"Okay, okay......" Li Guo gently touched the hair on Amber's back: "You are definitely worth more than ten catties of." ”

Amber frantically tore at a cushion on the couch relentlessly, not in the slightest mood to take care of Li Guo. And the bird spirit only wears a three-point style lying on the stall to do breaststroke, full of freedom.

"It's still comfortable at home...... It's comfortable......" The bird spirit splashed unscrupulously, eager to lick the expensive wool carpet on her floor: "Long live, get out of the sea of bitterness." ”

"How do you place Xiao Kui......" Li Guo kicked the bird spirit in the ass with his foot: "She's a big killer." ”

As he spoke, Li Guo also glanced at Xiao Kui, the killer who was being taken by the little new girl to visit the bathtub. To be honest, Li Guo really didn't plan to take her with her when she came back, after all, no matter how cute she was, in fact, she was really too dangerous, once she sneaked out one day and encountered something that she hated, then Li Guo didn't dare to guarantee which direction things would develop.

But this little turtle girl's specialty is crying, once something is not as good as she wants, she will cry a lot, and the tears of her natural spirit beast turtle can lead to the gathering of heaven and earth aura, Xiaokui is water, so as soon as she cries, a large area begins to rain heavily...... and directly lead to waterlogging.

Bird Zijing said that since she has Xiaokui, she doesn't have to go to Taipei to see the rain in winter...... "Xianggong don't be afraid, Mo Chou is fine during this time, and it's okay to take care of her, but ......" Mo Chou squinted his eyes and looked at Li Guo and twisted his fingers: "Xianggong, Mo Chou wants to buy a fart and love to die for three thousand...... You see......"

"Buy!" Li Guo stomped his feet ruthlessly, and agreed to Mo Chou on the spot. And after agreeing to Mo Chou, he looked at the bird extremely viciously: "You taught it, right?" ”

"That's it." Bird Zijing lay on the ground with a proud expression, and slapped his belly with a bang: "You always let my little Mochou do this and that, what kind of business?" You have to get paid. ”

And Mo Chou pouted: "You called Mo Chou a great immortal at first, but now it is refreshing, and it has become your family Mo Chou, Mo Chou is from the Xiang family." ”

Li Guo was too lazy to be pretentious with Bird Zijing, just looked at his watch, and sighed at the convenience of taking the time and space channel, I really couldn't imagine that ten minutes ago, Li Guo was still sitting on the sofa in his hometown listening to the four [***] chess battles between Bird Father and Bird Mother and Guo Dad and Croton, in order to see if Li Guo could insert Amber and Bird Essence within a year...... This kind of topic, how can Li Guo, who is suffocated by Neixiu, parry?

So he hurriedly asked Amber, who was in tears, to expand the space-time passage to the maximum with him, and summoned the little new girl to expand her spiritual power, so that everyone, including the landlord's sister, spread out of the old mansion in an instant, and suddenly appeared in the living room of the bird spirit's house.

As for Li Mingxue, she didn't come back with her, she still had to go to dinner with her first love, which incidentally made her first love's wife feel inferior and inferior. Li Guo felt that this was really bad, but there was no good way to stop Li Mingxue...... After all, she is an aunt who has no score, and Li Guo is just an honest nephew.

However, for Li Mingxue's inability to sleep, Li Guo always thought that there was nothing wrong with her, but she was depressed. Single women in their thirties always have strange and complicated thoughts of one kind or another, and if they think about it too much, they naturally can't sleep, just like Cui Yongyuan.

"I'm going to see Sister Snow?" When Li Guo was thinking nonsense, Sister Xue's face suddenly crossed in his mind, and he rolled his eyes: "She should be peeling off her skin now, right?" ”

"What's wrong with you?" Bird Zijing raised his head and scolded: "It's almost two o'clock now, can't you go to see it tomorrow?" ”

Li Guo nodded, he really felt that it was too late. But Li Guo, who was in the midst of curiosity, felt that he had a feeling of restlessness, as if there was a needle under his buttocks...... "What are you doing?" Bird Zijing frowned and looked at Li Guo: "Is it itchy that you haven't wiped it clean with?" ”

Li Guo touched his forehead: "No, if I don't go up tonight, I don't think I can sleep......"

