In the next two days when the lily appeared and disappeared, Li Guo fully enjoyed the feeling of vacation. No annoying phone calls, no annoying trifles.

Most of the time is spent in the leisurely sunbathing and the chatter of the birds, peaceful and peaceful. In the process, he asked his father more than once what was the unfinished business of those flowers, and what was the responsibility of the Li family.

But the answers are always strange, such as "they want to destroy all mankind, they want to conquer the whole universe, they want to occupy the rare earth mines ...... Inner Mongolia" and "What we have to do is to contribute to [***], we are the successors of [***]." "Blah blah.

At the beginning of listening, Li Guo could still spit out a few words, but no matter how godly he complained, he couldn't bear Guo Dad's iron-like insistence, so every time it ended in Li Guo's defeat.

Of course, Daddy Bird has been back twice in the past two days and has brought his baby daughter all kinds of strange foods such as AD calcium milk, growing up happy brand multivitamins and grimace doo. didn't take into account that his baby daughter was more than 100 years old, and every time she left, she would tell her a thousand words.

"Don't go down into the river to swim." "Don't climb trees." "Don't steal people's fruit." "Don't fight with others." "Eat obediently." "Wash your hands before eating and after using the toilet......

In Li Guo's opinion, this is outrageous enough, but what is even more outrageous is ...... Toriko Jing actually did it safely, and often participated in the freak girl duo of Aoi and Xiaoxin Girl, sharing all kinds of weird toddler snacks with the two of them.

In the past two days, Mo Chou has been called a stable and well-behaved, except for eating, bathing and going to the toilet, he almost does not come out of the room, he does not get up during the day, and he does not sleep at night. Fought Interstellar 2 overnight, and even began to attack the online game career, after playing tricks and rubbing Li Guo to buy her two point cards, she began to fight in "World of Warcraft", trained a warrior, and determined to be the main tank.

Of course, seeing that his beloved Xiao Mochou had finally become a dead house that he couldn't afford to hurt, Li Guo smiled with relief. After all, Mo Chou is too impulsive, and even the danger factor exceeds those flowers, Li Guo and Sister Xue's subordinates, when the Teng Snake talked on the phone, they learned that the radish door of the fairy gate has not awakened yet, and it is completely drunk. It's just that the situation is a little better, and some people are starting to talk in their sleep...... And what really gave Li Guo a headache was Li Mingxue, she began to lose her temper every day as soon as she opened her eyes, losing her temper inexplicably, and the object of her tantrum could only be Li Guo. Li Guo asked her why, and she always said that she didn't sleep well, saying that she dreamed at night that she had a long tail, and she looked so disgusting.

Li Guo carefully helped her completely restore the things depicted in the dream with charcoal sketches.

Then he was stunned...... The thing on the painting seems to be Zhao Ling'er! Right! Li Guo will never be mistaken, this is Zhao Ling'er!

Subsequently, Li Guo carefully found the reason for her aunt's dream, asked Li Mingxue if she was playing any strange games, and asked her if she had gone to watch Hu Ge's version of Sword and Fairy again.

The answer is all no, Li Mingxue only plays games like Need for Speed and all kinds of zombie fighting. In Li Mingxue's words, "To dream is also to dream of Resident Evil, I sat in Bugatiri and drove into zombies." ”

In this way, even if Li Guo is the emperor of the encyclopedia analysis, he is still helpless, after all, he has not studied dream interpretation or anything professionally, and he checked it on Baidu, it is all bullshit, such as "The dragon and snake enter the master to get rich, the dragon and snake enter the stove and have officials, the snake turns into a dragon and the noble person helps, the woman sees the snake and gives birth to a noble son, the dragon and snake kill the main murderer, the snake bites the master and gets a lot of money, the snake enters the arms and gives birth to a noble son, the snake walks in the water and the lord moves to glory, the snake goes to the outside of the wife's heart, the snake enters the valley and the main tongue, the snake surrounds the body and gives birth to a noble son, and the snake has more yin affairs." "Strange explanations of this kind.

It's been a whole snake for half a day, and there's no explanation for half of it at all...... So in the end, Li Mingxue had to go on the road in the morning with the bird spirit and the freak girl duo who were about to explode, as well as Guo Ma, and go to several nearby temples to ask for a signature.

And as soon as they left, Guo Dad touched a black and shiny turtle shell and a handful of copper coins from the warehouse, and then sighed silently after seeing people go to the empty room, and then said to Li Guo: "Come on, Dad will calculate a hexagram for you......"

