"This shot is a mosquito bite, a grain of rice blood!" This is Lu Junyi boasting about Haikou, if it exceeds the size of a soybean, even if he loses, this is the highest level up to the point.

"I don't listen to you, I'm going to disrupt your marksmanship, because I might be fooled by you, please don't treat me like a three-year-old." Zhao Yun disagreed, he was just fighting casually, but he could take it out casually with good kung fu.

The master of the two masters began to mess with the mandarin ducks.

I saw two guns flying up and down in their respective hands, and there was no sound, only the exhalation of the horses. Others seem to be two goddesses doing ghost things, and like Kong Ming borrowing the east wind, pointing east and west, they are all looking for each other's empty doors, because it is ten thousand times more difficult to kill than to kill.

After a fool's errand, they each withdrew from the plum blossom circle.

Zhao Yun suddenly remembered that he was reincarnated as a glass spirit, and he couldn't be bled by someone on his body, so he checked carefully, but fortunately he didn't. Just as Zhao Yun raised his eyes to look at Lu Junyi, he found that there was a spot on the chest protector on his chest, and if he looked closely, it was really the size of a grain of rice. This made Zhao Yun gasp.

What's going on? Zhao Yun also thought of just clicking on Lu Junyi's heart guards. Zhao Yun thought to himself, I didn't boast about Haikou and say a grain of blood, just a little bit on his heart guard, so that he could understand. But he only clicked on my heart guards, which was not discussed, so why did he think that it was the same?

Zhao Yun had to ask with this question: "You said that I was injured by a grain of rice, why did you only click on my heart guard?" ”

"This is when I thought that you were a glass spirit reincarnation, so I only clicked on the heart goggles." When Lu Junyi said this, he didn't realize that an idea appeared on his heart shield.

Zhao Yun thought about it, saying it or not saying it was almost the same, saying it was just to show that he didn't lose, a bit of a villain's expression. Thinking of this, he suddenly reined in and returned to the camp.

My mother, Zhao Yun even forgot that he was reincarnated as a glass spirit, if he was really ignited, he would have to die! It made him think of being scared when he ran back to camp. So what is glass reincarnation? It is also said that it is reincarnated in the evil leaves, that is, the cicada. To put it more simply, the place where the cicadas chirp is a glass-like thing. Once it is pierced, it will not scream, such as glass will shatter as soon as it is stabbed.

By the way, Zhao Yun's death before his death was after returning to his hometown, when his wife helped him take a bath. I found a louse under my armpit, and when I couldn't catch it for a while, I used an embroidery needle to cut it, and it turned out to be a mole, which happened to break the skin and produce a drop of blood. That's dead.

Lu Junyi returned to the camp. It's not very proud, it's hurtful. Outsiders can't see it because he can cover it up. It is also a compulsory course for the two armies to cover up before the formation, and it is nothing to only fight cicadas, except for being a fierce general, the rest is nothing.

Because he clicked on Zhao Yun's Heart Protection Mirror, it was like picking the moon, because it was not an easy task, but he did it, which is not to say that he used a lot of strength, but used the strength that almost exhausted himself to death.

Di Renjie thought that Zhao Yun was out of the horse. This one is definitely going to win. Goose, take a closer look at Zhao Yun's face, not only do you not see the trend of winning the war, but you can also see that there is some panic in it, which means that it is difficult to say the following. This made Di Renjie stop the idea of getting closer to Zhao Yun, whether it was good to take care of a little face, people themselves were already so ashamed that they were hiding their faces, was it necessary to go over? It's like a girl who goes out and is being and is crying in front of her mother, do you want to go over and lift someone's skirt to see if she is really inside?

Hurry up and find another way. Di Renjie happened to see Lu Bu coming not far away, which made Di Renjie overjoyed.

I haven't seen Lu Bu for a long time, which makes Di Renjie a little bit like a newlywed after a long absence. He was walking in the direction of Youlu Bu, one was to greet him. And then he went into battle in the past, making Lu Bu the ultimate killer, as long as Lu Bu won the battle, he would immediately withdraw his troops. All that's left is to negotiate on the table. Just like to resist US aggression and aid Korea, when considering negotiations, he also won several battles in a row, from the 38th parallel directly to Panmunjom, in order to occupy a place at the negotiation table.

"Hello General Lu!" When he stepped forward, Di Renjie took the initiative to speak first. It's all a look of flattery.