"Get out, get out." Bird Zijing waved his hand at Li Guo: "Where is love going." ”

Mo Chou suddenly stood up at this time: "That, Xianggong." Don't worry about accompanying you to ......"

Li Guo waved his hand: "She said she could only let me go alone......"

"It's stingy." The bird spirit muttered, turned over, and faced the ground: "If you don't let you go, you won't let you go, anyway, it's all about doing some shady things, if you don't look at it, you won't look at it." ”

Mo Chou didn't care at all, just looked at Li Guo with an innocent face: "That'...... Xianggong, don't worry about sending you there. ”

When Li Guo saw Mo Chou's appearance, he really felt that Mo Chou was really extremely smart, not to mention that she was just a little girl from the countryside, but in fact, in terms of IQ, Mo Chou had an absolute advantage, and she obviously made full use of all the advantages of women, especially little women. When she really sent Li Guo, would Li Guo let her wait at the door...... Obviously not. This is called the curve to save the country, and the curve ......" forget it. I'll just go on my own. Li Guo waved his hand: "You send me and wait for us to land." You can see Moscow's Red Square. ”

As he spoke, Li Guo pushed open the window, and turned his head to the landlord's sister, who had been reading silently by herself, and instructed her to supervise Xiaoxin to sleep early, and then jumped down directly.

"I don't have much ability, and I have learned to take the usual path." Bird Zijing pursed her lips: "It's really embarrassing." ”

Mo Chou covered his mouth, and his eyes turned into a smile: "It's a stuffy ......"

And Li Guo, who was falling, was about to touch the ground when he suddenly teleported, and then suddenly appeared in the window of the bird spirit...... A circle of people in the room looked at him stunned.

"Xianggong, didn't you bring the key?" Mo Chou asked Li Guo in surprise: "You don't have a key for a long time......"

Li Guo's face was slightly red, and he pretended to cough twice: "It's okay, it's okay...... I just want to remind you to remember to close the windows, a room of women is not safe......"

This is clearly a cover-up. What is safe and unsafe, not to mention that Toriko Jing has arranged dozens of snipers here, just this group of so-called unsafe women in the house, if they want to subvert the regime of a small and medium-sized country, it is easy and safe...... Even Li Guo himself felt that this excuse was too ridiculous...... So he jumped down from the stairs again before they could react...... He secretly decided that if he returned to the same place, he would not wear it for the third time, and just let the back of his head touch the cement ground, pretending not to be able to reverse the rice, this person can't afford to lose it...... Of course...... Li Guo did not return to Bird Zijing's home this time, but returned directly to his hometown...... and directly took a picture with Guo Dad, who was squatting on the toilet with a cigarette in his mouth and humming a little song.

Guo Dad and Li Guo were both stunned, Guo Dad's cigarettes were so frightened by Li Guo that they fell on his pants...... "Little rabbit cub ......" Guo Dad hurriedly picked up the cigarette butts: "Get out!" ”

Li Guo sighed, and exited the door with a disgraced face, there was no one in the living room, everyone who should go to sleep went to sleep, and those who should play with their wives also went to play with their wives, leaving only a touch of cold moonlight reflecting the living room through the window.

"Man." A crippled sigh came from Li Guo's trouser belt: "It doesn't matter if you're stupid. The important thing is to be stupid and temperate, and I really rarely see a person as unscrupulous and stupid as you. ”

"There is no end...... Li Guo sat on the sofa in frustration, silently lit a cigarette, and looked as if he was a college entrance examination volunteer who only filled in Tsinghua University and Peking University, but the results were single and found that he was not even admitted to the good school of Hunan No. 1 Normal School, and he was lonely and depressed.

"Little rabbit, won't you run away from school?" Guo Dad walked out of the bathroom sloppy at this time, and there was no sloppy smell all over his body. Plush bunny slippers, plaid pajamas, pajamas with the word "sports" written on the blue striped buttocks, one corner of the plaid pajamas is still suffocated in the pajamas, and the butt is grabbed while walking: "Do you dare not play medium and long-distance teleportation, just follow the step by step little by little." If you get into the women's bathhouse one day, your father and I will have to go to the bureau to catch you. ”

Li Guo was very helpless...... just leaned hard into the sofa: "Why doesn't it work......"

