Chapter 108: The Cat on the Fifth Floor
"The dragon snake is a dragon in the legend." Bird Zijing glanced at the room: "Hug Pu Zili and said, the female dragon is Jiao......"
Li Guo was stunned: "You mean ......?"
"Sister Snow may be ......"
Before she could finish speaking, Sister Xue came out of the room, wearing a lively and playful denim suit and a very western style hat, looking energetic.
"Brother." Sister Xue stood in front of Li Guo and spun around: "Isn't this a little better than the usual cute style?" ”
Li Guo nodded: "It's much more lively, it's good." ”
Saying that, Sister Xue drilled into the house again: "I'll go put on those new boots." ”
After seeing Sister Xue leave again, Bird Zijing looked around: "Sister Xue may be a little dragon girl." ”
"Little Dragon Girl......" Li Guo swallowed his saliva unconsciously: "What is the concept?" ”
"Look at your virtue." Bird Zijing patted Li Guo's chest: "She doesn't have horns on that tattoo yet, if my guess is correct...... Sister Snow should be ......"
"Don't guess." Sister Xue walked out of the house with a pair of boots: "My dad is a human, and my mom is a dragon." I'm a half-breed ......."
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and looked Sister Xue up and down: "No wonder ......"
"What's the wonder?" Sister Xue asked Li Guo a little coquettishly: "Brother, you won't hate me because of this, right?" ”
"No wonder you're so pretty...... Half-breeds are pretty. Li Guo touched his head: "Then how are your parents now?" ”
Sister Xue smiled: "It's gone, it's long gone." I soared before the abandonment of heaven in the last years of the Tang Dynasty, and then my brother has been taking care of me......"
"Me?" Li Guo stretched out his hands: "At that time, I wasn't even a fertilized egg." ”
Sister Xue leaned down and kissed the dog-gnawed mole on Li Guo's forehead: "Although the appearance is a little different, this mole has not changed at all." Brother, we've been together for nearly a hundred years, and I won't admit it. ”
Shocking gossip! Bird Zijing suddenly trembled, and grabbed Sister Xue's hand: "Did you do it...... Did you do it? ”
Sister Xue and Li Guo were stunned for a moment, and asked in unison, "What are you doing?" ”
The index finger and thumb of the left hand of the bird spirit are looped into a circle, and then the index finger of the right hand goes in and out of the circle: "This and this." ”
"I ......" Li Guo immediately understood: "I don't have the right to speak ...... this"
And Sister Xue seemed to be quite shy, and lowered her head: "No...... It was a godbrother and sister at the time...... I'm so innocent that I don't dare to think about it at all. ”
But when it came to this point, the bird spirit still asked reluctantly: "Then how intimate are you?" ”
Sister Xue trembled all over, her lips trembled, and her tanned skin began to turn red: "I peeked at my brother taking a bath......"
Li Guo and Bird Zijing were stunned together, and the two of them were suddenly messy in the wind, as if the pictures in front of them had turned into black and white, and their minds invariably conjured up the obscene picture of Sister Xue climbing on the windowsill and peeking at Li Guo taking a bare-ass bath in the bathroom.
"This is still simple...... "Bird Zijing twisted Li Guo's face: "If it weren't for this grandson's stuffy scratching, eighty percent of you would be full of children and grandchildren now, right?" ”
"Well...... Sister Xue replied with shyness and longing: "So after my brother's death, I waited for more than a thousand years, and I already knew that my brother would not leave me casually." ”
Li Guo didn't know how to speak at all, and this kind of thing was still difficult to understand...... After all, Sister Xue treats Li Guo as Li Guo, and Li Guo is not Li Guo now, but Li Guo is really Li Guo.
Depend on...... This kind of logic is absolutely unclear to graduate students of logic, no wonder Brother Shanyuan can practice, this kind of profound thing is not explained by unnatural products, and there is really no way to explain it......" That is to say......" Bird Zijing's eyes narrowed very thinly: "Sister Xue is an old virgin who is more than a thousand years old?" ”
"No...... Don't ......" Sister Xue's chin was almost next to her chest: "I will be reincarnated every time, grow naturally, and reincarnate after death...... I'm only twenty-nine years old, so I can only ...... can only be regarded as an older leftover woman. ”
Twenty-nine...... Li Guo has always thought that ...... I thought that Sister Xue was only twenty-one and twelve, and she was actually twenty-nine years old, she was really unseemly, and she had nothing to say about this level of maintenance, she was definitely god-like.
