0203 Weight Loss

"Wei Ruoyi, you honestly stay in the car and don't move, no matter what sound you hear, no matter what you see, you can't move even once, you know?" Before going down, Tang Yan still told Wei Ruoyi, he was really a little worried that Wei Ruoyi would move because he saw a dark shadow suddenly outside the car window, and it was a trivial matter to turn around and shake the car down, and it would be really a jade burn if Tang Yan was knocked down.

Hearing Wei Ruoyi's voice of agreement, Tang Yan secretly lucked himself, relaxed the muscles of his whole body, lifted a breath and stored it above the dantian, and then jumped over.

Tang Yan was like a feather, fluttering towards the stone beam, when approaching the body, Tang Yan slightly strained on his waist, and his body moved a little closer to the body.

Above the silent valley, all the sounds seemed to be amplified, and the sound of clothes and car bodies could even be heard in his ears.

A gust of mountain wind blew by, Tang Yan's feet were full of floating soil and broken sand, and he hurriedly lowered his body, and then held the protruding stones on the stone beam with his hands, Tang Yan stabilized his body.

At this time, he realized that although the root of the stone beam was only seven or eight meters away from the road surface above (the rear of the car was one meter away from the road surface, the body was about five meters long, and there was still a gap of about one or two meters between the root of the stone beam and the front of the car), but standing here and standing on it were completely different things.

On the upper side, this level of wind can't even be felt by normal people, and standing here, even the kind of breeze like a spring breeze that you usually say will make you tremble, and even Tang Yan's stupid boldness has a little palpitation.

What I hate more is that the root of the stone beam is still some distance from the part where the front of the car is stuck, Tang Yan stretched out his hand, and he could barely reach the windshield, thanks to the fact that the front of the car has been knocked out of shape, otherwise it is estimated that it will be ten centimeters short.

Tang Yan now needs to climb into the car first to get Wei Ruoyi out of the car, although it is not too difficult for him to get into the car by himself, the light body technique is enough to ensure that he climbs into the car lightly, and it will not shake the body more than a breeze, but if he wants to get Wei Ruoyi out of the car, he doesn't know how much movement will be made.

All of this requires Wei Ruoyi's own cooperation!

Tang Yan raised his face and said to Wei Ruoyi in the car: "Fox, see if the window on your left hand can still be opened." ”

Just now, I saw a black shadow fluttering down from the car window, and now I suddenly heard Tang Yan's voice coming from below me, Wei Ruoyi was startled.

"Tang Yan, why did you run down there?"

"Nonsense, how can I save you if I don't come down? Less nonsense, see if the window on the left hand side can be opened? ”

Wei Ruoyi didn't dare to say more, and hurriedly pressed the button to let the window glass go down, but the window didn't move.

"I can't seem to move, what should I do? The doors are all deformed......"

Tang Yan sighed and said, "Let's see if you can take off your seat headrest...... I tell you, you must be careful and careful, it's not your life now, Nima, Lao Tzu is down there, if you overturn the car, Lao Tzu will also die! It doesn't matter if you die, the world is just missing a scourge, and if Lao Tzu dies, the world will lose a lot! ”

Wei Ruoyi almost didn't get angry, and said in his heart, when is this coming, you still have the heart to tease me, even if the old lady dies today, I will pull you on your back...... But thinking about it again, it seemed that Tang Yan had really been pulled up, and he took the initiative to jump down, and a warm current suddenly rose in Wei Ruoyi's heart.

Turning over hard, Wei Ruoyi touched the pillow behind his head extremely carefully, and then jerked upward, but he didn't dare to use all his strength, for fear of shaking the body.

"I can't take it off, it's too tight......" Wei Ruoyi's cry came again, it seemed that this fox was really not as fierce as she usually showed.

Tang Yan didn't dare to scold Wei Ruoyi at the moment, but just comforted him with kind words: "You take your time, it's not bad for a few minutes, how can you say that you can't pull it out after pulling it out?" You slowly and gently shake it from side to side to see if you can loosen it up a little and pull it out! ”

"Why are you pulling this out?" Wei Ruoyi's voice trembled, but he also gently shook the pillow from side to side according to Tang Yan's words, and finally, from the vibration of his hand, he felt the loosening of the pillow, Wei Ruoyi gently shook the pillow more and more carefully, and finally pulled it out of the back of the chair.

"Pull it out, Tang Yan, what's next? What the hell are you doing down to me? ”

Tang Yan said angrily: "Lao Tzu likes female superiors......"

Wei Ruoyi was speechless for a while, but he didn't dare to ask more, but asked again: "What are you going to do next?" ”

"Are there two very sharp awls under the pillows?"

"Yes......"

"You insert one of them through the gap in the lower edge of the car window, as deep as you can......" Tang Yan suddenly found that the conversation between him and Wei Ruoyi was a little ambiguous, plugging and pulling and clamping too tightly or something.