Guo Dad reached out and picked up a small "pawn" from the chessboard that had not yet been cleaned up, Shi Shiran waved his hand in the opposite direction of the chessboard, and the chess piece disappeared in mid-air in an instant, but it was only 0.00 seconds later, this little pawn accurately covered the position of the old handsome on the chessboard, impartial and tight.

"Damn...... How do you do it? Li Guo's eyes protruded, and his face was full of consternation: "I've tried this, it's almost impossible...... How many things are you hiding? ”

Guo Dad shrugged his shoulders and looked indifferent: "There aren't many of them, do you want to learn?" ”

Li Guo nodded of course.

But Guo's father suddenly turned around: "I don't want to teach you, leave quickly." Remember to come back for dinner during the Lantern Festival. ”

Li Guo was stunned...... And just after Guo Dad entered the door, the disabled Zhijian suddenly flew out of the air, and said in a mysterious tone: "Your father can't teach you." ”

Li Guo was stunned: "Why?" ”

"He's been kicked out of the house." When the disabled Zhijian spoke, his tone actually showed the face of a villain for no reason, and there was an indescribable happiness: "The ancestors of the Li family were expelled from the house by your father alone, except for some specific circumstances, he can't make a move, including teaching you." Otherwise, it is against the teachings of the ancestors. ”

Li Guo furrowed his brows: "What is this?" ”

"Therefore, the old man has become an important factor responsible for teaching you to become a talent." Zhijian, who was disabled, circled around Li Guo: "Come, kneel down and kiss the uncle's feet, and call the godfather three times." Godfather will teach you. ”

Li Guo raised his eyebrows, threw the disabled Zhijian into the microwave oven, and then unscrewed the roast chicken button...... This trick was told to Li Guo through Mo Chou out of the sheath. It is said that the reason why Zhijian with a physical disability can speak and become a sincere and benevolent form is due to the embodiment of his spiritual power, and the meager microwave oven happens to be one of the energy sources of the special spiritual band of Zhijian with a physical disability. So once he is disabled and stubborn, throw him into the microwave oven, low heat or high temperature for two minutes, and he will be honest immediately.

Sure enough, after the microwave made a crisp tinkling sound, Li Guo took the disabled Zhijian out of it and asked with a smile: "Is it cool?" ”

The disabled Zhijian struggled in Li Guo's hand for a while, and floated up softly: "Livestock ......"

"You don't have a surname...... "The voice of the disabled Zhijian has changed: "Who ...... Who told you about this bad trick! Uncle is useless! ”

Li Guo smiled: "Your girlfriend." ”

"Hmm......" The disabled Zhijian was silent for a while, and then suddenly said: "Wait, see if I go back and don't kill her." ”

Li Guo nodded: "I'll wait to see you kill her." ”

Zhijian, who was disabled, was silent again: "I'm just kidding." ”

At this time, Guo Dad suddenly opened the door and crossed his hands on his hips: "You two are still talking nonsense?" Can you see what time it is? If you want to go, hurry up, and if you don't go, go to bed quickly! ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, and said hesitantly: "That...... I'll just go...... Just go......"

After speaking, Li Guo shook directly into the space tunnel, and when he appeared, he found that he was on the way down and down the stairs...... "Pit daddy......" Li Guo stared at the ground getting closer and closer, and now it was too late to make any movements, and the feeling of closing his eyes and waiting for death suddenly appeared in his heart...... But at this time, Zhijian, who was disabled, suddenly braked suddenly, strangled Li Guo's trouser belt, and let him hover directly less than twenty centimeters from the ground, and the feeling of being strangled in an instant made Li Guo feel dizzy and numb in his limbs for a moment...... "Young man, look." Uncle saved your life again. The disabled Zhijian threw Li Guo back to the ground: "Thank me, worship me." ”

Li Guo sat on the steps downstairs with his stomach covered by Bird Spirit, his face full of pain: "You...... Why don't you just let me fall, how cool is that pose...... Ouch ......"

