Chapter 290: It's still early, and the years are quiet.
Long white hair, yin and yang eyes, barefoot at least 1.75 meters, and a pair of big starting E cups, such a Mo Chou, is it swollen?
Li Guo is really confused, the woman behind the disabled Zhijian is clearly Mo Chou. But there is nothing like Mo Chou in all aspects, and in general, it looks weird ...... "Mo Chou?" Li Guo put aside his crippled Zhijian, walked in front of Mo Chou, who was not much shorter than him, and looked up and down: "You...... Is this your archetype? β
"Xianggong!" But at this moment, Mo Chou's voice came from behind Li Guo: "Xianggong, Mo Chou is here!" That's not Mo Chou! β
Li Guo was startled, turned around, and sure enough, he found that his flawless Mochou, who was just one meter six tall, with a little baby fat and small dimples, and his hair combed into a cute girlish shape, was standing less than five meters away from him, with a sword box behind him and a huge cantaloupe in his hand.
Right! This is the real Mochou!
Li Guo quickly took a few steps back, stood beside Mo Chou, and looked at the disabled Zhijian: "Who is this woman?" Why does he look the same as Mo Chou? β
The disabled Zhijian snorted coldly, turned sideways and tilted his head at the woman: "Little scratcher, introduce yourself." β
The woman's eyes narrowed, then she suddenly crouched down and slapped her hands the ground.
Suddenly there was a loud roar, and a huge tower as high as a hundred feet rose up out of thin air on the ground, which looked extremely amazing, but if you looked closely, you could find that this tower was actually just a phantom, and it was only a faΓ§ade. It's just that the aura that emanates from the tower is genuine, and the power is very domineering.
Li Guo suddenly felt a chill on his scalp, and a cold breath poured in from his neck, sliding down his backbone, and finally made Li Guo's chrysanthemum tighten.
"Lock...... Lock...... Lock...... Lock ......" Li Guo's lips curled, and his tongue trembled: "Demon ...... Demon ......"
"You guessed it." Zhijian, who was disabled, sighed helplessly: "People are not as good as heaven, after going around such a big circle, small scratches still appeared." β
And in the next few hours, under Li Guo's extremely tough attitude, Guo's father and the disabled Zhijian restored the truth of the matter to Li Guo one after another, in great detail, even including who was the accomplice and who was the harborer, anyway, Li Guo heard it with a belly of anger.
The cause of the matter is actually very simple, simply put, it comes from the lifelong fighting method of Guo Dad and Guo Ye, and Grandpa Guo gave Li Guo Mo Chou, which was calculated by the ancestors all the way. Guo Dad can't change it, which is actually understandable. But Guo's father was born rebellious, and the rebellious period lasted for nearly thirty years, even after Grandpa Guo passed away, he still expressed disbelief in this matter in his heart.
Since you are not convinced, it will break out sooner or later after accumulation. And the first thing after the outbreak was to start mixing Li Guo's private life, although Li Guo and Bird Zijing met by accident, but the accident must be that Guo Dad caught lots in Lily and Bird Essence, two girls who can breed with Li Guo, and caught Bird Zijing...... Yes, that's right. The origin of this absurd wedding is because Daddy Guo caught the lot and caught the bird essence instead of the lily. In his words, no matter how unruly Lily is a wild horse, falling into the hands of the old Li family, three days, at most three days, she will be honest. Of course, Li Guo didn't believe in Guo Dad's cowhide at all, and after being in contact with Lily for so long, he knew that this woman was actually crazy, if it happened to be Li Ran, it would be called a gentle and virtuous lady, and that would be a natural wife. But when I was unlucky enough to run into the Lily Queen, I stepped on a piece of dog shit weighing 35.35 kilograms, and my whole foot could be trapped in it. Ya is not only brutal, fierce, insidious, and cunning, but also cold-blooded and has no feelings at all.
If such a woman gets home as a wife, let alone three days, it is estimated that Li Guo will die suddenly at home the next afternoon, so Guo's father also said that even if it is a lily, after careful consideration, he will still choose the bird essence in the end.
