0299 Intelligence test

"Tang Yan, what do you mean by this? Captain Duan and I just suddenly thought of something, so we came to discuss it.\\ What do you say about finding things and not looking for things, we don't understand. What are you doing with a dagger in your hand? ”

Yuan Jun is still pretending to be calm, and he still wants to fool the past in a way that he doesn't admit to death.

It's a pity that he is facing Tang Yan, Tang Yan doesn't like to lie, if he wants to lie, he is definitely the ancestor of lying. As far as Yuan Jun is concerned, it is not worth mentioning at all.

"Nima, you have a problem with your IQ. Let me ask you a question, may I ask, on a dark road, a truck is speeding up, but he doesn't even turn on the headlights, why is that? ”

Yuan Jun felt inexplicable, and Captain Duan said excitedly: "I know, it's because it's dark on the road, not the sky, he is driving during the day, of course he doesn't need to turn on the lights!" After that, he said to Yuan Jun very proudly: "I have played this question before, hehe, want to fool me?" There are no doors! ”

However, what he felt strange was why after he said this, Yuan Jun's eyes showed a look of sympathy?

Tang Yan applauded directly, and said with great appreciation: "The answer is correct, Yuan Jun, it seems that Captain Duan is much stronger than your IQ, you see that everyone has answered." Well, I'll give you another chance, please listen to the question! Tang Yan made a gesture and asked, "May I ask a three-point water plus a word, what does this word read?" ”

It was still Captain Duan, who raised his hand and shouted: "I know, I know, this word still reads lai!" ”

Tang Yan nodded, but Yuan Jun became more and more dissatisfied, he knew that Tang Yan was simply entertaining them, but as a result, the IQ of this second-class Captain Duan really had a problem, and he really ran to answer his question.

"So, what about a three-point water plus a de-word?" Tang Yan was still asking.

Captain Duan just wanted to speak, but Yuan Jun couldn't hold back any longer: "Okay." Shut up, you! Can't you see he's molesting? ”

Captain Duan frowned in displeasure, but soon laughed again: "Oops." Thanks to you for stopping me, I almost said that of course it reads qu. But now that I think about it, I'll go and add three points of water to actually read it! Hahaha! ”

looked at Captain Duan beside him and smiled like an idiot. Yuan Jun could only shake his head. I silently thought in my heart, I am not afraid of god-like opponents, but I am afraid of pig-like teammates.

"Tang Yan, what do you want to say? Even though you're part of our command team, you can't come down without permission. ”

"You are paralyzed! You have to turn around and leave, right? Yuan Jun, you really have a IQ, right? Lao Tzu had apparently seen the tactical flashlight, sapper shovel, and the toolbox left behind in this passage, and had also used the contents of the toolbox. This dagger was thrown here casually when Lao Tzu felt that it was useless. If you look closely, isn't this your thing? Tang Yan shook the dagger again, although it was said that Yuan Jun took a closer look. But he didn't really dangle the dagger long in front of his eyes, but put it into the shadows with a slight flicker. Let him see clearly.

When Yuan Jun heard this, he knew that it was impossible to forcibly flicker past, so he said in a deep voice, "What do you want?" ”

"What do you say?" Tang Yan grinned, "I was just a little suspicious at the time, so I deliberately dragged your teacher on the road to chat a few words, but I didn't expect it to be you." Hehe, you're also calling yourself digging your own grave. If you don't come in the evening, I'll never be able to confirm it. Actually, you didn't think about it, even if I found this dagger tomorrow. There's your fingerprints on it, and you can say it's something you accidentally dropped here these days. It's seamless! It's a pity. You're panicking. Tang Yan grinned and looked at Yuan Jun with a mocking gaze, as if he was already the turtle in his urn.

"Anyway, what do you want?" At this point, Yuan Jun seemed to understand the meaning of Tang Yan's words, so he asked calmly, hoping that Tang Yan could quote a price, so that at least there was something to talk about.

Tang Yan smiled: "I account for half of the things you two have gotten over the years." Tang Yan shook his fingers, showing that he didn't want to discuss with Yuan Jun.

"Over the years, I stumbled upon this mausoleum when I was playing rock climbing, and I haven't done it yet. In fact, even if you poke me out of this matter, I will not be punished in any way, at best it will be criticism and education. If I wasn't afraid of embarrassing the teacher and myself not being able to gain a foothold in this industry in the future, I wouldn't have cared about your threats at all! Yuan Jun said sonorously and forcefully, and flatly denied it.

But all this was useless in front of Tang Yan, Tang Yan shook his head: "Okay, since you are not honest, then let's not talk about it." I handed the dagger directly to the police...... Oh, I forgot to tell you, I recorded our conversation just now, and I'm still recording it, so at least you can't deny it. When the time comes, just tell the police! With that, Tang Yan seemed to turn around and leave.

