Li Guo took the children on the side of the road less than twenty meters away from the Li family's house, lined up, watching the divine dog Xiaotian and Daiyu scratch each other.

Very bored.

The chattering bird spirit and Mo Chou, who occasionally likes to chatter, are getting together to study how to surf the Internet with Mo Chou's mobile phone, and the landlord's sister, who belongs to the same strange woman in the world of scratching as Li Guo, is cutting a piece of wood with her head down.

And the kindergarten Shuangsha is talking about some topics that Li Guo doesn't understand at all, and it seems to be confidential, Xiaokui also raises her head from time to time to see if anyone around is eavesdropping, and when she finds that Li Guo or someone else is a little closer, she will hit the ground with her fists. A hammer and a pit are more powerful than an inflatable drill I don't know how many times.

On the contrary, Amber, who had just arrived, was studying Li Guo with great interest, poking him from time to time, and then asking Li Guo if there was anything wrong with him.

This made Li Guo really uncomfortable, after all, he was usually violated by the bird spirit's language, and now he was directly touched by a black cat in a lot of sensitive areas, which made Li Guo embarrassed.

As for why Li Guo knew that this amber was a black cat...... That's because Li Guo gave her a piece of cake just now, and she felt very happy after eating it, and then exposed her ears and tail without permission, and the tail was almost the same as Daiyu's shape after eating the fish. Li Guo had a cat, so he knew that this showed that the cat was actually in a good mood.

"Do you know that your Li family actually has a spell." Amber didn't seem to pay attention to anyone other than Li Guo at all, just rubbing Li Guo alone: "That is, the general female surname of the spirit beast will fall in love with the master's son, no matter how many years will not forget." ”

The bird spirit was agitated on the spot, covering his ears: "Don't say it!" ”

Li Guo looked at the bird spirit who suddenly had a nervous breakdown in surprise: "You are not a spirit beast, what ......are you afraid of?"

"Dear mother." Bird Zijing grabbed her hair messily: "My mother is, you didn't see my mother looking at your father's eyes...... I can't take it anymore, my bones are almost crispy, and he doesn't mind my dad at all. I want him to roll up his sleeves and start drying. ”

Li Guo was said to be quite embarrassed...... But that's what it is, and it can't be changed.

"That's right, it's a spell effect." Although Amber looks like a wild surname, she speaks with a surprisingly intellectual female surname: "So after I signed the Guardian Talisman with Li Guo, I was taken to Brazil by my mother, just to avoid this strange circle." ”

Li Guo looked up and down at Lord Amber, the cat-eared lady: "You succeeded?" ”

"Hmm." Amber smiled like a cat, and then grabbed Li Guo's arm and rubbed her face on it: "I saw that you were only a little old at that time, and now you have grown so big." ”

Li Guo was startled and wanted to pull his hand out of her, but to no avail. And at this time, Daiyu, the old cat who had just defeated the divine dog Xiaotian, suddenly rushed from the ground to Li Guo's shoulder, staring at Amber with fierce eyes and meowing.

"Go away!" Amber actually put on the same expression as Daiyu, and that kind of fried expression is not something that ordinary people can pose: "Ugly." ”

As soon as she finished speaking, the old cat Daiyu's paws suddenly stretched out, and without saying a word, she knew that they had scratched Amber's front face. And the old cat Daiyu saw that this blow succeeded, and ran away without saying a word...... Amber was only stunned for a moment, and then suddenly screamed like a cat, and rushed out with an arrow, before her feet touched the ground, her whole body suddenly shrank, turning into a big cat with a snow-white body and only black ears and tail...... Where Daiyu can drill, she can also drill. Daiyu can go up the tree, and she can go up the tree...... To put it bluntly, this is like a struggle between two cats...... "Xianggong." Mo Chou raised his eyes and glanced at the two cats who were burrowing in the grass: "How boring this is. ”

Li Guo shrugged: "Have you ever had a cat?" Cats are like that...... When you're in a good mood, you can be coquettish in two or three minutes. As long as you're in a bad mood, just go. ”

Bird Zijing nodded solemnly: "That's right, it's better to raise birds." ”