In other words, Toriko must become his daughter-in-law! This is an established fact, and it must not be changed by anyone, including Li Guo! And his attitude was so resolute that the nine cows couldn't pull it back, and he told Li Guo very mightily that it was impossible to regret the marriage, and the ability of the paper contract was still there, unless Li Guo committed suicide, there were no conditions to negotiate.
When Li Guo was bargaining with him, the table was also slapped, and his anger was also rising. But Li Guo was always stunned when facing his father, and no matter how he struggled, he was tightly sealed by his scoundrel and sullen father.
Of course, Guo Dad has also made a lot of preferential measures in this regard, in order to make up for Mo Chou's psychological trauma, he not only promised to hold a grander and grander celebration than this time when Mo Chou became an adult and could hold a wedding. And all the industries that originally belonged to Li Guo were passed on to Mo Chou's hands, and Li Guo now except for the croton that belongs to him, even if it is a pair of socks, it is Mo Chou's.
Therefore, Li Guo, who is the current head of the Li family, has become a bare-bones commander...... Li Guo has no opinion at all, anyway, these things are the same in anyone's hands, and he is not worried that Mo Chou will change his mind or anything, after all, the biggest difference between people and demons is that the position of goblins has been much firmer than that of humans since ancient times, just look at Amber Croton, Amber once told Li Guo that he has the financial resources to buy out a country, and he has to go to a restaurant to work for half a day even to eat a fish...... Mochou is certainly no exception.
Of course, Li Guo didn't think about regretting marriage or anything. He simply felt that he was being arranged like this, and he was a little unhappy, as for the bird spirit...... What man would worry about having a beautiful, cute and energetic wife?
Monogamy does not conform to the laws of biological development...... This is what the scholar taught Li Guo.
Of course, when asked if Shu Ye had a girlfriend, Shu Ye, an old rascal, just smiled and said nothing, but the silver evil in his eyes remained very deeply in Li Guo's mind. And by the sentence "Men can find as many as they want, as long as they are stable, they are stable." It completely touched Li Guo's heart...... Of course, Li Guo didn't think about all kinds of disputes in the future, such as bloody heads...... So he still thinks that if he can have less, he can do less, but some of them really can't be left behind, so just continue, just like Sister Xue, if Li Guo says to her now, "You better leave me, it's for your good." It's strange that Sister Xue doesn't play with Li Guo or find a short-term meeting.
So in the end, when Guo's father patted Li Guo's shoulder obscenely and told Li Guo that "Daddy won't hurt you", Li Guo's reaction was also peaceful.
But the next question is more acute. That's the new lock demon tower that was called a "little scratcher" by the disabled will. This woman has Sister Xue's gentle white hair, Mo Chou's delicate face, the landlord's sister's moist temperament, Amber's delicate and capable, Bird's long legs of 1.6 meters and Sister Ran Ran's soft and elastic ** that has always made Li Guo miss very much...... That is to say, the lock demon tower that is sitting on the side and staring at the little new girl is a miscellaneous collection that gathers the various characteristics of the girls around Li Guo, and the purpose of her arrival this time is obviously not to come to Li Guo for a meal and catch up.
Of course, when talking about the issue of the Lock Demon Tower, the disabled Zhijian, Jiuzhong Shanhe and Guodad all reported a pessimistic attitude, and those in the know, such as Uncle Xuanyuan Jian's Jiuzhong Mountains and Rivers, said that the Lock Demon Tower blooms once in three thousand years, bears fruit in three thousand years, and bears fruit in three thousand years...... No, it's skewered. It is a reincarnation of 5,000 years, and every transformation will bring endless disasters to the land of Shenzhou, such as the extinction of the dinosaurs because the Lock Demon Tower attracted meteorites, such as the Ice Age was the Lock Demon Tower that shaded the sun, such as 2012 The Lock Demon Tower...... "Okay, godfather." I once thought you were the most reliable, but I didn't expect you to be more reliable than my father. Li Guo sighed in disappointment: "Do you want to say that Obama is actually one of the incarnations of the Lock Demon Tower?" β
Guo Dad sighed: "Actually, let's be honest with you." The Lock Demon Tower actually runs with spiritual power, and your spiritual power is of the same origin as him and there are a lot of them. It came over naturally. β
The disabled Zhijian also added next to him: "Xiao Scratch is a monster that specializes in sucking child essence, Xiao Guoguo, you have to be careful." β
Li Guo glanced at the Lock Demon Tower: "Also, why do I see things with double images now?" β
As soon as these words came out, the other three delegates of the quadripartite meeting were all stunned, and then you looked at me and I looked at you, with a look of "I don't know where to start."
