0300 Three gays
Although it was only a little more than a kilometer away, Ji Fanxi and Professor Ji walked for a full fifteen minutes. This is of course a reason, and the main reason is that the father and daughter have a tacit understanding of leaving enough time for Tang Yan.
After the father and daughter walked to the excavation site, they saw the three workers who were thrown on the side of the road stiff and unable to move, and they were lined up in such a strange posture, and they couldn't help but feel speechless for Tang Yan's bad taste.
What's even more terrifying is that the two of them heard the conversation of the three workers before they got close, although they couldn't move, but after Tang Yan went down, they found that they could actually speak.
He also tried to shout loudly to attract the attention of Yuan Jun and Captain Duan in the mausoleum below, but this was obviously impossible, their voices were effectively blocked by the mountain, and they couldn't enter the passage at all.
Then, the three of them began to enter into the chatter and complain to each other, at first they only blamed the other two for how they didn't even notice that a big living person came over, and the other two of course also scolded him for being blind, so the three of them entered the blame of Luo Quan.
This is not bad, what is more strange is that the three of them are constantly scolding each other, but the body is tightly together, the guy in the middle is the most pitiful, belonging to the front of the interception and the rear of the pursuer, he is as uncomfortable as a sandwich biscuit. The three of them were more emotional when they accused each other, and although their bodies couldn't move, they could still earn a little friction occasionally. Under such friction, the guy in the middle was shamefully hard......
As soon as he stiffened, the one in front of him immediately reacted, and no one would not react when his chrysanthemum was almost unprotected. After all, he didn't have such experience, and the man didn't taste it for a while. But it didn't take long to realize what was going on, and he was furious.
The result of the outrage, of course, is to scold. It's just that he really lacks this kind of experience, and he can only scold based on the lines in the TV series he has watched in the past. So, what came out of the scolding was the resentful lines of the stinky rascal, shameless, etc., as if he was a little girl who was insulted.
The person in the middle was also ashamed, but the last person didn't know why, and he didn't know why the first person would scold such a strange line as a stinky hooligan and shameless.
The person in the middle was anxious to defend himself, so he decided to frame the last person, and said: "Damn, it's so tight, what can Lao Tzu do?" Do you think Lao Tzu likes this? Paralyzed, don't you know that Lao Tzu was also held against him with that gun in the back? ”
The last person who didn't understand why the first person scolded the strange lines finally understood when he heard this. Marvel at why the man was hard at the same time. I was deeply outraged that man had framed him for shamelessness.
Of course, he chose to tell the truth: "It's shameless enough to paralyze you, Lao Tzu has no interest in men at all, I really didn't expect that you idiot is actually a homosexual, and paralysis can still be hard when you stick it with a man!" Lao Tzu has always remained in a soft state. Don't frame Lao Tzu! ”
"You fart, if you're soft, what's on Lao Tzu's chrysanthemum now? You stinky and shameless, this is simply a normal human reaction, being squeezed so tightly, how can it not be hard? Do you think Lao Tzu wants to be tough, this grandson is so ugly, don't say that Lao Tzu is not gay at all, even if it is. I won't be interested in him at all! ”
There is no doubt that this obviously triggered a vicious battle, and the topic of the three of them accusing each other of not seeing Tang Yan and Tang Yan making them unable to move was directly transferred to accusing each other of framing each other as GAY.
The more the words were scolded, the more ugly they became, and the three of them tried their best, one was to prove that the latter two were homosexual. Let the two of them just make a pair to make a base, the other is to prove that this is a normal reaction of human beings, and he is not gay, but it will definitely change under this degree of squeezing, and the last one is to prove that he is still soft, not hard at all, and it is completely deliberately slandered by the shameless slut in the middle......
Of course, the first person is right, he is the party without fault, and the guy in the middle is obviously a little lacking in confidence, he is indeed slandering the last person. And the last one is so aggrieved that he wants to kill, if he can move now, he will definitely pull down his pants to prove that he is soft, and take out a knife and cut off the thing in the middle to vent his anger.
It's just that after scolding for a while, this situation has quietly changed.
The first person with a clear conscience is, of course, the more he scolds, the more courageous he becomes, and all kinds of swear words emerge in endlessly, and it has developed to the point of scolding people with jokes, basically exhausting what he has learned all his life and scolding non-stop.