"Birds can eat eggs." Li Guo answered casually, but as soon as he finished speaking, he suddenly felt as if he was ...... Possible...... Maybe it's the wrong thing...... Sure enough, the bird spirit burned on the spot, she jumped behind Li Guo with a beautiful turn, her arm directly on Li Guo's neck, and strangled his neck playfully: "Let you eat eggs, let you eat eggs!" Say! I can't eat it! ”

Li Guo was messed up like this, how could he still speak. So she fell into a cycle of evil surnames, and Toriko Jing saw that Li Guo didn't speak, and she herself was neither light nor heavy, so her strength became more and more powerful...... Of course, Li Guo didn't even kill Xiao Kui, and Bird Zijing couldn't help it. As soon as the absolute defense is opened, let her strangle...... At this time, a pair of small hands suddenly pinched the waist of the bird spirit, and then Xiao Kui Yin's voice was measured: "You can't bully him!" ”

Toriko's face turned green on the spot...... Others are easy to say, but this guy can't make a little joke, and this bird spirit can still carry it. Just on the spur of the moment...... Then he will be pinched and blown up by this big king.

"Shall I surrender, shall I surrender?" Bird Zijing obediently raised her hands: "Can you let me go, sister." ”

Li Guo smiled very happily, the number of times the bird essence has eaten deflated is only a handful, and everyone here, including Mo Chou and himself, there is no one who has not eaten the loss of the bird essence. Only Xiao Aoi, since she appeared, has always been the nemesis of the bird spirit, after all, the bird spirit's nonsense is entangled in the treatment of a girl like her, and it doesn't work at all. And...... She also pinched people.

Seeing the toriko's surrender, Aoi smiled with satisfaction and let go of the toriko. Then he walked in front of Li Guo and beckoned to Li Guo timidly: "Come ......"

Li Guo looked left and right, and found that she was indeed calling herself, so she followed Xiao Kui's ass to the self-divided autonomous region of the kindergarten Shuangsha, where the little new girl was squatting on the ground and drawing something with a wooden stick, pouring her whole body.

"What are you doing?" Li Guo squatted next to the little new girl and looked at the strange patterns on the ground: "Do you study another world?" ”

The little new girl raised her eyelids and glanced at Li Guo, then stood up and pointed to the pattern on the ground: "This is the national flag I designed." This is Dad, this is Mom, this is me. ”

After her explanation, Li Guo could see clearly that she actually drew a family photo in this ugly box...... And listen to her, what is this thing? National flag?

"What?" Li Guo buttoned his ears: "What is this?" ”

"Flag!" The little new girl stuck her waist and made a gesture of pointing the country, and then used the wooden stick in her hand to volley in the air on the large empty grass behind Li Guo's house: "My little sister and I have decided to establish our own country here!" After the New Year, I will go and bring another little sister, I will be the queen. Dad, will I make you the generalissimo? ”

Li Guo rolled his eyes and looked at ...... This grassland is an inseparable part of the People's Republic of China, and the little new girl is not going to make trouble with reading...... And...... Who is the other little sister?

Li Guo thought for a while, and patted his head: "Little poisonous man Lingsha......"

"And what is she going to do?" Li Guo pinched the eleven or twelve-year-old appearance, but the IQ was only less than the face of Xiao Kui, who was less than six years old: "Prime Minister?" ”

The little new girl shook her head, her eyes were serious and serious: "No, she can't be the prime minister, I'm going to make her the general of the country!" ”

Li Guo picked up the little new girl and kissed her hatefully: "Okay!" Just listen to you! ”

"Really?" The little new girl's eyes shone with incomparably flickering and excitement: "Then Dad, can you give it a name?" ”

Li Guo's mouth opened, but he didn't speak...... What he is doing now with the little new girl is stupid enough. If you name the vacant land in your own house, this kind of thing doesn't look like a normal adult can do it, and it will probably be laughed at by the bird for a month...... There will even be a few more nicknames.

Xiao Kui stepped forward and squatted beside Li Guo, she subconsciously held Li Guo's hand, and then turned her head to look at Li Guo: "You...... You...... You ......"

Li Guo was stunned and looked at Xiaokui curiously. Xiaokui is actually very afraid of life, especially in human form, and although she is cowardly and easy to cry, she is extremely curious. There is also a strange surname, no matter who you talk to during the day, you will blush, and at night, you will blush when talking to men, and you will stutter...... This makes Li Guo rarely communicate with Xiaokui, and only allows her to hang out with Xiaoxin girls all day long, trying to get Xiaoxin girls to train the shy Aoi Lisuo.