However, after Sister Xue finished speaking, she immediately added: "It seems that it has been more than a thousand years since it was added up......."
"Then you are reincarnated like this, what will you do for sixty years?" Li Guo's curiosity suddenly surged: "And ......"
"Brother, I know what you're asking. Those sixty years were like a sleep for me, and when I woke up, I would be like a baby, with all my mana and abilities retained, and my memories retained. Sister Xue said, shaking her fingers: "I never need to be adopted, because I am a hybrid of humans and dragons, and I can live very well in nature." ”
Li Guo pondered for a moment, and then asked, "Then will you continue like this in the future?" I feel very hard and pitiful. ”
"Of course not." Sister Xue sat on the armrest of the sofa with a smile: "I am actually doing this to wait for my brother to appear, your cinnabar mole is my blood, and it is a mark I gave you." But I really didn't know that human reincarnation actually requires twenty nails. ”
Li Guo touched the dog-gnawed mole on his forehead: "Your blood? ”
"Yes......" Sister Xue seemed to think of something embarrassing: "Don't ask where the blood is...... Anyway, it's the cleanest blood in my body, otherwise I can't transcend reincarnation. ”
Bird Zijing looked up and down at Li Guo and Sister Xue: "Sister Xue really broke the ...... place"
"Ah......" Sister Xue was stunned: "I don't count it myself." ”
Li Guo's heart was clouded, and he knew in an instant what kind of blood was used for the cinnabar mole on his head...... Although this is romantic enough, is it too glamorous to say? Li Guo really had a headache, and I heard that this mole would always follow him, so ...... In the future, will he be able to make a will like a living Buddha and collect all his reincarnations?
"But the only regret this time is that I seem to have miscalculated the time, and I appeared four or five years earlier than my brother......" Sister Xue had a frustrated face: "Now I am a sister." ”
Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly waved his hand: "The bird is one or two hundred years older than me." ”
When Bird Zijing heard this, he was immediately furious, and pinched Li Guo's neck and said viciously: "Listen up! The official age of the old lady is twenty-one! Twenty-one do you know? ”
Li Guo stuck out his tongue: "Then you are too old, you look at least the same age as me......"
This sentence made the bird even more angry, and poked the thirteen big holes on Li Guo's body with his fingers.
At this time, Mo Chou and Xiaoxin Girl walked out of the room mysteriously, and their expressions were almost the same, both of them were the kind of children who wanted to give treasures to adults.
"What's wrong with Mochou?" Li Guo looked up at Mo Chou in his busy schedule: "What do you want to give me?" ”
Mo Chou nodded cutely, and then pushed Xiaoxin's sister with his arm: "Xianggong, Xiaoxin has a spiritual object." ”
After speaking, the little new girl spread out her hand very cooperatively, and in her little palm lay the crystal cat the size of two coins that Sister Xue gave her just now.
"This?" Li Guo looked left and right: "It hasn't changed." ”
But as soon as the words fell, the vivid crystal cat suddenly moved, and then stood up lazily from the little new girl's hand with his ears, and stretched his waist and yawned without any difference from the real cat. It seems that there are two faint screams, but the sound is too small and is covered by the sound of the TV.
"Yo!" Li Guo's eyes widened and looked at the crystal cat of the little new girl: "This ......"
As he spoke, he reached over and wanted to touch the cat, but the cat was also quite spiritual, and when he saw Li Guo's finger coming, he immediately jumped to the side, and arched his back and grinned in a posture ready to attack, staring at Li Guo's finger with fierce eyes.
