Chapter 520: Brother-in-law and Sister-in-law (1)

Zhuge Qingqing glanced at Zhang He charmingly like a demon, and after holding up her haoru who was almost bursting the long gown with a charming face, she said slowly in a sweet voice that fascinated people and did not pay for their lives, "Of course, I came to honor the gambling contract, is it possible, sister, I still came to seduce my brother-in-law?" ”

Eh, Nima, it's already very conservative to say that you are a seduction, Nima, how to say it, you are simply a seduction of Chiguoguo. Although Zhuge Qingqing's current appearance is indeed very attractive, Zhang He didn't have the intention of taking the bait at all, and asked helplessly again, "Say, Sister Qingqing, what do you want to do?" ”

"Brother-in-law, am I so unattractive, sister?" Zhuge Qingqing pouted her cherry lips and said cutely, "Does my brother-in-law hate me so much?" ”

Forehead. Sister, no, sister, aunt, wanshuba, aβ˜…nshuβ˜…ba.Ancestor, please, you better hurry up and say the purpose, or else, my brother has to be played to death by you.

Looking at Zhang He's helpless expression, Zhuge Qingqing finally stopped making waves, and then changed to a serious expression, "Brother-in-law, you also know that girls in the cultivation world pay attention to chastity, right?" ”

"Yes." Zhang He nodded weakly.

"Originally, sister, I really planned to let my brother-in-law touch it, but since my brother-in-law doesn't want to, then I can't force my brother-in-law, right?" Zhuge Qingqing said with a little grievance, "Brother-in-law, to be honest, don't you really want to touch it?" ”

Well, I said girl, are you really not a woman, but a fake from too imported? Otherwise, how can you do this...... What about such "boldness"?

Zhang He rolled his eyes and directly ignored Zhuge Qingqing's question, which was not a problem at all.

Nima, in the face of such a fierce pair of big waves, is a man, who doesn't want to try the feel? But the question is, can my brother try? Although you seem to be very bold as a chick, the ghost knows that in your heart, Zhen Cao is a god horse, how much does it weigh? As soon as he thought of the words Zhen cao and touching, Zhang He couldn't help but think of Gu Dandan's ice lump.

Just because when I was helping her detoxify, I accidentally glanced at her body a few times, and then touched her tiger buttocks, and now the entire Gu family is looking for their own trouble, brother is not a fool, will he fall in the same place? The ghost only knows that if you really touch your chest, will your Zhuge family also be like the old man of the Eagle King, who came all the way to marry your brother?

Besides, isn't my brother already washing his hands and completely quitting the pickle girl world?

Zhang He couldn't help but roll his eyes again, and once again ignored Zhuge Qingqing's question, "Sister Qingqing, you better say it directly, what do you want?" Zhang He couldn't help but ask speechlessly again.

"Okay, since my brother-in-law doesn't like my sister-in-law, it means that my sister-in-law's beauty plan has failed" Zhuge Qingqing said again with a face full of grievances, "Okay, sister, I'll tell you the truth." ”

"Say it." Zhang He, who was completely defeated, could only say weakly.

"That's the way it is." Zhuge Qingqing glanced at Zhang He, and said with a serious face, "Actually, I really plan to let my brother-in-law touch it, although, in this case, my brother-in-law is taking a big advantage, but as the saying goes, fertilizer and water don't flow into outsiders' fields, isn't it?" Besides, it seems that only by letting my brother-in-law touch it can I help me solve the problem, so I can only let you take advantage of it, brother-in-law, this bargain can only be taken advantage ......of by you, brother-in-law."

"Getting to the point." Zhang He had to interrupt Zhuge Qingqing, who was talking nonsense, and said weakly again.

"Okay then." Zhuge Qingqing glanced at Zhang He with an aggrieved face, and said resentfully, "Little Bird is very much like a man, but why don't you know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade at all." ”

Nima, Jang Hyuk is really going crazy.