Li Guo naturally refused, and used "all cows, ghosts, snakes, and gods are reactionaries" as the starting point to educate Guo's father about his unscientific behavior, and finally made Guo's father admit his mistake and promise in front of Li Guo, who had occupied the moral high ground, that in the future, he would thoroughly implement the "Scientific Outlook on Development" and strive to study the central ideas of "Marx's Philosophy" and "Three Represents."

On the contrary, Kexin, that is, the landlord's sister, she seems to be coquettish and addicted, originally a character like an Amazon female warrior, all of a sudden, she became like a squeamish lady with the surname Ren, next to Li Guo, she was crooked and crooked, Mo Chou's coquettishness, and the sprinkling and rolling of bird spirits, she had everything. Of course, all this is only shown in front of Li Guo, who is still an Amazon female warrior in front of others.

And in front of the little new girl, she is even more of a violent Amazon female warrior...... Li Guo really didn't understand that the landlord's sister obviously loved Xiaoxin so much that she could abandon her life and dignity, but why she looked so perverse and violent in front of her, making a pair of mothers and daughters look like they didn't share the sky.

The landlord's sister bit the pillow for a while, and then told Li Guo with a little sadness: "Those who dare to raise a gun to kill people are ready to die." If she thinks that I am dependent on her, and if I die one day, she will destroy everything. ”

This Li Guo understands that he depends on each other. As Tusky said, to be dependent on each other is to usher in greater fear in addition to great sadness when the other person is gone.

How strong the little new girl is, Li Guo doesn't know. But judging from the state in which she can directly turn her spiritual power into an entity and use it as a weapon to attack people, when she is about the same age as Mo Chou, she should be able to be three or five or eight times more powerful than the spiritual power doctor in xman.

In addition to the bird spirit that can't be stopped, there is another guy who can't be stopped, that is, the disabled Zhijian. One night, he didn't know where his nerves were wrong, and he strongly asked Li Guo to help him surf the Internet.

Li Guo said at that time, you said that anyone can go online, but a sword requires Internet access, which is definitely a great test for Li Guo.

In the end, with the help of Guo's father, he opened the skin of a USB cable to reveal the copper wire inside, and tied the copper wire to the handle of the disabled Zhijian, and then let him use his mental power to connect the broadband ...... This trick is indeed useful, and the disabled Zhijian is indeed like the eldest sister out of the sheath said, it can be said that it is the smartest sword in the world. It took less than half an hour to learn how to surf the Internet, and skillfully opened all kinds of cold weapon websites, and looked at these websites as pornographic websites.

And it also likes to watch the sword in the game or animation, and told Li Guo that since it has been unsheathed, it has no love for three-dimensional things, and now it can only find more beautiful things in the two-dimensional space.

Xu is as black as a crow in the world, Li Guo actually agreed with the words of the disabled Zhijian, and immediately downloaded a lot of cartoons from various websites with 18x to watch, and in order to speed up the download, he also deliberately set up a thunderbolt annual fee vip...... As for Zhao Kai's side, Li Guo still hasn't gotten any news. She didn't come to Li Guo in the spring, and her failure to come shows that her father has not made progress in the real surname, and the girl in the third year of high school is so weird no matter how she looks at it, like a love with the same surname. Although Li Guo really didn't mind seeing two beautiful girls grinding and grinding together, looking back, it was really strange...... There is another thing that makes Li Guo a little worried, that is, the forty-meter Sister Xue, when he called Sister Xue, her phone has been transferred to an inexplicable soft girl, the soft girl still can't speak Chinese, a mouth of English with an Indian accent to listen to Li Guo want to die, although finally with the help of the bird spirit to know Sister Xue's current movements, but Li Guo was made a headache by the-like English.

The landlord's sister also laughed at him, "Fortunately, it's not your native English, otherwise you would have died." ”

Li Guo was helpless, so he could only smile. Then a great ambition surged in my heart - one day I will plant the five-star red flag all over the world, and let everyone Nima come to speak Chinese to Lao Tzu, and Chinese is only a fourth-level university Nima will not allow him to graduate! Those who do not score more than 90 points in the Mandarin test are not allowed to enter state-owned enterprises! There are no English abbreviations that are allowed to be used, and in the future, LG will be called husband, and TCL will be called spit out!

When people meet and greet each other in the future, they will have to say this: a; How's your husband? b； No, it didn't take a few strokes to spit it out.

