232 Tanuki for king
"Your Honor, I will begin with my genealogy, my parents are the god of heaven Ouranos and the god of the earth Gaia. My old father was a dictator, and in order to have his highest godhood for himself, when my mother gave birth to a cub, he always had to guard the door of the house, and he would snatch and eat it when he was born, for fear that when we grew up, we would divide his property or take his supreme godhood.
Before I was born, my sister and brothers were eaten by him. When I was born, there was a clever midwife who used a trick to keep my mouth shut when I was born, mainly to keep me from crying, and then wrapped a tanuki in a cloth so that my mother held it in his arms, and my father snatched it and ate it.
Later, I went to study at the Academy of the Supreme Resurrection and Transformation of the Universe, and when I graduated, my professor gave me a packet of emetics and taught me that it was a good bottle of wine for my father to drink. As a result, my father vomited all my compatriots after taking emetic drugs, and then I gave them a resurrection.
My sister Hera, in gratitude for my life-saving grace, did not hesitate to agree to my request to her that there was no morality, that corrupt the morals, that you Eastern Empire would call a chaotic X-wheel, and that beasts might be inferior.
I can't blame the facts of my crime on the young and ignorant, this is, as a standing peeing master, it's okay to deceive others, and it's unreasonable to deceive yourself. Maybe that's what it means. We wanted to blame Cupid for my sister's trouble, saying that he shot an arrow of love, and I was not happy to hold a black meeting to rely on others, and to hold others responsible for my own crimes.
Please judge me, Your Excellency, don't let me escape the net of God because I am a high god, we must be equal, it was not like this before, now I will do it. "Zeus's statement is very apt and brief, and he has the courage to admit that he has committed the crime of disordering the X wheel.
Bao Zheng was not so angry with the king that he cried, but it was only on the surface, and his inner world was already crying to tears. I scolded in my heart and said: Do you have Alzheimer's disease or Alzheimer's disease? Is there a ruler in the world like you who is the supreme god realm? Tell your own internal secret meeting at every turn, you're just afraid that you're crazy?
"Your Excellency, listen to the King himself, and sentence him according to the facts of the crime. Don't open the net, and don't deliberately aggravate the crime! "This is Caesar urging Bao Zheng, because Caesar thinks that he is poor, this is the capital with a hard waist, this is the capital to raise his head.
"Wait. Please think carefully, Your Excellency, this case is not so simple, and if there is no arrow in the world that gave birth to Cupid, I have nothing to say about it. However, there is likely to be an overlapping case in this, and I will defend the innocence of the Heavenly King, on the grounds that the Heavenly King is the Heavenly King. Di Renjie was afraid that Bao Zheng would be confused for a while, so he really listened to the ghost of Julius Caesar blowing the lamp, because Di Renjie sensed that it was very likely that Caesar was betraying the internal meeting at that time, and there was a possibility that he wanted to overthrow the king of heaven and sit on the throne of the king of heaven.
"Your Excellency. You come here......" Zhan Zhao was calling Bao Zheng to go.
"What's the matter?" Bao Zheng looked at Zhan Zhao suspiciously, and asked with a displeased face.
"Hua Tuo has a problem with plastic surgery, Eris has been in shock on the formalities table due to excessive bleeding......" Zhanzhao whispered to Bao Zheng, and a little scared and trembling, although he is an iron man, this is an errand abroad, can his subordinates not worry about being frightened if there is a problem with the master? Definitely.
"Don't talk nonsense, I'll come when I explain!" Bao Zheng was originally a black face, I heard that Hua Tuo's plastic surgery had an accident, what does it mean to be anxious? It's called impatience. It was a great honor for all the people of the Great Eastern Empire, as he turned back to the desk. There was a small threshold under his feet.
"The court is adjourned for the time being, I have other things to deal with, please take care of each other for the time being. Separate notices will be given at the time of the hearing. After Bao Zheng finished explaining, he hurriedly rushed to the procedure room with his pants.
The other high gods are also like children, as if the village has heard about it and come to play tricks. But it's a waste of time to go and see it.
"What's the matter?" The King of Heaven asked Bao Zheng.
"There is a little problem with Eris plastic surgery, I have to rush to see it, I'm afraid Hua Tuo will be in a hurry...... I've got to go and give him courage. Bao Zheng whispered to the Heavenly King.
Bao Zheng went first, and the king returned to the middle of the judgment hall and said, "This cicada B will kill Hua Tuo, what kind of ghost is burying people's appearance, unless she replaces her dog head." Go to the big hospital to find a female ghost who just died......"
"I'll take a look later, I want Hua Tuo not to be in a hurry, and if I'm in a hurry, I can't think of a good way." This is Julius Caesar's view of Hua Tuo. Because they are all acquaintances, they know Hua Tuo's medical skills, but they just can't be in a hurry, and they will be in a hurry.
The younger sisters also came in a group, and plastic surgery was the first time they had heard of it, and since they could all go and see it, why not join in the excitement and see a new one.
