527 The central idea of the book
"Don't go anywhere now, Helen is protected by her three brothers. Mother Lida is mainly responsible for all their daily life. Call me when you have a big event, I'm probably very busy right now, I won't come often! "This is Athena trying to find a way to protect her sister Helen. Of course, it's a sister, Athena is the daughter of Zeus, the king, and Lida gave birth to Helen when she was a junior under the name of the king, so of course they are sisters.
"Now that Helen is worth the money, saying that Helen B has syphilis is because the king wants to spread rumors so that Lu Bu will dislike it when he hears it, for fear that he will die of rotten eggs. Now Lu Bu has heard that there is no syphilis on Helen B, and he is desperate with Qin Shi Huang, and both of them want to Helen's bag B first. When Helen was comparing beauty with Shih Tzu, she said that Helen's milk did not fall and she was the first beauty. It is also said that Xi Shi's milk has fallen into the ears of an elephant, and it is like playing swings on both sides when he walks. Athena whispered to Leda again, telling her how important it was at this time.
After a while, Athena left, and the beautiful Helen was immediately so happy that she was waiting for the New Year, she opened her chest to look at her milk and bent down to look at B, and suddenly jumped up to her mother and said: "Mom just doesn't believe it, I said a long time ago, everyone Hua Tuo said that I don't have syphilis on B." Long live Hua Tuo! When I earn money from my part-time job, I will ask Hua Tuo to give me a facelift. What does mom do to make the most money? ”
There is no one in the world who is not greedy, corrupt officials are hundreds of millions, you say they want so much money to bury people? Helen is also greedy, she has become the world's first beauty, and she has plastic surgery to bury people? The ugly can be made beautiful, you have the beauty to the top, and you still go to the underworld?
"Selling B is the most profitable!" Mother Lida heard Helen say that when she worked to earn money, she would ask Hua Tuo to help her with plastic surgery, so she said the most unpleasant words.
"Oh, I'm going to sell Ronaldo tomorrow!" Sure that she did not have syphilis, Helen hoped that the meat would be sold for a good price.
"Going mad in the underworld again?" Mom said.
"I didn't go, I was looking at two **Bs. I want to hit them with a brick, is that okay? They can't pull it out, and if I hit it with a brick, they pull it out. Helen said.
Mother Lida listened to her daughter's words, there are only two mothers and daughters in the family, and they are idle anyway. It's better to go with your daughter to see **B, even if it is to celebrate the restoration of her daughter's reputation, B is free of syphilis.
So the mother quietly came to her daughter's side, and her daughter Helen had really picked up a brick in her hand, and she saw that her mother also came to see it. He put the brick in his right hand on his left hand, held his mother's hand with his right hand, and raised his head to look at his mother's face and smiled.
These are two dogs from someone else's family who came here to play flowers, because this is the most quiet family, a place with rockeries and pools. This is a pair of intelligent dogs. Because there will be children who will pick up bricks on the ground when they see flowers elsewhere, and they will always be beaten to the point that their heads are bleeding, and there are even worse children who use long bamboo poles to insert the place where the male dog and the female are connected, and the male dog is so painful that it is called the mother.
Goose! People have now also learned the cleverness of dogs, smart men don't go to the hotel in the city, what kind of farmhouse restaurant do people go to, under the guise of what kind of ghost eats hometown food, in fact, they go to eat the tender chicken in the countryside? And I eat it during the day, because later the people in charge of this line found out, and they will catch it every once in a while. The name is Sweeping Pornography.
At first, you may not think that those who open restaurants only earn some money for meals, and there are very few overnight stays. Later, someone will definitely come up and say: Boss, go down the mountain and call a few sisters to have fun, and give you a few hundred dollars more!
Goose! This order earned a few hundred dollars more, do you want to die once you taste this sweetness? I definitely don't even want my life, because this business has become a digital party or some kind of geometry, anyway, it's one, two, four, eight, and it becomes radioactive to make money.
Smart people choose to do it during the day, and pick up guests in their daughter's reception room. Mom was guarding the wind at the door, and Dad was standing on the top of a high hill to keep watch. All people are fighting poverty. Still not working hard? I always heard my grandfather say that I was so poor that I starved to death a few aunts in five or eight years, and I always heard my grandmother say that I starved to death several uncles in five or eight years.
"What do you want, Mom?" The daughter, Helen, saw her mother's eyes fluttering and knew that her mother had wandered. Gotta call her back.
"In the future, if a dog comes to our house to fuck B, you can't beat it with a brick." Mom said.