"Hello Master Di! I've been playing for a few days, and I don't know how the battle is going? Victorious, right? Lu Bu said.

"General Lu is really good at joking, why not just a few days. It's good for the general to have fun, and it's just right at this time, the front line is losing several battles in a row, please take the lead, go to sweep away the defeat, and win a complete victory. "That's the order.

"Please let Di Gong get out of the way and look at our Heavenly Halberd. The red rabbit in the horse is Lu Bu, who can help me? "This is really not Lu Bu's boasting, Lu Bu really hasn't met an opponent, that is to say, he hasn't really fought a good fight, unless the three brothers Liu Guan and Zhang are shameless, and they haven't won the three fights, that time may be more choking, but it's just that the fight has been a little too long, and in the end there is still no winner or loser. It can also be said that these three brothers lost, and it was Liu Bei who was so tired that he couldn't bear it before he called for the retreat.

Hearing Lu Bu say to get out of the way, Di Renjie realized that he was standing in front of Lu Bu's horse and was blocking the way.

As soon as Di Renjie got out of the way, Lu Bu took the lead and ran towards the plum blossom circle in front of the two armies.

Good guys, Lou Lou's soldiers shouted all the way: "Please get out of the way first, our General Lu Bu is here, let him run towards the plum blossom circle in front of the two armies, and wish General Lu a victory and success." ”

Hearing this shout, all the generals looked back, but didn't they, the horse was rolling towards this side like a fire, and if you didn't hurry up and roll on yourself, you had to burn to death.

"There is a warrior in the plum blossom circle, who is this person?" Bao Zheng asked the generals beside him.

No one answered, did they not see it all? Maybe not, there may be something that is difficult to say clearly, for fear that as soon as he speaks, Bao Zhengshun will lead the sheep and go into battle. Because from the point of view of the body, the goods on the horseback are large enough, and the guy in his hand can also make people see that it is a spear, which is not ordinary, because the goods of the spear are not ordinary goods.

Before the two armies said that they were not afraid of death, it was called B, that was because it was their turn to die, and when it was not their turn, it was best to keep silent first, this is not a question of whether they are rape or not, but they don't know how many bowls of rice they can eat. You casually called me up, I can't bear it, and if you waste what others can eat, it's a trivial matter for you to die. It is a big deal to bring bad luck to the whole army.

In the end, Bao Zheng set his eyes on a younger sister, who that person is, who is useful? In addition to the Yang family general or the Yang family general, She Taijun is handsome. It will be Mu Guiying, naturally Mu Guiying is on it.

"Is Master Bao deliberately going to be on board?" Mu Guiying met Bao Zheng's gaze and spoke.

"That's exactly what it means!" Bao Zheng said.

Yang Zongbao just wanted to say that he was going, but Mu Guiying turned around and smiled and said, "I'm a woman, I'll go and put a handful of urine to kill him." You're just waiting here to see it. ”

Women naturally like to dress up, and Mu Guiying is the same. Needless to say, the powder on her face is very beautiful, she is a young woman, and she adds a touch of peach blossom pollen, and whoever she puts in front of her will immediately grow three feet.

Didn't Lu Bu advance the plum blossom circle, which made him sit on the back of the horse and have time to see Mu Guiying coming from far and close to him.

At first, Lu Bu just thought that he was a relatively handsome man, but when he got closer to it, he could clearly see that it was a younger sister, and as it became clearer, the characteristics and beauty of the woman doubled Lu Bu's hormones to skyrocket.

"Are you Athena?" At this time, it was not yet close, and Lu Bu had the right to think that it was Athena coming.

By the time it approached. Lu Bu couldn't remember what Helen looked like, so he casually said, "Are you Helen?" ”

Here it is necessary to say that after Lu Bu died on Athena's belly, it was like passing a level, and he had greatly improved his level of sexuality, that is, people who had died once were not afraid of death, and death had been regarded as a daily routine.

Just like using pesticides in rice fields, a pesticide cannot be used N times, it will make the insect adapt, and then want it to die unless the dosage is increased. Lu Bu's resurrection became an increase in sexual adaptability, and Athena was frightened by him after nursing him to recover. It may also be when Hua Tuo was replenishing Lu Bu's blood. For the sake of conservatism, the amount is too much. Originally, one kilogram of blood would have been sufficient, but two kilograms were put in. This keeps Lu Bu in the regular **, that is, because there is too much blood. There is so much semen produced that it is sold.

