"The general's words are wrong, whether the behavior of the king of my family is in line with the way of heaven, then the way of heaven will take care of it. To be a soldier is to carry out orders as a vocation, this is God's arrangement, you should not talk nonsense here. The general of the Qin army said.

"Hugh has to talk nonsense with him, hurry up and pick him to death with one shot so that he can besiege Lu Bu." Pick up.

The three generals of the Qin army besieged Xiang Yu.

Good guy, Xiang Yu had long been prepared to regard the three Qin troops in front of him as obstacles to his advance, and if he wanted to rescue Lu Bu, he had to pick up these obstacles in front of him.

At this time, Xiang Yu thought that Lu Bu had also defeated three good names in one place. That's Liu Guan and Zhang's three brothers, even if Liu Bei is a disabled descendant, but Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, who are the first of the five tiger generals, are the goods of ordinary people.

Thinking of this, Xiang Yu shouted: "The three of you are on at the same time!" ”

Good guy, Xiang Yu opened the overlord gun in his hand, and flew up and down to pick it up, left and right. This overlord gun itself is a heavy weapon of soldiers, plus the strength of people is poured into one or two or three catties, and the strength of one hundred catties is poured up, which is quite average.

It's not an easy task to fight three battles, even if you have the kung fu of flying, but people will at least have the kung fu of the enclave, which makes you choke enough. The three of them took turns to move, one locked the throat, one locked the heart, and the tip of the gun went straight into the egg.

Seeing the situation in front of him, Xiang Yu began to scream like crazy: "My ** mother's sister, I'll fuck your sister-in-law's bag B!" ”

Xiang Yu's scolding is not a general attempt to satisfy a hypothetical in his heart and obtain a virtual spiritual happiness, but to burst out of a transcendent wildness, turning himself into a rhinoceros that is running wildly alone, so that those tigers, lions and bison, everything must make way for him to make a wide road, otherwise he will directly use his horns to die or trample to death.

The overlord gun in Xiang Yu's hand, as soon as it was opened, it was like an electric fan, and the red cherry spear was knocked away as soon as it entered the range of the attack. Otherwise, it will be shocked and numb.

After a round of bombing, two of the three guns were knocked off, and the remaining one made Xiang Yu gasp. Oh my God, it was only a ten-thousandth of a second before Xiang Yu's last line of defense was broken. In other words, just when Xiang Yu felt unbearable, he planned to drop the gun in his hand and arrest it. After only hesitating for a ten-thousandth of a second with this thought in his mind, he saw a gun flying into the sky in front of his eyes.

Is there such a dead egg in the world? No, the pursuit of a lifelong career sees hope and does not take this final step desperately?

Xiang Yu didn't even think about it. As far as the signal I saw in front of me was reflected in my heart, this hand came into its own strength, and of course it flew another one.

People are like this, in the last ten-thousandth of a second, you can be tired to the bottom, you can also make the last persistence, if it is a career, maybe this is the last threshold for success. If the two armies are fighting against the enemy in front of the formation, and you hold on for the last ten-thousandth of a second, the opponent may have been tired and lying down.

"Run, man. It's a mad dog, don't let this mad dog bite! "I don't have a guy in my hand and I still beat an egg, but I'm embarrassed to run away alone, because I can't stop it, and I just took my life in vain.

Three dozen one or two have no guy in their hands, and you have to fight one-on-one with someone's house, can this make you do it if you want to? Is it to have a grudge against his own brother, let himself die so that his brother can cry to death? No! Or respond to the call of his brother, lift his pants and run quickly.

The three top generals of the Qin army quietly got out of the way. Don't make loud noises This is the death rule of the military, you can let it go if you can't win, but you can't B shout, as soon as you B shout, the army's heart will be broken. It's a military taboo. Without a little affection, it is necessary to behead.

Can those who have committed military taboos not die? This is not an indispensable problem, for example, Liu Bei wants to kill Guan Yu because he wants to capture and release Cao. The capital crime should be beheaded, but it turned out that people had affection, it was their own brother, and they borrowed someone to intercede. As soon as the wind blows, it's fine. Goose! Do you know about the horses? And just a lost battle, and there is a common thing in soldiers to win or lose, is there an army that is defeated and killed?

Xiang Yu took a short rest on the horseback when he borrowed the three generals of the Qin army to get out of the way, this kind of rest was of course not the usual motionless rest, but let the war horse he sat down walk a little slower, only allowing himself to have a long breath.