"What did you do to it?" When Sister Xue reached out to tease the kitten, the bastard was unusually docile and rubbed her head against Sister Xue's delicate and smooth fingertips: "Although Amethyst has a spirit surname, it is not easy to become a living thing. ”
As soon as the little new girl met Sister Xue's question, she immediately became extremely honest, pointed at Mo Chou and said: "It's her who is her, she said that she can turn this cat into a living one, let me expand her mental power, I could only expand it for my father, but the witch doesn't know how to get it, and she can actually make her mental frequency the same as her father......"
Li Guo understood as soon as he heard it, this was actually a change in the Imperial Technique, and he knew this. However, there is definitely no Mo Chou so awesome, he can use a sword magic power as a way to make toys for himself, this kind of subtle control, Li Guo can't even touch the edge for the time being.
As for the change in mental power, Mo Chou is a genius. Authentic genius, don't look at her big head, but purely in terms of IQ, she is the highest except for the little new girl, although the emotional intelligence is growing and sound, but it is not difficult to imitate the mental fluctuations of a person who sleeps in the same bed with him every day. After all, this kind of fluctuation can even be copied by Lily's puppeteer, let alone Mo Chou's power to use the unsheath as a Swiss army sword.
After a series of explanations, Sister Snow and Bird Zijing also knew the secret, and then Sister Snow happily mixed in: "I'll help you activate it forever, you can eat, sleep, and grow." ”
"Yummy!" The little new girl clapped her hands and applauded: "Aunt Xue is the best!" ”
Bird Jing Mochou and Li Guo both stared with bated breath, wanting to see how Sister Xue had turned this stone into a real cat.
And Sister Xue's approach is also very simple and direct, she swiped on her right hand with her left hand, and a drop of crystal pink liquid gushed out, and then she looked at Mo Chou with a smile: "Sister Mochou, let the cat grow its mouth." ”
"Mo Chou is not a sister...... Mo Chou is only seventeen! Mo Chou was reluctant to be called her sister, but she still controlled the kitten and opened her mouth wide: "Sister Xue is the sister, Mo Chou is really only seventeen." ”
Sister Xue grinned and dripped a drop of her own blood down the cat's mouth, and as soon as the blood broke away from Sister Xue's finger, the wound on her hand recovered quickly at a speed visible to the naked eye, and the wound disappeared completely in less than two seconds.
And after the drop of blood entered the solid cat's belly, it began to spread in violation of the laws of physics, and in a very short period of time, the lilac kitten was dyed with a layer of clear pink, and the kitten's eyes began to change, becoming smart, and it was aura-compelling at a glance.
"Brother." Sister Xue shouted, "You can give it a drop of blood too." ”
"Why ......" Li Guo pinched his fingers: "My blood is useless...... I'm not a dragon. ”
Bird Zijing was in a hurry, and grabbed Li Guo's hand without saying a word: "Less nonsense!" ”
"Whew......" Li Guo screamed: "The third ......"
Li Guo's blood is obviously not pink, but dark red, which is indistinguishable from normal people, and after entering the cat's belly, there is almost no change.
"Brother, although you have been canonized." Sister Xue said while licking Li Guo's wounds: "But your aura can go straight to the nine skies. ”
"So exaggerated?" Bird Zijing watched Sister Xue lick Li Guo while playing with Mo Chou Xiaoxin: "I don't feel it." ”
Mo Chou raised his head and looked proud: "When Mo Chou gives birth to a child for Xianggong in the future, it can be seen in that child." Although Mo Chou is not as good as Xianggong, he is not far behind. My child and I are definitely the only masters in a world. ”
"Little sister who is only seventeen years old, don't think about such an erotic problem." Bird Zijing teased Mo Chou while touching her chin: "Li Guo, you and Sister Xue can give birth to a little dragon man." You and I can give birth to Lei Zhenzi. You and Mo Chou can give birth to Saiyans. What can you give birth to with that guy on your lap? ”
Li Guo was cold at the time, this question was too sensational...... Little Dragonman, Lei Zhenzi, Saiyan...... And the little new girl raised her head with a serious face: "It should be Astro Boy!" ”
"You guys." Li Guo picked up the landlord's sister, who was already unconscious, and walked to the room, saying as he walked: "Don't always bully me, look at what strange things are born." ”
Bird cut his head: "Just like that, who wants to have sex with you." You play with eggs. ”
"I'm born, I'm born!" Mo Chou raised his hands high: "Mo Chou can be born!" ”
After Li Guo put the landlord's sister on the bed and pulled the curtains and covered the quilt, he turned around and returned to the room, picked up Mo Chou and sat on the sofa: "Mo Chou is getting more and more cute." ”
"Not really." Bird Zijing took out a packet of soy milk from the crack in the sofa, put it on his mouth and sucked it: "At that time, he almost stabbed me with something." ”
Li Guo looked at his watch at this time: "It's not early, let's go out and buy something." I have to clean up my things when I buy them. Bird, how do you like to stuff things into the cracks of the couch? ”
"Habit." Bird Zijing took out a packet of yogurt from the crack in the sofa and threw it to Li Guo: "Do you care?" ”
Well, it doesn't matter! Li Guo completely admitted defeat, he knew that he had made a mistake, and he should never care about any of Bird Zijing's behavior, her logic was not at all understandable to normal people, so any questioning of her was not to be with himself.
