Yuzhou is a small city, the place is not big, there are not many resources, the land is not good, the people are not outstanding, from ancient times to thousands of years, the celebrities who have been counted on one hand are too much.

Wang Ke is a mortal like his name, his name is like his city, he is neither amazing and gorgeous, nor is he rich and rich. finally got a bachelor's degree in gold-balm, and after four years of confusion, he entered a small private company in Yuzhou and became a small white-collar worker in the city.

However, the small white-collar workers in Yuzhou are not one or two points worse than the white-collar workers in cities such as S City and B City, not to mention that there is no petty bourgeoisie like others, and the income is not even as much as that of some migrant workers in big cities.

Go to bed early and get up early every day, go out early and return late, tired and tired, after a month, Wang Kefan can also earn 2,000 yuan, planing out rent, water, electricity, and food expenses, barely so that he will not die poor in the world.

Fortunately, Wang Kefan is not a man with great ambitions, he is very peaceful and guards the current state of life, and he does not dare to think about the future.

The only hope is to save money for another ten years, strive to make a down payment on the house before the age of 35, find a relatively young, beautiful and decent woman to marry and have children, and then continue to live the rest of your life in a mess.

But suddenly on this day, a small golden teapot completely changed the trajectory of Wang Kefan's life.

First of all, the company manager asked the honest Wang Kefan to help him buy tea, of course, the money to buy tea must be paid by Wang Kefan first.

Although Wang Kefan is honest, he is not stupid, the manager asked him to go to the best tea store in Yuzhou city to buy it, and he naturally won't listen to this kind of nonsense.

So Wang Kefan casually walked into a supermarket and bought 2 packs of cottage good tea, anyway, the manager's stomach was full of grass, and he couldn't taste good tea at all. The packaging bag of the "grade high-grade tea" font size is sufficient.

However, Wang Kefan didn't expect to buy tea and there was an accident, when the front desk paid the bill, the waiter was very happy to hold Wang Kefan's hand and said Mr. You won the lottery.

Wang Kefan was stunned for a moment, then saw the waiter take out a carton from under the counter and hand it to Wang Kefan, saying that because he was the 100,000th customer since the supermarket opened, he would give a gift.

Wang Kefan was about to open the carton and saw the golden teapot inside, so he couldn't help but open his mouth and ask, "Pure gold?" ”

The waiter shook his head with a smile and said, "Gilded." ”

Wang Kefan breathed a sigh of relief, it was good to gild, otherwise God knows what kind of scam he encountered.

The waiter said, "When you take it back and use it, it's best to wash it first, and listen to our boss say that this teapot has been sitting for some years." ”

Wang Kefan listened to the friendly prompt of the waiter, nodded, and walked out of the supermarket.

When I returned to the company, I handed the tea to the manager, and the straw bag manager really only glanced at the package, then tore open the packaging, poured the tea into the tea can, grabbed a large handful, and washed it with hot water.

The hot white smoke came up, and the smell of tea was gone, but the manager still put his nose close to the teacup very affectionately, took a long sniff, and sighed: "Good tea." ”

Wang Kefan couldn't help but laugh, and sighed secretly in his heart: "Pretend. Force. ”

After mixing for a long time and finishing the work at hand, Wang Kefan was about to leave, but saw the straw bale manager coming over, still holding an unopened bag of tea in his hand. He smiled and handed the tea to Wang Kefan, and said, "Xiao Wang, I've worked hard these days, you can take this bag of tea back and drink it." ”

Wang Kefan pursed his lips and scolded secretly in his heart: "Uncle. Yes, this tea was originally bought by Lao Tzu with money! But there was a contented smile on his face.

The straw bale manager nodded with satisfaction, patted Wang Kefan's shoulder and said, "Xiao Wang, the boss will come over to take a look in a few days, if he asks anything, you have to tell the truth!" ”

Wang Kefan said with a loyal face: "Manager, don't worry, I will definitely not tell half a lie!" ”

"Huh." The straw bale manager pretended to be profound again, patted Wang Kefan's shoulder twice, turned around and walked two steps, and walked back and said, "Xiao Wang, wait for the evening, let's go and sing together, we haven't gone out to play together after working for so long." ”

Wang Kefan slandered in his heart that even the money for meals was almost gone, and there was a bullshit who went out to be chic, but he said: "Manager, listen to you." ”

The manager nodded and said, "In this case, everyone will make up 100 yuan later." ”

Wang Kefan smiled and watched the straw bale manager leave, silently scolding his son for not farting. Eyes and so on.

Holding a computer bag in his left hand and a tea caddy in his right hand, Wang Kefan sat on the bus, very painful. was siphoned off 100 yuan by the bullshit manager, and this month I have to eat a few more pickles to make steamed buns.

"Or when the boss comes to check in a few days, he will report it directly with his real name and tear his face with Ya?"

