Chapter 2: Poisoned Wine and Kisses
As soon as he got home, before he could confirm whether everything just now was true, Wang Kefan received a call from the straw bale manager.
"Xiao Wang, the place has been booked, it's in the Golden Autumn KTV, you hurry up!"
Wang Kefan was stunned for a moment and said, "Manager, I haven't eaten yet!" ”
The other end said, "What kind of food?" Time is so precious, where is the time to eat? You come over first, drink more beer later, and your stomach will be full. ”
Wang Kefan scolded in his heart and hung up the phone, then took off his clothes and went into the bathroom to take a shower.
The bathroom is only 2 square meters, which is very crowded.
Wang Kefan stripped off the clothes on his body with his hands and feet, and when he walked into the bathroom, he suddenly felt that something was wrong.
He casually glanced at his arm and almost drooled at the sight of the solid biceps.
"I'll you...... Is this really Lao Tzu's arm? ”
Wang Kefan narcissistically touched his hands, and suddenly rushed out of the bathroom naked.
So a naked man stood in front of the mirror and completely fell for himself.
Look at this arm, look at this pecs, look at this abs, look at this little brother...... Penis?
Wang Kefan immediately remembered the strange expression of the lamp monster just now, and instantly understood the reason.
He wanted to look up at God, but he only saw the ceiling, but the ceiling couldn't stop Wang Kefan from thinking nonsense.
"Could it be...... God means that you want me to be a duck? No, no, no, I think I, Wang Kefan, am a good young man, with hands and feet, how can I do that kind of work......"
Wang Kefan was narcissistic and self-examining, and he delayed a lot of time.
When I came out of the house after taking a shower, it was already dark, and I was thinking about whether I would be scolded by Lao Zheng, the manager of the straw bag, when the mobile phone rang again.
Wang Kefan looked at the number on it and sighed, but still took it. What about having a body of tendon meat, you don't have to work for someone......
As soon as it was connected, there was a wild spray on the other end.
"Wang Kefan! What are you doing with your struggles? The people in the public relations team are all here, let us have so many people waiting for you, you will hurry up for me! ”
Wang Kefan said timidly: "Manager, the bus doesn't come for half a day, don't blame me......"
"Buses? What kind of bus are you still taking now, you don't want to see what time it is, take a taxi right away! It's not like ...... to let such a person wait."
"Good, good ......"
Wang Kefan hung up the phone and stopped a car painfully.
When he arrived at the place and paid for the car, Wang Kefan's face was full of confusion, and he secretly calculated in his heart that he would have to eat a few more pickles this month.
Golden Autumn KTV is the largest entertainment venue in Yuzhou City, the gate is not obvious, and you will know what is in your sleeves after entering.
Wang Kefan had never been here, and when he saw the lively scene after entering, he immediately felt a little empty. He looked left and right for a long time, and finally found the location of the front desk from the dense crowd, walked over and asked about the location of the box booked by Lao Zheng, squeezed out of the encirclement all the way, and finally found a place.
Because he was late for a long time, when Wang Kefan pushed open the door, his heart was a little empty, he pushed open the door tremblingly and saw that the room was indeed full of people.
Three people from their own department, as well as three school-level beauties from the public relations team.
Lao Zheng glanced up at Wang Kefan, beckoned casually, and impatiently ordered, "Sit down, sit down." ”
Wang Kefan hurriedly trotted in, sat in the corner, and glanced at the manager Lao Zheng again, but he didn't want Lao Zheng to be too lazy to take care of him at all. Wang Kefan was strange for a while, and immediately reacted.
Lao Zheng called him one after another to urge him, in fact, it was not to let him come, but to show off his majesty in front of several women, he was just a prop for Lao Zheng to play prestige.
Wang Kefan was relieved, and then smiled self-deprecatingly. In these years, if you don't have any skills, you can only use it as a number of people anywhere, but it's a pity that the taxi money, presumably tonight, even if you are half an hour late, it doesn't matter.
