Chapter 291: Beauty Scheming

"There's a technical term called "The Extreme of Things Must Be Reversed." Daddy Guo smiled and continued: "This eye will not get cataracts, even if you are blind in the other two eyes, you will not be blind. ”

"What kind of thing is this, it must be ......reversed" Li Guo was really a little speechless, and when facing the rather nonsensical Guo Daddy, he always had a sense of powerlessness: "Except for this, there is nothing else?" ”

Guo Dad pondered for a moment, suddenly his eyes lit up, and he raised a finger: "One more point!" ”

Li Guo suddenly became excited, and hurriedly asked, "What?" ”

"Very handsome!" Guo Dad opened his own eyes: "Look, how domineering." ”

Li Guo's heart suddenly cooled, and he casually pointed to his eye: "Does it look like an alien?" It's a big difference horizontally and vertically. ”

And Daddy Guo smiled gloatingly and stood up: "Little comrade, there is still a long way to go." You have the ability to trample everyone under your feet, you just have more than 20 arms on your ass, and you are still domineering. ”

As he spoke, Daddy Guo turned around and walked towards the door: "There's still your mess to clean up outside, do you want to go out and have a look, it's like a zoo." ”

Li Guo thought for a while, then thought about it again and again, and finally nodded: "I'm a little late." ”

After Guo Dad left, the Nine Mountains and Rivers also turned into the shape of Xuanyuan Sword, quietly hovering in the middle of the room, while the disabled Zhijian was gulping down the food packed in a lunch box with his surname, like a hungry ghost reincarnated.

"Isn't it a bit of a meal?" While thinking of a way to cover the eyes on his forehead, Li Guo complained about the cruel eating appearance of the disabled Zhijian: "I remember that you are a sword, right?" ”

The disabled Zhijian ate all the things at hand in two bites, wiped his mouth and raised his head: "You can't stop a sword's thirst for food." ”

Li Guo touched his chin: "I've always had a problem, I always see you eating, but I haven't seen you." How is this done? ”

When the disabled Zhijian heard this, he squirted the things in his mouth on the table, and glanced at Li Guo strangely, and then turned his head to look at Mo Chou next to him: "See, the things in your ** Xianggong's mind are just different from normal people." ”

Mo Chou shrugged his shoulders very clearly, and replied habitually: "This is Mo Chou's father-in-law." ”

Li Guo smiled, walked to Mo Chou's side with a triumphant expression, pinched her little face, and then sat down beside the Lock Demon Tower: "I'm wondering, why would you mix and match like this." Isn't it good for you to become Liu Yifei and Huang Shengyi or something? ”

The expression of the sister of the Lock Demon Tower, who was carefully studying a watch, was cold, she looked up at Li Guo, and then slowly lowered her eyelids, and continued to stare at the children's cartoon watch in her hand.

The watch is Xiaoxin, and Xiaoxin's sister is now holding the crystal lion Simba, who has grown older than her, but will still tremble after seeing her, swaying from side to side, full of excitement.

"Hey...... Anyway, we've fought side by side. Li Guo was obviously a little overwhelmed by the attitude of the Demon Lock Tower: "You don't have to be so cold, right?" How much should I tell me the name. ”

Sister Lock Demon Tower didn't even lift her eyelids this time, she just gently put the cartoon watch on the cartoon armrest, stretched out her slender white fingers, and poked Li Guo's nostrils...... "Ouch...... I said......" Li Guo's tears were poked out, and he hurriedly retreated several meters, covering his nose: "What does this mean?" Are you saying hello over there? ”

And Mo Chou's expression was already gloomy, and his eyes and breath were locked on the lock demon tower. It seemed that he was ready to attack, and instinctively shrouded the Lock Demon Tower in the range of a one-hit kill.

Sister Lock Demon Tower obviously felt it, it quickly pulled out a pen from Li Guo's jacket pocket, and wrote it on the palm of her hand: "You can't speak, the nonsense is self-respecting." ”

Li Guo and Mo Chou were stunned for a moment, blinking their eyes and looking at the Lock Demon Tower. And Li Guo is even more confused, this guy, usually plays the small game of summoning beasts when he has nothing to do, regardless of day and night, "Li Guo Li Guo Li Guo" is called not playing. Now suddenly a sentence pops up that I can't speak...... Doesn't this play people?