"Talk? Grunge! Li Guo accentuated his tone: "Will it be blind?" β
The disabled Zhijian patted Li Guo's shoulder vigorously: "Brother, you have to hold on!" β
As he spoke, he took out his mobile phone and handed it to Li Guo. And after Li Guo got the phone, he posed and took a selfie, and when the photo was displayed...... "This fucking cheat daddy!! β
Everything else is normal, but the third eye on his forehead is wide with anger, and it looks like Nima is the reincarnation of the Erlang God...... Howling? Where is the Howling Sky?
It's not bad to say that it's like Erlang, how majestic and domineering it looks. But what a awkward look at these eyes on Li Guo's head, with faint blue eyes and long eyelashes, it looks like a husky. What's even more outrageous is that these eyes are Nima's sideways! Horizontal!
If it is said that the vertical is the Erlang God, this horizontal and long life is the water monster of Erlang Mountain! How did Li Guo go out to meet people? How do I get to a class reunion? How do I go to Walmart to buy 13 yuan 8 roast chicken? How do I get a free refill of coffee at McDonald's? How to go to the university gate to see the college girls in Ziyanhong? How do you go to a food stall and eat a rice bowl with eight pieces and five? How to get there...... Li Guo suddenly didn't want to live...... "Do you really want to scream?" Father Guo teased Li Guo heartlessly: "I brought it here." β
After speaking, Guo's father turned around and opened the door of the next room, and as soon as the door opened, the divine earth dog Xiaotian and the old cat Daiyu and Daiyu's apprentice, the crystal lion named Simba, the little new girl, swooped out, and as soon as the divine earth dog Xiaotian came out, he rushed straight to Li Guo, sticking out his tongue and looking at Li Guo with a happy face.
"Ah Jiu, take a photo." Zhijian, who is disabled, asked Jiuzhong Mountains and Rivers to take pictures, and squeezed Li Guo at the same time: "When the time comes, I will post it on the Internet, and I have thought of the title, which is called "Erlang God and the Dog Reunite Again After 3,300 Years". β
Li Guo glared at the disabled Zhijian with three eyes, and then covered the eye on his forehead with his hand: "Why don't you give me an explanation, okay?" β
Guo's eyelids drooped, and he took out a pack of cigarettes from Li Guo's pocket: "It's Heavenly Punishment, this is called the Eye of Heavenly Punishment." will be inherited. β
As he spoke, such an eye slowly bloomed on Guo's forehead, but unlike Li Guo, his eyes were vertical, looking quite murderous, just like the angry King Kong in the temple, and there was a sense of pride in those eyes, which was very powerful.
When Li Guo saw it, he was immediately furious, and stood up with his eyes open, but he couldn't say a word excitedly!
"Look, I know I've got a lot to hide from you, so you don't have to be so excited." Daddy shrugged: "Beware of sudden death." β
Li Guo took a deep breath and shouted loudly: "Why! Why yours is upright! β
This heartfelt roar made everyone in the room stunned, and then Mo Chou couldn't help but laugh out loud, but he may have found that the occasion was wrong, so he hurriedly covered his mouth with his sleeve and laughed like a fart...... "Genetic mutation...... Guo Dad couldn't explain: "Don't you want to know the origin of this thing?" I'll tell you today. β
It turns out that this thing, that is, the legendary weapon that harms the descendants and delays the descendants, as long as there is this thing, within three generations, the better the life, the faster the death. This is only one of the signs of the so-called heavenly punishment, and other complications such as weak physique since childhood, being able to see unclean things, and being prone to sudden death, etc., are not listed by Guo Dapa.
So this is one of the reasons why Li Guo was changed his life and sealed his spiritual power since he was a child, after all, even if Li Guo had spiritual power when he was a child, he couldn't resist the abduction and deception of demons and monsters from all walks of life.
