"Actually, I'm the head of the Loose Sect." Guo's father looked at Li Guo very seriously: "Yes! That's it. ”

Li Guo gritted his back molars: "No cliff, is it......?"

"Yes, yes." Guo's father was not polite and shameless at all: "That's it, I also have a junior sister named Li Qiushui, and now it's your mother." ”

"You fart." Guo's mother walked in from outside with a bottle of wine, walked through the living room, and put the wine on the wine rack in the small room of the storage room, except for scolding Guo's father, she didn't even look at him.

Guo's father glanced at Guo's mother, and then leaned over to Li Guo's side with a mysterious face: "Your mother doesn't want others to know her true identity." ”

"Hu ......" Li Guo almost blurted out, but fortunately he stopped it in time: "Okay, you continue to make it up, I'll see what flowers you can make up." ”

Guo Dad shrugged: "You don't even believe this, then I fortunately didn't say that I was the head of Shushan." ”

Li Guo leaned back on the sofa: "Can you tell me, in fact, you are the president of the United States?" ”

"Good!" Guo Dad is still the same: "Actually, I am the president of the United States!" ”

Li Guo waved his hand: "You are purely, you obviously lost a game, and you don't tell the truth." ”

Guo Dad held his chin with his hand, his eyes flickering: "Okay, I'll tell the truth." ”

Li Guo nodded: "It can't be too unscored." ”

"Actually......" Guo's father opened his head, and then immediately stared at Li Guo with his eyes: "Don't be scared when I say it." ”

"Okay......" Li Guo squeaked the armrests of the rattan sofa: "Say it!" ”

"I'm the head of Shushan." Guo Dad patted his chest unashamedly: "Really." ”

Li Guo clasped his ears: "Say something I don't know......"

"You're fifty years old, aren't you?" Daddy Bird, who was watching TV, suddenly turned around: "Can you be a little serious!" ”

Hearing Father Bird's words, Li Guo thought that he had finally found someone who could get the exact data, but in the next second, Li Guo found that Father Bird's eyebrows were raised...... At that time, Li Guo collapsed, this expression was too familiar to him, every time the bird essence was about to pull the skin, it would definitely be this established expression, and it would never fall short. According to the theory of genetics, there should be no big difference between these two people...... "Your father is really the head of Shushan." ”

After speaking, Daddy Guo and Daddy Bird pointed at each other with trembling fingers at the same time, making a small hey, hey ”

As soon as Li Guo saw it, he knew that his freedom had been wiped out again. It seems that Guo's father doesn't want to explain things to him at all, Li Guo understands, no matter how much he asks, it will be in vain. But when he didn't expect it, Daddy Bird, who looked honest and upright, would actually play such a childish game with Daddy Guo...... These two people are really boring.

Suddenly, a flash of inspiration flashed in Li Guo's mind, and the corner of his eye secretly aimed at the bird's mother who was raising her head forty-five degrees in the yard to look at the bright sky and the leafless plane tree.

This aunt looks the same as Bird Spirit, but in terms of surname, except that the tone of voice is very similar to Bird Spirit, there is no much similarity in the others. And judging from Li Guo's relationship during this time, Bird's mother is actually a brutal person, and she has rules for everything.

"Come on, come on, play chess, play chess." Guo Dad greeted Bird Daddy: "Let you half of the country." ”

"No, you can only have a cart, a horse and a pawn, and you have to let me do the rest." Father Bird was talking to Daddy Guo without shame about the conditions: "One hundred plates." ”

Guo Dad didn't think about it: "You are ready to give me 10,000 yuan as a red envelope." ”

"Hahaha." Father Bird laughed fakely: "You are only ten sons, or prepare 20,000 yuan for me to pay New Year's greetings." ”

Li Guo saw that these two old and unserious men were squeezing each other, so he quietly slipped into the courtyard and stood behind Mother Bird.

"That...... Aunt Bird. Anyway, Guo's father has always been the cry of Uncle Bird, Sister Bird, and Little Bird, and Li Guo naturally called along with his name: "Good morning." ”

Mother Bird glanced back at Li Guo, and said without saltiness: "Okay." ”

"Aunt Bird, I have something I want to ask you......" Li Guo sighed: "My dad didn't tell me anything. ”

Mother Bird glanced at Li Guo: "I won't tell you either." ”

Li Guo was suddenly sad...... Then his bad idea skills surged, and he smiled deceitfully, and lowered his voice: "I know your secret......"