"It can't really speak." Zhijian, who is disabled, has now drunk a little wine and eaten peanuts: "The body of the little scratch is still in Shushan, and what is here now is just a body built by pure spiritual energy, barely locking the soul." ”

Li Guo was stunned: "Then it...... A mute? ”

"Dumb good." The disabled Zhijian nodded repeatedly: "Dumb people don't talk nonsense, don't tell me, after you played with birds and reptiles, you now have a strong interest in buildings, right?" ”

"Fart......" Li Guo scolded weakly: "Who do you think of me?" ”

"That's it." The disabled Zhijian smiled sinisterly: "Don't you think the little scratch is very exciting?" It is a copycat machine, from Motorola to iPhone, all the features are readily available. Such a girl, do one top ten, don't you really itch? ”

As soon as Li Guo heard it, he knew that the disabled Zhijian was talking nonsense again, so he rubbed the hand with the nostrils on the back of the disabled Zhijian, and then took Mo Chou's hand: "Look at her, take Xiaoxin." I'll go back as soon as I go. ”

The disabled Zhijian shook his head: "My apprentice is fine, I don't care about the little scratch." Not that ability. ”

"You definitely have." Li Guo poked his body with his hand: "If something happens, I will put you back in the Li family ancestral hall." ”

"Look......" Zhijian, who was disabled, turned his head to look at Mo Chou: "He threatened me again." ”

Mo Chou thought for a while, and tapped his chin with his finger: "After putting it back, Mo Chou will add three or five more seals, and the world will be naturally pure." ”

"I said...... You team of dogs and men ...... "Physically handicapped and angry, angry and scolding.

But when he was scolding, Li Guo had already pushed open the door and walked out. The originally beautiful and shy scenery of the water town has become a complete mess, and all the demons have turned into their original forms, including the awesome Snow Sister and Bird Spirit.

Sister Xue was hovered on top of Li Guo's house, and the length of dozens of meters looked quite impressive, and she threw her head coldly in front of Li Guo when Li Guo came out: "Brother...... I'll have about half an hour to get back into ......."

Li Guo gently touched the scales on Sister Xue's body, nodded, and looked around: "What about the bird and Xiaokui?" ”

"They ......" Sister Xue's expression was obviously embarrassed: "...... on the beach"

Seeing Sister Xue's seemingly unspeakable expression, Li Guo was stunned, then said hello, and ran straight in the direction Sister Xue said. Just now, when Li Guo and Sister Xue were talking, they almost instinctively felt that something must be wrong with things, otherwise Sister Xue, who has always been unable to speak and not know how to hide it, would not have such a look of wanting to speak and stopping...... On the way in the past, Li Guo passed by all kinds of strange creatures from time to time, such as a bird with nine heads, a wolf with four or five tails, a very beautiful white fox, and a huge wild boar that was enough for three thousand people to eat for half a year...... The whole area has been transformed into a playground for monsters, and there is even a family of three flying eels and a turquoise spider the size of a tank...... And Mo Chou explained to Li Guo what kind of monsters these are while walking, and most of the names of the monsters are beautiful, such as what "Jade Pipa Essence", "Jiuqu Carp Essence" and "Xiangfei Demon" are beautiful literary names, but through Mo Chou's explanation, Li Guo also found that the so-called Xiangfei Demon is just a chair spirit, and the so-called Silver Plate Demon is just a mirror.

However, on the whole, what he saw and felt along the way still far subverted Li Guo's understanding of the world.

"How can anything become a fine ......" Li Guo asked Mo Chou with emotion: "Is there a bicycle demon?" ”

Mo Chou stupidly hehele: "Isn't that a Transformer?" That day, Mo Chou went to collect a car as a little brother, and his name was Bumblebee. ”

"You have a good sense of substitution, and you already look like a modern person in less than a year." Li Guo petted Mo Chou's little hand: "When I first came, even my mobile phone scared you." ”

Mo Chou also smiled proudly: "Mo Chou also took the copper plate to KFC to buy the whole family bucket!" ”

Li Guo was teased by Mo Chou like this, and his mood suddenly improved a lot, and he gently hugged Mo Chou's shoulder: "Mo Chou...... Actually, I'm quite sorry for you. ”

“?” Mo Chou's face was full of doubts: "Why did Xianggong say this?" ”

Li Guo smiled awkwardly: "Actually...... I ......"

