0404 New agreement reached
Tang Yan's state is the most problematic for the system, you express strong opposition, he has already admitted to death anyway, and clearly tells you that no matter what you say, Lao Tzu just doesn't believe it or not, and the arrogance makes it impossible for you to reverse his thinking.? Drifting Astronomy
And if you give in, it seems to confirm his speculation and statement, and it will directly make him feel: Look, Lao Tzu knows that you are like this, otherwise why would you give in? No way! Since Lao Tzu has guessed correctly, what must you do...... In this case, the system is completely lost.
Silence alone doesn't work, it seems to be a bit speechless, isn't it often said that if someone doesn't speak, it means acquiescence? But after weighing it repeatedly, the system felt that he could only express silence, and it seemed that only silence would not make him fall into complete passivity.
In fact, in this kind of "potential" judgment, it is useless for the system to have a fast calculation speed, so when considering how to deal with this problem, the system has wasted a long time, even if he speaks immediately, he will still be regarded by Tang Yan as he is "speechless" or "acquiescing". The most important thing is that Tang Yan is extremely confident in his own judgment, and once he has made a judgment, it is impossible to change it.
"Started playing stupid? Yo ho, and you're starting to drink? Would you like another cigarette? Come on, come on, I'll help you light the fire! Seeing that the system really summoned a cigarette in his hand, Tang Yan took the initiative to summon a lighter to help him light the fire, and then in the smoke of the system, he looked around him for a long time, and suddenly said: "Otherwise, you go and burn your head!" It made the system inexplicable, but the black girl laughed out loud.
"You go to perm your head again, and when you go out in the future, you can introduce yourself and say that you have three hobbies, smoking, drinking, and perming your head, Nima, that's called a cow break! And you can sing and say, there is a song as proof: to be a fairy, to fly the crane to the sky, to turn stones into gold, wonderful, perm, drink and smoke! ”
The system completely collapsed, a puff of smoke was mixed with a puff of wine and swallowed, Tang Yan choked himself directly after singing the last sentence, holding his chest and coughing constantly, his expression was extremely painful.
"Your sister, this system is a virtual uncle, and it looks good, is it very realistic? You're actually choking and coughing, or are you actually a real person, but it's just the same as the black girl, a projection that was put into this bird system? Then if I hit you, you're actually going to hurt too, right? As soon as I said this, Lao Tzu had a little itchy hands again, and I really wanted to beat you up again! ”
When the system heard this, he hurriedly surrendered his hand, and suddenly his waist was not sore, his legs were not painful, and he didn't breathe when he climbed the fifth floor in one breath, but his face was in a hurry, and he kicked backwards, as if he was really afraid of being beaten by Tang Yan again.
"Look at you like this, forget it, it's pretty much it. In this way, I put forward the conditions, and you see if it will work. Okay, let's continue, no, let's just shoot and break up! ”
Although Tang Yan seemed to have given in, the system pouted directly, and said in his heart This is not the same as not saying it, what do you mean by me? If I say no, you won't do it, so isn't it up to you?
But when it came to this, the system was really out of line, so I had to nod my head in agreement.
Tang Yan opened his mouth and said, "You answer me a question first, how many skills can be extracted in your system?" ”
The system hesitated for a moment, and finally said: "Not including the skills that are directly learned from criminals, there are more than seventy skills that are simply extracted, among which the theft is the most." ”
Tang Yan nodded, but said obviously dissatisfied: "Don't come with me to these vague Ligeren, seventy?" And how many skills can be learned from criminals? I want to be accurate and not blurry. ”
The system hesitated again, and said with a little dejection: "There are still seventy-six extraction skills, and there are a total of thirty-seven skills that can be learned from criminals." ”
"That's a total of one hundred and thirteen skills, right? Let Lao Tzu do the math......" Tang Yan silently calculated in his heart, "Twelve months a year, plus nine traditional festivals, a total of twenty-one lottery opportunities." Considering that there are still lottery opportunities brought by major upgrades and so on, let's count the twenty-second lottery chances. The average is five ...... each time. me, isn't that the same as you said? The big package plus three lucky draw entries is actually equal to five times...... Nima, I can't take advantage of you, it's boring. But forget it, who made me magnanimous, then it's decided, anyway, you guarantee that all skills can be drawn by me within a year, and all the skills drawn are directly strengthened by the system, how about it? ”
The system didn't hesitate this time, no matter how high Tang Yan's IQ was, the calculation speed was definitely not as fast as his, so he had already calculated that Tang Yan's method was really not much different from what he promised Tang Yan before. The only difference is that the skills acquired by communicating with criminals are omitted from the learning process and directly become extracted skills. The previous system was also carefully calculated, and three hours of three-pole criminal communication time were included every month, which was thirty-six hours a year, plus the criminal communication time obtained by Tang Yan completing the system task, which was almost a year or so to be able to learn all the skills in the hands of those criminals. But in that case, Tang Yan may miss some skills, after all, there are some skills that he is not interested in at all, but in this way, there will be no mistakes and misses.