"Wait! I said, I don't want to be ruined, and you seem to be seeking money, it's better to talk about it, if I can give it ......" However, this time Yuan Jun's words were not finished at all, and Captain Duan beside him interrupted his words and said directly: "What nonsense to talk about this kid!" Lao Tzu threw him directly into the valley, and no one would be able to find him for three or two years! ”

After saying that, Captain Duan wanted to make a move, but Tang Yan turned around with a smile, not afraid at all.

Yuan Jun hurriedly grabbed Captain Duan: "You are crazy, you still have three workers up there!" But what about them? Can't even send a signal to us, do you think you can beat him? ”

Captain Duan realized that the situation was not good, yes, the workers he sent to watch the wind from above didn't have time to send them a signal, and this signal was so simple, just press the call button of the walkie-talkie in his hand and make a random sound.

The footsteps stopped, and the two looked at Tang Yan vigilantly.

Tang Yan shook his head and smiled disdainfully: "No sincerity, that Lao Tzu is gone!" ”

"Please stay! Tang Yan, what do you really want? Yuan Jun asked urgently.

"It seems that you not only have a problem with your IQ, but Nima also has a fatal flaw in her hearing, Lao Tzu said, all the cooperation between the two of you over the years, I want half of it! Or, you can't understand Chinese? ”

Yuan Jun seemed to be very hesitant, and still denied it: "It's really just the first time for us, I don't believe you asked Captain Duan." ”

Captain Duan hurriedly said: "That's it, the first time, you found out before you succeeded!" ”

"I'm paralyzing! Now that I've changed my mind, I'm not only going to take half of it, but I also want to beat you two up, and you two have a negative IQ, right? You two testify to each other? Did you two kiss just now and vomit out your brains in disgust? Tang Yan said angrily.

Yuan Jun also knew that he had made a mistake in a hurry, but he still insisted on denying it, Tang Yan rushed over directly and slapped them in the face!

"Lao Tzu said one last time, you can sacrifice your life and wealth, I don't care. But you don't have such a thing as IQ, don't think that everyone else is like you. You don't have to admit it until I'm done pumping you, right? I'm going to be angry. Okay, okay, you give up your life and money, Lao Tzu is gone! With that, Tang Yan turned around and strode back.

Yuan Jun was really anxious at this time, he quickly chased after him, grabbed Tang Yan, and knelt in front of Tang Yan with a pop: "Tang Yan...... No, Uncle Tang, Grandpa Tang, you can let me go! The little things I used to get have already been sold, and the money is almost spent. The only thing I have now is to buy a suite in my hometown, which is not worth much, if you want it, I will give it to you. I'll go home and transfer your title right away......"

Looking at Yuan Jun's snot and tears, Tang Yan said in his heart, this kid has a hard mouth, and he didn't even say a word of truth.

"Okay, it's all over the money, it's okay, okay, you tell me everything you've done before, and since you don't have any money, I'll listen to the story!"

Of course Yuan Jun refused, the last thing he could agree to was to say what he had done before, so he just hugged Tang Yan's legs and rolled around and sobbed silently.

Tang Yan smiled slightly, he already knew what Yuan Jun wanted to do, but he didn't care.

Yuan Jun's hands holding Tang Yan tightened tighter and tighter, and when he felt that it was tight enough that Tang Yan would definitely not be able to break free in a short time, he turned his face and yelled at Captain Duan: "If you don't do it yet, what are you waiting for?" ”

Captain Duan seemed to have cooperated with him for many years, and as soon as he heard this, he immediately rushed forward, and the bright flashlight in his hand went straight to Tang Yan's head without hesitation and smashed it down......

Tang Yan was not in a hurry, his legs were slightly forced, and he parted Yuan Jun's hands, and with a heavy lift of his right foot into the air, he lifted Yuan Jun's more than 100 catties into the air. At this time, Captain Duan didn't even have time to rush in front of Tang Yan, he was already smashed on the mountain by Yuan Jun who had fallen, and the flashlight in his hand also smashed on Yuan Jun's head after weakening his strength......

Two strides past, Tang Yan kicked a few times in a row, and Captain Duan passed out without any suspense. Yuan Jun, on the other hand, was full of horror, blood was dripping from his nose and mouth, Tang Yan deliberately kept him awake and did not knock him out.

"I'm not very interested in money or anything now, I just want to hear the story of you and Captain Duan."

Yuan Jun blinked his eyes, wishing that he would pass out quickly.

"If you don't say anything, you know what the results will be! I'll do to you what you want to do to me! This sentence came out of Tang Yan's mouth lightly, but in Yuan Jun's ears, it was like a thunderstorm, and he obviously wanted to throw Tang Yan into the valley just now. (To be continued)

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