"The goddess also lacks virtue." Helen said.

Please understand that this is Theseus telling Helen about the rise and fall of their family. Here I omit Theseus and so on, just like the memories of the old woman in the Gallfish Gram, understand?

"This time, you can rest assured, I was directly sent by the company to deal with you girls who are afraid of being deceived. The boss of my family is still a king, and his name is Aegeus, and I don't believe that I can Baidu it. Just rely on your beauty, I will protect the media for you, you go to the company for a few days to work and let him see you, and then I can be a matchmaker from it, okay? "Aphrodite God turned human, is this not easy to do?

"Sister, you listen to your mother's words today, no matter what people say well, you should always support yourself. Regardless of whether this man is called Hanako or the real king, you can let your mother talk nonsense, even if you fall on the ox stake, it is 10,000 times stronger than dying of old age. ...... "Of course, the mother thinks so, and if she marries her daughter and dies, she will have the face to see the king of Hades."

This English must also be translated into Chinese: the so-called falling on the cattle pile means that the rural villagers make a stake on the ground to hang the cow, which is generally only three or four inches high, and the girl accidentally falls on it and breaks it. What my mother said here is that no matter what, no matter how bad a woman marries her husband, it is 10,000 times stronger than a hanging cow stake. Take another 10,000 steps back and say, there is a hanging ox stake that is 10,000 times stronger than being dealt with until old age and death.

From a humanitarian point of view, a girl who is not beautiful, when she is sure that it is difficult to find a match, goes outside at night and uses the dim street lamp to let the unwitting hooligan do it, which is 10,000 times stronger than a cow pile, maybe she can plant a good seed, is it not 10,000 times stronger than being old and dying? That's what mom said.

There is also a joke in this way, when the production team started, it was summer, and the people would go to the shade to cool off when it was hot. There are always some short-lived people in the world who think that their life is too long, so he pulls up a hanging ox stake, turns it upside down and buries it in the soil with a pointed point, and covers it with some straw. It's like a place for people to sit in the shade of a tree. Coincidentally, a girl's house was dirty, and when she saw that there was a straw cushion on her buttocks, she sat up.

Now it's a big deal, because it's not like sitting on a stool. You can put your butt up slowly, and sit on the ground to fall down sharply, and you can't stop until you are next to the ground. As soon as this girl's ass was out of control, it was still halfway through the upside-down hanging stake and inserted into the B door, which made people cry out in pain, and the blood was like a car accident. There were no mobile phones at that time. There may not even be an ambulance, so we had to take turns carrying four men to the hospital. Readers, please think about whether this story is apocryphal.

"Mom, don't say it so ugly, even if you die this time, you can die outside." Of course, this is false, mainly because I heard that this man is a king, and at least half of it is a prince.

"It's good, sister. Then get some food, and we'll go together after lunch......" said Aphrodite.

Aphrodite put the infertility pill in Mota's bowl while eating.

When the king had been married to Mota for many years without giving birth to a cub, he went to take a second wife, named Karma Ope, who was also given infertility pills by Aphrodite. Because Aphrodite is a god. It was calculated that the king would marry these two women.

"Your Majesty, you better go out and have a look, maybe there will be a good woman waiting for you in a village, you can get a few more, there will always be a woman who is not too troublesome to carry a cub for you." The king's military chief officer, Okunis, saw that the king was a little sullen in the palace every day, so he persuaded him to follow the example of Emperor Qianlong and go down to the south of the Yangtze River to plant a wide range of crops.

"I think the same way, then all the major affairs of the country will be handed over to you, and I will set off tomorrow." The king said.

……

While passing by a temple. King Aegeus consulted the elders in the temple, and the elders said to King Aegeus, "Even the best woman cannot untie the mouth of the wine bag until you reach the highest point of Athens." ”

King Aegeus was skeptical about this, why did he not have sex even if he met the best woman? Otherwise, he will die of sorrow.

On this day King Aegeus came to a small country. He was warmly received by King Pitheus, and Aegeus confided his heart to the little king: "...... Once this person is unlucky, eating tofu will get stuck in his throat. Fight a lost battle and empty the treasury for the loss of compensation. Marrying two wives in a row is a fucking rooster reincarnation and will not lay an egg. I'm mad at me. ”

"Although I am a small country, there are still beautiful women, if you don't dislike it, please ask His Majesty to stay here for a few more days." Said the little king Pithos.

"What kind of ghost beauty are you talking about. It seems that it's better not to ask, and I'm angry. King Aegeus said.

"His Majesty's difficulties, let's hear about it, maybe it's not a problem." The little king said.

