Chapter 137: The Story of the Village Water Monster (Part II)

"You're so big......" Li Guo gestured at the big turtle: "Why has it never been discovered?" ”

The big turtle raised its head, then plunged its head into the water to look at it, and then came out of the water again: "Why should I tell you? ”

Li Guo's eyes rolled slightly, and he began to ponder the surname of the big turtle. This big guy is definitely a typical little pot friend mentality, and has been taught by a strange parent not to talk to strangers, so it is always wary of strangers, but because it may be really idle eggs, and now it can play for a long time with a random stranger.

Otherwise, as such a surging guy, if it didn't hurt, he swallowed Li Guo earlier or drove the two of them away, and he would definitely not show up and run out to play with Li Guo for nearly half an hour.

"Actually, I already knew about you." Li Guo suddenly changed into a special expression and tone when he deceived children: "A long time ago. ”

Mo Chou saw Li Guo's appearance, covering his mouth and pinching his waist, smiling stupidly beside him, his face was red with laughter, and he was about to lose his breath.

The big turtle listened to Li Guo's words, shook his huge head, and made a look of "You can't fool me", and the villain looked at Li Guo as if he was willing: "When I sleep, I will turn into stones, how could you find me." Liars, swindlers with shameful faces. ”

Well, Li Guo got the answer he wanted, although he was named the weird and young title of "shameful liar", he finally knew that this big turtle usually turned into a stone statue...... Mo Chou squatted down with a smile on the side, and of course Li Guo was no better. He suddenly felt that if the little new girl was here, this big turtle who knew how many years of life would be bullied by the little new girl to shed tears, and the little new girl usually pretended to be confused, and this big guy ...... It's really stupid, although it's cute to be stupid, but in general, Li Guo thinks that its IQ is at most equivalent to that of a normal seven or eight-year-old child.

And if Xiaoxin Girl's natural growth to seven or eight years old in this relatively normal environment now, Li Guo will definitely be easily settled by her, maybe it is difficult to find a second little girl in the world who is similar to Xiaoxin Girl, maybe there is, but Li Guo believes that it is definitely a single digit within five.

"Then what's your name, you can always tell my brother." Li Guo unconsciously regarded the thousand-year-old king 80,000-year-old turtle as a child, and began to call himself an elder brother: "No matter who it is, there is always a name." ”

The big turtle didn't notice that Li Guo was taking advantage of it at all, but cautiously put his eyes in front of Li Guo, stared at Li Guo for a while with big eyes bigger than the floor-to-ceiling window.

"Let's change." The big turtle's tone was vivid: "You have to tell me, I'll tell you." ”

The corners of Li Guo's mouth twitched slightly, he was really puzzled now...... Mo Chou said that this kind of natural spirit beast is generally cold or timid, but when facing this big turtle, Li Guo really didn't feel that this guy was cold and timid in any way, just like the naughty little rabbit cub born by Li Guo's next door neighbor's second brother.

"My name is Li Guo." Although Li Guo felt a little uncomfortable when he read his name, in order to know the name of the big guy, he still resolutely reported to his family: "It's your turn." ”

But after hearing Li Guo's name, the big turtle suddenly trembled, and then stared at Li Guo with terrifying eyes, and the huge hook-shaped mouth kept opening and closing, making a sonorous clicking sound.

"What time is it?" After a period of silence, the big turtle didn't answer Li Guo's question, but just raised its neck to look at the moon in the sky: "It's late." ”

Although Li Guo didn't know why this guy said something abruptly, he still raised his hand and looked at his watch: "Yo...... It's late, it's almost three o'clock. ”

"Dad said that a good boy can't stay up late at night." The big turtle looked at the sky and popped out a sentence inexplicably, and then Li Guo felt that the pool of water rising under his feet was slowly receding, and the part of the big turtle exposed on the water surface was getting shorter and shorter.

Don't think about it, it's going to dive.

Li Guo was stunned for a long time, and suddenly found that his thinking speed seemed to be unable to keep up with this strange big turtle, it didn't have any rules at all, according to the rules in the novel, at this time it should give Li Guo some rare treasures or give an egg that can pop out of a seventeen or eighteen-year-old beautiful girl.