Thinking like this, Wang Kefan's attention slowly shifted back to reality.
At this time, the beauty of the public relations team who was singing with a microphone was called Luo Wan, according to the grapevine, she was the little lover of the company boss, and I heard that she used to sing in a small bar.
Wang Kefan listened carefully, and sure enough, he felt that he sang well.
Luo Wan is very involved in singing, and when she sings the chorus** part, she has her eyes closed. Lao Zheng and the others were very knowledgeable, and they all seemed very quiet at that time, making them look like professional judges, until Luo Wan sang a song, and everyone applauded at the same time. Seeing this, Wang Kefan hurriedly slapped his face, but his eyes were staring at Luo Wan's upright but not fat ass, and his mind was spinning with other vulgar thoughts.
Luo Wan put down the microphone, turned around, smiled enchantingly at everyone, and said, "It's not interesting to sing alone." Or everyone takes turns singing. ”
When Wang Kefan heard this, he couldn't wait to escape from the door. When it comes to singing, he is self-aware. If you don't open your mouth, you will be laughed at for at least half a year.
But he didn't think about it, Lao Zheng seemed to be here today to please Luo Wan, and he replied without thinking about it: "Okay!" It's better to be happy alone than to be happy, sing, everyone sings! ”
Luo Wanyan smiled. She can only sing, and only by standing on the stage can she reflect her value. It's a pity that there are very few people who stand on the stage and sing, and now she can only reflect her presence in the box of KTV. Especially when she feels that others are not as good as her, this sense of existence is greatly strengthened.
The first to take the microphone was naturally Lao Zheng.
Lao Zheng is a middle-aged man in his forties, and he doesn't sing much at all, so he chose a military song from the 90s of the last century for a long time.
Singing military songs is bound to be indispensable, but Lao Zheng's voice is too thin, coupled with the fact that he is out of tune from time to time, the whole song is down, and the laughter in the box continues, only Wang Kefan, who thinks he can sing people to death, is quiet.
After Lao Zheng finished singing, he was too embarrassed to do it, and hurriedly handed the microphone to Bao Qixian beside him.
Bao Qixian is the business backbone of the creative group, and he joined the company a year earlier than Wang Kefan, but he graduated from a famous university. The company's boss takes a fancy to him, as long as Lao Zheng is promoted, he is the best choice for the creative group manager.
Bao Qixian took the microphone, smiled at the beauty sitting next to him, and said, "Let me sing a song "Dusk". ”
This song is not difficult to sing, but it is not easy to sing well.
The music sounded, and Bao Qixian quickly entered the state. As soon as the prelude passed, his natural baritone slowly came out.
"Spend the whole summer ......"
As soon as the song came out, the entire box immediately burst into applause.
Luo Wan's eyes lit up, and her face was full of indescribable brilliance. She didn't expect that this little boy's voice condition was so good, Bao Qixian saw Luo Wan's reaction, and sang more and more proudly, but when it came to the treble part, his unprofessional side was finally exposed, and after a few high-pitched notes couldn't be sung, it finally ended with a broken end note. Driving high and going low also made several male colleagues, including Wang Kefan, psychologically balanced.
Luo Wan shook her head regretfully, and said to Bao Qixian: "The voice is good, but it's a pity that I haven't learned it from anyone, otherwise I might be popular." ”
The beautiful Xiao Qiao, who was sitting next to Bao Qixian, also nodded: "That's it, there are a lot of talent singers on TV now, and the high notes of many songs can't go up." ”
Lao Zheng also echoed a few words, but Luo Wan suddenly smiled and said, "It's not interesting for us to sing like this, otherwise, after each of us sings later, the rest of the people will be scored, and it will be ...... 1 to 5 points, the lowest score, drink three beers! ”
"Good! Good! Good! Little Joe clapped his hands and said, "But the beer is not interesting." Otherwise......
