Chapter 110 [Eating and Sleeping and Playing Beanie]

Su Doudou pouted: "King, if you also plan to change your business and become a businessman, I despise you to death!" ”

Wang Daqi smiled: "What kind of businessman do I come from, even if I want to, the state will not let me." For someone like me who is engaged in technology, there is only one way left to wait for retirement in the army. These words became more and more explicit, Zhang Yisong didn't realize it, and Shi Lei didn't feel that it was so unusual, but Qin Jie's eyes blinked, and he seemed to see that Wang Daqi's words meant something.

"Then what are you mixing with that guy from Lao Feng? If he hadn't had a good sister, I wouldn't have had time to entertain him. ”

"There are some marginal technologies in the army, and they are still worth a little money when they are put in the locality, Brother Feng doesn't want to take some of this technology from me, I heard that he and Shi Lei are going to start a new company, which is a high-tech product." Wang Daqi said, glanced at Shi Lei with his eyes, Shi Lei felt strange, and said I haven't mentioned it yet, why did Wang Daqi go up by himself? Could it be that he is ready to give the technology to the Wind Forest?

Shi Lei was thinking about how to mention this matter to Wang Daqi, and at the same time considering whether it would be more convenient to change places after the meal, but Su Doudou pointed at Shi Lei and began to fire: "Okay, Shi Lei, you invited me to eat this meal today because you saved my heart to be a gunman for you, right?" I said, why do you want to call the king and the king...... I tell you, my lord, if you dare to sell state secrets to these two philistine businessmen, I will be anxious with you! ”

Get! Shi Leixin said that it was a shame that she didn't mention this matter to Su Doudou, and she couldn't see that she was quite hateful of the rich, or that she was quite light on business and heavy on politics in her bones.

Wang Daqi already knew it in his heart at this time, it seemed that he was wrong to blame Shi Lei, and Shi Lei really didn't let Su Doudou be this lobbyist. It's just that Wang Daqi doesn't know that Shi Lei actually really has this heart, but he hasn't found a suitable opportunity yet. Now, on the contrary, Shi Lei has taken advantage.

"What kind of state secrets, they all say that they are technologies on the verge of elimination, and they can't be used in the army, and sooner or later they will have to be given to the localities, it just depends on how to give them. Forget it, let's not talk about it today. With that, he raised his glass and wished Shi Lei a distant wish.

Shi Lei was not in a hurry to drink, and he also heard the sound of the strings from Wang Daqi's words, and then he realized that Wang Daqi was the same way as Su Doudou in some aspects, and people like them from pure military families didn't seem to have much affection for businessmen, which was completely different from local political axe officials. In the era of political struggle, officials may not see businessmen very often, but in the era of economic construction, there must have been a large number of transactions between officials and businessmen, but some transactions can be exposed and can be used to gain benefits in many ways, and some transactions are just the abuse of power for personal gain.

"Su Doudou, I didn't plan to use your gun, and I didn't dare to use it, and when did I say I was going to invite you to dinner? Are you in a hurry to call me? Since Shi Lei heard Wang Daqi's extraneous voice, he naturally wanted to pick himself out a little between words, although what he said was really a bit insincere.

"You're still not a man, are you? Do you ask women to pay for meals? Su Doudou was in a hurry as expected.

Shi Lei rolled his eyes: "Girl, you are a man, don't be a woman, I can't get used to it!" ”

"I believe it or not, I play ......" Su Doudou rushed out, and then remembered that Shi Lei's bird was not good at her strength during military training, and she couldn't help but say it herself.

Shi Lei still wanted to squeeze her two sentences, but Zhang Yisong kept giving him a look, squeezing his eyebrows. Shi Lei scolded angrily: "As soon as you loosen up, you'll be about to squeeze out the eye droppings, can't I stop talking?" ”

"Uh...... I mean, Shishi, you are also a rich man now, and you have a meal or two meals compared to Sister Daji. Zhang Yisong saw that Su Doudou was choked by Shi Lei, and accompanied the smiling face to play the round.

Shi Lei is neither humble nor arrogant: "I just want her to understand that not everyone has to let her." ”

"If you want to be nosy, you're itchy and tidying up again, aren't you?" Su Doudou said this to Zhang Yisong, staring at a pair of big eyes, and both eyelids were almost gone.

Zhang Yisong shrank his neck and raised his hands to make a surrender gesture: "Yes, count me as troublesome, why do you say that I am not a person inside and out?" ”

"Because you are a pig, and you love to look in the mirror!" Su Doudou's angry appearance actually shows her cuteness even more.

Qin Jie and Wang Daqi looked at each other, Su Doudou's performance is really rare, usually she bullies others at will without daring to fight back, Zhang Yisong's performance is the best proof. It's good now, with Shi Lei, a nemesis who doesn't give face at all, I'm afraid the rivers and lakes will no longer be peaceful in the future.

