"How much is this compensation?" Helen asked.

(Readers and friends have all read "Too Gall Fish Ke", the old woman recalled, it was a recounting or a reverse, but it did not hinder the integrity of the story.) If the reader reads it from the beginning, it will not be confusing, and only need to pay a little attention.

These chapters were meant to be omitted, or brushed aside. However, I was talking about "The Lord of the Rings" at the time, and what "The Battle of the Five Armies" or The Hobbit was, which was the entire sequel to the Lord of the Rings.

Therefore, I think Aegeus can write a film script on his own. Even if it is a TV series in the future, it will be a good show. Although it is written roughly, it can be left to the play of its director. After all, Greek mythology is one of the most famous myths in the world, and whether it is made into a movie or a TV show, it will be a good script.

In addition, heroes and beauties are always the driving force that drives society forward. As far as Helen's beauty is concerned, if you get such an actor right, don't worry about no one watching it, but don't go through the back door, especially the director, when choosing a girl to play Helen, you must look like a man is shocked. If there is no such old actor, you must not be reluctant, and when "Dream of Red Mansions" was staged back then, the whole country had to find out a qualified beauty, who would not act and go to school immediately, just to be worthy of the original work and the people of Greece, but not to use unspoken rules.

The so-called unspoken rule is that whoever opens the director will play the female lead; Such a director fucks himself for the sake of himself, regardless of the quality of the actors, as long as he is satisfied, are you such a dog director? ）

Minos, the king of Crete, almost laughed out loud when he heard Okonis's words, but it was also because he had a son who died, which was the whole reason why he couldn't laugh, otherwise he would laugh if he laughed, could this cooked goose still fly away?

We leave aside for the time being those sent by the Athenian king Aegeus to surrender, let's just say Minos, the king of Crete, and the General Military Staff.

The king asked the General Staff of the Army, "Ten million taels of gold, three thousand beautiful women, do you think it is all right?" ”

"Your Majesty, it's not right. I'm not over-the-top of you. It's that Athens wasn't so rich, and if you really let him take out so much, or let him take out so much, they will fall into complete despair, and they will fall out of the nest. Fight a fish to die and break the ......" The General Staff of the Military Department said this in a very small voice, and the facts are also true.

The General Staff of the Military Staff told the king that this was because the king of Athens was soft and had killed the princes of friendly countries by his schemes, and that he could not arouse the determination of the whole people to fight, saying that the king would claim too much money. It would arouse the opposition of the whole people of Athens, and it would make people think that it would be better to die on the battlefield than to die in battle for the loss of compensation, and in this case the odds of victory would be uncertain.

"The Chief of the Military General Staff, indeed, has an extraordinary state of mind, and if, according to me, such a reparation would really cost the lives of the people of Athens, and would have looted the entire Athenian finances...... Looks like I'm almost playing with fire. "The king of Crete praised his military staff as a clever strategist.

"One million taels of gold, a thousand beauties, will His Majesty take care of it?" The General Staff of the Military Commissariat revised the King's First Indemnity Bill.

"Is that more?" The king's nonsense from the beginning. It's becoming too clear again.

"It's so much that he can bear it, let him know that there is a little pain, but he can keep it from letting him die of pain, otherwise he will pick on him." said the General Staff of the Military Staff.

"Clever!" The king said only two words.

"But in order to make his people remember that their king had done something unseemly, he should give seven pairs of boys and girls every nine years for the king's talisman to enjoy." said the General Staff of the Military Staff.

"Yes, my Talisman Minotaur is so lonely in the labyrinth, for boys to play with, and girls for him to sleep." The king said.

Since then, Athens has been almost a ruin, and for a long time it has been in a state of collapse.

"Okonnis. It's annoying that you accompanied me outside to play today. The consequence of his momentary envy and jealousy was that the treasury was empty, which made King Aegeus sit in the palace every day and be sullen.

"Then let's go to the Temple of Aphrodite and relax." The General Staff of the Military said to King Aegeus.

So the king and his courtiers walked slowly to the temple of Aphrodite. They walked one after the other. Oconis walked behind, and a sleepy bug flew right in front of his eyes, and the sleepy bug farted so that Okunis smelled it and began to doze off. This sleepy worm is the soul of Androgeus, the son of King Minos of Crete, who intends to let Okonis and Aegeus leave, testing what he will do without Okones by his side.

A little drunk, Aegeus came to the idol of Aphrodite, and sure enough. Eggus didn't seem to be able to see anything clearly, and flipped a bubble of urine over a few times and shot high into the wall in front of him.

Aphrodite was ashamed and angry, thinking to herself, how can there be a king like you in the world, who also unscrupulously flipped his dog eggs over and shot on the goddess statue, and treated me as your dog pee wall?

