504 See if Xiang Yu can be the ultimate battle
Lu Bu is indeed a man among men, you will like it if you change it, at least there is no small belly chicken swelling, maybe this is the cicada, and women who like affordability are their favorites.
Mu Guiying heard that Lu Bu was instigating herself like this, and she was thinking in her heart, if you don't say it, I really want to do this with you in my heart. But if you preemptively say it, it won't be worth the money.
Lu Bu saw that Mu Guiying was still blushing and shy, so he stood up with his feet, which was more like wanting to be high for women than sitting on horseback.
"Who is the general, it seems that he is really a scumbag (referring to a table of talents. )! Mu Guiying really regarded Lu Bu as a drunk, but instead of scolding him, he didn't just open Lu Bu's long face.
"I am the red rabbit among the people, the horses are ridden, and everyone loves them. Is this true, only the woman herself answers, I say it doesn't count, it's called bragging. Lu Bu forgot that he was a general, thinking that he was in love with a girl on the Internet. When Mu Guiying heard that it was Lu Bu, he looked at the weapon in this person's hand, and it was really a heavenly halberd. But at the same time, he also thought that Lu Bu was a cicada, so he let go of Zhang Fei and scolded him for not talking about it, at least he really became someone else's son three times, which is something that ordinary smart people would not do.
These things just flashed from Mu Guiying's mind, she felt that it was nothing, sometimes it was really difficult for people to spend themselves alone, and it was not impossible to recognize someone as a son when she wanted to borrow strength. As for Zhang Fei's freedom of speech, he is the product of standing in opposition to Lu Bu, it belongs to scolding, and it is tendentious, not standing in the middle to see the problem.
"I have heard of a great name for a long time, the first hero of the Three Kingdoms!" Mu Guiying pondered for a long time, put aside all opinions, jumped out of the world, and then said it from the bottom of her heart.
"It seems that my sister is so knowledgeable, and now I regret that I shouldn't have played, if I meet a nobody, you will be happy and relieved, right?" Lu Bu said softly.
"What do you regret or not regret this, don't think I'm a sister and underestimate me, it's not clear who wins and who loses." Mu Guiying said. While he began to be bold, he opened his eyes at the same time, and officially looked at Lu Bu again in all directions, there was only one chance. After that, it will not happen in a lifetime.
"Okay, please take it." Lu Buzhen made a move, because if he didn't make a move, he couldn't do it, this was in front of the two armies, not hiding under the tree and playing flowers. Even if it's fake, you'll have to have a few rounds, and that's called a crossover.
Lu Bu's gun was hit from top to bottom, and it seemed that the momentum was gentle, and Mu Guiying also came to an authentic Haidilao Moon slowly, so soft that there was no sound of weapons colliding, this is kung fu, otherwise you can't do it.
After a few rounds of confusion, Athena saw that it was time and blew them down to a good piece of grass with her mouth. In the eyes of Lu Bu and Mu Ying, this is their own joy, and both of them have used the kung fu of soaring through the clouds. As soon as it landed, it was **.
No one knew that this was the general director of Athena. Because since Lu Bu came back from the dead in love, after Hua Tuo's heart change and blood transfusion, just like the car has changed the engine and beam, it can now run fast and load much more.
Seven days of recovery, and on the eighth day Athena was tortured until after midnight, which was not yet the fire of Soft Lubu. In the end, Athena knelt down and called her mother to come to an end!
Goose! It's not dawn yet, and I start asking for it again. There is no way, Lu Bu has returned to his childhood, and he treats sex as a snack, as long as he doesn't clearly see that the inside of the jar is all eaten. Even if you hide in the underworld, he will turn into a ghost and find out.
Things in the world also respond to such a nonsense, if you are not afraid that you like it, you are afraid that you will be bored, when a person is bored with one thing, even eating sugar is bitter. Athena: This is a brake addiction. This may be Hua Tuo's ghost, because Hua Tuo is a very clever doctor, would he not understand that people have too much blood on their bodies, and they will be particularly crazy about women?
There may also be another reason, it may be that Hua Tuo is afraid of trouble, just like you often break tires on the road. Just give you an iron-beaten inner tube, and you won't die on a woman's belly in the future.