Mo Chou's eyes rolled: "Xianggong wants to say that the warbler Yanyan beside you has spent, can't you just love Mo Chou alone?" ”

Li Guo snorted, although this was what he wanted to say. But all along, he tried his best to avoid this question, after all, it was unfair to Mo Chou, and to be honest, it also violated Li Guo's moral code.

"Of course Mo Chou is angry." Mo Chou puffed up his cheeks pitifully: "But Mo Chou believes in fate, maybe others disdain it, but Mo Chou does believe it." According to what Mo Chou knew in the past, Xianggong will be used to repay debts in this life. Mo Chou owes them a lot, no, no. This is a karmic obstacle, karmic cause and effect, no matter how many reincarnations there are, you can't avoid it. When Mo Chou was young, he often thought that people would win the day, but the bigger and more powerful, the more confused he became, and many things were simply Mo Chou's powerlessness to resist. ”

It was the first time Li Guo heard Mo Chou say such profound words, and even Li Guo, a young man who was a quasi-language master, was a little ignorant.

"If the prime minister abandons someone for Mo Chou, this karma will also be transferred to Mo Chou." Mo Chou sighed deeply: "Mo Chou doesn't want to pay off debts for anyone, even if it's you." Therefore, Mo Chou is also a selfish person, and besides, even if Mo Chou asks you to abandon it, do you have the courage to do so? ”

Li Guo shook his head gloomily.

"Isn't that right?" Mo Chou shook his head proudly: "Mo Chou didn't either." Mo Chou was unwilling, and even wanted to kill. But Mo Chou always remembered the teachings of his master, in today's words, it is 'empathy'. If Mo Chou is a father, Mo Chou is not reluctant, and the fetters of several generations cannot be changed by who says it. What's more, Mo Chou is not painful, it is the environment since he was a child, Mo Chou feels very satisfied with having a home, that is to say, whoever dares to break up Mo Chou's home, Mo Chou will teach him never to be born. ”

When Mo Chou spoke, he was really domineering, the princess is still a princess, and the arrogance that exudes from her bones is definitely something that ordinary people can't have.

"Therefore, don't blame Mo Chou for being old and sophisticated, it is really dangerous in the world, and Mo Chou has become a habit." Mo Chou said, holding Li Guo's arm tightly: "What Mo Chou expects is that one day the prince can overlook the mountains, and stomping his feet and clapping his hands can make people feel gallant, and at that time, Mo Chou can sleep peacefully at home to eat, drink and have fun, and no longer take care of those bloody rains." ”

After listening to Mo Chou's words, Li Guo was really silent. To be honest, Mo Chou's requirements are not high, he just tells Li Guo that he wants to be a little woman who is happy and happy and has a short family. This request is not outrageous, it is completely reasonable, and it is much simpler than the requirements of the so-called aristocratic ladies who only need any lv and channel, do not sit above the BMW car, and do not eat in high-end restaurants.

But this is for Li Guo...... It's really hard! To do this, Li Guo first has to surpass Mo Chou and be able to make Mo Chou feel warm and safe. This is not difficult to achieve in ordinary people's homes, at most it is enough to work hard. Can be placed on Li Guo...... There are some things that Li Guo can't just say, as a Li Guo who looks very soft and wilted, but is actually a pure man in his bones, he really disdains to use some empty words to perfunctory.