"Good." The disabled Zhijian took a bite of Li Guo: "It's cooler for you to break your limbs and brains." ”

After Li Guo rubbed it for a long time, he felt that the pain was almost gone. But as soon as he stood up and turned around, he saw a bird in a crop top and little hot pants coming out of the elevator door with a garbage bag, still whistling.

When Bird Zijing saw Li Guo, he was stunned: "Don't tell me, you have been lying here since you jumped from the window." ”

Li Guo smiled bitterly: "This ...... There's a reason for that......"

"How can there be such a stupid person as you......" Bird Zijing looked Li Guo up and down: "If you continue like this, you will basically not need a watch for the rest of your life." ”

Li Guo wiped his face: "Let's go, ......"

This time, Li Guo really left here and walked into a strange space...... When he appeared, he was greeted by a smell of fragrance, and when he looked around, he found that he was in a large and spacious room, and the floor of the room was littered with women's clothes.

"Hurry up...... Li Guo. The disabled Zhijian suddenly whispered to Li Guo: "That one is transparent!" Sheer little panties! Take it and run! Fast! ”

Li Guo was stunned...... Just as he wanted to do what the disabled Zhijian said, he suddenly felt a cold, hard thing on his neck against his trachea, and a wet arm.

"How did you find me?" The voice was very soft, and the soft gas hit Li Guo's neck: "This is called seeking death, right?" ”

Before Li Guo could think about it, he didn't say a word and directly entered another strange space...... Leaving the bare-bottomed lily with a lady's razor standing in place with a question mark, and then clicked his mouth: "The Li family is all neurotic." ”

After speaking, she quickly packed up the clothes on the ground, and walked back to the bathroom where there was still a lot of water...... "What was that just now?" Li Guo, who was inexplicably reported to a cave, panted and asked, "...... you want to cut me with a knife?"

The disabled Zhijian seemed to be silent, and it wasn't until Li Guo called him a third time that he could respond: "It's Lily." It's strange, why do you have a way to connect with her...... If so, it's easy for her to find you. This pathway is bidirectional. ”

Li Guo was stunned: "What? What the? ”

"What the hell is she going to do?" The disabled Zhijian pondered: "Don't you know that you and Lily have a two-way passage? ”

"What two-way channel?" Li Guo's face was naturally ignorant: "What does this mean?" ”

The disabled Zhi stubbornly poked Li Guo's ass with the hilt of his sword: "It's that between you and that pervert, there is a two-way portal, she can find you at any time, and you can find her at any time." Got it? This is very undeserved, usually two people with this kind of thing can either give their backs to each other's comrades-in-arms, or they can hand over the backyard to each other's friends. But obviously, you two definitely don't belong to either of them. ”

Li Guo was stunned: "You mean ......?"

My scalp is numb...... Li Guo's scalp is really numb. When Zhijian said this, he immediately felt that his situation seemed to be very dangerous, and Lily was determined to kill him...... The existence of this channel, that is, in the future, where there is a plum fruit, there will be that pervert?

"Of course not." Zhijian, who is physically disabled, completely denied Li Guo after Li Guo raised questions: "She may not use the space channel!" ”

Li Guo waved his hand: "How is it possible...... Even a rookie like me can, how could she not. ”

"There are three ways to walk in space, one is to be pulled, which is what we call calling or being called. One is to directly tear the crack and drill in, which is your teleportation. There is also a very strange shadow walking, which has not been accurately defined until now, and no one who knows it will be discovered......" The disabled Zhijian suddenly became old-fashioned: "You can't eat all of the three, you can only have one in your body." Lily is obviously the third type, she doesn't have the ability to track people! ”

"Brother?"

While Li Guo and the disabled Zhijian were discussing the technical issues fiercely, a weak call suddenly came from the dark huge karst cave...... The weakness here is only the intonation, not the voice, because this voice is loud enough to shock Li Guo's eyes...... "Sister Xue?" Li Guo suddenly gave up talking nonsense with the disabled Zhijian, stood up and looked around: "Where are you?" ”

"Here." In a rattling pool in the cave, bubbles suddenly gurgled and bubbled, and then suddenly, something rushed out, causing the water surface to explode directly and drench Li Guo's head and face.

And Li Guo looked at the shadow of the thing that came out of the water, and couldn't help but make his mouth huge...... "Wow......"

(To be continued)