"If you don't love, then why don't you get a divorce?"

After thinking about it for a long time, he still only came up with such an old-fashioned answer, which made Zhao Tianyou feel a little frustrated. This level of answer is too far from the amazing level, but you can't keep the other person waiting.

No one is omnipotent, who calls my brother only eighteen years old, how can I understand the short things in the family.

With such a self-comforting mood, Zhao Tianyou knocked out the answer like this.

"Not everyone can live as authentically as you do."

"Wait a minute, I'll light a cigarette."

Wife, melancholy type, after Zhao Tianyou made a precise position on "Hollow Valley Youlan", he casually sent a word to delay time, and then immediately called up a folder that he had prepared.

This is a folder named by Zhao Tianyou after the "Internet Pickle Girl Rescue Manual".

This folder is based on Zhao Tianyou's many years of practical experience in online chatting, and collects various practical and effective chat materials and related skills from the Internet.

The text in the entire folder is as high as more than 2 million words in total, all of which are real dry goods without any water.

If this folder is found by Zhao Tianyou's teacher, he will definitely cry bitterly and burst into tears, if he has the spirit of taking notes in class, what Harvard, Oxford, it will all be floating clouds.

It's a pity that Zhao Tianyou will never use this kind of perseverance and delicate mentality to keep a notebook in class.

In this folder, there are dozens of documents, named after "Rescue the Strong Woman", "Rescue the Daughter", "Rescue the Lonely White Collar" and so on.

Zhao Tianyou quickly found the document ranked 26th - "Rescue Wife".

Opening this document, Zhao Tianyou first checked the directory and found the ninth classification entry between "open wife" and "world-weary wife" - "melancholy wife".

"Page one hundred and two."

Zhao Tianyou read silently, and with the speed of playing dota, he pulled to the one hundred and second page.

It begins with a review of what a melancholic wife is.

This one doesn't work, skip it.

Next, there is another subdivision of melancholic wives - melancholic wives are, in principle, divided into three categories: melancholy wives who have lost their sense of existence, melancholy wives who have lost their sense of security, and melancholy wives who have lost the nourishment of love.

A melancholy wife who has lost her sense of existence usually has no career, and her relationship with her husband has entered a dull period, she does not feel the passion of life, she feels unnoticed and worthless in life, she feels disconnected from society, and has a considerable degree of inferiority complex.

What this type of wife needs most is attention and praise, as well as a sense of identification that seems extremely religious.

Therefore, for this type of wife, when she catches her attention with a new and exciting topic, she will find subtle details in her words to express her focused care, and at the same time discover any shining point in her words to praise......

No, this woman is not like this, don't waste time, keep looking.

A melancholy married woman who is insecure......

This one isn't right either, and then the next one.

A melancholy wife who has lost the nourishment of love.

Well, that's right, that's it, hurry up and see.

Generally speaking, the need for love in modern Chinese women is much higher than in the past, and there are usually only three possibilities for a melancholy wife who has lost the nourishment of love and can continue to maintain the relationship between husband and wife......

While looking at the information, Zhao Tianyou began to type with "Hollow Valley Youlan" in accordance with the spirit written on the information, "Is there a child?" Still can't give up his power or money? ”

"Hollow Valley Youlan" was silent for a while, and then replied, "Are you always so sharp and direct when chatting with others?" ”

"I think you've tasted enough of the bitterness of forced laughter and hypocrisy, right? In that case, why bother to let a stranger like me be false to you? Wouldn't that be a waste of your time? ”

"Well, you won...... Neither, he used to do my family a great favor. ”

Oh, it turns out that it belongs to the third case, the retribution type.

Zhao Tianyou nodded, and began to flip through the information again, what should I say next.

The general chat partner, Zhao Tianyou is enough to deal with it by himself, but the wife or something, it's too reluctant, I don't know how to answer without looking at the information.

At this moment, he saw the hollow valley Youlan knock another sentence, "It's a pleasure to meet you, this is probably the only thing that deserves to make me happy this week." Good bye. ”

"Damn, isn't it, my brother has been chatting with you for so long, and you actually ......"

Zhao Tianyou was very indignant, and almost wanted to say that if you want to leave, you can leave Q.

However, looking at his screen name, Zhao Tianyou was intimidated, sad people will not take the initiative to ask for other people's Q.

So, I could only sigh helplessly, "It's so unlucky tonight." ”

Then, in the input field, he typed the sentence, "I wish you happiness and goodbye." ”

As soon as he finished saying this, he was about to go offline sad and tired, when he saw "Hollow Valley Youlan" knock another sentence, "Thank you, will you come here again in the future?" ”

As soon as he saw this, Zhao Tianyou, who was originally full of sadness and tears, suddenly laughed evilly, as soon as this sentence came over, he knew that there was a great opportunity.

"No, I don't like to come to this kind of place, today is the first time, and it should be the last."

Is it possible for Ben Shuai to tell you that my brother will come to the same city chat room if he is fine? Doesn't that tell you that my brother is an empty, boring and unpromising frustrated man?

"Hollow Valley Youlan" hesitated again, and knocked over a string of numbers, "91238, if you have time, add my Q." ”

After speaking, "Hollow Valley Youlan" went offline without waiting for Zhao Tianyou to reply.