The main disadvantage of Eris is that she has freckles on her face, she may have swan spots, because swans are bigger than small finches, so Eris's freckles are naturally bigger than ordinary freckles and cover the whole face. (Keyword: Swan spot.) )
In fact, although Hua Tuo is a senior surgical expert, he still lacks the technical backwardness of South Korea in plastic surgery. Because of the uncertainty in many details, it is still a problem to control the bleeding of patients.
"What's the situation?" Bao Zheng stood beside Hua Tuo and said calmly. This is mainly not to let the mood of fear infect Hua Tuo, in this highly static thinking, it is like an airplane malfunctioning in the sky, any accusations and tantrums are doing Hades a favor. (Keyword)
"The procedure was so big that when I cut the skin from the thigh, I injured a small artery. Now that it's tied up, it won't be a big problem...... Now that there are more people coming in, the temperature of the house is getting higher and higher, and you have to send someone to get a cart of ice bricks, and you have to hurry up! Hua Tuo asked Bao Zheng for a cart of ice bricks to prevent the temperature from stinking.
"Where can I find ice bricks?" Bao Zheng said with a frown.
"It's about ice cubes and blocks, as long as you can lower the temperature. Let's take a car quickly, and use the four troikas to ......" Hua Tuo asked Bao Zheng to pay attention to this matter, which means that the order is issued quickly, and every second counts.
"Heavenly King, it just so happens that you are also here, please send someone and Zhanzhao to the tip of the iceberg to transport a cart of ice bricks, the temperature in this house must be lowered immediately, otherwise this person will stink soon." Bao Zheng also learned to quickly explain that if you just ask someone to transport a cart of ice bricks, they can't think of what they are going to do, walk and play on the road, or see beautiful women, and follow them to someone's house to spend the night. Wait for the stinky corpse to tell you what's at stake, how do you act as the commander-in-chief?
"Alexander, you and Zhanzhao quickly rushed to the tip of the iceberg to transport a cart of ice bricks, don't delay time on the way, and wait until the ice bricks are transported. Get in my troika and get through the customs without any problems. The King said.
"Zhan Zhao listens to the order, this official orders you and Alexander to quickly go to the tip of the iceberg to bring a cart of ice bricks, there must be no mistake." Bao Zheng issued a military order to let Zhanzhao understand the stakes. This is the first time since leaving the country that the order has been uttered in the tone of a military order.
The sisters saw Eris lying on a gate like a slain pig. There was blood all over the door panels. A hole was dug on Eris's thigh, which was to peel off the skin of Eris's face and throw it to the dog, and then use the skin on her own thigh to make up for it.
Hua Tuo's mistake was to succeed at one time. He first peeled off the skin on both sides of Eris's face at once, and now he only made up one side and bleed so much that he went into shock. This was when a small artery was injured by a stroke while removing the skin from the second thigh. Now he is lying on the door panel, not like a human ghost or a ghost, with white thigh skin on one side and bloody facial bones on the other, still alive and dead in the sky.
"Let's go, it's disgusting to watch, if it's me, it's ugly, and if I die, I won't fix this ghost's appearance, and if I don't die, I'll lose half my life." It was Athena talking, pulling Venus with her.
"Let's go to Ganzi Mountain...... this is Venus's suggestion, she thinks it is also a pleasure to go and see the cicada old B.
"I don't think there's anything funny about it, but if you see Hera digging coal, it's embarrassing. I couldn't laugh anymore, and if I couldn't help laughing, I would have to be scolded to death by Hera. "Venus is still a little embarrassed, after all, Hera is his boss, what the hell is there to see when people are digging coal, is it schadenfreude?
"Good cicada, won't I hide a little later? Look at whether the cicada old B is lazy or really in labor reform. Athena grimaced at Venus.
"I think it would be great if she picked up coal blocks in Ganzi Mountain, do you still think she will really go down the mine to dig coal, unless the mine manager is crazy, isn't it fast to jump off the building if she wants to die?" Venus also smiled and said, of course, everyone knows this social relationship, if the mine manager is not crazy, he will definitely not let Hera go down the mine to dig coal. After all, people abdicate, and it is not serious to say that it is not serious, if it is not on the cusp of reform, this is nothing at all.
"Let's take a gamble, I think Hera is digging coal down the shaft. If you don't believe it, do you dare bet? Athena walked and turned, trying to play with Venus, but she hadn't thought of anything to do.
"I'm sure Hera didn't dig coal in the mines, what do you say is up to you?" Venus seems to be talking to Athena, and she wants Athena to make a move first.
"I didn't think about what I was going to bet on you, you let me think about it. I wonder if you have something I like, or it would be boring to get a piece of crap when I win the bet. ”
"If you can't think of it, then I'll think about it, let's bet ......" Venus laughed speechlessly, hooking his waist and holding his stomach almost to squatting on the ground.
"You thought of the ghost...... Athena looked at her in surprise, "Are you crazy, you think of the rhinoceros egg?" "When Athena was hi with Venus, she always liked to say that Venus liked rhinoceros...... Like today's girls when they're together...... The man said that he liked Russian B, and he had to swim if he fell into it. (To be continued.) )