Dad glared back with a roll of his eyes: "Don't be verbose, this is the right matter." ”

Li Guo sighed and slowly stepped aside, although he gritted his teeth, but he was helpless.

"Okay, okay, talk about it or something, you can go to the forum and talk about it by yourself then." Guo Dad pressed his hand: "Now that the handover ceremony has begun, everyone should be serious, let's do the right thing." ”

There was another burst of laughter in the audience...... Then, Li Guo finally saw the cumbersomeness of the so-called handover ceremony. Li Guo needs to make a solemn oath in front of everyone, swearing to revitalize the world's sword sect and Taoism, to achieve the great revival of history, and even more so to resolutely not commit crimes against society and humanity...... After taking the oath of handover, which was longer than the previous declaration of joining the party, Li Guo needed to take out the Li family wrench that his father had passed to him, and then put a seal matching the groove on a special shaped deed slot on the front of the wrench, and then stamp and sign on a stack of documents hundreds of pages thick...... Li Guo's hands were sour, and he still looked at the first few pages, but most of them were trivial things, and he didn't bother to read them later, just sign and seal, anyway, the position is the same, and there is no need for Guo Dad to lie to himself to sign the deed of sale.

The more he got to the end, the more impatient Li Guo became, and the faster he became, and he didn't even want to read the title of the document. Indifferently, except for one that is more strange here, there seems to be another person's signature and seal on it, but the words are so gorgeous, before Li Guo can see what it is, he turned to the next one because of his habitual surname.

This process lasted about half an hour, and when Li Guo signed the document, there were actually a few little girls and guys below who were taking pictures with them...... "This is going to be posted on the internal forum." Guo's father explained to Li Guo: "The handover of the Li family is a big event. Have you signed it? ”

Li Guo nodded and asked while handing the documents to Guo's father, "Why are you smiling so madly......

Guo's father did laugh very madly, and the muffled breath gushing out from the inside out was simply beyond Li Guo's reach...... "Okay." Guo's father didn't answer Li Guo's question, but took out one from the thick stack of documents: "Thank you for coming to the dog's wedding banquet today, in today's big day, shouldn't you wish me to hold my grandson early?" ”

The audience was led by Zhong Kui and Zhong Fatman, and the noisy sound suddenly filled every corner of the huge hall.

And Li Guo just looked at Guo Dad directly: "Dad...... I'm a bit messy. ”

Guo's father put his arm around Li Guo's shoulders: "What you are wearing is the clothes you wore when you married your mother." It is called Jade Ruyi, Heavenly Cicada, Five Beasts, Chaoyuan, Golden Silk Jade Armor Robe. Today is your wedding. ”

Am I married? Li Guo's mind didn't turn all of a sudden.

But in the next three seconds, Li Guo suddenly exploded with a buzz, and roared loudly at Guo's father: "Old Li! What the hell did you do to me! ”

Guo's father shook the piece of paper in his hand: "Well, you have already taken the marriage contract, and it will be unlucky to regret the marriage." ”

Li Guo snatched the piece of paper with his hand and began to tear it violently, but no matter how he tore it, the thin piece of paper stood still, but on his own body, there was a burst of tearing pain, as if he was tearing not the marriage contract but his own careful liver...... "I don't agree!" Li Guo is still a very temperamental person in the end: "I just don't marry, what can you do with me!" ”

As soon as he said this, the fat man in the audience shouted loudly: "Silly boy, you admit it, I can't help you not marry." Lao Tzu's concentric mantra plus the blessing of the seven mountains, nine gates and twenty-seven factions, this piece of paper can go against the sky! If you don't obediently bring the bride over, you don't want to move. ”

After saying that, he laughed out loud very arrogantly, and his laughter seemed to be very contagious...... brought the atmosphere of the audience to ** again.

Li Guo was about to cry...... I was really about to cry. It was okay to have an arranged marriage in the first place...... After all, whether it is Toriko or Mo Chou, it is a good material for being a first-class wife. But now Daddy Guo held a wedding for himself without warning or even saying hello, and with his uncharted virtue, who knows what kind of girl he will arrange for himself this time...... Li Guo felt that his heart was already very full, and there was really no room to accept any more women...... But now...... "If you don't want to, you can't move your feet." Guo's father patted Li Guo's shoulder and leaned into his ear and said, "Will Lao Tzu still harm you?" Multiple wives are so energetic, let me tell you, the one I introduced to you this time is the only one who can give you a son. The Li family is a single line! ”

Li Guo trembled...... gave birth to a son, an old guy decisively sold himself for the sake of his grandson...... Li Guo sighed, and the words came back. Mo Chou can only give birth to a girl, Sister Xue is unknown for the time being, the landlord's sister Tie still has a daughter, and the bird is ...... Li Guo really never had any idea of stabbing the bird, and he could assure Marx...... "Go, go...... Step out through this door and Amber will take you to pick up the bride. Father Guo laughed very much, and added a sentence in Li Guo's ear: "Don't think about running away, the binding force of this piece of paper, I'm afraid that even mocking wind can be trapped for half a month." ”

(To be continued)