Fortunately, Zhuge Qingqing immediately put away the resentment on his face, and said seriously again, "Okay, I won't tease you, brother-in-law, in fact, this is the case, you also know that girls are going to marry after all, and what about the girls of our family?" Naturally, it's even worse, they are all tools for marriage, although the ancestors like me very much, but I still can't escape this fate after all, but, because of the doting of the ancestors, and my outstanding talent, so, my marriage naturally has to be cautious, so those annoying guys in the Zhuge family ordered me a good family affair. Zhuge Qingqing couldn't help but put the words "good family affairs" very seriously, and the words highlighted the strong dissatisfaction.

"Does this brother have a relationship with gods and horses?" Although Zhang He also roughly understood that this chick actually wanted to ask himself to help as a shield, Zhang He deliberately pretended not to know and asked.

"Of course it does." Zhuge Qingqing sighed, but said seriously, "Who is my fiancΓ©, and my brother-in-law has also seen it, it is the annoying Lei Peng, the first day of the Lei family." ”

"Does this have anything to do with my brother?" Zhang He asked deliberately speechlessly.

"How can it be okay?" This time, Zhuge Qingqing was finally able to speak normally, "Brother-in-law, look, when you were just a small boss, you were able to come to Zhuge to snatch Sister Xiyue, so now, of course, you can easily snatch me, isn't it?" ”

Uh, that's okay? Feelings, you don't just use your brother as a shield, but treat your brother as the first master of grabbing relatives, don't you? Zhang He couldn't help but be speechless for a while, but he also said mercilessly, "I said Sister Qingqing, you also know that the reason why my brother came to your Zhuge family to snatch your sister Xiyue is because she is my brother's wife, but what about you?" You're not my brother's wife, what about my brother's robbery? ”

"So, sister, I'm going to let you touch my brother-in-law." Zhuge Qingqing said as a matter of course, "According to the rules of the Huaxia Cultivation Realm, a woman must be a chaste martyr, right?" So, in order to maintain chastity, once my brother-in-law touches my breasts, I can only follow my brother-in-law, right? ”

I'm rubbing, are you a god horse logic? Zhang He couldn't help but feel scared for a while.

Nima, fortunately, my brother's immunity to beauties has been infinitely enhanced, if it was placed half a year ago, when my brother just graduated, there was such a beautiful big-breasted sister who took the initiative to send it to the door, my brother was not just as simple as touching, it is difficult to say that he would have already started to pick up clothes.

Nima, how do you say that? By the way, if you have nothing to do, you will be a thief if you are not a woman, but fortunately, my brother has decided to be good, otherwise, the ghost will know that he will make a miracle horse-like result.

Zhuge Qingqing is indeed big-chested and brainless many times, but this time, her EQ suddenly became as high as one hundred and eighteen, "Brother-in-law, don't worry, although I am also a girl in the cultivation realm, but sister, I have long been tired of the old rules in the cultivation realm, you can rest assured, don't say just let you touch it, even if you really let you give it to you, sister, I will not pester you with a dead face." ”

Eh, that's okay, the relationship is my brother's own passion? However, it is also an indisputable fact that my brother was used as a gun, thinking of this, Zhang He couldn't help but think of a strict fact, that is, it seems that from the beginning, this chick is using herself, "Zhuge Qingqing, you tell me honestly, the so-called challenge, did you deliberately arrange it?" ”

"Not bad." In view of Zhang He's stern appearance, Zhuge Qingqing did not deny it, and simply admitted it.

"Aren't you afraid that my brother will really be killed?" Zhang He couldn't help but ask a little speechlessly.

"How is that possible?" Zhuge Qingqing spread out his right palm, bent his thumb, and said triumphantly, "First, brother-in-law, since you can sit on an equal footing with your ancestors and walk side by side, it proves that brother-in-law you are definitely not a waste, although sister, I don't know why you look like a waste, but sister, I can be sure that brother-in-law, you are definitely a real master." ”

Nima, it turns out that this chick is not stupid at all, Zhang He shook helplessly, "What about the second?" ”

"Second, it was the sister and I who did it at the beginning, if you were really a waste, brother-in-law, I would just beat you up at most, and I wouldn't really do anything to you. Although I really wanted to kill you, sister, no matter what, you are now my sister-in-law, and since you set foot in the Zhuge family and came to break through five levels and six formations for my sister Xiyue despite all the preparations, sister, I have already forgiven you. ”

"And the third?"

