, Shi Zhong and Du Yueping hurriedly stood up and gathered to get out of the old and take a look at what was going on.

If Ding Shizhong only vaguely felt that the voice of whispering and asking from the box next to him was from Director Gu of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, then Du Yueping, as one of the deputy general managers of Hengjian Group, was almost certain that this was Gu Le, and there was nothing impossible to say.

Hengjian Group was set up on the ground in Dingqing District, when Gu Le was the director of the public security bureau of Dingqing District, and later served as the secretary of the Political and Legal Committee. His "voice and smile" are still very impressive in Du Yueping's heart.

Here, Ding Shizhong and Du Yueping trotted out, and Deputy Director Zhou was a little surprised, and looked at Director Hua: "Hua Bureau, what is the situation?" There's a fire outside? ”

Director Hua didn't know what was going on outside. He glanced at it in surprise and said in astonishment: "Maybe" there is some skirmish outside, right? It's okay. It's okay, it doesn't affect our drinking, come on, come on, Zhou Hall. I toast you. ”

Zhou Hall smiled for a moment, and then smiled: "It's not interesting to just drink."

Director Hua glanced at the delicate General Manager Li and the other two female section chiefs next to him, and quickly changed the topic with a smile, "Let's tell a joke!" What do you think? It's okay to be yellow," Professor Wang. One first? ”

"It's okay to say a joke, but the leader, there are three ladies here," Director Wang looked embarrassed.

"Say! We're all dozens of years old, and we're still afraid of you? Isn't it, Sister Liu? Zheng Lili, section chief Zheng Lili grinned, and Chu Xiuying, another female section chief, smiled and didn't squeak.

"There's a kid who stole a parrot from a sex service family back home." Director Wang began to tell a joke that he had heard. As soon as the parrot entered the child's house, he exclaimed, "Oh! moved"; After a while, I saw the child's mother: "The boss lady has changed!" ，； The sister who saw the child: Miss has also changed! ，； When he finally saw the child's father, Lihai shouted: "I finally saw the old customer!" ”

Everyone understood the meaning of Director Wang's joke and laughed. This joke is actually not yellow, it is just about a social phenomenon now.

Then everyone took turns in the back, and it was time for Section Chief Guo to tell a joke, and he said with a smile: "Anyway, after the defeat of our Chinese football team," the strong lasting pill. The manufacturer found a member of the national team to make one. Ad. The plot is as follows: the player is holding a soccer ball in his left hand, pointing to the screen with his right hand and saying, "Who can." Don't for more minutes, I can!

Everyone laughed, and Section Chief Guo continued: "Then a condom manufacturer looked at the "Strong Lasting Pill." , so I found a group of players from the national team and made an advertisement. The picture is: all the players are bombarding the goal, and the advertising slogan: "No matter how many shots." If you can't in, you can't in! The crowd laughed again, and even the ladies couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Section Chief Guo continued to say seriously: "The manufacturer of contraceptive pills also wants to take a ride after seeing it, but what can I do if my own medicine is also for women?" ”

General Manager Li swayed gracefully and said strangely: "Yes, it has nothing to do with the men's football team now, right?" ”

Section Chief Guo smiled, and said: "But after analysis, it can't be difficult for them, after three days and three nights of hard thinking, I finally found a way: let a referee who blows the black whistle in the middle wear black clothes and blow the whistle." , arrogantly said: "No matter how much I shoot in." None of them.! ”

After Section Chief Guo finished telling the joke, everyone laughed, and Zhou Hall interjected in a rare way: "Yes, yes, our men's football team has such a ability." How about 90 minutes? That's a golden gun that never falls! ”

Everyone instigated one after another, saying that it could not be all the cadres of the Agricultural Bureau, and the leaders of the provincial department were stunned to point out. The cadres from the provincial department were already a little red at this time, looking at the three graceful ladies, Director Han couldn't hold it back. smiled and said, "Then I'll talk about one." ”

Everyone applauded peacefully, and Zhou Hall also listened with a smile.

"I said that there was a young lady from a rich family who was sick in the past. The maid went to invite Lang Zhong, Lang Zhong was not at home and went to the market to buy fish, so the maid went to the market to find Lang Zhong and took him home directly. The young lady lived upstairs, so Lang Zhong put the fish downstairs and went upstairs to see the young lady. Lang Zhongwang took the pulse of the young lady, and suddenly remembered the fish downstairs. Then he asked the young lady uneasily: "Is there a cat down there?" The young lady was very embarrassed to hear this, but in order to cure the disease, she had to reply shyly: "It's just a few sparse roots of the director to talk about the back." The right hand covers the right half of her face, and Miss Xue's shyness is "

Director Han's joke and action made everyone laugh, and Zheng Lili of the Agricultural Bureau laughed so much that she almost didn't squirt out the vegetables in her mouth. Another female deputy section chief, Chu Xiuying, didn't understand. Looking at Zheng Lili, who was smiling incomprehensibly, she smiled and said a few words in Chu Xiuying's ear, and Chu Qiying's face was sneering. The mouth couldn't help but say, "Oops! What is this man like?