After Shi Lei and Su Doudou had a few words, the atmosphere in the private room cooled down, and no one spoke for a few minutes.

Shi Lei also felt a little embarrassed, coughed twice, and said, "I'll tell you a joke." ”

The three men were naturally very supportive, and immediately listened, Su Doudou pursed his lips and muttered in a low voice: "Hey, what good jokes can you say." But his eyes have actually been glancing at Shi Lei, and he is obviously looking forward to it.

Shi Lei didn't mind, and slowly spoke: "Before the joke, ask a question." Tell me, we all know that the polar bear is an omnivore, but why doesn't it eat penguins? ”

After a few years of this question, everyone will roll their eyes and say that it is too cold, but in this private room, the four of them are frowning and pondering, yes, I have never heard of polar bears eating penguins, why is this?

Su Doudou replied first: "Because the penguins are too fat, they are covered in fat, and polar bears don't like to eat a bite of oil." ”

Shi Lei smiled and shook his head slowly, Zhang Yisong said smartly: "There is nepotism between animals, you still don't allow penguins and polar bears to be good buddies?" ”

"Yisong, can you stop showing off your low IQ all the time?"

Zhang Yisong was angry, but he didn't speak anymore.

After a long time, Shi Lei slowly answered: "Because there are no penguins in the Arctic, and there are no polar bears in the Antarctic, these two can't see each other!" ”

Everyone suddenly realized, Su Doudou was also convinced, urging Shi Lei to tell jokes quickly, obviously the expectation of his jokes has escalated.

"The joke has something to do with penguins. Let's say that a zoo has a group of penguins, and one day the city's TV station wants to interview the zoo and wants to know if these penguins are doing well at the zoo. Then the camera was set up, and the reporter walked into the igloo where the penguins lived with the microphone. After seeing the penguin, the reporter asked the penguin, how are you doing here? The penguin said, "It's good......"

Su Doudou interjected: "What, can penguins talk?" What a bullshit joke you have! ”

"Since it's a joke, naturally don't think about whether the penguin can talk, don't you listen to the joke?"

Su Doudou pouted in discouragement: "Okay, good, you say." ”

Shi Lei said again: "Then the reporter asked again, what about Antarctica? What do you think of this? The penguin said again, it's okay, isn't it life with you? It's just that the big white bear next door is a little scared, it seems to want to rush past and eat us. The reporter laughed, it is normal for penguins not to see polar bears. Finally he asked the penguin, "What are you doing every day since you got here?" The penguin waves its short wings, eats and sleeps and beats beanie. The reporter looked for a second penguin and asked it, what do you do every day? Penguins said, eat and sleep and beat beanie......"

At this time, Su Doudou interjected again: "What is Doudou?" ”

Zhang Yisong is still extremely smart: "It's a game of penguins, Sister Daji, can you let Shi Lei finish speaking?" ”

Shi Lei smiled: "The third penguin said the same, and the reporter asked one by one, until the last penguin, what do you do every day?" The little penguin hung its head pitifully, and its voice was like that of a mosquito, eating and sleeping. Reporter Daqi, why don't you hit Doudou? The little penguin, which was wilting just now, suddenly became angry, angry, and the fur on his body stood up, and shouted at the reporter: Hit your sister! Lao Tzu is Doudou! ”

As soon as the words fell, the two waiters who didn't know when they slipped back immediately laughed, and then Wang Daqi and Qin Jie also laughed meaningfully. Of course they could hear it, Shi Lei's joke was clearly cold to Su Doudou, but Zhang Yisong and Su Doudou didn't react for a while, and they couldn't stop laughing, Su Doudou also said, poor little penguin, poor little Doudou...... After finishing speaking, Su Doudou suddenly reacted, and when he saw the two meaningful smiling faces of Wang Daqi and Qin Jie, he immediately said angrily: "Shi Lei, who are you fighting!?" ”

This time, the private room was even more smiling, but the two waiters were a little confused, although Su Doudou's name was also mentioned several times, but they basically didn't listen to it on the side, so they naturally didn't know that Su Doudou was the little penguin who was beaten.

"I'm not done with you!" Su Doudou was angry, and lowered his head to look for it on the table.

Shi Lei laughed: "Just kidding, just kidding, do you think the atmosphere is much better now?" Su Doudou. ”

As soon as he said this, the two waiters finally understood, and immediately covered their mouths and smiled evilly at each other, Su Doudou gritted his teeth hatefully: "No, let's talk about it again, this story has to be changed, the reporter asked Penguin, what do you usually do?" The penguin said, eat and sleep, hit stones, and then the last penguin slapped the reporter in a big rage, and shouted, Lao Tzu is a stone! That's how much fun it is! ”

Everyone naturally laughed again, and when they saw that Su Doudou was also being teased, Wang Daqi and Qin Jie laughed especially happily. It seems that the rivers and lakes are not only troublesome, but it seems that Su Doudou, the little demon king of the world, will not be able to mix with the world from now on

(To be continued)