231 Hera said that Zeus was a mouse, and that the brother and sister could not get married
"I really fulfilled the old saying, there is no master for breaking the law. In the past, I always thought that it was a crime to steal and rob, but after being brainwashed by Lord Bao Zhengbao, I realized that it was also a crime to mess with the X wheel, and it was also a crime to understand that corruption and bribery were also crimes. As Master Bao said: You are such a big god, the gods below will send some money or beautiful men because they are afraid of you, and if it is a male god, they will send some beautiful women. If this is not illegal, the little gods below will compare and see who can give more. All the money and beautiful men and beauties have gone up, and the small gods at the lower levels will fall behind more and more, and in the end they will be inferior to the point that the species will deteriorate, and finally they will deteriorate to the point that people are not humans, beasts, and beasts, and in the end, they will all return to the era of savages, and it is terrible to think about! "Hera ...... as if someone had been inflicted on her soul crying spell, and every time she finished a short sentence, she would hug her and cry again, like a smoker, she could not break the fire, and she smoked one after another.
We may definitely think that the Heavenly King Zeus and Bao Zheng must have done some great secret groping in this great reform of the divine realm, and secretly exerted a lot of strategic tactics in it. As far as Niangniang's words are concerned, Bao Zheng must have secretly exerted a little bit of pyramid scheme flavor on Hera, although you are a college student, you fell into the ranks of pyramid schemes without looking for a job for a while, and your high IQ was brainwashed by your low IQ, and you were locked in an iron cage as a monkey.
There are a lot of things in the world that are not stupid, and you can not believe it because you are not falling into it. How many atheists died in the world at that time, and they were all stupider than you? Won't learn to let things go like a dog on the cusp of passing things?
It can be said that wisdom and stupidity are not only limited to wisdom, but wisdom cannot be proved to be all used on justice, and the ecological balance of the animal world is almost formed, with tigers eating sheep and sheep eating grass, and the world of crooked reasoning like the divine realm.
"Let's leave the entire God Realm alone for the time being, what are you going to do in the future?" Niangniang looked at Hera with a sad face, in Niangniang's heart, Hera had become a piece of tofu and was drowned without salt. Because Niangniang is a country man through and through, just like the Iron Maiden combat team at that time, she became famous for applying pesticides to the cotton fields, and was invited to heaven to see God once. Ascend to the highest goddess position in the divine realm in one step.
Niangniang thinks that Hera is already a middle-aged woman who is half-old, and although she has a high godship, it is difficult for her to marry a male god she likes. Even getting married is not an easy task, and the offspring who eats soft rice is not a good god, this is an affirmative truth. Marrying a rich male god is really a waste of resources. He is already rich himself, and then he marries himself to a god of wealth, and he wants so much money to bury people?
"I thought about it all night last night, and there really isn't a good god in heaven, and it's my brother who thinks about it the most. But this is already a rat medicine...... Niangniang ...... "Hera's eyes have become the Yellow River of the old society, and it is flooding at every turn, turning the people on both sides of the river, or making the Henan Yankees into monkeys.
"I was thinking about you last night, how about you look at Julius Caesar?" Niangniang wanted to throw Hera's unsalted tofu to Julius Caesar, which was also a one-sided idea of her mother, and it was not too late to find Caesar when Hera agreed, otherwise the front pot was not yet boiling, and the back pot would be fried.
When Hera heard Caesar the Great, her face was like that of a child. When I heard that my mother was here and brought a lot of delicious food, my tearful face immediately turned into a sunny face with a smile.
"Sister, I'll hand over the hundred pounds to you, you can do it! …… (Sister, you should also consider thinking about your own life.) I and the king of heaven have now come to an end, we have become rat poison, and no one can go to anyone else. This is what Master Bao Zhengbao said, saying that what the hell is going on with the X wheel.
I'm not by his side from now on, it's pathetic! A man...... Sister. If...... Would you like to marry Zeus, the king of heaven? [This is a patch, a vulnerability in awareness.] "Hera has become a child, like a wandering woman who has escaped from the wilderness, who can care about anything. If you have milk, you are a mother. She is now Younan is Lang.
Really, Hera was already old, a big man like a buffalo, and his weight of two hundred pounds when he was young was not a little fat, and at that time, he walked slowly and was windy.
([Supplement.] The mother heard that Hera was going to give her brother over to herself. Or call to manage, a shyness appeared on his face, and he didn't answer, but stayed in his heart and thought slowly. )
"Sister paper, but Julius Caesar still lives in a grass hut, I'm afraid that you are used to this luxurious life, can you go on?" Niangniang said worriedly, of course, this is a major practical problem in life, the word hardship is very easy to say, once it falls on your head, you will be ghosted, doesn't this include the gods?