When Mother Bird heard this, she trembled and pulled Li Guo's sleeve: "Come outside." ”

It worked...... Li Guo was suddenly carried away by the joy of the moment, he didn't expect the victory to come so suddenly.

"I can tell you, but ......" After Mother Bird and Li Guo came outside, her appearance of wanting to speak and stopping made Li Guo very curious: "You can't tell others." ”

Of course, Li Guo nodded again and again, and patted his chest and said, "It's absolutely no problem." ”

"Actually, he is the head of Shushan."

Li Guo: "......"

But before Li Guo could continue to ask, Mother Bird's eyes suddenly narrowed: "My six senses are sensitive, and I have already heard what you are saying." Don't play this game with me. ”

As she spoke, she raised her head again and looked at the bare plane tree: "I gave the seed of this tree to your father." ”

Li Guo also looked up, but he didn't find anything to look forward to on the tree. But the eyes of the bird's mother are full of love, the kind of love that is visible to the naked eye...... This kind of look made Li Guo creepy. You must know that none of the three members of the bird family is a normal person's surname, and now that Bird's mother is showing this kind of look, it really makes Li Guo very worried.

"Be nice to Ling." Bird's mother suddenly looked at Li Guo: "Don't be like your father." ”

All right! Sure enough, it came! Sure enough, it came! Father, you wait for the trial!

Li Guo forcibly suppressed his anger at Guo's father for teasing him in the morning, and tried his best to show an innocent expression that didn't know anything: "Why? ”

Mother Bird's eyes were red, as if there was something unspeakable, but she didn't say it, just patted Li Guo on the shoulder twice: "Don't waste a woman's feelings." ”

Li Guo is now a big head for this kind of thing, and after listening to the words of the bird's mother, he sat on the porcelain stool under the plane tree: "I can't feel sorry for this kind of thing now, I don't have a place to say it." ”

"I thought the same thing as you back then."

The way Bird's mother looked at Li Guo made Li Guo feel very strange, although he knew that he looked similar to Guo's father when he was young, but he was stared at with a strange look by a woman who looked similar to Bird's Spirit, and he really felt uncomfortable.

Especially this woman once had a leg with her father, and she had a leg properly. And she is also the mother of a woman who has a leg with herself now...... The intricate relationship made Li Guo vaguely feel that if this matter was involved, it might cause a large-scale family change...... The Li family's bird family may be completely reversed.

"I chose to leave, and I felt like I was right. After all, I am a man with a husband and a daughter. Mother Bird seemed to be recalling something, and suddenly sneered: "Your father was a hairy boy at that time." ”

Li Guo pointed to the plate on his head: "It's also this kind of hair?" ”

Mother Bird nodded: "He keeps calling me sister, I'...... I'm stupid, really. ”

Li Guo also nodded with her, thinking; You're so stupid, really...... Even a guy like my dad with a human face and a beast's heart can't see the essence, who can blame him for being deceived about his feelings...... Li Guo thought about it, and suddenly became cheeky, and asked involuntarily from the bottom of his heart: "You and my father...... What's that...... That ......"

Mother Bird hesitated for a moment, then suddenly turned around, and walked into the courtyard without saying a word, leaving only Xiao Suo's Li Guo standing in the misty morning light, thinking about it.

Finished...... Finished...... Absolutely. Li Guo rubbed his face vigorously, trying to make his thoughts clearer.

"Are you messing with hair?" A vague voice suddenly reached Li Guo's ears: "Do you want to learn monkeys early in the morning?" ”

Li Guo sighed, turned his head and found that the bird spirit in sportswear was standing not far from him with a fritter in his mouth, and Li Guo's first reaction when he saw the bird spirit was actually a scene replay for twenty years, he became Guo's father and the bird spirit opposite became the bird mother at that time...... "Is there something wrong with you?" Bird Zijing stepped forward and stuffed the half-eaten fritters into Li Guo's mouth: "Look, look at your sister." ”

Li Guo reacted suddenly, and then patted Bird Zijing's shoulder vigorously with a bitter face: "You almost became my sister......"

