Chapter 3 Yin and Yang Error
Lao Zheng's score is unexpectedly low, Rao is Wang Kefan, Bao Qixian and another Xiao Chen, all of them gave a passing score of 3 points in a face-saving manner, but the total score in the end only added up to a mere 12 points.
But fortunately, in Lao Zheng's eyes, this is just a game, as long as the boss's little lover is happy, it is more important than anything else.
Lao Zheng, who scored 12 points, smiled, and made a joke of himself without being ashamed, pointing to the cup of "three thousand for your life" that Xiao Qiao made and said, "It seems that I am going to have a good mouth tonight!" ”
Compared with Lao Zheng, a faceless and skinless old Jianghu, the fledgling Bao Qixian is not so calm.
In order to keep his innocence, Liang Shishi directly threw Bao Qixian a duck egg with the same score as Lao Zheng.
Bao Qixian's expression can be imagined.
However, Xiao Qiao can be a man and gave Bao Qixian 4 points. The 3 men in the creative group naturally gave Xiao Qiao face, and they all scored 4 points.
Liang Shi Shi was so angry that he glared at Xiao Qiao, and Xiao Qiao said with a smile: "Shi Shi, I didn't score a full score, you should thank me." How can there be such a thing as you, give people duck eggs directly. When Bao Qixian first started singing, didn't you also say that he sang well? ”
Bao Qixian cast a grateful look at Xiao Qiao, Xiao Qiao nodded, kicked the ball to Luo Wan again, and said, "Referee, you said I was right, right?" ”
Luo Wan smiled: "That's right, if you score, you should be fair and fair." I give 5 points! ”
Bao Qixian couldn't help but be overjoyed.
"Sister Luo Wan!" Liang Shi Shi snorted, but Luo Wan still smiled and said, "Shi Shi, you want to reward the person who sings the best, this is something you proposed yourself, you have to admit it!" ”
"But...... But I didn't say I wanted to kiss it! ”
Liang Shishi's delicate appearance with a red face made all the four men in the creative group look straight.
Luo Wan naturally didn't want to be robbed of the limelight by Liang Shishi, so she hurriedly said: "Don't make trouble, don't make trouble, the next thing is Xiao Qiao singing, how does Xiao Qiao sing, don't you know yet?" As long as she doesn't sing broken sounds, her score is guaranteed to be higher than that of Bao Qixian, don't you think? ”
Bao Qixian was unconsciously damaged by Luo Wan, and although she was embarrassed in her heart, she could only nod. As for the existence of Wang Kefan's tricks, he naturally has no right to speak.
"Little Nizi!" Xiao Qiao pinched Liang Shishi's pink face and picked up the microphone.
The interrupted prelude sounded again.
After a melody, Little Joe sang.
The song "Superstart" is very popular, the lyrics of the melody are all catchy, and Xiao Qiao sings very easily, although it is not as charming as the original three-person harmony, but it can be regarded as decent.
As a professional, Luo Wan nodded frequently, and when she sang to the last part, she couldn't help but hum along.
At the end of the song, Xiao Qiao put down the microphone, stretched out his hands and rubbed Liang Shishi's face, and said with a smile: "I didn't sell you, did you?" ”
Liang Shishi smiled happily at this time, patted his chest and said, "I'm scared to death." ”
Wang Kefan stared at Liang Shishi's movements, and when he saw the little white hands shaking on the giant peak with a size of 33D, his eyes almost fell out. But he didn't dare to stare at it all the time, and after glancing at it very nostalgically, he quickly turned his head and looked like a thief, and then happened to make eye contact with Xiao Chen, and the two sullen men showed each other a tacit smile.
Xiao Qiao sang well, and the score was naturally much higher than Bao Qixian, Bao Qixian was very helpless and could only give 5 points, and the rest of the people didn't care, including Liang Shishi, all of them were five points. In the end, the power to evaluate the total score was handed over to Luo Wan, and Luo Wan also gave a high score of 8 points.
After Xiao Qiao finished singing, Liang Shishi, who put down his burden, became active.
Beautiful women naturally have preferential treatment, and when they sing, no one makes a sound at all. Wang Kefan stared at Liang Shishi's delicate face, thinking in his heart that if he could marry a wife like her, even if he lived ten years less, he would be very happy.
After Liang Shishi sang a song, although he didn't sing well, Wang Kefan still had a feeling of being fascinated.
Luo Wan forgot to score for a while, and after Liang Shishi sang a few more songs in a row, Luo Wan accidentally caught a glimpse of Xiao Chen, and then suddenly came back to her senses and interrupted Liang Shishi's singing.