(There are some dogs who always like to use what kind of ghost milliliter on the product label, why not note how many grams and kilograms and so on next to it, so that you can't refer to how many kilograms a milliliter is.) Even if you say that there is a difference in the specific gravity between the liquids, how many kilograms will kill you if you say it?

There are some dogs who like to think that everything is so simple, and think that others don't know that it is a cicada. 10,000 people know the kilogram on the commodity, and 5,000 people know the milliliter. What do you mean, these 5,000 people are all cicadas? You produce commodities as intellectuals, and the people who use commodities are all intellectuals? Please bring both the scientific name and the popular name when you indicate the product label in the future, don't eat and only in the office. If you're a doctor, don't you know how to do it? People come to the doctor and say that there is pain in the egg bulge, and you answer them: Is it the testicles? The farmer, who does not understand what a testicle is, will reply that it is not. If you use the wrong medicine, is it because the farmer didn't make it clear? Do you want the peasants to pretend to be dumb, and that's your fault? ）

Mu Guiying came to the plum blossom circle, it didn't matter if she didn't look at it, she was startled when she saw it. It's really amazing, Lu Bu, the authentic tall and handsome. When men and women examine each other, they will first walk around with their eyes, goose, this naturally saw Lu Bu's legs, there seems to be a corn hidden in it, it is tough and tall, if it is that thing, it will really kill people! Mu Guiying thought to herself.

Goose! Mu Guiying's heart began to mix with some ghost things, such as the heart walking casually. It's that women have a kind of ghost mind, that is, they know that tall and tall men are also proportional to things, for example, in terms of natural attributes, fat people are not included, otherwise you are a 500-pound parallel import, a thousandth of a 500-tael of a few taels, this is just a borrowed comparison, a man weighing 200 pounds is a few taels or two, accounting for one-thousandth of a person's weight. Small people must be relatively small.

If someone objects to me, I will say, the same cat, the tiger is as long as the whole body of a cat man, and you dare to say that the number of cat people is the same as that of a tiger?

Therefore, women always like to like in fear. From this innate attribute, Mu Guiying is fantasizing about Lu Bu, like a tourist resort, only listening to others say that it is very fun, and only listening to big men is enjoyable, which makes Mu Guiying a starving beggar, and Lu Bu's corn has become a roast duck in the glass kitchen window on the roadside.

"What's the matter with you, let me ask you if you're the beautiful Helen? Wooden! "Lu Bu doesn't know Mu Guiying, but from the point of view of beauty, he is still hilarious, of course, plus a good idea, it is okay to be beautiful and beautiful Helen.

"Oh! I'm not a beauty. Mu Guiying wanted to say that I was not a beautiful Helen, but when the words came to her mouth, she had a bad idea in her heart, and suddenly said: "Say that people are beautiful, then yes, am I not beautiful, aren't people beautiful!" ”

Spoiling and being happy are both the same meaning, and they are both for the purpose of selling hormones. It's women who know it.

"I was a little drunk at first, but now I'm much better, but it's hard to tell how beautiful you are. Are you Helen? Lu Bu is indeed a little sober, but he can only see the outline of a beautiful woman clearly, and he can't reach the most standard judgment ability.

Mu Guiying doesn't know if she has a beautiful Helen or not, but she is definitely not as beautiful as the beautiful Helen, because she is the first in the world, and she is not on the list, does this need to be said? So Mu Guiying chose not to answer.

Lu Bu had a plan and kicked the horse's stomach with his foot, and the horse took the same small step. This made Lu Bu see it more clearly, and at the same time, he also smelled Mu Guiying's body fragrance, which is actually the smell of rouge, and all women with a little knowledge are accustomed to this trick, giving men a color to the eyes, fragrant nose, and making men look good like a male dog and running with his ass.

Boldly advancing good things benefits both parties. This is mostly in love, when you like each other, your bold push will make the other person feel sweeter than honey. But sometimes it will also become a rat drug, such as encountering a false image, so that you can't see clearly that his mental activity is a hooligan, and when he fucks it, he lifts his pants and runs to the underworld, what's the use of you scolding the river every day?

"It's so beautiful! Who are you? If we don't fight well, okay? If you want to fight, you have to pretend to be a ghost and get it done in a few clicks. Then we'll jump off the horse and North! Lu Bu was a little embarrassed to see Mu Guiying, because he was a connoisseur, (the aroma of malt, connoisseur.) I saw that the woman was thinking about ghosts, so she boldly said what she was thinking. (To be continued.) )