During this period, there was also a very coke incident, after Li Guo stuffed the mobile phone card into the new mobile phone at noon, the first call was actually a person he couldn't imagine. It was actually the old Zhu who had a one-sided relationship, and he made a long trip in Hawaii to give Li Guobai his early years. Although Li Guo could hear that his tone was quite fake and empty, after all, people could still remember this, which could be regarded as filial piety, but chatting and chatting, Li Guo felt that when he spoke, it seemed that there was something in his words.

Knowing that Li Guo is the president of the Green Gang, this is not unusual, isn't it, after all, "hat" and "over there" have been communicating with each other for many years, how can you not know about this kind of general election. But what surprised Li Guo was that he actually knew about his personal enmity with Zhao Kai.

That's a bit of a fun thing to do.

Li Guo is okay to say, but Zhao Kai is a deflated three, let alone Hawaii, it is estimated that Wuyi has never been there, how can he have a relationship with the Hongmen boss who is thousands of miles away.

But as the conversation slowly deepened, Li Guo almost slowly understood what was going on. It turned out that this Lao Zhu's younger brother was actually Zhao Kai's upline and the root of all evils. And Lao Zhu came over to let Li Guo open up, and it would be easier to pass after leaving a friendship.

Li Guo was silent for a while, thinking about the stakes before and after. then decisively rejected Lao Zhu's proposal, and prevaricated Lao Zhu with very official words.

Li Guo here said easily, while Lao Zhu's eyes were about to burst out of anger, and after hanging up the phone, he directly smashed the phone. Then he tried his best to swallow the Qinggang, and set out to drive Li Guo to Ethiopia to plant coffee beans, so that he would not be able to turn over for the rest of his life.

After Li Guo hung up the phone, he chatted with Mo Chou for a while. Don't look at Mo Chou looks quite natural and stupid, but the little girl doesn't look old, but where is the heart and eyes, even if she has no experience in modern society or a dead house, but when she was in the Tang Dynasty, she was a beautiful girl who traveled all over the world. How much can I give Li Guo an idea, after all, the godfather-level incense burning, and the remaining landlord sister may send her Valkyrie team to the assassination house in Hawaii with a snap of her fingers...... While leveling up, Mo Chou communicated with Li Guo about this question: "Xianggong, does Mo Chou use the berserk talent or the weapon talent?" ”

In the end, Li Guo got the answer from Mo Chou's side was actually very simple, she said; "Xianggong, as long as you are not afraid of your father-in-law beating you again, you can boldly hook up with that person."

Good! The thing is settled! Li Guo was afraid, very afraid...... By the time the bird spirit was full of bits and pieces of the temple gadgets that had been begged for by the door, it was almost dusk, the sun was sinking in the west, and the bird was returning at dusk...... "This and this." Sitting on the couch, the bird spirit began to distribute all kinds of cheap knick-knacks: "It's yours, it's green sandalwood." ”

The perverted children's duo is wearing a cute new set of clothes, one is carrying a small school bag, and one is wearing a silly hat, Xiaokui is wearing a panda hat, and Xiaoxin girl is wearing a turtle hat, which looks silly and cute. However, Xiaokui is still not as approachable as Xiaoxin in general, she loses her temper too easily. Although she seems to like Li Guo very much, and even calls Li Guo to help her take a bath, but after her 'hate' pops out, it seems to be a crazy Tibetan mastiff, and the six relatives don't recognize it, Li Guo has seen her be teased by the little new sister paper and pinch a steel ingot into a steel ball...... "Li Guo." Bird Zijing suddenly came to Li Guo very mysteriously: "My parents are on the way back." ”

Li Guo was stunned: "So what...... Auntie, how are you interpreting your dreams? ”

It's okay not to ask, Li Mingxue is furious when she asks, and she threw the snacks in her hand on the table: "That Taoist priest asked me to pay attention to the fetus." ”

After speaking, Torikosei sighed: "After we gave the money, we found out that what we worshiped today was a Buddhist holy place. ”

Li Guo understood as soon as he heard it...... Isn't this just being deceived when she encounters a Taoist priest in a Buddhist holy land, no wonder Li Mingxue was angry when she heard it, she is known as the smartest, most beautiful and most transparent Li pearl of the Li family, but now she was cheated of money by a Taoist priest in a monk temple, which makes her pride all her life go where to put it...... And just when Li Guo was sighing with Li Mingxue, Bird Zijing suddenly jumped up and said loudly: "My parents are back!" ”

Li Guo looked at her in surprise: "So what......"

"I brought people with me." The bird secretly put his finger on his head: "Cat Ear Niang!" Cat-eared girl! ”

Li Guo was stunned: "What? ”

Before the bird could answer, the courtyard suddenly popped and popped four times from the sound barrier, and the glass windows buzzed.

