Chapter 521: Brother-in-law and Sister-in-law (2)
Although Zhang He has already decided that he must stay away from this little sister-in-law who is more terrible than a tiger in the future, but because the little sister-in-law has always taken care of Xiyue's wife, Zhang He still decided to help Zhuge Qingqing, the little sister-in-law.
"Say, Sister Qingqing, how are you going to let my brother help you?" Zhang He couldn't help but ask.
"It's simple." Zhuge Qingqing smiled and said, "As long as you accompany your sister-in-law, I'll go out for a spin." ”
"It's as simple as that?" Zhang He couldn't help but ask with some suspicion.
"No, of course, you need to cooperate with your brother-in-law and pretend to be more intimate."
Uh, that is to say, I want my brother to pretend to be a weird fun in front of everyone, and pretend to be a weird uncle who likes to play with the heavy taste hobbies of brother-in-law and sister-in-law. Let's go, good people do it to the end, send the Buddha to the west, since you have decided to help, just help to the end, as long as you don't mind, brother is afraid of a bird, anyway, in this Zhuge family, brother doesn't know a few people, doesn't he?
Besides, even if your Zhuge family likes to chew your tongue, brother can't hear it, right?
Looking at Zhang He, who seemed to be reluctant, Zhuge Qingqing was suddenly unhappy, "Brother-in-law, am I ugly?" Did it make you embarrassed? ”
Eh, that's okay, okay, don't talk about it, it's always okay, right? But Zhang He didn't say it, but Zhuge Qingqing still had something to say, "Please, brother-in-law, people used to be school flower-level beauties, okay?" When I went to school, I was surrounded by flies all day long, and I was almost annoyed, but now? Sister, I took the initiative to let you take advantage, brother-in-law, you are still not happy, hum. ”
Uh, well, you won. But to be honest, in terms of appearance and figure alone, Zhuge Qingqing is indeed qualified to become a school flower.
That face, the American drama is a man; The figure, it should be straight, it should be upright, and the place that should be S-shaped is not ambiguous at all, it is definitely a standard "S" shape, especially the two huge meat balls on the chest, which can be called a peerless chest.
Don't dare to say anything else, if your sister-in-law also enters the entertainment industry, those gods and goddesses will all have to stand aside, because her sister-in-law's figure can indeed kill a so-called sexy goddess in seconds.
In addition, the sister-in-law is still a cultivator, and that skin is simply not good.
Although Zhang He has been good and has never thought of taking advantage of his sister-in-law, it is undeniable that if he is intimate with such a super beauty, it seems that he has indeed taken advantage of himself, and Zhang He also believes that if Zhuge Qingqing is willing, crying, shouting, and desperately trying to take advantage of her, the man who can go from Yanjing to Washington in the United States can go to Washington.
The face of an angel, the figure of a devil, and the pure temperament of a very cute and silly are blended together, which can be called a peerless stunner.
Just when Zhang He was secretly commenting on his sister-in-law Zhuge Qingqing, this bold chick had already taken the initiative to come over, with bursts of fragrant wind, gracefully walked to Zhang He's side, and took the initiative to pull Zhang He's right hand, a little shy, a little charming, and a little pitiful and said, "Brother-in-law, go out for a walk with others." ”
Well, Zhang He was completely defeated, to be honest, if it weren't for Zhuge Qingqing being Zhuge Xiyue's sister, Zhang He might really be confused by this little goblin who lost his life, but because she was the cousin of Xiyue's wife, Zhang He didn't dare to think about it.
The matter of the Gu family is already a bloody lesson, if you wantonly pageant in Zhuge Family, then I am afraid that Zhuge Huanao will have to kill directly to his wedding like the Eagle King.
However, Zhang He just fantasized about it casually, after all, he had already decided to be good, that is to say, no matter how charming Zhuge Qingqing's little demon girl is, he and her will always be a brother-in-law and sister-in-law, and it is impossible to take a step forward.
