This time of meditation, Zhao Tianyou once again discharged some filth, although it is better than last time, I don't know how many times, but it is inevitable to take a bath again.

After taking a bath again, Zhao Tianyou collapsed on the bed, with a very strange feeling, he felt that his body was so tired that it almost fell apart, but his brain did not have a strong feeling of exhaustion, and there was even a little excitement.

What is the situation?

After discovering the question in Zhao Tianyou's mind, Lu Bu explained: "This is because the level of your divine soul has increased. ”

Level up? How does it sound like playing a game?

"So what level am I now?" Zhao Tianyou asked curiously.

"The strength of the divine soul is not so simple to divide by how many levels."

"Can you barely divide it? How else do I know how much I've improved? ”

"If you were barely divided, if you were one at the beginning, then you would be ten now."

"Wow, it's multiplied tenfold in just a few days. Am I the legendary genius? Zhao Tianyou scratched his head excitedly.

"The reason why you are improving so fast is not because of how talented you are, but because of your low base."

Lu Bu really did not give up any opportunity to step on Zhao Tianyou.

"If I want to become as strong as you, then how much should my spirit level be?"

Regarding Lu Bu's complaints, Zhao Tianyou has a tendency to become numb.

"Conservatively, it should be above a million."

As soon as Lu Bu said this, Zhao Tianyou immediately hung his head and was silent, he had to face it painfully, he had nothing to do with genius at all.

"Don't talk to me if it's okay in the future."

Zhao Tianyou pulled the quilt over unhappily and put it on his head.

Lying down for a while, Zhao Tianyou couldn't sleep, so he simply got up, turned on the computer, and directly opened QQ's chat room in the same city, and then chose Hongdu and went in.

Why did you enter Hongdu instead of Jinjiang City? The reason is very simple, Jinjiang City is not developed enough, there are not so many people surfing the Internet, and there are naturally very few people in the chat room in the same city at this hour.

And Hongdu is the capital of Gannan no matter what, no matter what time of day, the number of people in the chat room is quite large.

What happened to the third watch in the middle of the night into the chat room in the same city, I think everyone understands.

What did you say? You don't understand? Ouch, don't pretend to be pure too much, pretend to be pure and be wheeled, dear.

Although he has just turned eighteen years old, as a precocious person who has been observing and studying in the chat room at the age of twelve, Zhao Tianyou's qualifications in the chat room are definitely senior.

As a veteran, Zhao Tianyou opened Baidu very skillfully after successfully entering the chat room in the same city of Hongdu.

What do you want to do with Baidu? Look for a decent screen name.

Many people don't realize that in online chat, the first sentence you say is actually your nickname. So, choosing a name is definitely not a trivial matter, but a very, very important thing that, to a large extent, can even determine your success or failure in web chat.

If you treat your screen name sloppily, then the end is that you are directly filtered out by mm like grass, just imagine, suppose you take a screen name Zhao Eryong, do you think there will be mm to bird you?

What's the most important thing about choosing a screen name? Three principles!

First, each word seems simple and easy to understand.

Some people acquire their names in order to show that they are educated, as if they are afraid of being recognized.

Zhao Tianyou once saw someone once named himself "charming hesitation" in the chat room, and he was chatting desperately

The room swiped the screen, but even the ghost ignored him.

How? Isn't there a few mm in the Chinese department that can type these four characters completely accurately? I can't even type your name, so how can others be embarrassed to greet you?

If you want to pretend to be literary and artistic, please go to Douban, okay? It's not for you to come to such a dusty place in the same city chat room.

Second, be sure not to add inexplicable symbols.

Some second-class people are afraid that others will not know that he is naïve and superficial, so they desperately add symbols to their names.

Zhao Tian has also seen a person who once named himself "ヤ恛メ憶ヤ", and he is also desperately swiping the screen in the chat room, but there are indeed many people talking to him, but they are basically teasing him, no matter whether they are men or women, no one really takes him seriously.

Please, could you please figure it out, does this kind of random name have any meaning other than that you are very brainless, very childish and superficial? Which woman will take care of you seriously?

Some people may be unconvinced and say, no, many girls take such random symbolic names, and they are very popular, why can't I?

My brother, a woman is brainless, superficial, and naïve, and for a man who just wants to take her, are they all advantages, okay? But will there be a woman who feels brainless, superficial, and naïve, which is also a man's virtue?

Third, after each simple word is strung together, it must appear extraordinarily meaningful.