But it refused to finish its sentence, and was ready to dive.

Li Guo was very angry!

"Wait for me!" Li Guogao shouted to stop the big turtle from diving: "If you don't tell me your name today, I'll make trouble in the sea." ”

"I've seen Nezha." The big turtle showed its head out of the water and shook it a few times: "He can't beat me, I bit his ass." ”

Li Guo was silent at that time: "I just want to know your name......"

At this moment, only two eyes and one mouth of the big turtle were still exposed, and after hearing Li Guo's words, it stopped: "I told you that you can, but you are not allowed to tell others that I told you." ”

Li Guo shrugged his shoulders: "If you say it, others have to believe it......"

"My name is Aoi." The big turtle said, paused, and explained the name to Li Guo: "Aoi is the Aoi of Xiang Aoi." ”

"Mother tortoise?" Li Guo hurried up and asked, "Do you have any unhatched eggs or something, give me one......"

"Nasty! Perverted! "The whole body of the big turtle disappeared into the lake.

Li Guo looked at the gradually regained his composure, and repeatedly thought about why he was scolded as a pervert, and why this kind of big guy not only has an environmental protection label in simplified Chinese but also seems to speak more modern than Mo Chou.

But suddenly, the pool of water suddenly exploded from the middle, and the splash in the sky made it rain coldly all around, Mo Chou had a sword qi to protect his body, and it had no effect at all, and Li Guo was made into a soup chicken without any suspense, wet all over, and white water vapor was bubbling in the cold wind.

"I ......" Li Guo looked at himself blankly: "Is there a mistake......

And after the water explosion, the big turtle's head suddenly stretched out again: "You are not allowed to tell anyone." Otherwise, I'll go to your house tomorrow to pee. ”

The wet Li Guo rolled his eyes, looked at the big water monster that had no sense of mystery at all, and nodded weakly: "Okay...... Promise not to say. Can I tell my dad? ”

"No, no, no!" The big turtle looked frightened: "I can't tell my father!" I'm going to be scolded. ”

"It's my dad, not your dad." Li Guo corrected the wrong view of the big turtle: "It's my dad." ”

The big turtle seemed to struggle with the question of whose father it was. struggled for a long time, maybe it didn't struggle to find a reason, so it shook its head decisively: "No one's dad can say!" ”

Li Guo couldn't do anything about it, so he waved his hand again and again: "Okay...... Let's not talk about the total. ”

The big turtle didn't speak, just nodded, and slowly dived down again, and the pool water once again turned into a clear spring without waves, and the moonlight emitted silver-white fish scale ripples on it.

It seems that except for the soaked clothes on Li Guo's body, there is no proof of the existence or appearance of that big guy at all.

Li Guo twisted the water on his clothes, his body was soaking wet, and even his underwear was dripping, looking as embarrassed as he was.

"Xianggong, have you noticed?" Mo Chou gently helped Li Guo wring the water, and at the same time said to Li Guo: "That Xuan Turtle seems to have something wrong when he mentioned your name. ”

Li Guo shrugged: "I was the overlord of this generation when I was a child, maybe it was bullied by me when it turned into a human to play with us." ”

"Bragging." Mo Chou smiled and took off Li Guo's coat, put it in his hand and dried it with true qi: "Who can bully it." The unsheath is not sure to penetrate its shell. ”

Li Guo shrugged, took the coat that had been dried by Mo Chou, and took off the clothes inside and put it in Mo Chou's hand: "Who knows, don't you think this guy is wrong from the beginning?" It's a mythical beast anyway, but you see how it looks like a mythical beast. ”

Mo Chou nodded approvingly, and pointed to Li Guo's pants: "Xianggong, take it off." ”

Li Guo was stunned for a moment, covering his belt buckle: "This is not good......

Mo Chou's face flushed slightly: "What does it matter, Mo Chou has also seen what he should see, not to mention that Xianggong will resist Mo Chou's ...... hard every night."