Of course, Wei Ruoyi didn't have the heart to think about this, she just inserted the pointed steel cone at the root of the pillow into the gap in the lower edge of the car window as she said, but she still didn't dare to use full force, so she could only rely on the gentle shaking from side to side to insert the steel cone as deep as possible.

When the steel cone was inserted almost two-thirds of the way in, Wei Ruoyi said to Tang Yan again: "Tang Yan, it's already two-thirds of the way in, what should I do now?" ”

Tang Yan really wanted to answer, "Then insert it a little deeper, then pull it out and insert it again, piston movement", but he also knew that now was not the time to make such a meat joke.

"Slow down, try to pull the pillow into your own arms, keep the steel cone stuck in the gap under the window, don't pull it out!" - Nima, there is still ambiguity, the gap and pulling out, alas...... Wei Ruoyi gently pulled the pillow into his arms according to Tang Yan's words, but as soon as he moved, the body shook slightly, which frightened Wei Ruoyi and hurriedly stopped, and said tremblingly: "Tang Yan, no, I moved the car a little and shook it a lot......

Is Lao Tzu playing car shock with you? What do you mean when you move the car so much? Are you afraid of anyone seeing?

Tang Yan was also powerless to complain, so he could only muttered a few words in his heart, but he said to Wei Ruoyi: "You try to find a balance, if the car window doesn't open, I can't save you!" ”

Wei Ruoyi cried and shouted, "Are you saving me?" Isn't it up to you to save me? Why do I have to do it all by myself now! ”

"me, are you an idiot this woman? You are in the car, Lao Tzu is outside the car, you don't open the window yourself, do you think Lao Tzu is Liu Qian? Why don't you have a moment to witness a miracle? Would it be nice to just conjure you out or turn you back into your bed? ”

Facing Tang Yan's roar, Wei Ruoyi shut up again, and then Tang Yan heard a sound of mechanical sliding.

"Soup...... Tang Yan...... I opened the skylight, is that okay? Wei Ruoyi's voice seemed very timid, no matter what she looked like, now she was a helpless little girl.

Tang Yan exploded when he heard it: "I'll it, your supercar is a hardtop supercar, how can Nima have a sunroof?" It's so unscientific! "When I sat in the car before, Tang Yan remembered that he didn't see the sunroof at all." When Lao Tzu was in the car before, didn't he see a sunroof? ”

Wei Ruoyi continued to say timidly: "The sunroof is customized by me, I like the feeling of wind coming in from the top of my head, my skylight is not glass, and the interior is also made of the same as other parts, only when it is opened can it be seen!" ”

"You're a sick woman, a good hardtop supercar with a skylight, wouldn't it be better if you just got a convertible?" Tang Yan continued to scold, but in this way, it seemed to reduce Tang Yan's troubles.

"Does the skylight work? Tang Yan, where the hell are you, I'm so scared! ”

"Lao Tzu is below you, but now Lao Tzu is going above you!" After Tang Yan finished saying this, even he felt that he was too yin, and hurriedly added: "You sit down obediently for Lao Tzu, and you are not allowed to move for a while!" ”

Wei Ruoyi also hurriedly agreed: "I don't move, I don't move, I will listen to you for everything!" ”

Your uncle, it's really indecent and obscene, this conversation, no matter how you listen to it, is it a pair of dogs and men doing unscrupulous things.

Tang Yan held on to the mountain on one side, groped for a while, and touched a stone embedded in the mountain, after testing the bearing capacity of the stone, his hand suddenly exerted force, and the qi in his body was stored on the dantian, and his body slowly floated as if he had lost his weight, and then, he actually stood on the protruding stone with one foot.

God knows, the stone was actually just the size of a fist protruding from the mountain...... Without breathing, Tang Yan's toes pressed a little harder on the stone, and after his body paused, he lifted up again, and felt that the stone could no longer bear the weight of his body and broke away from the mountain, rolling down a few times on the stone beam and falling into the abyss, while Tang Yan jumped up again, his body had completely exceeded the position of the roof of the car, and then gently fell on the body.

Even though there was a light body technique, when Tang Yan landed on the roof of the car, there was still a slight vibration, although this vibration would not cause any accidents in the car, but Wei Ruoyi in the car was so frightened that he trembled all over, and his mouth kept shouting.

"Tang Yan, Tang Yan, the wind is coming again, the car is shaking, you hurry up and save me, woo woo, I'm so scared!"

Tang Yan's voice came from the back of Wei Ruoyi's head very ghostly: "It's Lao Tzu who jumped into your car, you fucking shut up for me!" ”

Wei Ruoyi was startled, and turned his head suddenly, but happened to see Tang Yan reaching over and wanting to see her face from the skylight......

(To be continued)