Therefore, relatively speaking, Li Guo really can't wait for what Mo Chou wantsLV BMW, Dior and Hermes, these things are just a matter of hooking his fingers for Li Guo now, if you like it...... Li Guo can even change the brand of LV to MC from today...... "It's okay, Xianggong." Mo Chou hooked Li Guo's chin like a female hooligan: "Mo Chou is waiting for you." ”

Li Guo took a deep breath and stretched out his little finger: "Pull the hook." ”

Seeing Li Guo's expression, Mo Chou breathed a long sigh of relief, and then stretched out his fingers and hooked Li Guo tightly: "Xianggong, come on!" ”

Li Guo nodded firmly: "Definitely!" ”

Mo Chou lowered her head and smiled slyly, in fact, she did know the difficulty of this matter. And to be honest, Mo Chou didn't care about these things, but after a series of things during this time, Li Guo seemed to have some feelings of inaction and inaction. Everything that existed made Li Guo lose the momentum he had at the beginning. At that time, Li Guo could surprise everyone every three or five days, and he was able to break through the limit in just a few days, from the imperial sword to the heavenly sword. But in the later days, Li Guo was obviously a little sunk.

There are always lazy surnames. Of course Mo Chou knew this, so as a smart girl, Mo Chou did not scold Li Guo for being unmotivated, nor did he use the inferior comparison method of other people's children to stimulate Li Guo's blood surname, let alone cry and hang himself.

Instead, he quietly increased the pressure on Li Guo a little bit. And the reason why Mo Chou would do this is precisely because she clearly knows that Li Guo loves her more than himself.

"Xianggong." After Li Guo took the initiative to make a promise, Mo Chou called Li Guo sweetly: "You know that Mo Chou is actually a very family-loving woman." ”

Li Guo rolled his eyes: "I know, otherwise I wouldn't be so homely......"

"So what." Mo Chou, like all girls in love, smiled innocently: "Xianggong, you have to protect our home." ”

"Definitely." Li Guo nodded: "But if I have a dead ball...... Don't be martyred or anything. ”

"Don't worry about it." Mo Chou wrinkled his nose: "Sister Xue won't either, neither will Xiaoxin's mother, only birds will." ”

Just as Li Guo was about to ask Mo Chou why only Bird Zijing would be martyred, the two had already bypassed the photo wall with the huge Li character written on it, and as soon as they bypassed the photo wall, the whole world suddenly changed its face...... When the sea is really clear and white, the coconut shadow is swaying, and the blue sea seems more peaceful than usual after the thunderstorm has passed, so quiet that people can no longer leave it at a glance.

And just when Li Guo was about to walk forward, he suddenly found that his road was completely blocked, although there was an empty space in front of him, but there seemed to be a transparent glass wall erected in front of him...... "What is this?" Li Guo reached out and touched it, and sure enough, it was a glass-like feeling: "It's blocked." ”

Mo Chou also reached out and touched it, but her hand passed directly through the wall blocking Li Guo and passed through...... "Xianggong is not in a hurry, wait for Mo Chou to go and investigate." ”

Li Guo hummed, sat on the spot, lit a cigarette, and lay on the snow-white and delicate sand, basking in the bright and scorching March sun, blowing the wind with the smell of salty kelp, and felt suddenly relaxed...... But just when a cigarette was just finished, Li Guo suddenly heard Mo Chou's shout: "Don't ...... No! Mo Chou said no! Help me! ”

Li Guo was anxious when he heard this, and when he was about to break the wall, Mo Chou's figure had already appeared in front of Li Guo...... And next to her, there was a man who was dragging her arm...... Li Guo's eyes followed his arm and looked up, first seeing the face of the bird spirit, then the neck, collarbone, and grandmother...... Waist, hair, and long legs...... And the bird spirit also seemed to find that there was another person besides Mo Chou, his face changed, and he suddenly screamed, and squatted underground at three o'clock...... Li Guo twisted his head to the side: "You're not afraid of being peeed at......"

Bird Zijing was stunned for a moment and found that it was Li Guo. With a cut sound, he stood up from the ground, and walked back with his waist crossed: "Who do I think it is, I am bathing in the light." Go back. ”

Li Guo knocked on the crystal wall with his hand: "Hey...... Don't [***]! ”

"I'm scared, I'm afraid." Bird Zijing turned around and faced Li Guo naked: "This is your own territory, okay?" Feed with a high safety factor. By the way, don't go, come over to me. ”

Li Guo thought for a while: "Then you put on your clothes first......

(To be continued)