0204 Plug it in, pull it out
It's a weird situation!
Imagine a person who has been in a car accident and has been trapped in the car for hours, although someone is constantly talking up and down to himself (which seems strange enough, Nima can't talk in one place?). After a while, he was still going up and down, was he talking in an elevator? But it's not as terrifying as a person suddenly popping out of front of his eyes!
"My mother is making a road disaster movie, not a thriller horror movie!" Wei Ruoyi vomited in his heart, and shouted loudly, but was slapped on the head by Tang Yan: "Paralyzed you!" Lao Tzu is not strong|Annihilate you! ”
Big brother, can't you change the slot? If you use your lower body all the time, you'll get out of the water...... Oh, it's going to get boring, right?
"How did you get up?" Wei Ruoyi heard Tang Yan's voice, and also saw Tang Yan's face clearly, his heart finally calmed down a lot, and he wanted to stand up anxiously, but he was pressed by Tang Yan again, Wei Ruoyi thought that Tang Yan's position was so erratic, and couldn't help but subconsciously ask again: "Or how did you get down?" ”
"Shut up! Nima, why do you talk so much, is it okay for Lao Tzu to send you to Liu Laogen's big stage to learn how to change the two? Tang Yan slapped Wei Ruoyi's head again, he was definitely addicted to filming.
Although he was beaten, after more than an hour, he was able to see the faces of living people again, especially Tang Yan's face, Wei Ruoyi still felt a lot more settled in his heart. Although Tang Yan's face is no different from more than an hour ago, Wei Ruoyi almost has a feeling that he can't help but want to kiss him.
Of course, this feeling is very hazy, and Wei Ruoyi will not be stupid enough to kiss Tang Yan, and the key is not to kiss Tang Yan!
Tang Yan pulled his hand back from the sunroof, he was actually lying on the back of the Maserati now, and fortunately, the car was completely streamlined, so Tang Yan would not feel that there was something to panic.
"Hand me the saddle pillow!" Tang Yan commanded.
Wei Ruoyi carefully pulled out the pillow from the gap in the car window and tried her best to raise it, Tang Yan only noticed at this time that Wei Ruoyi's pair of raging white rabbits were completely squeezed on the steering wheel, perhaps to be more comfortable, Wei Ruoyi moved her entire chest to the steering wheel, which made her already big chest that suffocated a man look taller and taller.
The buttons of the jacket had long been squeezed open, and the deep ditch in the middle was bottomless, much deeper than the valley below. Before, because Wei Ruoyi's hands were on his chest, his chest was completely blocked from Tang Yan's direction, but now Wei Ruoyi raised his hand and wanted to hand the pillow to Tang Yan, and the whole chest was completely presented in front of Tang Yan's eyes.
"You scratch the fox's capital is really strong!" Tang Yan couldn't help but speak, and then took the pillow.
Wei Ruoyi heard the meaning of Tang Yan's words, and didn't dare to speak, but said in his heart: How can this guy still have the heart to eat ice cream at such a time? If the old lady can really escape, you can see enough!
In fact, Wei Ruoyi really misunderstood Tang Yan, Tang Yan really didn't have the heart to look at it, but this thing was placed in front of your eyes, and it was impossible for you to see it or not, and there was no way to do it. Tang Yan's own life is hanging by a thread now, how can he still have the heart to think about these things.
After getting the pillow, Tang Yan's face disappeared in front of Wei Ruoyi's eyes in an instant, Wei Ruoyi couldn't help but be a little scared, Tang Yan's up and down was too treacherous, especially when he thought of seeing something fluttering from the car window just now, Wei Ruoyi couldn't help but feel creepy, and hurriedly shouted: "Tang Yan...... Tang Yan! ”
"Call|Spring, call! I'm busy! Tang Yan scolded and leaned his body against the mountain as much as possible to reduce the pressure on the car.
By the way, Tang Yan's hand groped on the mountain again, trying to find a bulge that could help him fix his body. This time the luck was obviously better than just now, Tang Yan actually touched a vine. The vine was about a foot long and the diameter was like a hemp rope, Tang Yan grabbed the vine and dragged it vigorously, estimating that this vine could withstand at least four or five hundred catties of strength, so he was relieved. It's just that he dragged it, and some sand and soil inevitably fell on the mountain, falling on the body and crackling, which made people feel a little palpitating above the valley.
Then, Tang Yan said to Wei Ruoyi: "The body may be a little vibrating, but don't worry, Lao Tzu is also in the car now, if something happens, Lao Tzu will die with you, I won't allow this to happen, so, you also shut up for me, Lao Tzu will be scared if you scream and scream, you know?" ”
Although Wei Ruoyi didn't believe that Tang Yan would be frightened by anything at all, he still agreed honestly.