Then Guo's father walked out of the toilet with his hands behind his back, slowly walked to the yard, and when he walked past Li Guo, he turned his head to look at him: "Little rabbit cub, go out with Lao Tzu to pick up people!" You have to call the Ancestor. ”

Li Guo blinked, then stood up and followed Guo's father towards the courtyard.

As soon as he entered the courtyard, Li Guo found that Bird's father and mother were followed by two people, two women to be exact, one was a little taller, and the other looked a little younger. But both of them had beautiful wheat-colored skin, and huge eyes that were absolutely identical.

However, Li Guo also found that Daddy Bird seemed to always maintain a subtle distance from the slightly taller woman, about two meters, and no matter how he moved, Daddy Bird always circled around a radius of two meters. And after he saw Guo Dad, he directly ran away with Guo Dad: "I'll leave it to you......"

Guo Dad coughed: "Sister Croton......"

Li Guo was shocked! He had never seen his father treat anyone with such an attitude, even with his father and Li Guo's grandfather. But today he was in front of a wheat-colored woman, with an almost flattering attitude...... This made it difficult for Li Guo to accept...... "Are you Shuishui?" The older man stared at Guo's father, and then looked at Li Guo: "Or you?" ”

Li Guo touched his head: "I'm Guoguo......"

Damn it...... Why is it so awkward...... Then the wheat woman, known as Croton, suddenly screamed, moved instantly, and pounced directly in front of Li Guo, and then hugged him without saying a word, and rubbed his face on his chest, and made a purring sound in his nose: "So cute......"

Li Guo was blindsided at that time...... The huge strength made him not resist at all, and this woman's movements suddenly reminded him of the appearance of the bird spirit when she was holding the little new girl.

So Li Guo looked at Guo Dad as if asking for help, Guo Dad shook his head, and then directly ignored Li Guo's request for help, and looked at the younger one: "Sister Croton, what is this?" ”

"My daughter." Croton put down the helpless Li Guo, patted the little wheat, and then looked at Guo Dad with disgust: "Shui Shui has become like this, I don't like it, but there is a new one!" ”

Guo's father's face suddenly turned gray...... And Li Guo's face was inexplicably gloomy...... "Come here!" Croton beckoned to Li Guo.

Of course, Li Guo wanted to listen to the words of this old ancestor who even Guo's father couldn't disobey, so he obediently followed her words and walked to her, and then Croton pointed at Xiao Wheat: "My daughter!" Like it or not? Loved sending you away! ”

Li Guo's face turned white on the spot, and then he instantly thought that Father Bird had told him that this croton ...... It seems to be a neurosis...... After Croton finished speaking, he didn't have any more in-depth thoughts, and dragged the bird mother to sniff around. That's right...... It's just sniffing...... At this time, Bird Jing Mochou and the two little pot friends also came out, standing aside and watching the excitement, and the moment Croton saw the little new girl...... She's crazy...... Next, there was only the sound of the little new girl scolding and crying in the yard, and the nervous laughter of Croton...... "Hello! Xiao Mai seemed to be very normal, and stretched out a pair of beautiful hands towards Li Guo: "I am Amber, your guardian spirit animal." ”

There was a thunder explosion on the ground, and Li Guo, who was thundering, was completely selfless and scorched.

And the bird spirit suddenly cried out with a wow, pulling the bird father's collar: "Why! Why! ”

Father Bird was stunned: "Baby...... What happened to you? ”

Torikoshi pointed at Amber: "Why can she be called Amber!" I'm going to call Banlangen! Banlangen!! ”

Daddy Bird's face was even darker than Daddy Guo's, he raised his mouth, was silent for a while, and then raised his mouth again: "I have suffered the loss of culture......"

Li Guo was even more miserable, standing there, motionless. He knew that he should have a spirit beast...... But he thought it was a bird spirit. Really, he thought it was a bird spirit...... But now suddenly a woman who looked like a half-breed at a glance, very exotic, jumped up to him and said that she was his guardian beast.

How can this make Li Guoqing embarrassed? To be honest, Li Guo would rather his soul beast be Banlangen...... On the one hand, everyone is familiar with each other, and the second two people also have a certain emotional foundation, and then they also have a tacit understanding, and Comrade Banlangen is also cute from time to time.