Although he has been cultivating all year round, Zhuge Qingqing's jade hands are still very soft, weak and boneless, and they are also very tender, like tender and smooth cream.
The soft jade hands, the tender jade hands, and the warm jade hands made Zhang He involuntarily feel a strange feeling, of course, but it was just a flash, because Zhang He knew very well that he was just temporarily helping this chick as a shield, so that Lei Peng, or the Lei family, would give up this marriage, and in addition, there was no other intention, and it was impossible for him to have any other intentions.
Although Zhuge Qingqing has always taken the initiative, as the jade hand was grabbed by Zhang He's palm, her delicate face instantly turned uncontrollably red to the base of her neck.
Uh, isn't it? Hasn't this chick always been bold? In fact, Zhang He has always ignored a problem, that is, although Zhuge Qingqing has accepted a lot of ideas from the secular world, although she is indeed very bold in her mouth, fundamentally speaking, she is still a girl in the cultivation world who has been instilled with ancient Chinese concepts since she was a child.
Some things are ingrained, like the idea of chastity.
Although Zhuge Qingqing is very bold in his mouth, although he also knows very well that he and Zhang He are just brothers-in-law and sister-in-law, but Zhuge Qingqing, who is holding hands with a man for the first time, is still nervous, not only is his face flushed, but even his delicate body has become extremely stiff.
A heart is like a deer crashing, almost rushing out of the throat.
Looking at Zhuge Qingqing, who was extremely nervous and charming, and Zhang He, who had read countless beauties, couldn't help but lose his mind for a while.
Beauty has a general nature, that is, after the beauty reaches the extreme, no matter how you look at it, it is all beautiful, and after the beauty is extreme, even steel can melt for it, even if it is nine thousand years old, it can be lost for it, not to mention, Zhang He is neither steel nor nine thousand years old, just a man who is slightly more resistant to beauties than a normal person, or an ordinary person who is less experienced than a flower.
But in the final analysis, Zhang He is a man after all, a completely normal man, and moreover, there is a normal* man. Therefore, Zhang He's shameful little bird unknowingly became a Dapeng bird that wanted to spread its wings and fly high.
So, a huge tent quietly appeared on Zhang He's jeans.
When cultivators are nervous and scared, they will instinctively exude their divine consciousness and carefully pay attention to the surrounding qiqi, so Zhang He's Dapeng bird also appeared in Zhuge Qingqing's divine consciousness without reservation.
Although Zhuge Qingqing had studied medicine, compared with those conservative girls in the cultivation realm, he was also well-informed, but he had never seen a Dapeng bird, let alone a Dapeng bird that wanted to spread his wings because of himself, and Zhuge Qingqing suddenly became more nervous.
From a medical point of view, tension can not only lead to red face, red ears and stiff body, but also can lead to many symptoms such as increased blood flow and sudden increase in heartbeat and breathing.
Zhuge Qingqing's breathing was obviously much faster, and what made Zhang He speechless the most was that Zhuge Qingqing, the little girl, actually turned her head around by a ghost, and the rapid breathing suddenly rushed to Zhang He's sensitive ear without hindrance.
It felt like, as if Zhuge Qingqing was already a little impatient, and for a while, Zhang He was helpless.
In the current situation, it is not to let go, it is not to continue, it is not to continue to be alone in the same room, and it is not even so important to go out.
First of all, Zhuge Qingqing's state is too similar to the state after ooxx goes to the cloud; Secondly, his little brother who cheated on his father is too much like the rhythm that he just vomited and hasn't softened yet, if he goes out like this, it's no wonder if he won't be misunderstood.
In addition, the brother-in-law and sister-in-law are already a topic that makes people think about it, so that they really jump into the Yellow River and can't wash it clearly, and when the time comes, this misunderstanding will really become the yellow mud in the crotch of the pants, not poop but also poop.
Nima, is this a god's thing? It's just a trivial matter to help people put up shields, but it was made so ambiguous.