"Then I'll use a bamboo pole to get a few male dogs, and make other cry bitterly, and the sound is the same as crying, and the first thing to do." Helen tilted her head to look at her mother and said.
"Silly boy, it's not bad for a male dog, it's the first time for this female dog. It's like a girl fucking B with a man for the first time, it's a virgin, and the hymen is ruptured in pain. This is something that cannot be helped, it is the only way to go in life. I told you not to hit them with bricks, you think you can use something else to beat, I don't know if my words are not understanding, or are you still young and can't listen? Don't hit them when you see **B in the future, they are not easy, just like people, it is really difficult to B quietly! Thinking that people are not as good as dogs, and at this time she is sympathizing with dogs, her mother Lida cried.
"Don't cry Mom, it's not difficult, when I get married (you'll be blessed.) This is a nonsense phrase on TV, and when you get to the underworld, you will be happy. We'll share one man! "Helen means that Dad didn't come, Mom was sympathizing with herself when she was sympathizing with the dog, and she hadn't fucked B with Dad for a long time.
Mother Lida didn't make a sound, just put her hand on her daughter's shoulder.
"Mom, does it hurt to fuck B with a man for the first time?" This is not naïve, nor is it cute, but something to ask in real life.
"Yes, because for the first time there was a virgin, hymen." Mom said.
"If there is no virgin, the hymen will not hurt?" The daughter asked.
"Yes!" Mom said.
"Then I get rid of the virgin hymen before I get married, so I can save B pain?" Helen said this to ask her mother, meaning that it doesn't hurt after it is removed.
"Don't, don't do this, because if you break your own virgin, your hymen will hurt once, and if you get married in the future, whether it is Lu Bu or Qin Shi Huang, you will see that you were fucked by others, and you can't wash it by jumping into the Yellow River.
Please remember your mother's words, don't break your own virgin, hymen, this is something that money can't sell, although there is now a saying of repairing virgins, hymen, but believe that fake is fake. I remember when my mother was a child, when she was stewing a soft-shelled turtle, she was playing crazy outside, and was stolen by a wild cat to eat the soup, so as not to let your grandmother scold. Then my mother secretly added some water to it, but your grandmother found out as soon as she ate it, saying that it was not really the original taste. "Mom's words may be a random lie, but very well-intentioned.
"I just don't understand. Mom always likes to say that she wants to leave her virgin and hymen to her husband, this thing is too abstract, I said I kept it and he didn't keep it, this is a matter of a mouth lawsuit, the ghost said it clearly! "The beautiful Helen is the epitome of women in the new era. I always want to break my mother's statement that the hymen must be left for her husband.
"There are some things in the world that cannot be reasoned, but there are also various kinds of reasons. Everyone has their own opinions, you think that your B is not worth a penny, you can't eat except pee, and sometimes you hate it, which makes people feel dirty. But in a man's eyes, it is God.
As far as your boyfriend or husband is concerned, if you let someone else get this thing, you will be giving someone else his God. The one who has the ability will leave you immediately, because he will feel that you have no respect for his God.
There is also a kind of hygiene and genetics, science has shown that a woman is by her ex-boyfriend and then marries someone else, even if it is ten or eight years later, she will leave her ex-boyfriend's sperm and sperm and what the hell, when the woman and her step-boyfriend are pregnant, they will quietly sneak in and confuse it, and even completely replace it and give birth to the ex-boyfriend's wild dog. And then you think about what a terrible thing it is!
And then there's hygiene. A piece of B is everywhere, you don't disgust others are disgusting, unless you go to marry a prostitute, guest. Then don't screw a smiling mussel. Everybody waded in the mud. Mom said.
"Mom, look at what you said, everyone has a piece of B, but in your mouth it is said so amazingly, isn't it a B essence?" Daughter Helen doesn't admit life and death, why would her mother say that her B is so important to a man.
"Women think that everyone has something about themselves. If it doesn't grow on the body, it will be littered everywhere. Men also think that everyone has their own things, and when there is nowhere to vent, even cow B! Mom suddenly stopped when she said this, thinking that this was a sentence, and wanted to slap herself in the mouth, and then thought that maybe a ghost was talking through her mouth, not her own truth.
"This is what my mother saw when she was a kid herding cows?" The daughter really asked.
"Don't pick up the cover is the letter, mom is making it up." Leda regretted saying this rebellious, badly unscrupulous nonsense.
"Was my mother my age when I was a child? Putting it in a bull? Is a cow's a few long? "This is not Helen's cicada, nor is it selling cuteness, but I really haven't seen it.