Tang Yan held his breath, raised the pillow in his hand, aimed the two cones below at the rear windshield of the Maserati, and then smashed the two cones of the cushion towards the rear windshield with the way of Wing Chun...... Wing Chun is all about strength, using the shortest distance to send out the most powerful power and hand-to-hand grappling. The strength of Wing Chun is used on the sharp cone of the cushion, and with the penetrating power of the cone, it easily pierces the rear windshield that is already cracked and shattered like a flower. The windshield is sometimes annoying, obviously it is all broken, but because there is a layer of glue on the surface, it can't come off, otherwise Tang Yan really doesn't need to work so hard.
Of course, the body will vibrate, but this vibration is a little smaller than the very small mountain wind, Wei Ruoyi felt the body move in the car, and quickly returned to calm, coupled with Tang Yan's advice in advance, she didn't make a sound at all.
Holding the pillow, Tang Yan turned his wrist and drove the pillow to rotate in the windshield...... It was completely by virtue of the strength of his wrist, even Tang Yan was a little struggling, but soon, a round hole appeared in the windshield.
Tang Yan pulled out the pillow, and began to carefully use one of the sharp cones to scratch the upper edge of the windshield and the seam of the carriage with dark energy, cutting off all the rubber at the seam between the windshield and the carriage, and then he inserted one of the sharp cones of the pillow into the round hole just now, and gently pulled the windshield upward.
If Tang Yan didn't need to grab the vine on the mountain with one hand, he wouldn't need to work so hard, the strength of both hands was enough to open the rear windshield in a relatively safe state, but now he can only use one hand, so Tang Yan has no choice but to do so.
After the windshield was opened, it seemed that the lower part was still very tight, and Tang Yan didn't dare to push too hard, in case he slid down with the car, it would be troublesome.
Tang Yan clung to the vine, and now he only hoped that the vine would not fall off and would be able to carry the weight of his whole body. In this state, in order to insert his legs into the empty space between the windshield and the roof of the car, Tang Yan couldn't even do light body skills.
Pulling the vine again, some sand peeled out, and Tang Yan was shocked. But when it came to this, he could only gamble, he grabbed the vine, then raised his legs high, and then pulled the windshield up a little with his right hand, and stuffed his toes into the gap between the windshield and the roof little by little.
One foot went in, the other was much easier, after Tang Yan's legs were all in, he let go of the pillow and grabbed his right hand on the mountain, and then his left hand also let go of the vines, and with an extremely slight squirming, he finally stuffed the calves of both legs into the carriage...... All this is simple to say, but what Tang Yan has completed is sweating all over, in such a cold night, there are mountain winds blowing from time to time, of course, it can't be hot sweat, it is purely cold sweat, and the slightest carelessness will be doomed.
The calves bent, Tang Yan hung his body on the body with the strength of his legs, and then leaned back with the extremely strong waist and abdominal strength...... "Don't move the car, don't move the car, don't move...... Tang Yan muttered as if chanting, Wei Ruoyi heard Tang Yan talking, but he couldn't hear what he was chanting.
Finally, Tang Yan's back was completely attached to the roof of the car, and his head and hands also poked into the carriage, at this time, Tang Yan said: "Fox, now is the most critical time, as long as you don't cooperate a little, we will fall directly into the valley!" ”
Wei Ruoyi hurriedly said nervously: "Okay, I promise not to move...... It's just that if he hadn't seen Tang Yan's head and hands, Wei Ruoyi wouldn't have heard Tang Yan's voice at all, Tang Yan's current posture has completely changed his voice.
"You slowly put your hands up......," Tang Yan commanded.
Wei Ruoyi did as she said, raised her hands high, Tang Yan gently grabbed her arm, and then said: "Grab my arm in turn......" Wei Ruoyi did it again, both of them grabbed each other's arms, Tang Yan said: "The speed must be slow, the slower the better, slowly stand up straight forward......"
said to be standing, but Wei Ruoyi's body was in a very strange posture.
Wei Ruoyi before had always been with his butt next to the cushion, but he didn't feel like sitting down at all, and the weight of his whole body was pressed on the steering wheel. She was still sitting in relation to the car, but relative to the horizontal plane, she was actually lying on the steering wheel with her legs bent. In this posture, it is actually easier to get Wei Ruoyi out from below, that is, directly in front of the car, but the front of the car has long been deformed, and the front face of the Maserati is completely attached to the stone beam, and there is no gap at all, so it cannot be achieved at all.
Now that Tang Yan asked her to stand up, Wei Ruoyi could only try to adjust the posture of her legs, stepped on the floor of the carriage, and began to squirm forward like a small worm......
(To be continued)