The ambiguous scenes and ambiguous topics made Zhang He unspeakably uncomfortable, but in order to take care of Zhuge Qingqing's self-esteem, Zhang He had to hold Zhuge Qingqing's jade hand all the time, and tried his best to adjust his state.
Fortunately, with his own calmness, the shameful little brother finally became a little bird again, and with his own changes, Zhuge Qingqing finally slowly returned to a normal state.
"Brother-in-law." Zhuge Qingqing, who had recovered to a normal state, did not dare to look at Zhang He, only dared to look down at his toes, and called softly.
"What's wrong?" Zhang He asked subconsciously.
"Brother-in-law, I'm afraid." Zhuge Qingqing said nervously, "Brother-in-law, I'm really scared. ”
"Scared? Are you afraid of gods? Zhang He, who didn't think much about it, patted his chest with his left hand and said, "Don't worry, there is a brother-in-law here, and with that Lei Peng's 10,000 guts, he won't dare to come to Zhuge to make trouble." ”
Zhuge Qingqing turned his head and looked at Zhang He, who was swearing, and wanted to say Shenma, but in the end, he just moved his lips and didn't make any sound, Zhuge Qingqing lowered his head nervously again, but after a long time, he raised his head again, stared at Zhang He's eyes, his face was crimson, but he asked seriously, "Brother-in-law, if my sister-in-law is also imprisoned by the family, brother-in-law, will you come to save me like Sister Xiyue?" ”
"How so?" Zhang He instinctively stretched out his hand and wanted to rub Zhuge Qingqing's cute nose, but he suddenly stopped, and smiled a little embarrassedly, "Don't worry, the current Lei family is also my brother-in-law and my little brother, and I will definitely not embarrass you." ”
Zhang He didn't notice that at the moment when his words just fell, a complicated look quietly spread on Zhuge Qingqing's face.
The atmosphere fell into embarrassment and silence again, and after a long time, Zhuge Qingqing raised his head again, his face was crimson again, but his face was stubborn and asked, "Brother-in-law, I mean in case, in case I am grounded, will you come to save me, brother-in-law?" ”
"Little girl, do you want to be a god?" Zhang He smiled again and said, "Little girl, it's not my brother-in-law, I'm bragging, brother-in-law dares to guarantee that the Lei family will never come to you for trouble." ”
"Oh, thank you, brother-in-law." Zhuge Qingqing smiled stiffly, and lowered his head again.
It's just that the moment he lowered his head, Zhuge Qingqing's face quietly appeared with a faint look of disappointment.
The past passed away quietly like smoke, but what Zhang He did kept playing out in Zhuge Qingqing's mind like a movie picture.
In order to come to Zhuge 's house, Zhang He did not hesitate to poison himself and play Gu; Zhang He only had the cultivation of the light period, but he resolutely brought him to Zhuge House and broke through the scene of Zhuge Family's five levels and six formations; Just because Zhuge Poli said bad things about Zhuge Xiyue, Zhang He actually killed the killer in the center of Zhuge Jia's station......
One qiē and one qiē are so real, so clear.
If there is a man like his brother-in-law, he will not hesitate to be the enemy of the world for me, and he will not hesitate to cut his body, and go to the tiger's den in Longtan alone with the cultivation of the enlightenment period, how happy it would be!
Brother-in-law, if Qingqing is like this, brother-in-law, will you come?
For a while, Zhuge Qingqing was inexplicably suffering from gains and losses, and for a while, Zhuge Qingqing inexplicably hoped that the Lei family would come to make trouble and let himself be grounded.
What girl doesn't have a spring?
What girl doesn't want to have a banging love?
And what girl doesn't want her lover to dare to do anything for her?
It's just that unlike most girls' utopian fantasy of stepping on colorful auspicious clouds and falling from the sky, Zhuge Qingqing found a sample of Prince Charming in reality.
Although this is just a fantasy, in the fantasy, Zhang He's image gradually corresponds quietly to the prince charming in Zhuge Qingqing's heart.
Brother-in-law and sister-in-law......
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