The mother didn't blame her daughter when she heard this, but she also felt a kind of guilt for her daughter, and she was busy fighting all day long, and didn't take time to take her daughter to the countryside to play, so that she could see all kinds of poultry and all kinds of real mountains and rivers, and every grass and tree in nature.
"The cow's are not like the horse's, they may be half a meter long, and they are like ice streamers under the eaves, unlike the horse's. The horse's several are like a rolling pin, and the most visual is the horse egg vibrator. Bah! The dog is just right, ask you about the dead people, vomit blood and maggots. "Lida fell into the contradictory company, this cold knowledge is really not easy to teach, some things are not good to teach, and it is not good not to teach, such as swimming, there are many opportunities to play in the water after teaching, and there are many potential safety hazards. If you don't teach children to swim, the Yangtze River will capsize and die, and you will have no knowledge of self-help.
"Mom thought about it a lot, and she didn't dare to say it, did she?" The daughter is guessing.
"As you said, my mother looked at a bull all day long, and it was so majestic, that my mother assumed that it was a burly man...... This kind of complex mental activity is universal, and perhaps a boy who sees a very standard cow will think that it would be nice to have such a beautiful woman.
My mother only told you about this, don't go outside to see cicadas, it will shame your mother to death! Leda felt that she was drunk, or that a ghost had come up with her, and that the words she uttered did not go through her mind at all, but that another ghost was attached to her.
"Mom, what's wrong with you?" The daughter saw that her mother tilted her head as if she was about to fall, so she almost held on.
"My mother was a little dizzy, afraid that she was evil, so she helped me to the house to sleep for a while." The mother said to her daughter that she was kneeling in front of God to repent, and she repented that she should not have said this mess in front of her daughter.
Helen helped her mother into the house and went to sleep, and came to the place where the dog was flowering. Just a step too late, the two dogs got out of their way. The female dog curled up on the ground and licked her B with her tongue, and the male dog was walking towards a place, a few hanging on his stomach, like a hanging ghost in a fuchsia suit, already hanging from the beam.
Helen had heard a ghost story from her mother, saying that the hang-necked ghost was hanging from the beam, and she couldn't see it, and she would have nightmares at night when she saw it, and she would harm herself in the dream. If the man sees the female hanger, he will dream that the woman will come and fuck the man, and from then on the man will slowly die, or he will be so sick that he can't get out of bed, at least ten days and half a month, or even years, and sometimes it is destiny to run.
If the woman had seen the man's hanging neck, the result would have been the same.
Helen tried not to think about it in her heart, and when she saw the male dog stop and lick himself with his tongue, the hanging neck slowly retreated into the dog's belly. Helen thought that she was afraid that she would dream of this dog at night to harm herself, and her heart was like knocking over a five-flavor bottle, and it was not too much to look at the dog's number, and she thought that it might be a piece of cake, so she opened her mouth and smiled contemptuously.
However, Helen subconsciously let her fingers go between her legs, and a sense of self-pity came to her heart. After listening to my mother's words, I didn't dare to insert my fingers into it hard, I was really afraid that I would break the virgin membrane and marry Hanako. But my mother also said that even if she marries Hanako, she will still be called Hanako to look down on herself every day, and she will have to live a lowly life in front of Hanako all her life.
Thinking of this, Helen thought of plugging the dog hole before going to bed at night, so that maybe the dog would not come into the house to harm herself, which was disgusting. In the haze, Helen remembered that she had dreamed of being with a dog, and she also watched **B on the night of the day, probably because she didn't plug the dog hole that day.
Helen remembers that the last time she dreamed of **B was more than a month, but she didn't get sick, dreams are always dreams, don't be afraid! Helen was strengthening her own courage.
Then Helen thought of going behind the rockery, and she wanted to look there between her legs, and the ghost seemed to drool somewhat, and she thought that she had just seen the hanging neck ghost cause trouble.
Just as she was about to walk behind the rockery, Helen suddenly thought of picking up a tile on the ground and writing Qin Shi Huang on one side and Lu Bu on the other. After writing it, he threw it into the sky, but he fell into the pool.
Helen wanted to learn from the referees on the football field, and whoever was above would marry whomever she wanted.
(In this girl-daughter dialogue, a sentence came to mind twice and didn't put it in, that is, to make Lida say: Do you remember the woman who jumped into the river and died, isn't it just that her husband beats her every day, and she looks down on her, because she used to have a boyfriend.)
Yesterday, it's still not easy to write, it's a little too much, it's a completely special self-expression, and it's too sharp. (To be continued.) )