Anyway, Athena persevered until dawn. The original words are like this: General Lu, it seems that I am a woman, I have nothing to do with you, I will get you a woman to come to the battlefield today, and let her complete the task for me, do you think it is okay?
Lu Bu said: Besides this, do I want to fuck you to death with one egg and return the courtesy? You look at it, you have to see it, otherwise I won't agree, even if I agree, it's not hard It's not hard to blame me, and it's up to you to do it then......
When we do something, it may be voluntary or involuntary. This kind of right and wrong will not let us know, there is a ghost in our hearts that urges us to do something that we can not do. When this kind of thing happens, we are not sure whether to do it well or not to do it, and then Athena prompts us to try it, and there are two possibilities for this trial, and evil will lead people to death.
Lu Bu and Mu Guiying only felt that they were in the clouds and fog, and it was certain that they were hugging each other, and compared with usual, they only added some dreamy colors. Of course, because Athena poured spring medicine, so they were having the most fun.
But Athena also maintained an illusion that people could see that Lu Bu and Mu Guiying were fighting to the death in front of the two armies, which was actually her left hand and right hand fooling around.
There is time for this magic medicine, and as soon as Lu Bu ejaculated, he lifted his pants and looked around in a panic, and found that he was suddenly far away from the front of the two armies, and only then did he remember the promise Athena had made to him. Although he was quite satisfied, he couldn't help but start fucking for a while: "I'll fuck your mother of Athena Cicada B, and get your master to leave the battlefield, isn't this a deserter?" Why don't you get both of us back yet! ”
"General Lu, there is no other day, you don't want the gods to come and get us back to the battlefield, we will settle down in this barren mountain and wilderness, why do you ......" It seems that women are still more greedy in the world, Mu Guiying said sincerely.
"No, you said that unless we return to the Central Plains in the future, I will marry you again after I divorce the raccoon cicada?" Lu Bu lifted his pants and wanted to admit it.
"You use this to deceive children, you just say that I am not as beautiful as the raccoon cicada, I only deserve to be your emergency, and only come to me when I feel uncomfortable occasionally? ......"Mu Guiying was so angry that she didn't even want to wear her pants anymore, as if it was unnecessary, anyway, it wasn't still a girl's house, she was already a woman, and if it was tightly wrapped and smelly, it would be better to open it and ventilate."
"What the hell are you crying, put on your pants and get back on horseback. You can't come enough, more than Athena's god B? "Lu Bu still talks about some favors, otherwise you don't want to say a word, if you like to go, you can lift your pants and go first.
"Say what? What about me Athena? "Athena is on her way. I just heard Lu Bu talking about her god B.
"I didn't say anything about you, this thing is relying on me, saying that you will settle down here and not return to the battlefield?" Lu Bu said.
"This is not going to work, you are all god of war level generals. You must go back to the battlefield, and don't mess with me going to court-martialed in the future!" Mom, I beg you. Athena called out to Mu Guiying's mother and begged her to put on her pants and go back to the horse.
"Otherwise, it's okay, I'll play with Lu Bu again, you Athena will go back to the two armies, who told you to let me be addicted to him, I can't sleep tonight if I can't stop the addiction, I beg you." They are all women, why should women be embarrassed by women. Mu Guiying took a step back and only asked for one last time.
Athena, as a person who has come over, is like a drunkard who knows the heart of a drunkard. If you don't let him drink the last cup, he can think of killing you with a knife.
It's the same with women, as long as the man you like doesn't kill you, she won't let you get down.
Goose! Hearing this, Athena seemed to see Lu Bu die in Mu Guiying's stomach again. There is this possibility, Athena thought to herself, even if Lu Bu has a lot of blood on his body, it is like a car that has changed its beams, but the bridge over the river has not been changed. In the end, overloading is death.
"No, sister, don't look at Lu Bu as a big egg, this ghost thing will be terrible when something goes wrong, and it won't be useful for you to stop when you see it. It's like a glass pane. There won't be any signs before it shatters and you won't have time to stop, some will just make you cry to death.
Forget it, don't be like the high-ranking official who is corrupt and bribery, who looks like there is no problem, and always wants to be greedy and stop at the last handful. Goose! This last one is millions of dollars, because it is used by other parties. If you are greedy for another place, you will have to go to nothing, and there must be a problem.