And the last guy was scolding and crying, but he gradually became a little less confident, because he found that after the three of them frequently used words like "dick" and "", he really gradually reacted, and the originally soft thing below hardened a little bit. This discovery made him fall into deep self-blame and even inferiority, and he kept ordering the damn disobedient thing to soften quickly, but the more he did this, the harder the thing became, in this situation, he actually had only one way to go, that is, to close his mouth and work hard to empty his brain, and that thing would naturally be soft.
But he just suffered the loss of no culture, he didn't know what psychological suggestion was at all, and he was still constantly complaining that the person in the middle was not honest, and his ears were naturally full of all kinds of forced words from the two people in front of him, and the psychological suggestion was even stronger.
Finally, his hardness reached a level that the person in front of him clearly felt, and after perceiving this change, the guy in the middle, who was originally lacking in confidence, suddenly had a lot of courage, and felt that he was right in his analysis, this is the most normal reaction of human beings, whether it is male or female, as long as they are so tightly together, such a change will occur.
Undoubtedly, what he told was more impassioned, and he was indignant, and even gradually, his emotions were substituted into the act of being the one who had been wronged, and he could be described as tearful accusations that the last person was a liar. And in the end, under the more and more timid and weak heart, he really sublimated.
Of course, in the process of complaining with tears, the person in the middle also had a vague worry, because he was holding someone else's chrysanthemum in front and his own chrysanthemum in the back, his body had a slight pleasure, and even hoped that the person behind him could go deeper, and also hoped that he could go forward and push again......
"Is Lao Tzu really homosexual?" The man was a little unsure.
It was when they were scolding fiercely that Professor Ji and Ji Fanxi came over, and when they heard the foul language of these three people, it was really unbearable, and at the same time, they were deeply impressed by Tang Yan's bad taste.
Professor Ji is a serious person, where have you heard these explicit words?
Although Ji Fanxi is quite arrogant, she is also a serious girl, and she is still a chick after graduating from college, which is already very rare in these years. When encountering this kind of thing, it is natural that he will be red-faced.
The father and daughter exchanged a look in the dark, and they didn't care about the image of the Sven people, so they walked over and kicked at the three of them, and scolded them loudly to shut up!
The three of them actually didn't expect someone to come up, and when someone came, of course they wouldn't scold, and they wouldn't continue without Professor Ji and Ji Fanxi kicking them.
After shutting up, they began to ask Ji Fanxi and Professor Ji in unison to help them regain their mobility, but how could the father and daughter agree. In fact, even if they agreed, they would not understand why they couldn't move.
Following the shelf, the father and daughter also entered the passage of the mausoleum, and after walking for a while, they heard someone talking in front of them. slowed down, Professor Ji clearly heard clearly, it was Yuan Jun who was explaining word by word which ancient tombs he had stolen in the past, and how he found this place this time, but he was suffering from the fact that he had no way to take out the burial goods in the ancient tomb, so it was delayed until now.
In fact, Yuan Jun is really unlucky, most of his tomb robberies are out of interest, he is not a person who is very persistent about money and cultural relics, let alone forced by his livelihood, he is completely a good boy who practices hard in order to inherit his ancestors' stunts.
Before this ancient tomb, although he had done a lot of such things, they were basically some tombs with a history of only more than 100 years, and the oldest one was only from the early Qing Dynasty, and they were all the tombs of some squires and tyrants.
When he is on vacation, he likes to run to this kind of wilderness, and with the superficial skills handed down by his ancestors, he can indeed see a little feng shui. The discovery of this ancient tomb was an accident, he saw that the valley seemed to have a faint dragon statue, but he did not expect that someone could actually build his tomb in the heart of this mountain. I was really just happy to see the dragon statue, so I played rock climbing once, but accidentally discovered this cave. With his knowledge system, after finding this cave, of course, he immediately realized that this was an ancient tomb, and after several investigations, he still couldn't find an effective means to crack this tomb, so he left the tomb robbery tools here, but Tang Yan found it.
Hearing Yuan Jun's explanation, Professor Ji was angry, he never expected that his proud protégé would be this kind of person, Yuan Jun himself explained that he was just for interest, of course Professor Ji couldn't believe it, he had never heard that someone's interest was tomb robbing.
Listening to it, Professor Ji couldn't listen anymore, and finally walked over quickly: "Yuan Jun! You really ......" The old man trembled with anger, and he couldn't even say the whole thing.
(Thanks to the seven brothers of Starry Sky Story, Cold Flame Sword, Skinny, Big Mouth, Liu Dingkai, Summer Sweater, and Ice Drifting Wind for their tips)
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