"Damn, you're taking advantage of me." Bird Zijing poked Li Guo with her finger: "The old lady and your aunt are sisters." ”

Li Guo sneered: Your mother has slept with my father...... Bird Zijing looked at Li Guo for a while, and shook his head helplessly: "It's really sick." ”

After speaking, she went up the plane tree three times and two times, until she found a thick tree and lay down on it peacefully: "I like the tree the most." ”

"It's all bird droppings." Li Guo kindly reminded: "But you're not afraid of disgusting." ”

When Bird Zijing heard this, he whistled, jumped directly behind Li Guo from the tree, hooked his neck, and strangled him to death: "Let you disgust me, let you disgust me." ”

At this time, the mother of the bird, who was silently in a daze in the yard, looked at the bird and Li Guo who were like puppies fighting, and then suddenly smiled and said to herself: "This is also good." ”

Of course, Bird Zijing saw her mother, she dragged Li Guo to the side, avoiding the sight of Bird Mother, and then asked Li Guo: "What were you talking to my mother just now?" ”

Li Guo was stunned, and was entangled in whether to let Guo's father accept the trial, or whether to choose to keep his conscience secret in order to maintain harmony in the family.

"Holy." Bird Zijing twisted Li Guo's ears: "You're not hooking up with my mother, are you...... You wickedness! ”

Li Guo was tragic at that time: "You can say everything you have and don't...... What ...... the hell?"

Bird Zijing sucked her fingers, looked at Li Guo aggrievedly, and pretended to be an innocent victim: "You are a pervert yourself, in case you are chased and killed by my father, which side will I stand on?" ”

Li Guo waved his hand violently, and then pulled the bird spirit far away, ruthlessly, and told the bird spirit all the conjectures about the fate of Guo's father and the bird mother.

"I told you everything." Li Guo looked at the stunned bird spirit: "Don't be a Boeing 747." ”

Bird Zijing nodded again and again, and then grabbed Li Guo's hand hard: "You mean...... Did my mom really your dad? ”

Li Guo shook his head: "It's just a weird guess......"

Toriko touched her chin: "It's really possible, it is said to be ...... Yesterday I interrogated my mother for a day, and she said that the little monsters raised by the Li family will have a strange emotional connection with their owners. So as soon as I was born, my parents abandoned me, in order not to let the Li family harm ......"

Li Guo nodded again and again: "That's right...... Have you ever seen a brief history of the world, there are ulterior secrets behind any big family. ”

Bird Zijing patted Li Guo on the chest: "Damn, I ran into you in the end." ”

"I didn't spoil you or anything...... Li Guo looked quite innocent: "I'll take you around today, right?" ”

At this time, a creepy voice suddenly sounded in Li Guo's ears...... "Come on!" Little girl, raised hand. Yes, like this, follow me and shout 'The Force gives me strength!' ’”

Bird Zijing was stunned for a moment and looked at Li Guo: "Which stupid ×?" ”

Li Guo slapped his thigh, and ran into the house without saying a word: "Damn...... Neuropathy woke up! ”

Li Guo went into the house with a puff, and then dragged the bird essence to the separate small room in the southernmost part with his head stuffy, and when he passed by Guo Dad and Bird Daddy, Bird Father also glared at Li Guo viciously, and said in a weird way: "The relationship is really good." ”

If you want to put it down, Li Guo or Bird will definitely give a certain degree of retaliation, but this time Bird Zijing wants to spray her father, but Li Guo is not in the mood to deal with this guy at all, just to deal with the neuropathy of the disabled Zhijian, otherwise I don't know what kind of neuropathy it will do, especially its voice actually came from Xiao Kui's room...... Li Guo twisted open Aoi's door vigorously, and then saw it for the first time...... It's actually a little new girl with a small green schoolbag and a turtle toy...... The next thing I saw was Xiao Kui, who was holding up the crippled Zhijian and still had tears on her face...... "Come on, girl! Burst out of your dreams and surpass your limits! ”

Disabled Zhijian is still chattering. Xiao Kui's mouth opened, and she shouted in a weak mosquito and a childish voice: "Original...... The Force has given me strength ......"

"No, no, no! Take out the momentum! ”

"Original...... Original...... The Force Gives ...... Give me the mud girl. Xiaokui was nervous and excited, not only stammering even more, but also slurring her speech.

"Xiaoxin!" Li Guo shouted, "Why are you here!" ”

The little new girl suddenly turned her head and glanced at Li Guo strangely: "What's it called?" Isn't it good to be gentle? ”

Li Guo coughed, walked behind her, picked her up directly, and threw her into the arms of the bird spirit.

The bird spirit was stunned, and then smiled deceptively: "You finally fell into my hands." ”

(To be continued)