Chapter 1690: The Turtle's Ass (One More Asks for Flowers, Asks for Subscription)

A middle-aged man who looked like a teacher said: "Popcorn, 'hug' the rice flower, hold the 'rice' and 'flower', ha!" I know, of course, it is my grandfather and grandmother who have hugged my granddaughter 'rice' and my daughter 'flower'. Haha, I have to say, this riddle is indeed too ingeniously designed. ”

Zhang Zheng said: "Yes, the old classmate is right, the riddle of this riddle is to burst (hug) the rice flower." Thank you, old classmate, and congratulations on getting an original imported Aihua brand Walkman. ”

After listening to Zhang Zheng's words, Fu Chongxiang said: "I said old classmate, isn't it just a riddle, what a big deal, what do you thank?" What the? And the prizes? That's great. ”

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Zhang Zheng said to her: "Old classmate, one of your answers won 10,000 yuan for the children in the poor mountainous areas, isn't this a big deal?" 10,000 yuan can solve the problem of hundreds of children dropping out of school, of course, is it a big deal? You say, can I and the children not thank you? ”

"Oh, old classmate, do you mean that the guessing game just now was not played by guessing, but by collecting donations for children in poor mountainous areas?" Fu Chongxiang asked.

Zhang Zheng said: "The old classmate is right, it is indeed like this. ”

Fu Chongxiang asked, "May I ask the old classmate, who will pay for this money?" ”

Zhang Zheng said: "You still need to ask, of course it was my old classmate who came out." ”

"Old classmate, since it's a guessing fundraiser, I suggest that while the conference hasn't started yet, let's have another round, okay?" Fu Chongxiang proposed.

Zhang Xiao asked: "Oh, I said old classmate, do you feel that the guessing puzzle has not been enjoyable?" Or are you happy about bleeding? ”

Fu Chongxiang smiled: "Haha! Those who know me, old classmates too. It should be due to both reasons, especially when I guessed a riddle and just hooked my gluttony, which really doesn't feel enjoyable. ”

Zhang Zheng asked: "Okay, since the old classmate has made a request, I will come to meet the old classmate." Now that you've won $50,000 for the kids, I'll make up another $50,000 to make up a whole number. The old rule, I still come up with a serial riddle, five riddles, 10,000 yuan each, you? ”

"Of course, don't rub it off, let's get the question out quickly." Fu Chongxiang, Liu Ling and others said.

"The riddle of the first riddle is 'the butt of the turtle', and what is the answer to the riddle?" Zhang Zheng asked.

Fu Chongxiang said: "This is too simple, the butt of the turtle is called the turtle belly, and the homonym of 'turtle belly' is of course what everyone often calls the 'regulations'." I said old classmate, this answer seems to be known to everyone on the earth, can you come to a more difficult one? ”

Zhang Zheng said: "Okay, then let's gradually increase the difficulty." The riddle of this second riddle is 'the turtle takes the big top', playing a life language, what is the riddle? ”

"Hey! I said, old boy, what are you doing? How could this turtle take a big top? Fu Chongxiang said.

"You don't have to care if people will take the big top, you just have to guess according to the riddle given. Ha ha! I said, old classmate, don't you think the riddle is too simple? How difficult do you feel about this riddle? ”

"Actually, this riddle won't be too difficult, I just don't know where to start for a while." Fu Chongxiang said.

"Sister Liu, don't you claim to have guessed riddles since you were a child? How about you try it? Zhang Zheng asked.

"Haha! In fact, since this riddle is a serial riddle, each riddle must be related to each other, since the riddle of the first riddle is 'regulation', then the riddle of the second riddle should also be inseparable from these two words. Let me think about it first. Liu Ling said.

"What else do you want? The answer is that there are rules from above. Wang Yumei said.

"Why?"

"What else? Let me ask you, what is the posture of the turtle when it holds the big top? Wang Yumei asked.

Liu Ling said: "Do you still need to ask? Head down, butt up, of course. ”

Wang Yumei said: "This is not over, since the butt (turtle belly) is on it, isn't it logical to answer the mystery of 'there are regulations above'." ”

Liu Ling smiled: "Haha! I have to say, is our Vice Chairman Wang very knowledgeable? ”

Wang Yumei said: "you, it's not because of your reminder that I guessed the answer to this mystery." At the end of the day, you're smarter. ”

Liu Ling asked, "I remind?" What did I remind? ”

"You just said: as a serial riddle, each riddle should be related to each other, and since the riddle of the first riddle is 'regulation', then the riddle of the second riddle should also be inseparable from these two words. Based on your prompt, and with the turtle's butt facing upwards, I was reminded of this mystery. Wang Yumei explained.

"Haha! The two old ladies are too smart, you are right, the riddle of this riddle is that there are rules above. Zhang Zheng said with a smile.

"Brother Zhang, stop being a sycophant, hurry up and tell the next riddle." Liu Ling urged.

Zhang Zheng said: "Okay, everyone, listen, the riddle of this third riddle is 'turtle standing and walking', play a life language, what is the riddle?" ”

"Daddy! I know. As soon as Zhang Zheng's words fell, Xiao Nana raised her little hand and said.

"Ahh I said Nana, how do you know the answer? Zhang Zheng asked puzzled.

"Dad, of course I know. I learned a song in kindergarten that went like this: The little penguin is so spirited, wearing a black suit, with a white belly, with a pointed beak on the top and a fart on the bottom, I asked where the penguin is. She said that her hometown is in Antarctica...... "As she spoke, the little girl actually started singing."

Zhang Zheng said: "Hey, I said girl, people are talking about little turtles, not little penguins." ”

Nana said, "Dad, isn't this little turtle the same as a little penguin when it stands up?" ”

"Girl, you're right, if the little turtle stands up and walks, it does look like a little penguin, but does that have anything to do with the answer to this riddle?" Zhang Zheng asked.

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"Brother Zhang, you are so stupid, of course it has something to do with it." Wang Yumei said.

"What does it matter? A turtle, a penguin, don't match at all, where does the relationship between them come from? Zhang Zheng said.

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"Forget it, I'm not going to argue with you, let's listen to little Nana's answer." Wang Yumei said.

Zhang Zheng said: "Okay then. Nana, what's your answer? ”

Little Nana said simply: "Dad, my answer is 'there's a little fart down there'." ”