"Eh, eh! No, it's not over yet! ”
Liang Shishi pouted again, stopped unhappily and said, "What's more, Xiao Qiao is 2 points short of a full score." ”
"That's not what you say...... You can't disqualify the person behind you just because the person in front has a high score, right? Look at Xiao Chen, there are ...... That ...... that"
Lao Zheng hurriedly reminded Luo Wan: "Wang Kefan! ”
"Oh! Right! and Wang Kefan, the two of them have never even touched the microphone until now! Shi Shi, you can't be a duo, can you? ”
Liang Shishi looked at Luo Wan with a puzzled expression and said, "What double-tyrant?" ”
"Oops, why are you so stupid!" Xiao Qiao stood up, hugged Liang Shishi head-on, put his chest to chest, and said with a smile, "It's Boba and Maiba!" ”
"Ahh Liang Shishi screamed, hurriedly pushed Xiao Qiao away, and his squeezed chest shook, and he returned to his original state very elastically.
Xiao Chen immediately glanced at each other with Bao Qixian and Lao Zheng, and then exchanged silently with his eyes, and the meaning was self-evident: it was true.
It's Wang Kefan, who was a little numb by this picture, and now girls are so bold that they dare to do this in front of their male colleagues.
Liang Shishi was too shy to do it, and sat to the side with his head down. Obviously, in a short period of time, there is no longer the courage to raise your head.
Xiao Qiao handed Mike to Xiao Chen with a big grin and said, "Thank me, right?" ”
Xiao Chen smiled and took the microphone. Indeed, Xiao Qiao is right, under normal circumstances, so many people sing, and he may not be able to get the microphone all night.
With the opportunity to perform, Xiao Chen naturally wouldn't let it go, and directly ordered his favorite song.
Because he usually sings, Xiao Chen actually played better than Bao Qixian, but fortunately, there was no taste of competition at this time, and the scores of several people were also very casual, and Bao Qixian did not feel faceless.
However, Xiao Chen felt that he was in the limelight, and he spoke a lot more openly, and laughed a few words with Xiao Qiao.
Only Wang Kefan was silent with a bitter face at this time. Fortunately, his dragon halo had already reached the full level, and after Xiao Chen sang for a long time, Luo Wan didn't think of him.
After singing for a long time, Luo Wan also felt hungry and complained: "Why hasn't the food been delivered yet." ”
As he was talking, a foreman came in outside the door, and said to everyone apologetically: "Everyone, I'm sorry, you have ordered too many things, I'm afraid the box can't be placed, can you please go to the dining area outside the hall first?" ”
Lao Zheng frowned, and was about to say two sentences, but was stopped by Luo Wan.
Luo Wan had worked in this kind of place and knew that it was not easy to provide a service provider, so she smiled very considerately: "Of course you can." ”
The foreman smiled slightly and said, "Thank you, we have instructed the kitchen to add one more dish to your table." When you come back, I'll send you another big fruit plate. Please come with me first. ”
Wang Kefan finally breathed a sigh of relief and followed everyone out.
But as soon as he walked to the door, Xiao Chen, who was still excited, suddenly said: "Our Wang Kefan hasn't roared yet, Sister Luo, do you want Wang Kefan to finish singing first, and then let's eat?" ”
Wang Kefan hurriedly said when he heard this: "No, no, I can't complete the five tones...... Well, I'll just drink that cup and forget it! ”
After speaking, without waiting for Luo Wan and the others to react, Wang Kefan directly picked up the cup of "I want you to die three thousand", and poured it directly into his stomach.
Lao Zheng was very embarrassed by Wang Kefan's embarrassing appearance, he shook his head and explained to Luo Wan: "Our little Wang is like this, thin-skinned. ”
Liang Shishi and Xiao Qiao were made to giggle by Wang Kefan's action.
Luo Wan shook her head and said that it was okay, glanced at Wang Kefan casually, and didn't take it seriously, so she led a large group of people to the hall.
Jinqiu KTV is actually very inauthentic, because in general KTV, there is no concept of hall dining area. But this has just become the characteristic of Golden Autumn.
It is very pleasant to sit in a dark environment and listen to the singers singing while eating. Sometimes, KTV will also invite a few local stars to perform, and at that time, the ticket price and food price will increase a lot.
The one who sang on stage today was a college student, purely a cameo.
Seven people sat down on a low, conjoined couch in a semicircle, and the table was filled with dishes.
Wang Kefan was already hungry, and he poured a glass of wine on an empty stomach, and as soon as he was on the table, he lowered his head and ate violently.