Since the conditions are not much different from those given by the system, but they are more stable, the system has no reason to object.
"Well, then it's decided."
"This time the lottery Lao Tzu has three chances, so you can directly send three more skills, that is, this time a total of eight skills will be given, and the rest will be exactly five each time."
The system has no reason to object at the moment, the most important thing is that he knows that he can't object, otherwise Tang Yan will definitely dare to turn his face again, anyway, this kid's turning his face is easier than turning the book.
"Now that a new agreement has been reached, let's sign a new one, shall we?"
Tang Yan kicked over directly: "Sister Xie! Lao Tzuxie, do you believe it or not? Paralyzed, I've got to give you a face, right? Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and hand over the skills to Lao Tzu, and then, Ma Yoer get out! Look at why you're so tickled! ”
The system didn't want to talk nonsense with Tang Yan anymore, so he turned around and left, but Tang Yan suddenly stopped him again.
"Well, wait a minute, Nima, I almost forgot about this very important thing."
The system had no choice but to stand still, turned around and looked at Tang Yan, only hoping that this kid wouldn't have any more moths.
"What else?"
"Actually, I already know that you don't have any real purpose in asking me for the income from the task, just to add some restrictions to me, so that I will mistakenly think that all the skills I get from you are equivalent exchanges, and I will not hand in any task income after completing the task in the future."
Hearing this, the system did shake its head decisively: "This is not good, the income from the task must be handed over, this is not an equivalent exchange, but the system really needs." ”
Tang Yan laughed: "In this way, the system is still in demand!" But obviously not all tasks are required, and there are many things that are just a trick. Having said that, it's not interesting to play this kind of means of covering up anymore, so it's better for you to be real, ask for what you want, and give up what you shouldn't. For example, the more than 10 million last time, it makes it clear that you are here to pay wages to black girls and the like! ”
The system is about to be depressed to death, obviously Tang Yan has successfully tested a secret that he can't and doesn't want to reveal, the system is indeed in a large number of mission objectives, only a small part of the requirements.
But this requirement system can't agree to Tang Yan no matter what, in that case, the needs of the system will be directly exposed, with Tang Yan's IQ, I'm afraid that even if he doesn't understand these technologies, he can still analyze what the system wants to do.
"It's impossible!" The system replied in a deep voice.
At this time, Hei Mei suddenly interjected and asked: "Pay us a salary?" Is there anyone else but me? ”
Tang Yan laughed again, snapped his fingers and said, "This is the information that the system revealed to me again, in addition to you, the system has hired other people." For example, how did the more than 10 million that I have always wondered disappear? Even if the system has the ability to reach the sky, it is impossible for the more than 10 million in my account to disappear out of thin air, they must have been achieved through some legal means, otherwise, will the bank not react? I checked the whereabouts of my money, and it was withdrawn by someone, and it was definitely withdrawn by myself. But the bank's surveillance footage apparently leaves no of that. This also means that they have hired at least one person who is good enough to impersonate me through plastic surgery or other means...... I don't want this person to appear again in the future, otherwise, don't blame me for not giving you face! Nima, it's really bad to be impersonated, you know? If there is something similar in the future, you give me the account directly, and I will transfer the money myself, don't play this trick again, ok? ”
In the face of Tang Yan's threat, what else can the system say? Nodding in agreement, the system quickly vanished.
"Oops, I forgot to tell the system that he couldn't fire you!" Tang Yan slapped his head, "Actually, it's quite cool to leave you in the system and occasionally pull you out to chat or even do something like that!" ”
The black girl has a black line, but she didn't expect Tang Yan to still be so unserious after she clarified the relationship between the two of them.
"Hahaha, don't tease you, I guess the system won't dare to fire you, the income of this job is actually not bad, right? Now you probably understand, in fact, your salary is my hard-earned money! Inhuman! Tang Yan made a bitter face, and then beckoned to the black girl, "Hurry up and kiss my grandfather, and comfort my master's broken heart!" ”
Hei Mei hesitated slightly, but she still stepped forward shyly and timidly, closed her eyes, and took the initiative to kiss Tang Yan on the lips......
(Thanks to the four brothers of Shadow Flicker, Starry Sky Story, Brighton's Death, and Cold Flame Sword)
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