Zhao Tianyou slapped his hands happily, tonight's success speed is better than before, my brother's technology of hooking up mm on the Internet is becoming more and more perfect, and I really worship myself too much.

However, when he entered this 91238 in the QQ search bar and checked the information of this QQ, he found that in this QQ, except for the surname and the nickname "Hollow Valley Youlan", there was no other information, no Zhi, no photos, and even no signature.

What's going on? The enemy situation is unknown.

Zhao Tianyou hesitated, if this is an ugly girl, wouldn't it be a dream shattered?

Zhao Tianyou looked at this avatar again, it was a small yellow fish, and he remembered that the information said that the female surname that usually uses this kind of avatar has only a 9.7% chance of being a beauty.

I'm fork, this probability is a little low.

Alas, what to do? To add or not to add? That's a problem.

Zhao Tianyou stood up and paced back and forth hesitantly.

Just when Zhao Tianyou was hesitating, his door suddenly opened, startling him.

When he looked up, it was his father Zhao Xuefeng who came in.

"Why did you go to the same city chat room again? What's the point of being in this kind of chat room, and how about a good chat? Send a photo, if it's ugly, you feel like you've been bitten by a dinosaur and you're grief-stricken; It's nice to send a photo, a video, and you find that the photos of women on the Internet can't be believed at all, and you are grief-stricken; As soon as the video was connected, I found that it was very good-looking, and then people took a look at you as a little boy and immediately ignored you, and you were still grief-stricken; It just so happens that the other party is also a little girl, and it is really a little beauty, look at you, make an appointment with you, and you dare not meet people, you are still grief-stricken. Tell me about you, why should you waste your time all day doing this kind of thing that makes you have to grief? If you have this time, you can just go downstairs and turn a few heels to exercise. ”

Zhao Xuefeng said as he walked to Zhao Tianyou's computer and tried to target his conversation in the computer.

Zhao Tianyou hurriedly stretched out his hand, turned off the monitor, and then yelled at Zhao Xuefeng: "Dad, are you a little ashamed?" If it weren't for the pocket money you give me every month, which is only enough to feed the rats, I wouldn't dare to go to people asking me to meet? Are you going to let me meet people and eat ice cream on the side of the street? Nima said it, I was going to cry like rain, your son and I have never missed a beat since I was sixteen years old, in the chat room in the same city of Hongdu. But my brother has never gone out to meet netizens, who the hell believes it? You gave me such a sad life, I gave you such a strong life, if I were you, I would have hurried to squat in the small dark room to review my father. How can there be a crooked face here? ”

"You kid......"

Zhao Xuefeng said, stretching out a hand, which was his habitual action that he couldn't say Zhao Tianyou. If there is no accident, the five fingers of this hand will soon turn Zhao Tianyou's ears a few times.

Zhao Tianyou, who knew each other very well, flashed past Zhao Xuefeng, fled to the door, opened the door, and left a way to escape, and pointed at Zhao Xuefeng sternly, "You hypocritical Mingzhu leader, who usually laughs with our voters, at a critical moment, it exposes your cruel side of reading, you are so shameful, I despise you." ”

Usually at this time, Zhao Xuefeng will not talk to Zhao Tianyou at all, but will only chase Zhao Tianyou all over the house like a mouse, until he screws his ears and twists him into a grinning tooth and completely tames.

But today, Zhao Xuefeng didn't do this, he pulled a chair and sat down, "Okay, don't make trouble, you sit down, I'm going to talk to you about business." ”

"What's wrong?"

Seeing Zhao Xuefeng so serious, Zhao Tianyou was suddenly a little stunned in his heart, and he didn't dare to be naughty anymore, so he sat opposite Zhao Xuefeng obediently.

"I heard Zhang Yang's mother say, you blackmailed other classmates at school?"

As soon as Zhao Xuefeng's words fell, Zhao Tianyou chuckled in his heart and scolded secretly: "Zhang Yang has this big mouth." ”

"Dad, that classmate is not a good person......

Before Zhao Tianyou finished speaking, he was interrupted by his father, "I have already caught Zhang Yang and asked about the specific situation, you are asking about the medical expenses."

In the name of the man, right? ”

Zhao Tianyou thought that Zhang Yang must not have told Zhao Xuefeng the truth, so he quickly nodded, "Yes, I am asking Zhang Yang for the medical expenses, do you know?" A group of them surrounded Zhang Yang and beat ...... Dad, don't look at Zhang Yang as if he's fine, we went to the hospital for a check-up, and he has internal injuries...... So ......"

"Don't rush to explain, I don't blame you." Zhao Xuefeng shook his hand and interrupted Zhao Tianyou's words again.

"Then ...... you" Zhao Tianyou was confused.

"Zhang Yang said, that person took 10,000, and you each took 5,000, right?"

"Hmm." Zhao Tianyou pretended to be honest and nodded violently.

As soon as he nodded, he saw Zhao Xuefeng stretch out his hand and said unceremoniously: "Take two thousand." ”

The pure Zhao Tianyou was stunned!

The son is blackmailing, Lao Tzu is not well educated, and he has to sit on the ground to share the spoils, Nima, what family was this born in?!

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