As soon as Yang Tao entered the campus, he kept walking briskly in front of Chen Chufan, ten meters away from Chen Chufan, and warned Chen Chufan not to catch up and walk side by side with him. His original words were: "With my handsome and invincible appearance, if I follow you, if I accidentally become famous, I won't be annoyed to death by the little girls who squat at the door of our bedroom every day!" ”

"You're thinking too much! The porter won't let the little girls run into the boys' dormitory and squat at the door of our dormitory! At that time, Chen Chufan, who still felt that Yang Tao was making a big fuss, replied coldly.

"Even if those little girls can't hide from the concierge's eyes, they can't blend into the boys' bedroom. But if they don't sleep at night and run downstairs in the boys' dormitory to sing me love songs, and everyone can't sleep well, it's not my sin! Yang Tao dropped this sentence, and he really left Chen Chufan alone to walk behind, and he ran until he was at least ten meters away from Chen Chufan before he began to walk normally.

Subsequently, on the way back to the dormitory, Chen Chufan found for the first time that Yang Tao was not so exaggerated in every sentence. At least what he said is that he is famous and famous, and there is absolutely no exaggeration.

From the time he met the first classmate who recognized him and said hello to him and exchanged a few words of greeting, the gossip men and women who followed Chen Chufan far away have not been less than two digits, and even faintly have a tendency to develop towards three digits. He could even faintly hear the chatter in the wind.

"That's the infatuated man who jumped in the South Lake! looks like a clever young man, why can't you think about it so much! "It's a heavy-duty old man.

"Hey, look at the infatuated man in the hospital back in school! Hurry up and worship! "This one is youthful.

"Hey, since ancient times, there has been affection and hatred, and the poor people have jumped into the lake" This is a literary type.

"That's the Emperor of Infatuation, he looks so handsome! How could it be dumped! "It's definitely nymphomaniac.

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With the comments one after another, it kept getting into Chen Chufan's ears, and while Chen Chufan buried his head lower and lower when he walked, he also walked faster and faster. At this moment, he suddenly heard an exclamation. "It's going to be hit, don't!"

With a "bang", Chen Chufan could even hear a muffled sound. I didn't look at the road because I buried my head too low. Crashed directly into a telephone pole on the side of the road! A sharp pain struck, and Chen Chufan really had the feeling of gold stars in his eyes at that time. At this time, someone shouted, "Come and see, the infatuated emperor attempted suicide by jumping into the lake, and immediately smashed the telephone pole with his head after being discharged from the hospital!" ”

A group of people who were hanging not far away to watch the excitement quickly gathered around, and even a very handsome little girl took the initiative to help Chen Chufan, who was a little dizzy, and said softly: "Infatuated brother, don't bump into it here!" Sister Linlin can't see it again, thanks to it! ”

Hearing this, Chen Chufan really had the urge to die directly on the telephone pole. Fortunately, Yang Tao heard the commotion behind him, and hurriedly turned around and ran over, helping Chen Chufan, who had been knocked unconscious, to pick up the crowd and run to the bedroom.

It wasn't until Chen Chufan ran into the dormitory building and the crowd of people who admired the infatuated emperor that they gradually dispersed, but the interior of the dormitory building was fried again.

Chen Chufan's dormitory is room 302 on the third floor, and the entire floor is occupied by second-year students from the history department of the college. Today happens to be Friday. There are only 2 big classes in the morning, and the class is already out. Most of them returned to the dormitory, and when they heard that Chen Chufan had returned from the hospital, almost every classmate who returned to the dormitory ran to Chen Chufan's dormitory to offer condolences and persuade a few words, Chen Chufan was so embarrassed that he felt that life was worse than death.

In this way, after tossing for half an hour, room 302 returned to calm.

"Mourning!" Finally, when everyone dispersed and there were only three people left in the bedroom, the boss Meng Wei opened his mouth to comfort. Meng Wei is a tall northern man, with dark skin, which is almost comparable to that of Africans.

Meng Wei, Yang Tao, and Chen Chufan are the famous iron triangle in the second year of the Department of Literature and History. The relationship between the three of them is surprisingly good, like brothers. And in the entire university, there are only these two people who are regarded as brothers by Chen Chufan. When they were freshmen, the three of them were entangled in Yang Tao's death, learned the scenes of the Romance of the Three Kingdoms on TV, and worshiped their brothers. In terms of age, Meng Wei is the oldest, Yang Tao is second, and Chen Chufan is the youngest. So Meng Wei became a well-deserved boss. Yang Tao tried to persuade Chen Chufan to change the name of the second child with him, but he was blocked by the boss's words, "I won it myself, don't talk nonsense." Yang Tao complained.