It's the same with playing with men, you play brutally for the last time in order to stop your addiction, maybe this is his last drop of semen, like the last spark of the tinder, there is no tinder without it. Didn't you play it once? Finally, Athena looked at Mu Guiying's face and said.
"Only played once." Mu Guiying still looked in one direction and said without turning his face.
"One time is enough, sister, don't be greedy, as a dewy couple, you don't want to be like in your own house, from day to night until dawn and there is no winner or loser. You have to think that Lu Bu is just a passer-by you saw on the road, and if you can achieve it once, it is a cultivation in your previous life, otherwise I will go to see it on the road every day, and I will stop when I see a good man passing by, is there such a good thing in the world? Athena is being careful with Mu Guiying, that is, slowly cooling her down, and when her desire to play slowly subsides, she will naturally become well-behaved and obedient.
In front of the high gods, if you are not well-behaved, you have to be well-behaved, not to mention that people have said so many good things, when the wind does not go, when there is no wind, you will come to the back fiber, and it is yourself who suffers.
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"Look at the guns!" Lu Bu pretended to shout.
"I'll hold your eggs!" Mu Guiying was distracted, and said casually what Xianxiazi said when he was happy with Lu Bu.
laughed so much that Lu Bu almost fell under the horse. Lu Bu thought that he had a lot of blood and had too much energy, and he was afraid that he would kill Athena again when he went back. Lu Bu is not going to the raccoon cicada, unless he returns to the Central Plains, and he is all covered by Athena at this time, to put it bluntly, he is Athena's junior, does the junior have freedom? Unless you become a poor ghost's junior, you can't support yourself so you go outside to find some snacks to eat, that is, to earn a few small money.
Lu Bu deliberately consumed his physical strength: "Take it, sister!" ”
Lu Bu is doing it to death one after another, just like a chef cutting vegetables and breaking his fingers, isn't it just that the knife is fast. Angry, I slashed at the stone a few times, and cut off the sharp mouth, and see what else are you going to use to break this finger? This is Lu Bu feeling sorry for Athena, but Mu Guiying is about to take it hard, of course, it is just a pick-up, do you think Lu Bu is really a cicada, and a fake fight will also kill people?
Lu Bu saw that he was tired and sweaty, so he stopped his gun and smiled at Mu Guiying, and said a little embarrassed: "Almost, we returned to our camp as a draw, do you have anything to say?" There may not be a chance to meet again in the future. ”
"Don't worry, don't think that I'm still a junior high school student, and I'll let you carry a wild dog in my belly, I would have it to the underworld a long time ago. However, you can come to me at any time if you have the chance, just flatten you big guy, I love you to death! After Mu Guiying finished speaking, she gave a flying kiss with her hand, and of course she had a smile inside.
As soon as Lu Bu returned to his camp, he said nonsense: "Wo Cao, I was so dumb when I met a cicada B, I was almost killed by her holding the eggs!" ……”
Di Renjie was dumbfounded when he heard Lu Bu speak, and he didn't know what Lu Bu was talking about. I can see that Lu Bu has an evil taste, but he doesn't dare to say it directly, because Lu Bu is the ultimate general, as a front-line commander, this is almost a treasure in his hand, and if he is missing or disobedient, it is all about the loss of the whole army.
Thinking of this, Di Renjie glanced at Lu Bu vigorously, but Lu Bu was just thinking about flowers, saying some nonsense to other generals that had nothing to do with the wind and the moon. There was no way, Di Renjie had no choice but to call Lu Bu aside and say, "Has General Lu won this battle?" ”
"Win an egg, it's a sister. This thing peed while playing, and I happened to be underwind of her, which made me dizzy. At most, there was only one draw, and possibly a loss. Lu Bu completely changed his past, and his speech became more rude and casual, and there was a complete change in quantity and quality.
Di Renjie listened to Lu Bu's report, and only grabbed his hair with his hand, as if he had nothing to say. Also, can you say that there was a problem with Lu Bu not winning the battle? None of the previous ones won, and there are all problems? There are a lot of things that just make you not folded, if you must have a fold, it will be folded to your head, but it is not as good as not folding.
A genius is a genius after all, Di Renjie has already arranged the generals in his heart, knowing that Lu Bu is not a hard-working product.
Di Renjie left Lu Bu, he was walking towards Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, but he was a little stubborn. (To be continued.) )