This thought was just a flash, Wang Kefan, who was cautious, immediately shook his head, he glanced at the gold-plated teapot in his hand, and comforted himself: "Forget it, just spend 100 yuan to buy a bag of tea and a teapot, although it is gold-plated, but it looks like a valuable thing, these days, good-looking things are valuable......

Wang Kefan thought about it, raised his head unconsciously, and saw the little white face on the car TV who was twisting around and singing an inexplicable song, and there was a burst of envy in his heart: "Lao Tzu is also a little white face, why can't he rely on selling. Face alive? ”

Wang Kefan is indeed not bad-looking, but in these years, there are more people who are not bad-looking, and he has to have a little talent and a little way to eat with his face. Wang Kefan knew this truth, so he sighed even more. Who made him born with incomplete tones?

I got out of the car and went back to the 20-square-meter rental house.

When I entered the door, it was almost a bed.

After putting the bag down, Wang Kefan didn't take the computer out of the bag. Because there is no broadband in the house, as for wireless, Wang Kefan is even more reluctant to report.

His stomach was not hungry, and he had nothing to do, Wang Kefan thought about it, picked up the golden teapot, and rubbed it twice.

As a result, the spout of the pot eerily spewed out a puff of black smoke.

Wang Kefan screamed in fright, threw the teapot directly on the bed, and just turned around to run, but heard a voice behind him.

"Mortal, I can grant you three wishes!"

Wang Kefan stopped, his movements were stiff like a robot, and he turned his head mechanically. The guy who was half smoked and half floating in the air suddenly opened his mouth like a great white shark.

"Aladdin God. Lamp? ”

The monster nodded and said, "That's right, I'm the lamp monster in the magic lamp, and I can fulfill your three wishes." ”

Wang Kefan said with an incredulous face: "There is no reason! If there were such a thing, humans would have landed on Mars a long time ago! ”

The lantern monster ignored Wang Kefan's surprise, and said indifferently: "Every time I appear, I can only stay for no more than three minutes." ”

Wang Kefan didn't have time to dwell on what was going on with this lantern monster, he gritted his teeth and decided to simply be ruthless.

"My first wish is to have countless wishes!"

The lantern monster stared at Wang Kefan for a few seconds, then closed his eyes and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "You have already made your first wish, but I can't help you achieve it, you still have two more chances to make a wish." ”

Wang Kefan suddenly felt bitter in his heart, he knew that it was better to let Bill Gates swap bodies with himself!

After thinking for a while, Wang Kefan understood that his wish that was too beyond reality would definitely not be realized, and looking at the way of this lamp monster, I am afraid that there is no possibility of making himself the richest man in the world - Wang Kefan is only afraid that if he says this, this thing will directly move a mountain made of diamonds to himself, and then Wang Kefan will have to accept it.

It can't be external, it's easy to leak, and you can only start from yourself......

Wang Kefan was thinking about it, and the lantern monster prompted again: "There are still 90 seconds." ”

Wang Kefan was ruthless and said, "I want a perfect body." ”

The lantern monster was stunned for a moment and asked, "How perfect do you want to be?" ”

"All aspects of physical fitness have reached the peak of human beings, and the functions of all organs and tissues in the body are maintained in the best condition."

The lantern monster actually stared at Wang Kefan somewhere and showed a lewd smile.

Wang Kefan was speechless for a while, and the lamp monster said a few words silently, and a golden light suddenly smashed into his body.

"Mortal, your second wish has been granted."

Wang Kefan didn't feel any change in himself at all, and asked the lantern monster: "You didn't shake me, did you?" ”

The lantern monster replied, "Thirty seconds left." ”

Wang Kefan gasped, took two steps back and forth, and when there was only a dozen seconds left, he shouted repeatedly: "I want the unparalleled surname Wu in the world." ”

"What do you mean?"

"That's it...... No matter what you learn, just watch and listen to it once, and you can learn it right away! ”

The lantern monster looked embarrassed.

Wang Kefan yelled: "What are you doing? ”

The lantern monster couldn't stand Wang Kefan's disdainful eyes, and said, "As you wish, but the effect is not good, you can't blame me!" ”

As he spoke, another golden light appeared.

Beep~

The lantern monster finished his work and slipped back into the teapot.

The teapot that was originally a golden mountain turned a dark yellow color at this time.

Wang Kefan was a little incredulous of what had just happened, he tiptoed to the side of the bed, trembled and picked up the teapot, opened the lid and saw that it was empty.

"Hallucinations?"

Wang Kefan hesitated for a while, but still felt that this thing was weird. So he got up and walked out of the house, went to a nearby scrap yard, and gave the teapot.

The scrap collector said, "1 piece!" ”

Wang Kefan nodded, handed over the money with one hand and delivered the goods with the other, and the teapot with the lamp monster fell into the world again. According to legend, after a thousand years, the lantern monster will never see the sky again.