The ugly eating appearance fell in the eyes of Liang Shishi and Xiao Qiao, and the two beauties were indescribably happy.
Luo Wan and Lao Zheng sat next to each other, taking advantage of the noise at the scene, Lao Zheng gave Luo Wan a piece of gold jewelry in the dark, which naturally meant to let Luo Wan blow the wind on the pillow, so that he could quickly rise to the position of vice president of the company.
Luo Wan quietly put things into her bag, and then as if nothing had happened, she discussed the big boy singing on stage with Xiao Qiao, who was sitting on the other side of her.
Little Joe said: "Actually, I sing averagely, but I play the guitar well." ”
Luo Wan smiled and asked, "Very good!" Singing like this, if there is a rich woman who is willing to support him, there is still hope for him to become a second-tier star! ”
As he was talking, the college students on the stage suddenly made a fuss.
I saw him stand up, hold the microphone and say loudly: "Boss, I can't sing!" Substitution! ”
Such straightforward words made everyone present laugh.
The college student continued: "Is there anyone willing to come up and sing it, it's a rare opportunity!" If you bring your girlfriend here, you can sing it to your girlfriend, and after singing, make sure to use a few more Durex tonight! ”
There was another burst of laughter under the stage, but laughter was laughter, but there was no one who dared to go up and sing.
Bao Qixian turned his head to look at Liang Shishi, and had an urge to go up and sing love songs to her, but when he thought about his actual level, he still gave up.
There are not a few people like Bao Qixian on the scene, after all, it is different from being in the box, if you don't sing well, you will indeed be laughed at.
Seeing that no one agreed for a long time, the college student couldn't help but sigh.
The big guy thought he was going to continue singing by himself, but he didn't want the college student to say, "It seems that he can only make a trick." People say, how about I call someone up at random? ”
As soon as the proposal came out, there was an immediate commotion.
Those who wanted to sing but didn't dare to go up shouted the most jubilant. In this way, it doesn't matter if you don't sing well.
The college student smiled and ordered, "Master Wu, cooperate!" ”
The gaffer in the control room smiled, and then listened to the college student: "Now, please...... Table 7, the one on the far right...... The gentleman who is eating comes up and sings! ”
The headlights of the scene slammed through the crowd and landed in the dining area.
didn't know what was going on, Wang Kefan only felt that his eyes were bright, and his brain was still confused, so he heard Xiao Qiao shouting: "Wang Kefan! Don't eat it! Go up and sing! ”
"What...... What the? Sing? ”
Wang Kefan had a hellish expression on his face, but the surroundings were already booing.
Seeing this, Xiao Qiao hurriedly said loudly: "Wang Kefan! Wang Kefan! Wang Kefan! ”
The people on the side also shouted, and soon, the entire hall was filled with rhythmic calls.
"Wang Kefan!"
"Wang Kefan!"
"Wang Kefan!"
Wang Kefan's scalp was numb, but when he saw this situation, he thought that he couldn't escape this catastrophe.
He stood up extremely helplessly, and went on the stage as if he was on the execution ground, and his mind inexplicably flashed the picture of the MTV he saw in the bus when he went home today, and secretly thought: It seems that it is not easy to eat with your face......
Bao Qixian looked at Wang Kefan, who looked unwilling on the stage, but he was slandered for a while, and said in his heart how good this opportunity is for me.
Wang Kefan came to the stage, and the college student made a cameo appearance as the host.
The college student asked Wang Kefan: "Mr. Wang Kefan, are you married?" ”
"Nope."
"Do you have a girlfriend?"
"Nope."
"Then it looks like I chose the wrong person."
There was a burst of laughter from the audience.
Wang Kefan scratched his head nervously, and actually added: "You are indeed the wrong person, and I can't sing, so it is better for you to re-choose." ”
"That's not going to work!" The college student hurriedly grabbed Wang Kefan and said, "If you don't have a girlfriend, you can sing!" Can you sing "Single Love Song"? ”
Wang Kefan hesitated, thinking that he would die anyway, so he nodded and said, "I can't sing well." ”
"It's okay if it's not good! Let's liven up the atmosphere! After that, he directly stuffed Mike into Wang Kefan's hands, and the prelude to "Single Love Song" sounded immediately.
Wang Kefan held the microphone and trembled, but fortunately, the prelude was long, and Wang Kefan finally stabilized his mood before starting to sing.
Then, when he sang the first verse, the whole hall fell silent.
"I can't catch love, I always watch her slip away......"
Everyone invariably remembered two words in their hearts: natural sounds.