Li Guo suddenly coughed in embarrassment, although what Mo Chou said was the truth, but hearing this kind of words from Mo Chou's mouth still made Li Guo feel uncomfortable from the bottom of his bones. It feels like Li Guo is a perverted pervert who wants to be dissatisfied.

However, Li Guo couldn't resist Mo Chou's temper, so he could only be obedient, took off his pants, put them in Mo Chou's hand, and covered the key point with one hand: "Mo Chou, who do you say this guy raised here?" ”

Speaking...... Li Guo was suddenly stunned: "This reminds me of our big cat that can grow to fifteen floors, I also wanted to dig a puddle for it to live in by itself......"

Mo Chou covered his mouth and smiled stupidly: "This may be a great power who has the same idea as you." ”

Li Guo tilted his head and thought for a while: "It's unrealistic, my thoughts have always been very detached from reality, except that my father can always coincide with me...... Is it my daddy? No, my dad is more ordinary than me, except for when I was a child, I often saw him practice fitness ball in the yard and occasionally go to be a ticket holder of Huangmei Opera, I didn't see him have any special functions. ”

"Don't worry." Mo Chou shrugged his shoulders and handed his pants back to Li Guo, and pointed to Li Guo's underwear, and said delicately: "Xianggong...... Take it off. ”

Li Guo: "......"

It was almost four o'clock after the two went home to take a bath, and although it was late in winter, Li Guo could already smell the smell of firewood from the surrounding residents who got up early to make stoves with wooden sticks.

"It's late." Li Guo whispered to Mo Chou, who was pillowing his arm, "Go to bed early." ”

After finishing speaking, Li Guo sighed: "I really can't bite in the future, I will die of pain......"

Mo Chou hummed in a low voice, covered his head with the quilt, and his cheeks were hot: "Good night, Xianggong......"

The next day, I didn't know what time it was, Li Guo was suddenly awakened by an inexplicable noise, Mo Chou had long been missing, picked up the watch on the bedside and looked at the time, and found that it was already more than one o'clock in the afternoon.

Li Guo was wearing pajamas, with messy hair, and opened the door: "Why is it so noisy, and let ......"

Li Guo couldn't go on halfway through speaking, because he saw a man sitting on the sofa, playing chess and drinking tea with Guo's father.

This man is very burly, with a Chinese face, and a sad face...... "You stinky chess basket." Guo's father also teased the man: "If you dare to challenge me, you can't live if you do your own evil." ”

The burly man gritted his teeth, his face pale: "Can't you let me?" ”

"There are no fathers and sons on the chessboard. If you are my own father, I will not let you. Guo's father's expression was smug, and then he looked up at Li Guo who came out of the room: "Go and brush your teeth and wash your face." ”

"This ...... This ......" Li Guo pointed to the bird father on the rattan chair: "This ......"

"Got it." Father Bird raised his eyes and looked at Li Guo: "It's not clear to my daughter." ”

Li Guo didn't dare to ask any more, but he was very curious about why his father knew such a shocking monster as Bird Dad, and it seemed that the relationship between the two was not bad. And why did Daddy Bird come all the way from Yanjing to here, only one day later than Li Guo?

After washing, when Li Guo returned to the living room, the two people playing chess had already quarreled. It seems that the quarrel is very fierce, roughly as if the bird father wants to regret the chess, and the father of the fruit does not agree with him to regret the chess.

"Li Guo, come here!" Guo's father called Li Guo over: "You play with this old ass, Lao Tzu doesn't play anymore, what a bullshit character." ”

"I'm not afraid of you." Father Bird also twisted his eyebrows and patted the cushion: "Come, boy." ”

Li Guo sighed, and sat down on the mat with a sullen head: "I promise you to regret chess......