(When Julius Caesar died, he put his hands on the outside of the coffin to tell the people that he had brought nothing into the coffin, that he had been upright all his life, and that he would die clean.) Note: This sentence was added during the review, and I think it is not explained below. It seems that the original manuscript is already seamless. )
"Sister, I think you're just afraid that you have Alzheimer's disease, and to put it mildly, it's Alzheimer's disease. Julius Caesar is a famous mortal emperor, how can he live in a grass hut after retirement? That's too much of a joke, isn't it? "Hera is already angry with reality, and the mutated real life is difficult for the gods to accept. From a diva to a prisoner, after completing her sentence, she has to live in a grass hut with a man, this world of change, whoever will not be mad will be crazy. Dead pigs are not afraid of boiling water, unless they are dead pigs.
"You young people, no, you who like to compare your hearts with your hearts, you will have to be your own heart for corruption and bribery, and you will think that the gods of the world are living in great luxury with the money obtained from corruption and bribery. In this ongoing reform of the divine realm, Julius Caesar had such a straight waist and raised his head so high, didn't he rely on himself when he died, he put his hand outside the coffin when he entered the coffin, so that the world could see that he did not take away a penny of the palace. ...... "Niangniang speaks with powerful facts, this is really something that can't be hidden, when the time comes, when Hera gets married, she will have to divorce again in three days, isn't this a joke in the god realm enough?"
"It's a pity, a famous emperor turned out to be a cicada, and I was angry!" You see, you see, there is no B in the world who is not greedy. Although Hera was tired of living a luxurious life, when she heard that she was going to marry a poor emperor who lived in a straw hut, she was like eating honey when she didn't know it, and when she knew that it was an emperor named Hanako, she felt that she was eating coptis.
Of course, reality made Hera smarter. Just like at the beginning, Hera thought that the trial would be the trial, and if she went to prison, she would save herself from playing mahjong every day, and she often heard that some people who played mahjong died under the mahjong table after playing for a long time, which made her afraid of playing mahjong.
However, if you want to use the sentence to go to prison to get rid of your addiction to playing mahjong, this makes a big stupid mistake for yourself, you don't have to move stones, and the stones can roll down from the gangue mountain and hit your feet. It was so painful that I thought of it when I called my mother: as long as I don't play if I am very determined, I can also quit the addiction of playing mahjong and be angry with me.
(At this point, I started to think of making up for it.) Similarly, as soon as he heard that the emperor was married, he gave his husband, who had just divorced, to his best friend, and made himself no regression. People, when will you learn to make two regrets for yourself in three days? The more Hera thought about it, the more angry she became.
People in the world are really like this, some people are born to be treacherous, and some people are always a man's heart, and they can't learn a good one in a hundred.
"Otherwise, look at Alexander, he is older than Caesar, and his life is more realistic......" Niangniang took a step back, considering that Caesar was too poor.
"Mother, my Hera is so miserable...... Alexander is a well-known cicada head, he is the first cicada in the world to become the emperor. Have you never heard his story before?
It was the old emperor of their country who was about to die, and considering that he was going to take over, the old emperor hung his chair on the tree with hemp, saying that whoever can untie this mess will be the successor emperor? As a result, people all over the country have a headache, but they can't think of a way to solve this mess. Later, when the cicada heard it, he didn't even think about it, and took the knife to the past. His brainless stupid move, the people of the whole country laughed at him for stinky this time, and he had to die.
On the spot, one of the emperor's subordinates went to tell the emperor that a cicada's head was slashing with a knife and had untied the chair hanging from the tree. ......"Hera said that Alexander was a cicada, and also told the origin of the cicada's head, and that he was a person who dealt with problems and solved problems without thinking.
"I really haven't heard of this, how can you use a knife to slash, you won't think of any other way? Deserve...... My poor child! "The mother is pitiful for Alexander in Hera's story, she thinks that she will definitely be beaten half to death by the emperor, who told him not to use his brains?
"! Look at you, cry and cry. The cicada has the blessing of the cicada, and you will cry before I finish speaking. Hera somehow learned the trick of writing a novel, and if she didn't finish Alexander's story quickly, she deliberately left it to know what happened next, please see how to write it.
"It's really hard to survive these days, and if you are reckless, you will be called a cicada, and if you are tough, you will be called a poor ghost. The world has passed to the point where a starving tiger is a dog to death. Alas, too, the tiger has grown up so generous, and has the vice of cannibalism, so that he does not even have the right to wander. When people have no way to live, they can go to the street to flow their own waves, and it's your business whether you like to pick it up or not, but you can't fight yet. My poor tiger cub ......" the mother cried Alexander as a tiger cub. (To be continued.) )