After letting out a sigh of relief, Xiang Yu once again hit the pergola to look at Lu Bu's position, because although this is not a battlefield filled with gunpowder, it is always okay to be dusty, which cannot make people see what they want to see at a glance. After locking the direction, Xiang Yu shouted and said, "Xiang Yu, the overlord of Western Chu, I'm here!" ”

Xiang Yu shouted and kicked the horse's stomach with both feet at the same time, and the horse immediately galloped with a long sound. The soldier who didn't have time to get out of the way was stepped on by the neck, so he went to Hades' office to report without a sound. And those who were stepped on in the egg bulb had the opportunity to let out a thunderous cry of pain and take the next bus to report to the office of Lord Yama. Of course, there are also those who only step on the thighs, which is like the crawling of modern warfare.

In comparison, the one who was stepped on a few times was more lucky, although it may affect the future fuck B, but there is still life in front of him. Life is there, but it is indispensable to call my mother in pain: "Ouch, hey, step on the master's a few points, this dog is fishing in the river, I will fuck his mother's sister." Yikes, no. The lord scolded wrongly, and the dog stepped on the lord's crutches (the ancients liked to treat eggs as feet, and often compared men to three-legged toads, and the middle was a leg.) ）。 ”

While crawling, he sang ouch songs, and at the same time wanted to scold the people who stepped on him.

At this time, Lu Bu was besieged in the middle by the main force of the Qin army, and someone was shouting: "If you are tired of fighting, please jump out of the circle, let me go up and have a good time, and taste the style of this generation of heroes Lu Bu!" ”

One of the five generals thought he was tired of playing, and when he heard someone shouting, he pulled his horse out. When he came to the outside of the plum blossom circle, he kept saying with his mouth while touching the sweat with his hands: "This dog enters Lu Bu, it is really a generation of heroes, no wonder people have the ability to the B of Diaochan, a big beauty among the four beauties!" I admire this dog. A Fang Tian painting halberd in your hand is as easy as playing with a broom. ”

"I'm ** cow B, a group of dogs bite tigers, look at the gun!" This is Xiang Yu's words to the gun.

Xiang Yu broke into Lu Bu's horse with a momentum. Lu Bu saw that the reinforcements were coming, although it was only one person, but this was a tiger general, and if there were two tigers against the wolves, he would maintain the balance of combat effectiveness, and he had a bottom in his heart. As soon as there is a bottom in the heart, people will immediately come to God, and as soon as God comes, they will be a hundred times more energetic.

There is no language here, and everything is superfluous except killing enemies. The horses of the two men staggered head and tail, killing the Qin army one after another. In the end, there were only two peerless generals in the plum blossom circle, Lu Bu and Xiang Yu.

"Thank you Xichu Overlord for coming to the rescue!" Lu Bu's eyes were red, and he was about to fight to the limit of his life, and if he arrived one step later, Lu Bu would be so tired that his blood vessels would explode directly, and he would die tragically in front of the two armies.

The entire Qin army was like a swarm of wild bees. This side was burned and flew to that side, and an encirclement was formed on the battlefield on the Eastern Front.

……

"Lu Bu is really a hero, like a tiger against a pack of wolves." The number one beauty in the world is crying for the number one hero in the world, Helen cried when she saw Lu Bu fighting, and thought of only being for her own piece of B. And what the beautiful Helen herself thought of was: Isn't this just a piece of B, no different from other girls, so she will only pee, and if she doesn't wash it every few days, she will smell it with her hands, and there will be the smell and smell of urine, how can you let people die for it?

"Lu Bu is the first-level god of war in this divine war, and he can't enter the great god without real strength (Internet writer. Great god, does it really rely on strength? Langya Bang is written by a younger sister, if you compare the great god to a university, people are only junior high school students. This can be considered as a writer, there is hope, don't focus on what is big and not big. ）。 Athena said.

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"Heavenly King!" Qin Shi Huang came to the official residence of Zeus, the king of heaven, because of something important.

At this time, the king Zeus was watching the execution of Julius Caesar and Alexander, as well as David, from a tall building. This is all the credit of Daji, she said that these three people will rebel, and your position as the king of heaven will not be guaranteed. Originally, the king of heaven wanted to get rid of these people, and a person was always hesitant to think about things. Since Qin Shi Huang and Hua Tuo offered a plan to put Daji into the four beauties to replace Diao Chan, they made the king Zeus so much that he was reluctant to let go, and he had to kiss him again when he woke up.

"The emperor is here!" Zeus, the king of heaven, rose to greet him.

