Chapter 28: The Time Has Not Come
But he was still a step too late for the fork, the fork had already grabbed a part of the wine gourd and was pulling hard, suddenly there was a bang, the fork withdrew its bloody claws, the fairy creature violently his claws, the matter was far from over, his body continued to erupt with crackling and popping sounds, which made people sound creepy, and the fork didn't have time to look at the terrifying appearance of the proud sky and fled from its side wailing to the outside of the cave, looking extremely embarrassed.
It overestimates its own strength too much, this is not an ordinary monster, it can't be handled without hundreds of years of Taoism. In order to prevent other monsters from disturbing him, Aotian gave birth to hundreds of snake eggs and made them seal the entrance. Ready, he took a deep breath, slowly opened his big mouth, and bit most of the gourd, originally he wanted to use all his strength to pull the wine gourd down, but in view of the car ahead, he had to change his strategy, he wanted to swallow the entire wine gourd and this pale peasant boy together, with his hundred years of cultivation of stomach acid will definitely not be long before the boy can digest, then there is only this immortal thing left.
This idea is really good, but the implementation is not so smooth, this wine gourd is only half bitten it feels bad, the buzzing sound inside makes it a headache, he is thinking about whether he will want to be like a wild wolf when he is overwhelmed with flowers, misfortune happened, the first to be violent is his own hundred years of cultivation, that letter has been sharpened into purple black, but even it has not been spared, at this moment the bursting meat sauce continues to hit the mouth, and when it feels bad and quickly spits out the wine gourd completely, it finds that the letter has been violent for most of it, leaving only a small piece in the throat struggling。
What kind of bullshit fairy thing, Aotian was so depressed for the first time, he crawled on the rock in despair, mooing one by one, not long after, another guest came to his cave mansion, a trembling old woman on crutches, this old woman is not an ordinary person, she is also a snake demon, but her Taoism is much higher than Aotian, she has been practicing Taoism for more than 800 years, if it weren't for such a frustrating thing, Aotian didn't want to alarm her old man.
"Aotian, you haven't called me for more than two hundred years, what's going on today?" Aotian's behavior made her feel very strange, this guy seemed to be unable to speak all of a sudden, stammering, but when she saw the half of the letter that Aotian spit out, she also screamed in distress "Tian'er" She took out a piece of letter from a strange storage bag and picked it up for Aotian, and Aotian recovered the function of speaking. Burning water understood, looking at Zhang Wuji and Xiao Chubhubun who were sleeping in the recess, she fell into deep thought, her eyes were not on the wine gourd, but on the strange sleeping posture of the two people, as well as a layer of mysterious floating light on the body, she sighed faintly after looking at it, "Tian'er, why didn't you inform me of such a big matter earlier." ”
This time it can poke the pain of Aotian, he really wants to swallow this immortal thing without burning water, but if it weren't for his mouth being violent...... Hmph...... "You are too ignorant, do you know the origin of this immortal thing, Tian'er, don't talk about you, even the old lady can't break the sleep qi on the immortal thing, this sleep qi is harmless to mortals, and can also assist mortals in cultivation, but for our demons, it is a big evil star, Tian'er, this thing has at least a thousand years of aura, and because it is treasured and stored by the immortal family countless immortal qi, it will be so powerful, and it has not been put into your Taoist practice for many years, which is already a great luck." ”
To say that the burning water is not greedy for this treasure is false, the burning water knows the value of this immortal thing, and also knows its own ability, at this moment, an explanation, so that Aotian repented, if not invited to burn the water, I am afraid that his five hundred years of Taoism will be in vain. "Are we not destined to have it?" Burning Water looked at Aotian and then looked at the trick that Zhang Wuji had pinched in his sleep, and suddenly had an idea, "It's not that it can't, it's that the time is not right, Tian'er, once mortals exhaust the sleep qi of the immortals, it is the best time for us to seize this thing, once this thing is filled with our snake eggs, hehe...... Mother dare to guarantee...... From now on, the world will be our mother's...... Hahaha......"
Aotian also laughed with the burning water, but he still had a question, "Mother, how do you run out of sleepy energy? How many years will it take for these two teenagers to practice to consume him?" "Tian'er, don't be in a hurry, don't be in a hurry, what we can pay is not time, Tian'er, from now on, you must not be harmful, on the contrary, you have to protect the smooth progress of these two children's cultivation, but halfway through...... Be sure to let them be polluted by femininity when they open their eyes, so that we can be done...... Hahaha......"
As soon as he fell asleep, the sun had slowly sunk, Wang Hu opened his blood-colored eyes, and watched the eagle in the sky spread its wings and fly, and then in this confusion, he saw Zhang Wuji and Xiao Chubhubun's bodies suspended in the air, he rubbed his eyes and looked again, but found that the sleeping posture of the two was really indecent, so he got up and kicked the two of them a few times, "Wake up, wake up, the moon is about to come out." ”
The sun is about to set, the grass has not been hoeed much, the three of them picked up the hoe and went down all the way to the crazy hoe, hastily hoeed a few rows while carrying the hoe and singing the song back to Xinghua Village, just entered the village and saw the tractor of the little fat dun family where the sudden sound, the father of the little fat dun was begging for a dark man. "Brother Li, you can help, isn't it just a matter of changing parts. "This Brother Li is a big technician in Xinghua Village, this is a dazzling profession, at least if you want to marry a daughter-in-law, the candidate is a lot of arrests, in Xinghua Village, an advocate official, a advocate of technical knowledge, and Zhang Tianshi's crazy cultural person, can only be reduced to a joke.
Li Kuifa sneered proudly at the corner of his mouth, "Cupid, you don't have nothing to do, if you are sick, you go to the veterinarian?" I only repair cars here, do you understand cars, Santana, Shanghai Volkswagen, Hyundai, Audi ......" "Don't you have to wait for an emergency tomorrow, Brother Li, since you have been diagnosed as an engine matter, it is not a matter of minutes for you, do me a favor." ”
The people in the entire Xinghua Village have only one name in Yang Jiaoqi's mouth, the male is called a pig, and the female is called a sheep. The shepherd took the whip in his hand and kicked him twice, "Little rabbit, what do you want to sleep in if you have a bed?"
"Sleep on the five elements, look at the mountains and waters, and look at the world. The shepherd stuck out his tongue and secretly cried out in his heart, "Oh ma, this sleep is an idiot turned genius, and the dumb will sing hip-hop."