"That's a good guy." Father Bird diligently re-placed the flag, and at the same time raised his head to look at Daddy Guo: "Look, you learn from your son." ”

"Learn a fart, sooner or later I'll let my son stab your daughter." Guo Dad was really open-mouthed: "Give birth to a skewer and disgust you for the rest of your life." ”

Skewer ...... Li Guo is so helpless...... But...... Why would Guo Dad face a monster so calmly, and he didn't seem to mind Li Guo and Bird Essence playing indecently...... "If you have the ability, you can do it." Bird Father smoked five yuan of white sand, and when there was no Bird Mother, he was like an old rascal: "As long as you dare to give birth, I dare to take it." ”

Li Guo couldn't say a word, he just looked up and looked around: "What about the others......

"Went shopping." Father Bird seemed to be in a good mood: "No way, my little bird is making trouble, my head is big, and I will go to your house for the New Year this year." ”

New Year's ...... This term is so rare. Li Guo suddenly deeply felt that the strangeness of the bird essence was not unfounded, it seemed to be heredity, heredity!

When playing chess, Li Guo also discovered one thing, that is, Daddy Bird is really a stinky chess basket, and his skills are so stinky that Daddy Bird's spirit is a bunch, no wonder Daddy Guo loses his temper.

However, Guo Dad's chess products are not necessarily any better, obviously Li Guo and Bird Father are playing chess, but Guo Dad is holding a purple clay pot and swaying back and forth, constantly on the side of the "horse eight into seven, cannon two into five, rook nine into eight, rook two into five" moves.

However, even with Guo's father on the side, plus Bird's father repented of the twenty-five moves, Li Guo still won a game perfectly, and several pawns all crossed the river...... "I wiped the ......" Bird's father pushed the chess: "Don't play, it's uncomfortable!" ”

Li Guo also got the reward he deserved, a bottle of Nutrition Express ...... "Dad...... Is our family the Li family after all! Li Guo held back his words, and after drinking a bottle of milk, he finally couldn't help it: "Otherwise, how would you know him......"

Guo Dad raised his head with a smile: "Li family? Aren't you surnamed Li? ”

"Dad......" Li Guo called helplessly: "Can you not run the train?" Let's talk about it. ”

"Yes and no." Guo Dad smiled strangely: "Yes, Uncle Bird." ”

Father Bird nodded: "Why don't you tell the child?" ”

"I'm afraid he has a low IQ and can't understand it......" Guo Dad's expression was very sincere and embarrassed: "It's really ......"

Li Guo gritted his teeth and pointed out the window: "Yesterday!" I saw the turtle! ”

As he spoke, Li Guo secretly apologized to the big turtle, and then continued: "It said that you are!" ”

"Oh, I said......" Guo's father slapped his thigh: "That little Wang Ba ......"

Father Bird laughed, then stood up, tidied up his clothes, and patted Li Guo's shoulder with both hands: "I'll tell you." ”

Guo Dad was shocked: "Don't ......"

"To be exact, the Li family is only up to your grandfather's generation." Father Bird turned his head and looked at Daddy Guo: "Little rabbit cub, if it weren't for you, the Li family wouldn't be broken." ”

Guo Dad took a sip of tea and said with a hippie smile: "For the common people, what is it to give up the Li family." ”

"It's so righteous to say less." Father Bird said, and looked at Li Guo again: "Each generation of the head of the Li family has a town guard spirit beast, I am your grandfather's spirit beast, your Aunt Bird is your grandfather's spirit beast, and that stupid Wang Ba is your father." ”

"How do you talk!" Guo Dad was furious on the spot: "You are the stupid king." ”

Li Guo was so troubled by them, and he was so smoky and inexplicable: "What...... What the? ”

After asking, Li Guo's mind began to diverge, he looked at Father Bird carefully, and then asked, "That is to say...... Your daughter is mine...... That what? ”

"The beauty of thought." Father Bird glanced at Li Guo: "I am me, she is her." The guardian beast is that you are in an equal relationship. ”

Guo Dad snorted: "Fart, which year didn't I give you a New Year's greeting?" ”

"You're a junior, okay?" After Father Bird finished speaking, Li Guo's shoulder on the first floor leaned into his ear and said, "Your father is a master." ”

"Liar......" Li Guo retorted without thinking about it.

Suddenly accelerate the plot and meet the **...... Butterfly ......

(To be continued)