Hearing the sound of the system being a little angry, Tang Yan couldn't help laughing, and even the black girl who had been absolutely silent beside him finally showed a rare bright smile.!

"It's a pity that I still couldn't bluff you in the end!" Tang Yan said with some regret.

"Don't play with these tricks anymore, you learned all your skills from me......"

Tang Yan interrupted the system's words coldly: "Did you really learn it from you?" How do I feel that I have these skills in my own right? ”

The system was stunned by Tang Yan's cold nonsense, and obviously had a thought process: "Don't test me anymore, these skills are what I taught you, or rather, these criminals in the system taught you." How could it be a skill that you have on your own! ”

Tang Yan secretly wondered, this damn system alertness is really high, but he still said with a smile: "Is this really the case?" Did you feel a little bit of weakness when you said this? It's so unrealistic, it will affect our cooperation! Well, it's cooperation, don't put on the appearance of a benefactor, just with Lao Tzu's character, it is impossible for you to say anything to make me believe that I am taking benefits from you, there is no free lunch in the world, if it is really the benefits you give me, how can you be so careless about returns. According to you, it takes a billion republican coins to build this prison, Nima, it's only a billion, and it's more than that, right? Microsoft's annual system R&D budget is more than that, right? There is no good end to pretending to be compared. Moreover, if it's a natural skill, oh, you're not worthy of being God, this completely violates the mystery of science, you're always just a super-intelligent system, and not being able to get a physical body is probably the most depressing thing for you, right? Why don't you make a virtual avatar now, and let's talk face to face? Why bother? Do you have to make it seem to be very mysterious, do you like to play the sound of Hong Zhong Da Lu so much? ”

The system is almost annoying, which is why he can communicate directly with Tang Yan, but he insists on recruiting a black girl to let her be responsible for communicating with Tang Yan.

But now that all this has been exposed by Tang Yan, the disguise he made before is meaningless, and continuing to hide behind the scenes has lost its initial effectiveness.

From the eternally hazy distance, Tang Yan saw a figure appear, and then the face of the figure became clear, just as the voice reflected, the image of a middle-aged man about forty years old. It seems that from an aesthetic point of view, the system is very similar to Tang Yan, and the virtual image created by the system does not seem to be the slightest different from Tang Yan's imagination.

"I have to admit that Tang Yan, you have exceeded my expectations, you are even smarter than I imagined, and it only took more than four months to discover these secrets." The middle-aged man made a gesture of his hand, and a chair fell at his feet, and he sat down calmly and unbuttoned his suit.

Tang Yan smiled lazily: "Although I know that this is just a virtual image, I am still much more comfortable when we chat." But why do you have to be a little similar to Lao Tzu? Can I think you're taking advantage of Lao Tzu? Are you paralyzing you want Lao Tzu to look at your face, which is three or five points similar to me, and have a special emotion of treating you as my father? Book that! Do you know what Lao Tzu wants to do most right now? I want to beat you up! Whether it's because you take advantage of Lao Tzu and pretend to be my father, or your damn system is designed by my father at all, so your image can only be the image of my own father, and I want to beat you up viciously! ”

Hei Mei was puzzled, turned her head and asked, "If it's your biological father, why did you beat him?" ”

Tang Yan didn't even want to answer Heimei's question, but the system itself was a little embarrassed and said: "Because Tang Yan has been an orphan since birth, without a father and a mother, if he sees his father who abandoned him, he naturally wants to beat him up and ask him where he has died for so many years, and he can't bear to abandon his own flesh and blood." ”

Syllable!

Tang Yan snapped his fingers: "Bingo!" The answer is correct, but there are no points and no prizes. ”

After all, Heimei was a little entangled: "But no matter what, that's also your biological father!" ”

"When parents are bastards, as an upright person, it is also the duty to teach them a good lesson."

"How can parents be bastards?"

"Logic confusion! But it doesn't matter, you're my woman, and of course I'm obligated to give you an answer. Let me ask you first, are there any bastards in this world? Tang Yan pinched Hei Mei's chin and asked, Hei Mei nodded unconsciously, Tang Yan continued, "Then will those bastards get married?" Will they have children? Aren't they bastards after giving birth? ”

"But they don't ...... their own children"

"I'm not going to talk about whether these bastards who have children will necessarily be good to their children, even if they are good, as an upright person, should they watch their parents come back from doing all kinds of evil outside and play the role of father and son and ignore them? This is clearly not the idea of a healthy society. No matter how good a bastard is to you, he is also a bastard, not to mention, it turns out that it is often difficult for a bastard to be nice to someone else, even if that person is his parent or child. Well, that's not the point of the question......"