"I passed by a temple on my way out, and I didn't know what the hell was doing it, so I went and asked one of the saints in the temple and told him that I was going out to get a girl to give birth to a cub. The saint said that if I hadn't gone 10,000 miles and started marrying a woman, I would have died of grief. (The mouth of the sake bag means trouser belt.) Translated into Chinese is to fuck B. ）

You just let me rest here for a few days, I have to listen to the words of the saint, and I will not go to see the woman until I am 10,000 miles away. This is something that already knows the consequences, and if you don't ask, you don't know the consequences. King Aegeus said.

"Your Majesty, please rest assured, there will be no women here, my daughter will never come down on the flower tower." The little king said.

The little king Pitus also had not too troublesome trouble here, and a daughter was in her thirties, and asked the saint that this woman could not marry openly, but could only let people do it secretly, but only once she would have a cub. Now that a king has come to the door, isn't this what the saint said about doing it secretly? So the little king deliberately drunk the big king.

"Etra, my daughter, come down from the upper floors." The little king was calling his daughter downstairs.

"What's the matter, Dad?" Princess Etra leaned on the railing and said downward.

"It's too fresh." The king said.

"What do you mean by Daddy?" Because the princess seldom went downstairs and did not often come into contact with the outside, she did not even know that the woman was too young, but she slept with men. This will also make some people not know that translating into Chinese is fucking B.

"Fool, you'll know when you come."

"Oh!" The daughter thought that her father was going to reward her with delicious food, which was still fun.

Etra walked downstairs and saw a drunk man beside his father, although he was lying limp on the bed, his overall appearance was still clear, and from the contours of his face, he was a relatively handsome man. It's hard to see this kind of mental performance, but as his father, his daughter's every move has become a ghost?

"Etra." It was the father who spoke.

"Hah!" Etra agreed.

"I have something to do out and about, it may be a while, and in this time, please take care of my distant friends for my father." The little king said to his daughter Etra.

"Dad!?" Etra did not know what his father meant.

"Don't be shy, all of them are in their thirties, women, and they will expire if they are not used, just like children's milk powder, they will be forced to be removed from the shelves when they expire. ......" The little king turned a corner, but the meaning was obvious.

"Dad, all the nonsense, the ghost wants you to ask the prophet why you can't marry a ghost, you have to wait for a wild man to come...... Doing anything is to understand Yuntai, and if you don't ask, you won't commit it. Daughter Etra said.

"Be obedient, after this village, there will be no such shop, you have to seize the opportunity to eat all at once, you know." And the king said to his daughter, that it was so.

"...... have to talk about" Etra's face turned red, although he was not young, he was still a place, and no matter how good the opportunity was, he had to do it hard.

The daughter of the dynasty made a grimace, which also made it clear that both parties understood, but when he walked out of the room, the king could not help but say, "You must sleep with him every day until you have a cub." ”

"I still have to say, I know." This time it was the daughter's turn to make a face at her father.

When his father was gone, Etra got up and closed the front and back doors tightly, after all, he was a place, and of course, it was best not to be disturbed by anyone suddenly when doing this, although it was his own home, he would rather be heard than seen.

"Officials, officials. Wake up, get up and drink some water? "Etra means that drinking water will wake up drunk faster, don't waste time.

"Oh, who are you, how do you smell so good?" Eges smelled the woman's body fragrance, but because he was too drunk, he could only be in a daze, and he couldn't meet the woman's requirements at all. Because in this relationship, the man is the driving wheel, which is directly commanded by the brain transmission. On the contrary, if the woman is drunk...... I won't say it, or there will be readers who will suspect that I a drunk girl.

I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry. Etra slept beside Egus and waited for him to wake up and climb into his body.

……

"Athena." Niang Niang said.

"Huh, what's the matter?" Athena heard her mother calling herself, so she quickly responded.

"You go and finish this task, Aegeus will fuck Etra tonight, you have to take Etra in his dream before he does, let the sea god Poseidon get a little bit of a fuck, and let her have a son who is half a god. This is the god of war of the future, you know. "Mother, who is it? The second in command of the divine realm, second only to Zeus, the king of heaven.

"Niangniang, I'm still a girl's family, and I'll be ashamed to death. ...... "Athena wanted to rub it off, because she was afraid of seeing a man's number, because there is a legend that the girl's family would itch when she saw a man's number, so that the night was unbearable.

"Mu B, don't you have to wear colored glasses." The mother is fooling.

"I'm afraid it's a ghost, and you've never given me a good errand." Athena said unhappily.

"Hard-headed, I also received an order from the Heavenly King temporarily. When I was on an errand, I always thought that my superiors hadn't given me a good errand, is there a way to do this? Niangniang can only say in a tough tone. (To be continued.) )