The matter is not over here, Director Feng of the Provincial Department smiled and looked at the sparse head of Section Chief Guo of the Agricultural Bureau and teased, "Section Chief Guo, you have to pay attention to maintenance!" All "sparse a few." Well, that's not going to work

Most people only understood the meaning of Director Han's joke at this time, and they all laughed again, Zheng Lili bent her waist with laughter this time, and even Zhou Hall, Hua Ju and Chu Xiuying couldn't help laughing. Section Chief Guo looked helpless. He said with a smile: "Director Han is amazing." is worthy of being the leader of the provincial department, I am willing to bow down and punish myself! ”

Then everyone began to coax again: "Director Han is so good at saying this, he must say another one."

Director Han said, "Don't make me exhausted!" ,,That's good, that's good. I'll just talk about one more at random. Master Wang took a bus to the ** town of a certain city. On this day, the car was particularly crowded, the weather was hot, and because I had not been there, I had passed through ** town, and Master Wang began to ask the female conductor at the second station: "** Have you arrived?". The female conductor replied, "No." After the second station, Master Wang asked again: "Has it arrived?" The female conductor replied, "No." After a few minutes, Master Wang asked again, "Has it arrived?" At this time, the female conductor was really impatient and replied loudly: "What are you in a hurry, hold on." **When it comes to the "voice network fall" I will call. Everyone was amazed. All eyes were on the female conductor

Everyone laughed again, but this time the three ladies couldn't help but laugh like they did just now, but just covered their mouths.

Zhou Hall felt that this level was not high, and gestured to Director Feng next to him, Director Feng smiled and said: "I am also a toddler in Handan, everyone is naturally welcome, Director Feng said: "There is a talented little Dengke, the next morning of the night of the cave room, the brothers came to visit, everyone asked him how he felt?" He got up and shook his fan and sang: "**A cut is worth a thousand gold, and my brother used a skill last night to make a pillar of optimus." Take the lead, hit it off, and become an instant hit. One blow, one go, one hit. A thousand miles, it is really lingering overnight, and the romance of the night is also" Everyone is infinitely envious, how does it feel to ask the prostitute? I saw her singing sadly: "It's really hard to say, he was at a loss, but fortunately, I helped him; But it is also full of twists and turns, not overnight, only to see a tree is difficult to support, a touch is enough; Then it was fleeting, plummeting, and finally defeated, dying; It's just useless, it's too much. I really want to cut it in two, and it's a hundred; Alas! What a spring dream, nothing came of it.! ”

This time it was hilarious, Hua Ju slapped the table: "This person is too embarrassed to be a man's face, to be a man, even if there is only one of the three legs left, you must ensure that one leg is strong and powerful!" ”

The three women covered their mouths and snickered and did not speak, and all the men applauded. Then he coaxed: "Director Hua." Let's take a while! ”

Director Hua is indeed very manly, he waved his hand immediately, everyone quieted down, Director Hua smiled: "It is said that one day there was a young and beautiful young lady wearing a tight mini skirt and going shopping on the street" Both hands were full of shopping booty. Wait for the public to get ready to go home. As soon as the bus came, the young lady faced a very embarrassing scene, "because the skirt was too tight." She couldn't get on the bus at all, "the passengers in the back of the queue began to make a commotion and told her to move faster, the young lady was really at a loss", and when the crowd of people queuing up to get on the bus began to be crowded and messy, "the young lady had an idea, and quietly unzipped the back of the skirt slightly with her hand, so that the skirt could be loosened and allowed her to step on the bus." However, it was strange that the skirt was not loose when the zipper was pulled down, and it was useless, so she tried to pull the zipper down again, but it still didn't work. The legs were still unable to take a big stride, and at this time the passengers in the queue behind them began to stir again, shouting: "The one in front! Hurry up" Even the driver was impatient and said to the lady: "Hurry up and get in the car!" Just when she really had no choice but to do anything, suddenly a young man behind her picked up the young lady on the bus without making a sound, and the young lady was even more embarrassed! red-faced and red-eared questioned the man who hugged her: "How can you hug me, it's too exaggerated, we are not friends, I don't even know you" Unexpectedly, the young man said calmly: Miss! When you unzipped my pants for the second time, I started to think like we were good friends! ”

Everyone laughed, but unfortunately at this time, a discordant voice came out from the door: "Zhou Hall, your driver has been arrested!" ”

The people in the room were all stunned. Zhou Hall turned around: "My driver? Then he looked towards the Hua Bureau. Cold, owe a thousand words, make up tomorrow.