Li Guo has been in her hands more than once, and she is also used to ......, "Let's go." Li Guo put Mo Chou on the ground, walked towards the door, and suddenly looked back at Sister Xue halfway through: "Sister Xue...... Can you conjure a tail? ”
Sister Xue was suddenly messy for a while: "Can't ...... But...... Forget it......"
Li Guo shrugged helplessly, knowing that Sister Xue's surname was like this. Since she didn't want to say it, Li Guo didn't ask anymore because she asked for her surname, and Li Guo was not a gossip bird.
After a few people came downstairs, Torikomi went directly to the garage to move the car. Last time, the BMW was scrapped directly, and the car of the true brother who was looking for someone to do Li Guo Chrysanthemum was also scrapped. That day, he walked back with a group of bodyguards lined up in SB, and Li Guo calculated that he had a grudge against him.
But what can he do if he holds a grudge, can he still transfer the air force to bomb Li Guo? It's not as threatening as the big-bogged woman who plays with the puppet, let alone the state machine chasing after the landlord's sister's ass, it's just a family-style underworld, and the bird spirit is not a fuel-efficient lamp.
"Hey, handsome little guy. Want to hitchhike? The bird spirit stupidly drove a cool Land Rover and stopped in front of Li Guo, whistling: "Sister will take you to **." ”
"Don't worry, let's puncture her tire, let's take a taxi out."
"Don't ...... Don't, uncle. Bird Zijing hurriedly begged for mercy: "Am I wrong, come up." ”
Several people got into the car, and the bird spirit also started the car. And Mo Chou suddenly slapped his thigh: "I forgot to unsheath ......"
"It's fine." Sister Xue shook her fingers: "You don't have to bring it every day, how can there be so many dangers." ”
But Mo Chou left the sheath, as if he had lost his soul, and he was anxious like a freshman girl who hadn't come to her aunt for three months. Li Guo really had no choice but to let the bird spirit turn around and go back, and let Mo Chou go upstairs to get the sword box.
Li Guo, who was sitting in the car waiting for Mo Chou, looked at the little new girl who had been playing with the cat: "What does it eat?" ”
"Fish, milk, ......" Sister Xue also looked at it for a while: "It should be ......"
"How big can it get?" Li Guo began to worry about this inexplicable question again: "Is this sure it's a cat or a tiger?" ”
Sister Xue was stunned for a while, and shook her head silently: "I don't know ......"
And the little new girl smiled and looked at Li Guo: "It's a lion, a lion." I named it Simba. ”
Li Guo was stunned: "How do you know?" ”
"What it told me......" the little new girl pouted, "It can grow to the size of a five-story building." ”
"That's fine." Li Guo took it casually, but he reacted immediately, and dragged the crystal cat: "What?" How big? ”
"Five...... Five floors. The little new girl didn't react at once: "Dad, are you too small......
Li Guo laughed dryly and covered his forehead: "Hmm...... I'm too small. ”
Headache, no clothes to wear during the change of seasons. I went out today, saying why is it so hot in a small windbreaker, and I went home to see the weather forecast...... 34 degrees.
(To be continued)