Everything in the world, whether it is a human being, a god, or a ghost, is not easy to mess with, and once it does, it will cause you trouble. Aphrodite was no exception, and in order to dispel the anger in her heart, she went to secretly put birth control pills on the meals of two wives of Aegeus.

Oconis woke up from his dream and walked into the statue of Aphrodite, and found that there was water on the statue of Aphrodite, and he felt that something might be wrong, so he sniffed it with his nose, as if he could not tell whether it was urine or not, so he began to lick it with his tongue, and sure enough, the salty smell of urine was separated from it. When he looked for the king again, he found that the king was still cold outside his pants after urinating.

"Your Majesty, did you just pee on the head of the idol?" Military General Staff Okonis said.

"What are you talking about, isn't that just a wall, who is the idol?" Said King Aegeus.

"The wall must be a wall, but this wall happens to be a portrait of God, come and ask God's forgiveness, don't let him be angry with us, and have mercy on our troubled island country." said the General Staff of the Military Staff.

"Who is the god?" The king said.

"It's Aphrodite." Oconis said.

"It turned out to be Cicada B, but unfortunately I used to offer good sheep and cows to her every day, but she just didn't take care of me with half an eye, which caused me to fight such a fiasco and lose all the treasury. The mouse digs a B. "Aegeus vented to God the fire of defeat in his heart through alcohol.

"Your Majesty, you are in trouble again, Aphrodite (another name for Venus. It's a high god, we're people in the world, and it's easier for her to harm us than to reach out and touch our own B. Now I have to hurry home and slaughter the cows and sheep and sacrifice the altar for her to eat, or we will suffer another calamity." "Okonis is worthy of being the military general staff, just like Zhuge Liang back then, familiar with astronomy and geography, plus demons and gods.

"Well, my good sir, why didn't you say it then?" His Majesty also felt that it was inappropriate, at this time the wine had already sobered up a little, is this useful, the car has turned over to the depths of ten thousand feet, you drunk driver?

Oconis took His Majesty's hand and walked back quickly to see if there was still time to make amends.

……

It is said that Aphrodite was sleeping on the wall and suddenly felt that her head was raining, how did this impossible thing happen? When I opened my eyes wide, I saw King Aegus of Athens flipping a few times to pee on his mouth, that shame. In fact, if you are a lover, you can't wait for a carp to hit these few inches with your mouth, and I will swallow you.

Aphrodite opened her eyes and saw an unhandsome face, just as a man farts when he sees a woman's head is good-looking, because it is a not very good-looking face, and the urine that poured into her mouth was immediately reflected in Aphrodite's heart.

What does a saying come about? It is better to offend a gentleman than a villain. A woman is naturally one of the villains. Even though she is a bodhisattva or a god. What is the most important thing about harming people? It's the last one.

Because Aphrodite was a god, she knew whose woman the Athenian king Aegeus would marry, and she came to the house with infertility pills and said, "Is Meta at home?" ”

After a while, a half-aged woman came out of the house and said, "My daughter is raising flowers in the backyard, is there anything wrong with the little girl looking for her?" ”

"I'm here to recruit workers, is your daughter a graduate of the Universe Women's Normal College?" Aphrodite pretends to be a recruiter for a company.

"Alright, come in and have some tea. Yes, they have graduated from the Universe Women's Normal College for many years, and they have been eating idle meals at home, if you say a few words to her, she will say that the recruitment is a black factory, and if you enter, you will die. Later, my classmates finally took them into a factory, and they were caught in a pyramid scheme, and they almost took the goods (lost B. ）。 From then on, I didn't dare to ask her to work outside, so I let her gnaw on the old age.

I want to marry her off, guess what she said? Rather lack than abuse, don't mention that the total property of the house and car is less than 10 million, doesn't this mean that people will die, unless they marry the king? However, the words of the cicada old B just brought a good inspiration to the comer.

Aphrodite took this to heart, and soon processed it into a finished product: give her an infertility pill and marry her to the king, so that she would rather have a shortage than an abundance.

The half-aged woman came in through the back door with her daughter Mota, and Aphrodite got up and said, "You are Sister Mota?" ”

"Yes, may I ask who you are?" Mota entered the house and sat down, asking rhetorically.

"I'm here to recruit a job, and I searched for your resume from Baidu......" Aphrodite (Venus) said nonsense.

"I have a phobia of part-time jobs, who else can I trust? was taken to work by classmates and fell into a pyramid scheme. Please allow me to say a boastful remark, because I am beautiful, I don't have much money, and the boss of the pyramid scheme said that I should let me sleep with him once and sell it all at once, and B made up enough money.

Okay, I was ruthless, and when I turned around, I bit my fingers and put them between my legs, and then turned around and took them off to show him. I said I was menstruating, so I asked him to pay the money first and pick up the goods (wait a few days before.) ）……。 Can I trust you today? 3139 (To be continued.) )