Yang Tao and Meng Wei are two extremes. Yang Tao can definitely be regarded as a superb chatter, as long as he starts to get poor, he can talk to you for hours in a row, and the topic is not repeated. This is by no means an exaggeration. When I was a freshman, in a class on modern world history, the old professor asked a question in class, and the question was to try to analyze the similarities and differences between the new economic policy of Soviet Russia and China's reform and opening up. The old professor who teaches modern world history has a characteristic that he likes to hold a roster and randomly point people to answer questions, but Yang Tao's name happened to be clicked that day.

As a result, as soon as Yang Tao stood up, he talked endlessly, from the economic difficulties of Soviet Russia to the chaos of China's special period, from the collapse of the Soviet Union to the restructuring of China's state-owned enterprises, and he even took the initiative to discuss with the old professor about the various unreasonable actions of the Soviet leader Gorbachev when the Soviet Union collapsed. Since then, the old professor has never asked Yang Tao to get up and answer questions!

And Meng Wei is a dull and outrageous surname. If he can express a clear answer in one word, he will never use two words. When I was a freshman, the three of us once went to an Internet café to surf the Internet together, and at that time, several people still liked to chat online. Yang Tao and Chen Chufan took advantage of Meng Wei to go to the toilet in the Internet café, peeked at Meng Wei's chat history with mm on QQ, and saw that except for the first sentence that said 2 words "hello", everything else was basically "um", "yes", "no" and "oh"

Words like "ha", "no" and "good". Let the two of them bow to their boss at that time.

Although Meng Wei didn't say much, as long as he spoke, it was a classic, which was difficult to refute. After Chen Chufan fell in love with Wang Linlin, he took Wang Linlin to invite Meng Wei and Yang Tao to dinner for the first time. After dinner, Wang Linlin was sent back to the dormitory, and the three of them walked on the way back to the dormitory. Yang Tao said sourly on the road: "Classmate Chen Chufan, I admit that your mouth is more beautiful than my family's, but you have to admit that my family's IQ is higher than yours!" My Ma Zi is the first in the grade every time he takes the exam, your Wang Linlin can't do it! ”

As a result, before Chen Chufan could answer, Meng Wei, the boss next to him, suddenly opened his mouth with a blank face: "Oh, so what? Do you have her brain in bed? In a word, Yang Tao, who is known for his chatter, shut up, but kept disgusting Meng Wei with resentful eyes all the way.

In fact, even Chen Chufan has never understood how these two extreme people came together with him. However, at this time today, Chen Chufan was still quite relieved to hear the boss's comfort, although there was only the word "festival mourning".

"Where's the fat man?" Chen Chufan saw that there was still someone in the dormitory, so he asked casually. The fat man is another classmate in dormitory 302, but the relationship with the three of them is not so close.

"Go online!" The boss's answer is always so concise and to the point.

"Okay, you still have the heart to care about the fat man, think about yourself!" Yang Tao interjected on the side.

"Yes!" The Boss immediately complied.

Chen Chufan smiled bitterly, "What can I do, it's like this now." ”

"Stop jumping!" The Boss spoke.

"Boss, in fact, this time it was a misunderstanding, I really didn't want to jump into the lake! I'll admit I'm out of love, but you know me, right? Am I that vulnerable? I was at the time" Chen Chufan was excited again when he heard the boss's words. He didn't expect that the boss, who had always given people a sense of calmness, would also think that he had taken the initiative to jump into the lake, and he wanted to explain it clearly. But when he talked about why he fell into the lake, he didn't know how to explain the strange feeling at the time. I could only hesitate again and again before I said, "I stumbled and slipped into the lake!" ”

"Oh!" After listening to Chen Chufan's explanation, the boss replied.

"Then you believe me? Top dog! Chen Chufan looked at the boss Meng Wei with hope.

Meng Wei, who was a little numb in his scalp by Chen Chufan's expectant gaze, rarely said a complete sentence: "I believe it or not, you have a P use, you don't jump anymore and it's over!" ”

Chen Chufan really wanted to cry at this time!

Just then, the phone rang in the dormitory. Yang Tao hurriedly got up and picked up the phone: "Hey, which one!" ”

"Chen Chufan was discharged from the hospital?" Old Xiao's gloomy tone came from inside the phone.

"yes, I've been discharged! Now he's in the bedroom, Director Xiao, you're looking for him! Yang Tao replied and grimaced at Chen Chufan.

"Call him to my office, right away!" As soon as the voice fell, the phone rang with a hang-up tone of "beep, beep, beep".

"Chen Chufan, congratulations, Lao Xiao invites you to tea!" Yang Tao hung up the phone and said with a winkhead at Chen Chufan.