But this little wheat in front of him ...... always gave Li Guo a very erratic feeling, as if he ...... It's like a cat. In addition, her eyes are really blue and black, which gives Li Guo an inexplicable sense of combing...... "Don't you invite me in to sit?" This is not the first time we have met. Xiao Mai smiled at Li Guowan, showing everyone's demeanor, the unique smile of a successful female surname, so that Li Guo couldn't help but make a comparison between her and Bird Zijing.

Discover the Bird Spirit...... Well, it's still the bird spirit cute.

"Please come in." Li Guo took the guests and Kui into the room slowly, and then he politely took out a set of high-end tea sets made in Jingdezhen and began to make tea for the visitors.

In fact, when Father Bird and Mother Bird came, no one made tea for them, and Father Bird even picked up the cold water cup of Li Guo's house and poured half a pot without any politeness. From this point, in fact, it can be reflected that the relationship between the two groups of people is not close.

Putting aside the emotional, the Bird Zijing family and the Li Guo family can really be regarded as world friends, and the bird father and Guo Dad are also a pair of living treasures, so it is too empty to be polite or something.

And the words of Croton and Amber, when they came to Li Guo, obviously came with an obvious sense of alienation, a feeling of being completely a guest. Although Croton is still outside with the little new girl, this amber does have the expression of a negotiator.

"When you were four years old, I signed a wake-up talisman with you." Amber, who was sitting in the guest seat, grabbed Li Guo's hand, and then put his hand and Li Guo's hand facing each other.

Then the amazing scene unfolded so abruptly, Li Guo's entire left hand suddenly appeared a bright pattern, and it spread symmetrically with the pattern on Amber's hand, and gradually became one.

"Start today. Your safety is up to me. Amber's eyes lifted slightly, and the murderous aura in her eyes was wanton: "Any existence that may harm you will be erased." ”

"Can you beat Mo Chou?" The pear blossom with the rain bird spirit obviously did not deal with this amber: "The old lady doesn't believe it." ”

Amber looked around: "Who is Mo Chou?" ”

Bird Zijing pointed to Mo Chou in the room who was muttering "This monster is so hard to fight": "She,"

Amber's eyes were cold, and Li Guo hurriedly stopped: "Don't!" ”

But it was too late, Amber would teleport, and she suddenly passed behind Mo Chou, and a hand knife just wanted to chop, but suddenly stopped.

Li Guo originally mentioned the heart of the throat, but suddenly let it go, and then a nameless anger suddenly rushed up, he didn't say a word, and rushed over with a black face.

But as soon as he rushed over, he saw Mo Chou holding the sheath on Amber's waist with one hand, and the other hand was still playing monster training with the mouse.

"Xianggong, this woman is so strange......" Mo Chou looked up at Li Guo innocently: "She wants to try Mo Chou's water, Xianggong doesn't have to be angry." ”

Li Guo was amused by the cute Mo Chou, he didn't expect that Mo Chou, who was so engrossed in leveling, could quietly defuse this sudden attack like amber.

Of course, he didn't say anything, just smiled at Amber, and went straight back to the living room. The bird spirit was already bursting out laughing, and then pointed to Amber and said, "If you touch the fish and touch the great white shark, let's see if you dare to mess around in the future." ”

And at this time, Guo's father also came back from outside, and when he saw the situation, he probably knew what was going on, and then he dragged the croton in, and sat on the sofa: "Sister Croton!" ”

Croton's eyes lit up: "My daughter is just too rampant." I think that I have a small achievement, and I don't care about the whole world. ”

And Amber had just lost face and now looked a little demoralized. And when the bird spirit saw her appearance, she couldn't be happier, pulling the landlord's sister who was eating snacks next to her and kept chattering...... Father Bird still sat almost two meters away from Croton, and glanced at Amber: "Don't be sad, why aren't you much stronger than my daughter, she will break a big stone in her chest now." ”

"Fart!" Bird Zijing rolled her eyes: "I obviously know that I will still have a steel gun on my throat." ”

Amber stared at Li Guo, and the two cat-like gem eyes made Li Guo panic: "Believe me, I can protect you." ”

Li Guo couldn't cry or laugh...... Dear mother, when I encounter this kind of paranoia, I don't even know what expression to use at this time...... And Amber's old lady, Aunt Croton, suddenly returned to normal, pinched Amber's hand, and smiled very noblely: "Don't care, it will take you a long time to win against her." She's ......"

At this point, Guo's father suddenly coughed loudly twice, and then beat his chest fakely: "Li Guo, go take the children for a walk......

Li Guo was stunned...... Then the children include Bird Spirit, the landlord's sister, the kindergarten Shuangsha, Mo Chou and the newly arrived Amber......

(To be continued)