Each word looks very simple, but when it is connected together, it is very flavorful, and this is learning. Those who can master this kind of knowledge are usually veterans in the chat room, such as Zhao Tianyou.

Take a name that Zhao Tianyou once took "always smoking in the early hours of the morning" as an example.

You see, each of these six words is very simple and easy to understand, isn't it?

Always, early in the morning, smoking, these three words are nothing on their own, very ordinary things, but when they are put together, they suddenly seem to have a special charm, is there any?

Always smoking in the early hours of the morning, just six words, all of a sudden the image of a melancholy, sentimental, and story-telling man is outlined, is there any?

As a natural curiosity, the natural mother's love is overflowing as soon as they see this name, they will instinctively wonder, why is he smoking in the early hours of the morning, and is it all, is there any?

The answer is, yes, it's just too much.

Zhao Tianyou was overwhelmed in the chat room that night, and MM constantly took the initiative to speak to him, which made him busy and overwhelmed.

Okay, let's get back to business, anyway, Zhao Tianyou searched hard in Baidu for a while, and finally fell in love with a screen name. It's the name of a rocker's album called - "I can't sit next to you sadly".

This screen name determines that Zhao Tianyou can only sit in the chat room and wait for others to come to the door automatically, and cannot take the initiative to flirt with others.

Hey, can you talk? If you say that, what's so sad about it?

After a short while, a mm named "Pink Beauty" took the initiative to come up, "Hey, can you talk?" ”

This made Zhao Tianyou very proud, and he achieved a good result tonight.

"What is there to say?"

You have to use this kind of rhetorical question that seems to be indifferent in order to match the feeling of this screen name, otherwise how can you have a sad fan?

"One hundred and fifty-one times, five hundred nights, is it okay?"

Zhao Tianyou's face darkened, and he slapped the keyboard with great indignation, "Nima, do you give it to me?" ”

"Or, for your sake, I'll give you an eighty-percent discount?"

The other party hesitated for a moment and replied.

"My brother is so sad, and I still want to make my brother's money, is the current young lady so unsurnamed as you?"

Zhao Tianyou continued to slap the keyboard with great indignation.

"No matter how sad the man is, after being served by Miss Ben, he is only left with a silver smile."

Faced with a worker with such a sense of humor, Zhao Tianyou was really powerless to resist, and he didn't even have the courage to type the word "roll", so he could only silently block her.

In the next five minutes, only two mm took the initiative to talk to Zhao Tianyou, one of which Zhao Tianyou knew at a glance that it was a ladyboy dressed as a woman, and the other was still a young lady.

This made Zhao Tianyou very frustrated, could it be that this screen name is not so good?

Just when Zhao Tianyou was hesitating whether to search for a new screen name again, a person named "Hollow Valley Youlan" sent him a sentence, "You also like this song?" ”

As soon as you hear this, you know that people have really heard this song.

If you are a little inexperienced, you must be in a hurry at this time.

However, who is Zhao Tianyou? Veteran!

I saw Zhao Tianyou knock out a word very calmly, "Hmm!" ”

Then I quickly pulled out Baidu and quickly started searching for everything about this song, this album, and everything about this singer.

Baidu is in hand, I have it in the world, who is afraid of whom?

Why can't a modern man marry a wife? There will always be only one answer, he will not learn to use Baidu!

Of course, when it comes to music, Douban is also an indispensable second tool.

Therefore, in addition to opening Baidu, Zhao Tianyou also quickly opened Douban and directly searched for comments on this song.

"I like this song very much, Zuo Xiaozu is a very lonely singer, I can't imagine that I can find like-minded people here."

When the other party knocked on this sentence, Zhao Tianyou just found a comment on this song, and then shamelessly changed a comment from others and copied it directly, "Genius musicians in history usually gradually become introverted after the initial amazement, and its most prominent feature is to weaken the chorus part and highlight the overall narrative of the song. ”

"You have a deep understanding of this song, and I'm ashamed of myself."

Nonsense, Baidu on my left hand, Douban on my right, if you are defeated, you will be undefeated in the East," I can't talk about understanding, it's just a little personal emotion. ”

"Are you married?"

Wow, asking such a ** question so quickly? Zhao Tianyou was faintly proud, it seems that this mm was really shocked by himself.

"No, people who like solitude are not suitable for marriage, what about you?"

"It's over, but I don't love him."

Zhao Tianyou's expression was very serious, and his brain teaser came, when a wife, in the early hours of the morning, told you that she didn't love her husband, what did this mean? How to answer that?

It is necessary to be united, nervous, serious, lively, and think about things solemnly.

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