"Third, if you are really temporarily abolished for some reason, the ancestor will definitely stop my sister." Zhuge Qingqing said with a smug face.

"And the fourth?"

"There is no fourth." Zhuge Qingqing shook his head and said.

"So, in that case, the words you reminded me during the battle were also deliberate?" Zhang He couldn't help but ask a little depressed.

"Not exactly." Zhuge Qingqing said frankly, "On the one hand, sister, I am indeed deliberately reminding my brother-in-law that something will really happen to you, brother-in-law, in that case, Sister Xiyue will have to hate me to death, but there is also an element of temptation, I want to make sure that brother-in-law is really temporarily abolished." ”

Well, it seems that my brother was really deceived by this big-breasted girl.

Nima, who invented the phrase "big chest and no brain", stand up, brother promises not to kill you.

Zhang He couldn't help but ask a little depressed, "Then what's the matter with your tough targeting of the Rejuvenation Hall?" ”

"I said, brother-in-law, are you a man after all?" Zhuge Qingqing pursed her lips and said with disdain, "Sister, I was so miserable by you, I don't care about it, brother-in-law, you still remember that little, I really haven't seen a stingy ghost like you, hum." ”

I wiped, and Zhang He choked again.

But Zhuge Qingqing spoke again, "Brother-in-law, you don't know, because of you, how miserable Sister Xiyue is, hum." So, at that time, I decided that I must make you, a negative man, pay a heavy price. ”

Nima, so that's the case, okay, for the sake of you taking care of your wife who cherishes the moon so much, and for the sake of your big breasts, brother, no, it's my brother-in-law, just help you, "That, Sister Qingqing, how can I help you if you want your brother-in-law?" Zhang He couldn't help but ask.

"I said brother-in-law, why are you so stupid?" Zhuge Qingqing looked at Zhang He as if he was looking at an idiot, and after a while, Fang Cai said speechlessly, "Sister, I really don't understand, with your IQ, how did you deceive Sister Xiyue." ”

Uh, get the trick? When did brother deceive people? It seems that your sister Xiyue seduced her brother in a small bar in the Black Forest in order to escape marriage, and then took the initiative to push down her brother in the Ford car, okay?

Thinking of the past events between himself and Zhuge Xiyue, Zhang He couldn't help but feel a little distracted, but he was quickly pulled back to reality by Zhuge Qingqing, "I said brother-in-law, can you remember it later, can you take my sister-in-law and my affairs as one thing, no matter what, I am also your sister-in-law, brother-in-law should be very fond of my sister-in-law, yes, don't you say?" Brother-in-law. ”

I'm rubbing, are you calling this a god's talk? Brother-in-law should love my sister-in-law very much, why does this sound so awkward? By the way, brother understands, it's all made up of those bloody novels and Chinese dramas that destroy the three views.

In those novels and Chinese dramas that destroy the three views, the brother-in-law and sister-in-law always have to have some magic horses, and if you don't get it right, if you meet an author who is more strict with yy, maybe you will write some gods? For example: the brother-in-law pushed down the sister-in-law, the sister-in-law and the sister accompanied everyone to see the love, the flowers bloomed, and the protagonist of the workshop car had a flat tire......

Of course, in this materialistic era, rich brothers-in-law and sisters-in-law are really not uncommon.

Moreover, when you chick said this, to outsiders, it seems that my brother-in-law and your sister-in-law really have a leg.

Nima, this kind of misunderstanding is not good, it seems that my brother must pay attention, and in the future, I will have to stay away from this seemingly very simple and stupid, but in fact he is very smart, and there are often a few words that are not shocking and endless, it is easy for people to misunderstand the sister-in-law farther away, a little farther away, otherwise, I may not be able to tell what to say.

Looking at Zhuge Qingqing, who is very beautiful, cute, sexy, with big breasts, and very cute, giving people the feeling that she is a simple little girl who will not deceive people at all, Zhang He involuntarily felt a chill.

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