Little Joe took out a plastic cup, poured one-third of the dry red into it, then one-third of vodka, and finally filled it with beer, pointed to it and said, "Whoever has the lowest score will drink this!" ”
Liang Shishi, another beauty in the public relations team, asked at this time: "Eh, it's too unfair to only let the one with the lowest score drink." How should the highest score be rewarded? ”
Xiao Qiao said: "That's not simple, you kiss him!" ”
Liang Shishi's face turned red, and Wang Kefan's heart jumped suddenly.
Compared with Luo Wan and Xiao Qiao, Liang Shishi is obviously a little less charming and more pure, speaking of which, the first beauty of the company, no, the first beauty of the entire building where the company is located, should be Liang Shishi.
In Ping, not only the cattle in Wang Kefan's own company have different thoughts about Liang Shishi, but even the perverts upstairs and downstairs often add the name Liang Shishi to the meat mouth.
If Lao Zheng hadn't invited Luo Wan to come today, Wang Kefan would not have been able to get in touch with Liang Shishi so closely.
As soon as he heard Xiao Qiao say this, Wang Kefan couldn't help but fantasize about letting Liang Shishi kiss him, but when he looked at Bao Qixian who had already raised the corners of his mouth, the picture in his mind immediately disappeared.
"This kind of good thing, it's not my turn......" Wang Kefan thought a little low.
When Liang Shishi heard Xiao Qiao's words, she was immediately ashamed, she gently slapped Xiao Qiao twice, and said ashamedly: "I hate it!" ”
Xiao Qiao didn't give up, and asked everyone loudly: "Everyone said, the best singer, let's give him a kiss, how about this proposal!" ”
Everyone laughed, but Liang Shishi suddenly laughed loudly: "What are you happy about, if you want to rap the best, that is, we Luo Wan, it won't be your turn to kiss!" ”
Wang Kefan was immediately overjoyed, but Bao Qixian's face stiffened.
But Luo Wan made it clear that she didn't want the atmosphere to cool down, and said: "No, no, no matter how I say it, I am also professional, how can I be with you, so let's do it, I will be the referee, I will not participate in the game, I will only be responsible for the final scoring, I can score up to 10 points, and I will use it for the two of you."
Shi Shi, you won't be allowed to repay the account later, and besides, isn't our little Qiao still singing? As long as Xiao Qiao sings better than Bao Qixian, your innocence will be preserved. Also, haven't you sung it yourself? If you win the singing, how about I find you a handsome boyfriend, it must be better than these four crooked melons and cracked dates! ”
The four men in the box were silent in unison, embarrassed for a while, but it was not easy to talk back to the boss's little lover.
Liang Shishi pouted, pulled Xiao Qiao and said, "Xiao Qiao, I can't sing, you have to come on......"
Xiao Qiao was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he asked with a smile: "Shi Shi, do you like Bao Qixian, if you like it, I will deliberately release the water." ”
Bao Qixian's heartbeat suddenly accelerated to more than 100 beats per second, pricked up his ears, and waited for Liang Shishi's answer with an expectant face.
Unexpectedly, Liang Shishi replied decisively: "I don't like it." ”
Bao Qixian's face sank, and Wang Kefan on the side was secretly happy again. It's a pleasure that I can't get that others can't get.
Luo Wan waited a little impatiently, interrupted Xiao Qiao and Liang Shishi's words, and said, "Hurry up, hurry up, the food will come up later, let's not waste time." Little Joe, you sing first. ”
Xiao Qiao took the microphone and chose a song "Superstart" by the Asian girl group "Snake".
The prelude sounded, and the big guy was about to listen to it, but Xiao Qiao suddenly put the microphone and said, "No, the scores of Lao Zheng and Bao Qixian haven't been played just now!" ”
Luo Wan patted her head: "Yes, yes, score first." ”
Wang Kefan sat silently, staring at the drink that seemed to be able to drink people half to death, and sighed in his heart: "No need to fight, I will drink directly, and I won't sing it......";