And usually this kind of heavenly punishment will not be added to people casually, after all, if it is an ordinary person, God will kill him with a thunderbolt, and it will not cause disaster to his descendants. So under normal circumstances, most of the people with this kind of heavenly punishment eye have not done anything heinous, but have done something against the sky. Or something that seriously disrupts the balance of the game or violates the constraints of nature.
It's like Daddy.
Guo Dad's talent is actually not as good as Li Guo, when he was born, he could only be regarded as a middle-class posture, and at the age of fourteen, he invested in Shushan, and became the first master of Shushan at that time, Yu Hengzi, that is, the closed disciple of the old man who was just made a coke.
As for how tall, Guo Dad didn't say, but it must be more than two floors higher, after all, with his own cultivation and the Li family's ability to control beasts, it is not easy to think of garbage. And people, once they are awesome, they can't contain their desire to move forward on a more awesome road.
This is a heavenly surname, in fact, there is nothing to blame. But here's the problem, you can think of it, a seventeen-year-old boy, put it now, it's still sitting in the class of high school, listening to the boring math class, while facing the ** infinite reverie of the girl with good development in front of him. If there is any self-control, it is strange.
So Guo Dad made a mistake, he hid it from everyone and walked into the inside of the Lock Demon Tower. That's right, it's the lock demon tower that is sitting next to it just by looking at it and already giving people a feeling of scratching. and successfully defeated the various illusions and guardian formations inside, and walked to the top of the tower.
And with the spiritual power of the Lock Demon Tower, he began to boost his cultivation.
This is amazing, from the age of seventeen to the age of nineteen, Guo Dad seems to have changed from the first master of the younger generation to the absolute number one master, and even after taking the Xuanyuan Sword at the age of eighteen, that is, after the ninefold mountains and rivers, even the master Yu Hengzi is not his one general.
Gradually, however, he felt that something was wrong. His own killing qi is getting stronger and stronger, this murderous qi is very similar to the sword qi, but there is also a difference, the so-called sword qi, that is called Haoran righteousness, although people are divided into good people and bad people, but the sword qi is righteousness, this is an indisputable fact. But murderous aura is different, murderous aura will affect people's hearts.
So Daddy Guo was a little frightened when he noticed that he was becoming more and more murderous and less able to control his intelligence, but just as he was about to stop, the Flower Demon Slayer Legion appeared...... This fool, who took it as his mission to kill all the people with special abilities in the world, unscrupulously launched wave after wave of slaughter, and finally attacked the main hall of Shushan.
This includes the heads and disciples of those who defected.
The enemy is numerous, and the skills are varied. Seeing that Shushan, which was gradually declining, was not an opponent, Guo Dad was in a hurry and completely activated the Lock Demon Tower...... Then, he appeared in front of everyone like a demon god descending into the world, and he was also the same as Li Guo back then, a heavenly demon reincarnated. Then with the Xuanyuan Sword, the left and right flashes like the possession of the killing god, not only overturned the Huahua Legion alone, but also slashed the lily under the knife. And he also achieved a thousand beheadings, and those traitors to the alliance were almost killed by him alone.
If it weren't for the fact that he still had a trace of clarity, maybe those heads or something would have been killed by him seven or eight times ago.
But on the night of the end of the war, the punishment of heaven came...... Guo Dad didn't expect it at all, if it weren't for the Xuanyuan Sword and the elder disciples of the Shushan Sect to form a hundred and eight Tiangang Array, it is estimated that Guo Dad would have been wiped out long ago.
But even so, Guo Dad was still given the Heavenly Punishment Eye...... "Later, later." Li Guo asked, "Don't gasp for breath?" β
"Later?" Guo Dad glanced sideways at the Lock Demon Tower: "I sealed the Lock Demon Tower with the Nine Mountains and Rivers, and abandoned the sword forever." Then I gave birth to you a little rabbit cub and adopted Ran Ran. β
Saying that, Guo Dad took out a small cloth bag: "This is the jade pendant on Ran Ran's body when he was born, put it on you." You call it fate. β
Li Guo was stunned: "It's so complicated......"
The disabled Zhijian laughed so hard that he sobbed: "This is still called complicated? Later, you'll find out that so many things can be so complicated that you faint. β
(To be continued)