Zhang Zheng said with a smile: "Haha! Fortunately, God has the virtue of a good life, bless the brother to survive the hardships, survive in a desperate situation, obtain the true scriptures, return safely, and be able to see the seven best beautiful sisters in the Pansi Cave, which is really a great pleasure in the brother's life, so don't be sad.dt.com"

The hatred and hatred are cold, and the master is cold

Liu Ling said: "you, you are not the plump and heroic, the appearance is high, the teeth are as white as silver, the lips are red and the mouth is square, the top is flat and the forehead is wide, the sky is full, the eyes are beautiful and the eyebrows are clear, the two ears are really Jieshi, a mouth is not vulgar and talented, a handsome and merry man, surrounded by beautiful Tang monks and monks, we are not the seven faded buttons, untie the Luo belt knot, the crisp chest is as white as silver, the jade body is as muddy as snow, the belly is soft, the back is smooth and clean, a love in the middle, the spider spirit that dews the merry hole, where do you say you came from?" ”

After listening to Liu Ling's words, Zhang Daguan smiled and said, "Haha! It's a 'love in the middle, revealing the love hole', this sentence comes from the mouth of a superb beauty, which is really tempting. ”

"Dean Liu, you seem to be wrong, right? How do I remember that it was 'a love affair in the middle, revealing the merry acupoints', not 'revealing the amorous acupoints'? Wang Yumei asked.

"Vice Chairman Wang, isn't there a little bit of difference between 'middle' and 'down'? It shouldn't make much difference, right? Liu Ling said.

"In the middle of a relationship, revealing the merry acupoint, refers to the navel eye in the middle of the body, and the dew of the merry acupoint refers to the navel eye, what does it refer to? I don't need to talk about it. Two organs, two positions, are so different, how can there be no big difference? Wang Yumei said.

"Haha! That's really the case, little sister, I remember wrong, I have to say, it's still our Vice Chairman Wang who is very knowledgeable. Stinky boy, don't bring such a color, didn't the old lady just say the wrong thing, as for making you so excited? Liu Ling said disdainfully.

Zhang Zheng said: "Whether it can make people excited, it has to be said." ”

Liu Ling said: "Stinky boy, what do you mean? ”

Zhang Zheng said: "I mean, if the same thing is said by an ugly monster, it will definitely disgust people to death, but if it comes from the mouth of several superb mature women, it will be very different." ”

Liu Ling and others asked, "Why is it different?" ”

The enemy does not hate the master alone

Sun Qiu is not far away, and he has learned from the trouble

Zhang Zheng said with a smile: "I promise that it will make a man so excited that he vomits blood and dies." ”

"Haha! I said brother, are you so evil? Why didn't I see you vomit blood, and I didn't see you die? Liu Ling smiled.

Zhang Zheng said: "The reason why my brother can still live well now is because my brother has more extraordinary concentration than Tang Seng, otherwise, after listening to Dean Liu's sentence, my brother would have died a long time ago." ”

Liu Ling said: "Hi! I said, brother, let's stop talking about that thing, okay? ”

Wang Yumei said to Liu Ling: "Dean Liu, don't tease him anymore, if you tease his lust, it won't be as simple as vomiting blood and dying." ”

Liu Ling asked, "Vice Chairman Wang, what do you mean?" ”

After the hatred is not the earth, the art shows the lonely enemy, and the grandson is the master

Wang Yumei said: "I mean, once you tease his lust, he will not vomit blood and die, but die of exhaustion." ”

Liu Ling smiled: "Haha! I didn't expect Vice Chairman Wang to know Brother Zhang so well, did you ...... a long time ago?"

"Don't talk nonsense, he and I are just ordinary friends, not the kind of relationship you imagined?" Wang Yumei explained.

"Haha! I said, Vice Chairman Wang, are we a little suspicious of being a thief? ”

Wang Yumei said: "you, what do I have to be empty-hearted?" ”

"I mean, since you know him so well, have you two known each other for a long time, but you yourself just thought about it, you say, what is this not a weak heart?" Liu Ling said with a smile.

"I said Comrade Liu Ling, weren't you quite reserved? After meeting this superb man today, why did he become so debauched? You tell the truth, is it that after tasting men, our spring heart began to flood? Wang Yumei began to turn defensive to offensive.

"I said Sister Wang, what do you mean by debauchery? As the saying goes, everyone has a love for beauty, and women will like the best men, and girls are no exception. Haven't you heard the saying 'when you see the best man, the spring heart will be flooded, and when you see the best man, you will both go to the hotel'? Liu Ling said eloquently.

"Oh! Forgive me, sir, I've never heard of such a statement. However, may I ask Dean Liu, what are you doing in the hotel? Wang Yumei asked.

"What else can I do? Of course, it's time to open a house. Liu Ling said casually without thinking.

"Ahh I said Dean Liu, you, you are a married woman, how can you casually go to open a room with someone else's best man? Wang Yumei said.

Liu Ling said: "Hi! I said Sister Wang, when did I say that I went to open a room with the best man? ”

Wang Yumei said: "You just said it, what? Don't admit it? ”

Liu Ling explained: "I said that I would open a house in the past, but I didn't say that I would open a house." I mean, under normal circumstances, after the amorous woman sees the best man for the first time, the spring heart must be overflowing, and after the second time she sees the best man, she can't help but take someone's big hand and go to the hotel to open a room. ”

After the far branch of the Kocha Tong trouble, Mo was cold

"Haha! Sister, I misunderstood what you meant. Wang Yumei said with a smile.

"Dad, who is Mi's grandfather?" Nana asked her godfather.

"Haha! Everyone? The little girl hasn't forgotten this stubble? I said Brother Zhang, let's not talk nonsense, let's hurry up and help the little girl find Mi's grandfather. Jiang Ping said with a smile.

"Old classmate, you just said you could guess it, right?" Zhang Zheng asked Fu Chongxiang.

After the science of the earth and the study of the main yang to tie up the department of my battle

"Yes, I've guessed the riddle before, so I know the answer." Fu Chongxiang said.

Zhang Zheng said: "Old classmate, since you know this answer, let's say it quickly, aren't you in a hurry?" ”

"My answer is that Mi's grandfather is called popcorn." Sure enough, Fu Chongxiang didn't even think about it, so he simply told the riddle riddle.

"Why? How can this be the answer? After listening to my Fu Chongxiang's answer, many people asked in unison.

Fu Chongxiang reminded everyone: "You might as well try to change the word 'pop' in the three words 'popcorn' to the word 'hug' in hugs, and you can't discover the mystery." ”

"After changing 'popcorn' to 'hugging rice', is it nothing?" A young man said.