But in fact, Aoi seems to be the same as Tian at all, and she blushes when she talks to Li Guo. And Li Guo found that her IQ also seemed to fluctuate, sometimes like a twelve or thirteen-year-old ignorant girl, and sometimes she would call Xiaoxin sister sister.

This kind of fluctuation, it is said that Guo's father said, is because Xiaokui has not yet been fully formed, and it will take at least ten years to ten years, but now that these ten years are missing, everything is normal, but it is not very stable...... But today Xiaokui will take the initiative to call Li Guo, then she must have something to say, or something she wants Li Guo to help.

"Xiaoxin, can you play with your mother for a while?" Li Guo touched Xiaoxin's head: "You don't dare to speak in this Xiaokui." ”

Xiaoxin's eyes rolled twice: "Then you can't take the opportunity to take advantage of her, if you want to take advantage of me!" ”

Li Guo speechlessly flicked twice on the little new girl's head: "Hurry up!" ”

The little new girl ran away, and then Li Guo glanced at the two cats that had now reached the roof, and then took Xiaokui to the grass away from the crowd: "Can you say it now?" ”

Xiao Kui snorted, then squatted down, untied the red rope anklet on her own leg, and handed it to Li Guo: "Take it." ”

After Li Guo helped Xiaokui hold the anklet, she opened her schoolbag again, and looked at Li Guo quite embarrassedly: "I...... I have something for you. ”

Li Guo was stunned, stretched out her head to look into her school bag, and found that it was full of jelly, bubble gum, potato chips, and chocolate...... Li Guo doesn't want these ...... He doesn't eat much snacks himself, and he was ordered to lose weight by Torikose...... However, after Xiao Kui took out a long time, she found a small black bead from a large pile of snacks: "Eat ......"

Li Guo took the beads, put them under his nose and smelled them, and found that there was only a faint smell of water, and he frowned: "What is this?" ”

"Eat...... I won't hate you if I eat Aoi. Xiao Kui's expression was still so innocent, but Li Guo suddenly saw a hint of cunning...... Li Guo's mind began to spin rapidly again in an instant...... Then dozens of possibilities take shape in the mind in an instant, and then the most likely one suddenly pops onto the page...... Li Guo felt that if he ate this strange thing, he would start to grow scales on his body, and then there would be an inexplicable extra shell on his back, and then his hair would slowly fall out, and finally ...... Eventually, the skin turns dark green...... Then take the lightsaber of the disabled Zhijian, and it becomes a composite integrated version of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and the Jedi Knights - the Jedi Gods and Ghosts...... No more shouting, 'The Force gives me strength.'" 'Just shout 'Pizza gives me ......strength,' of course, or 'Spinach gives me strength,' of course, or 'Spinach gives me strength'...... Therefore, in any case, Li Guo categorically can't just eat the food given by Xiaokui, a strange little animal, especially something with this smell. He used to read novels, those elixirs were all exuding a refreshing fragrance, but in the real world, in addition to the flower water, only Xia Shilian remained...... Obviously, these things are inedible.

"Eat!" Aoi seems to have used an accent: "I hate ......"

"This ...... What is this for? Li Guo pinched the ball in his hand and looked at it for a long time: "Dad said, you can't eat strange things casually......"

Li Guo is also helpless, recently he has been speaking at a younger and younger age, and it was all caused by Xiaokui...... Xiao Kui glanced at Li Guo with a red face: "It's a long ...... Elixir of life. ”

Even Aoi has started to deceive people...... Li Guo wanted to cry and looked at Xiaokui without tears.

"Really...... It's really ......" Xiao Kui seemed to be a little nervous by Li Guo: "It's definitely not like Aoi's medicine if you eat it!" Really, I promise! ”

Burst...... Li Guo couldn't cry or laugh, he didn't even know why he liked the girl so much. When he was in school, he was not as good as bullshit, even the toad girl in the class who was full of pimples and threatened to 'rather cry in a BMW than laugh on a bicycle', didn't disdain a bicycle man like Li Guo, let alone those who were a little beautiful.

But since Mo Chou appeared, Li Guo's world has become more and more pink...... Now even Xiaokui, the hellokitty, is planning to occupy Li Guo.

This world ...... What's wrong with you?

(To be continued)