"So what's the point?" Heimei is like Tang Yan's praise, loyal to her duties.

Tang Yan suddenly stood up, pounced on the virtual image created by the system, and said: "The point is, of course, that Lao Tzu wants to beat this bastard system well!" Is there anything more important than paralysis? ”

The system was caught off guard and was caught right by Tang Yan, and then Hei Mei witnessed a one-sided violence, Tang Yan pressed the system to the ground and punched and kicked it, directly beating the system to the point that the mouth and nose were bleeding and were not human. By the time Tang Yan had enough of fighting and stood up straight again from the system's body, the avatar of the system had been beaten to the point that it was estimated that there was not even a complete bone, and his face was even more miserable, and his whole face collapsed into it.

The system also got up from the ground, and after shaking slightly, the body fully recovered.

"You know it's not really meaningful, I'm just a bunch of data." The system seemed to say indifferently, and if it weren't for witnessing Tang Yan's violent process, Hei Mei even suspected that the system hadn't even been punched.

"If it doesn't make sense, don't you just do it? That still cures diseases and saves people's dry hair? Anyway, from the day people are born, they are going to die, and sooner or later they will die, isn't it easy for Nima to fall to death when she is born? Tang Yan rolled his eyes, "At least this way Lao Tzu will feel very cool!" If you can't even do what you want to do, then you still have a fart meaning. ”

Tang Yan is really happy to take revenge, but the reason why he beat the virtual image of the system is actually a crucial reason that has not been said.

Because, he really suspects that this system was made by his parents, which is also what Tang Yan thought of when he found out that the virtual image of the system was somewhat similar to himself. And if this is the case, Tang Yan's violent beating is undoubtedly a reminder to his parents, "You'd better not appear in front of Lao Tzu in this life, otherwise, no matter what reason you give me, Lao Tzu will directly beat you to death." No matter how fully noble your reasons are, they can't hide the fact that you didn't pay attention to Lao Tzu when he was born. ”

"Now that you're out of the rage, can you let that question go and talk about the benefits you can get?" The system was calm, kicked the chair that had been destroyed by Tang Yan and disappeared, and then summoned a chair made of data.

Tang Yan kicked the chair away, making the system sit on the ground, quite embarrassed.

"Okay, you don't want to answer, do you? You want to give me some good stuff, don't you? No problem! What other skills are there in this system, you let me learn them all at once, and add all the points that the system has enhanced! The proficiency is estimated to be beyond your control, you can just judge whether Lao Tzu's mastery of a certain skill has reached the point of doing whatever he wants, once it reaches the level of proficiency upgrade, I won't force it! ”

The big lama sat on the sofa, and Tang Yan opened his mouth.

The system's face darkened, and he shook his head directly and said, "You also know that your request is too much, impossible!" ”

"Forget it! Lao Tzu is not interested in doing any lottery anyway! Paralys, do you have permission from the national government to do such a thing as a lottery? Don't you know that the constitution does not allow private individuals to engage in any lottery for profit! Just because you deceived Lao Tzu of more than 10 million, Lao Tzu can sue you! ”

"How about having a big package appear in every draw?" The system is not annoyed at all, and it is easy to follow the path.

"Paralys, you are begging for food when you are Lao Tzu?" Tang Yan rolled his eyes and ignored it at all.

"Then every time you draw a lottery, it becomes three draws in a row." The system continues to be lured.

"Are you supposed to be a rag collector? Be paralyzed, show sincerity! Tang Yan was unmoved.

"Gift Pack Plus Three More Lucky Draw Chances!"

"Get out!"

"The above plus all the skills extracted will be directly enhanced."

……

Tang Yan didn't even bother to open his mouth.

"Add to that three hours of communication time per month for the highest level of convicts."

……

"Tang Yan, you should know that I can't give you all the skills directly!"

"That was originally Lao Tzu's skill, but it was temporarily closed by you! You can admit it or not! This is the truth! Lao Tzu, this is taking back his own things! Tang Yan finally opened his mouth again, but there was no room for return. (To be continued)

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