"You're late, you came early and saw me executing these usurpers. I've cut off their heads now. See they still want to usurp the throne of my heavenly king? "Zeus, the king of heaven, thought for a while and still felt that it was good to tell Qin Shi Huang about the execution, knowing that it was a beautiful trick offered by Qin Shi Huang and Hua Tuo, but there are also plans in the world.

Qin Shi Huang listened to the words of Zeus, the king of heaven, and his mind exploded, as Zeus said, it was a little late. Otherwise, they will be saved.

"What's the matter?" Seeing that Qin Shi Huang was in a wrong mood, Zeus, the king of heaven, asked what was the matter.

"Something becomes nothing." Qin Shi Huang said very calmly.

"It's really interesting, how can something become nothing?" The King of Heaven said puzzled.

"I'm here to borrow soldiers, but if you kill them, won't this be fine?" Qin Shi Huang said.

Daji had been laughing all the time, but when he heard Qin Shi Huang say that he was here to borrow soldiers, and it was a few dead ghosts who had just been executed, his face suddenly became wrong, and he was afraid that he had misheard the instructions of his superiors.

Because this reminded her that when she was a nine-tailed fox spirit, it was because she misheard the instructions of her superiors, and she mistakenly heard the loss of the spirit as a defeat of the army. As a result, the king killed all the good generals and loyal ministers, and closed himself in the guillotine.

"You still want to borrow troops, didn't you say that you have eight million iron cavalry? You also said that Lu Bu and Xiang Yu are both gangsters, what a piece of cake and the like, you are the number one beauty in the world. "The Heavenly King Zeus is underestimating Emperor Qintai a little, which is also related to Daji, because Daji is both beautiful and eloquent, and he is proficient in sexual affairs, and he waits for the Heavenly King Zeus sweetly every night.

Especially when the night is long and happy, sometimes he says to Zeus, the king of heaven: Let me give you a few massages, so that it will grow up again in a short time. I use all the experience of our Zhongyuan land on you, making you shout long live love in your dreams!

"Things may be troublesome, Lu Bu and Xiang Yu are already connected. If these two tigers don't stop fighting among themselves, and they join forces to fight against me, they will kill my eight million iron horsemen. When Qin Shi Huang came to the king of heaven and said this, he had already lost his image, his face was bloodless, and he suddenly aged a lot.

"You're afraid, needless to say, you've been restless these days. Didn't you say that the soldiers will keep the water out and hoard the earth? Why is this wilting! "Yes, there is something pressing in his heart, who can sleep, and upset, and can't sleep, suddenly let Qin Shi Huang take off his image, the meaning of the king's words is that he doesn't care about Qin Shi Huang, he is now tired of being served by Daji, and he doesn't want to think about Xi Shi and Dong Shi anymore, and there is a piece of B that makes him think that he has reached all that has fallen into his sister's world. He listened to what Daji said, Xi Shi is not more beautiful than her, and he also said that Qin Shi Huang an egg first, which made the king Zeus only regard Daji as a B treasure. Of course, too, people take the king in their hands and wait for the current girls to walk like dogs.

This Daji B is bold and careful, plus very smart, the first time he gave the king Zeus to get drunk, and then used the blood of the turtle as the ** blood, the king Zeus laughed half to death, and kept shouting: Yours, the middle earth, the big girl, and the virgin, my bag is good! This is, of course, said with a kind of drunkenness.

"I see so, king, now I will go and give you Shih Tzu, and you give me Helen. I can't do anything now, wash my eggs first, the world's first beauty Helen's bag B, if you want to die, you will die, there are no two sweets in the world, who called yourself overplayed? "Qin Shi Huang stood in front of Zeus, the king of heaven, and became a helpless beggar at this time, this is our ancient expeditionary force.

Qin Shi Huang may have been annoyed by the trouble in front of him, and asked the king of heaven to engage in Xi Shi in front of Daji, you didn't fuck B and put it in your asshole, and when you entered the wrong door, it made people not human eggs and not eggs, and they stinked inside and out.

Daji naturally thought to herself, it's not good for me to dominate alone, get a B that is prettier than me, will my favor still be guaranteed? I'm going to nip your plan in the bud. Thinking of this, Daji pinched the root of the king's egg with his hand, you said it hurts but it doesn't hurt, you say it doesn't hurt, and it makes people feel very afraid. Just like an alcoholic drinking, he knows that there is an uncomfortable feeling in his mouth, but he is reluctant to drink, so he has to close his eyes and swallow it, the purpose of which is only to eat the food slowly.

Goose! Zeus, the king of heaven, also thought so, first accepted his sister's pain, and then just played with her by himself. (To be continued.) )