Chapter 29: Idiot Genius

Whining...... Whining...... Li Kuifa launched the Yamaha, and the four-eyed beauty jumped on the back seat of the motorcycle and walked away. Cupid wiped his face with a towel, looked at the three immature faces, and said with some chagrin, "The tractor is broken again, and it will be used tomorrow." ”

Several people squatted on the ground and studied for a long time, but they still couldn't repair the tractor, and just happened to meet Zhang Tianshi and shook his hand and walked towards the entrance of the village, Cupid's eyes lit up and rushed up to grab Zhang Tianshi's hand and asked, "Tianshi, haven't you fiddled with the machine before, you can see if this engine is stuck." Zhang Tianshi pressed his hand on the engine and felt the vibration frequency of the engine, and after a few rounds of probing, he found out the fault, repaired the tractor and enthusiastically pulled Cupid's hand and said, "Old Qiu, go, go to my place today to drink two glasses." ”

Cupid was a little embarrassed, "You see you help me do things, and invite me to dinner, when the time comes, it is better to go to my ......" Zhang Tianshi changed the conversation and asked the three directly, "Is the grass finished hoeing?" Naturally, the hoe is not finished, just look at the three dejected heads, but after all, it is a child, the emphasis is on experience, and you can't be serious, "It's okay, if you don't finish hoeing, you will continue tomorrow, and today I invite you to eat bean curd chicken." ”

As soon as I heard that the three of them were happy, Cupid couldn't resist the invitation, and when most of the Douhua chicken was eliminated, the two old men were already slightly drunk, and the three of them came to the river to rest, and the evening breeze was sultry, and after talking for a while, Tianwanghu felt very bored and went back to make up for sleep. Zhang Wuji looked at the slightly flickering water surface, and took out the wine gourd, and the wine gourd made a buzzing sound again, and continued to absorb the essence of the water surface, but these can not be seen with the naked eye, Xiao Fat Dun stood under the willow tree and Zhang Wuji exchanged half-life skills, and when it came to the happy place, the two danced hand in hand, you poke me, I poke you, cold may as well, Zhang Wuji smashed a wine gourd on the little fat dun's brain.

The little fat dun fell to the ground crookedly, and after a while, his body contracted, and he crossed his legs, Zhang Wuji was also happy, at this time, the moon was calm and quiet, and he was just practicing, so he also smashed his head like that, and he also fell into a comatose dream. The two of them sat under the willow tree and settled down, and after a few practices, their bodies no longer floated for no reason, but precipitated downward, and the two of them were like two stone Buddhas, motionless. At this time, the dream is no longer disordered, but as if the whole face is attached to a quiet water, and there are no golden mushrooms flying around, but some faint yellow flowers floating, and these small flowers fade into water when they are attached to the skin, leaving a mark on the skin.

Just as the two of them were settling down, a numb young man jumped out of the shadows, holding a large wooden stick in his hand, he spat and cursed as he walked along the riverbank, this boy was the most famous little madman in Xinghua Village. Although the little madman is only in his early fourteens, he has a great reputation, but this reputation is notorious. He was waving a stick and singing the Divine Comedy, and suddenly, two strange cross-legged boys appeared in front of him, these two people he knew, one surnamed Zhang, the other surnamed Qiu, it was said that these two people had beaten him in a cold winter, and now, he was not afraid, he had a stick.

This stick is an heirloom left to him by the old madman, who often teaches the little madman to beat the dog in the backyard, so as long as he has the stick in his hand, he will definitely not be afraid of any normal person, let alone an enemy. He stepped forward and grabbed Zhang Wuji's face, the flesh on his face was smooth and tender on his fingers, "You also have today." He went to pull Zhang Wuji's ear again, and strangely, this guy didn't feel any pain at all.

This is a great humiliation of the little madman, he held the stick in his hand, scolded, a stick covered Zhang Wuji's head and smashed it, clicked, the stick suddenly broke into two, what is the situation? Is this the legendary iron head gong? Golden bell jar? Just when he was stunned, he suddenly felt that his back was lightly poked, and when he looked back, he saw that the little chubby dun's face seemed to be smiling, but the finger gently pressed against his lower back, and a strange feeling came from the part where he was resisting, this feeling was numb and itchy, and it was quite comfortable, and the little madman laughed happily.

Seeing the fingers retracted, a small palm slowly pushed over and pressed on his back, this time it was not painful, but a powerful force pushed the little madman directly away, and he screamed and drew a big arc from the river bank and fell into the river with a thud. What kind of kung fu is this? The little madman got up from the water wet, and he was a little puzzled, these two people were even crazier than himself, what kind of reason was this? And these two people are still motionless, the corners of their mouths are still flowing out of the kind of water that only flows in their sleep, the little madman looked down and saw the wine gourd on Zhang Wuji's trouser belt, and was immediately attracted by the style of the wine gourd, when he went to get the wine gourd, he suddenly found that the calm water surface swirled up a big nest, and a python head stretched out from this nest, so frightened that the little madman screamed Mom, put down the wine gourd and ran away.

Just when the little madman reached out to pull the little face of Wuji, a vague image appeared in the brain of the little fat dun, as if it was a cute turtle, he stretched out his little finger to touch the back of the turtle, this touch does not matter, the little finger is close to the turtle shell, suddenly a puff of green smoke comes out, the little fat dun quickly retracted his fingers, but he couldn't stop being curious, so he slowly stretched out his palm, but the turtle flew away mysteriously, stretched out his feet, and fell on the surface of the water.

The little madman didn't run far before he fell under the willow tree, convulsed, and spit out a lot of black filth, and the next day at dawn he was seen by a sheep herder, who first whipped the little madman's body twice, and then reacted, and then he broke his voice and shouted, "Yang Jiaoqi, the sun is on the butt." ”

Yang Jiaoqi slowly opened his eyes, he had forgotten everything that happened last night, but there was a buzzing sound in his brain, as if he was going to be reorganized, do you want to be beaten!" The old man carried a small back basket to the other side to collect medicine, the three of them looked left and right and saw nothing, Xu Wushan went to the east of Donggang Mountain alone to set the wild boar, at this moment he was holding a machete in his hand, walking all the way and singing, suddenly, about forty-five degrees in front of him, he rubbed his eyes, no flowers, it turned out to be a wolf, this wolf is different from other wolves, this wolf has a floating blood-red gas on his head.

Today is blessed again, just when I was thinking like this, the wild wolf slaughtered fiercely, and the two particularly long fangs stood out in horror.