Chapter 2: You're Famous! You're famous!
"Doctor, what's going on with him? Why are you in a coma all the time? In Chen Chufan's ward, a young man who looked about the same age as Chen Chufan was asking the doctor who happened to come to inspect the ward.
This young man's name is Yang Tao, a person from the capital. is one of Chen Chufan's best brothers in school, it is said to be one, in fact, Chen Chufan has only two brothers, in addition to Yang Tao, there is also a Meng Wei. They're all roommates in the same dorm room! Yang Tao is a very sunny boy. Always with inch-sized hair, thick eyebrows and big eyes are very attractive. It's just a pair of mouths that are particularly annoying, and they belong to the kind that never speaks through the brain.
"The patient's condition is strange because the search and rescue is timely, and his suffocation in the water is not long. And no fluid was found in the lungs. After being rescued ashore, the rescue measures for the surname were also in place, and there were no scars on the body. So I also wondered why he was unconscious all the time? Yesterday he was given various tests and his vital signs were very stable. He was not in a coma, but in a deep sleep. The doctor replied very professionally.
"Speaking of the doctor, brother, do you mean that he is asleep? It's been a whole day! 24 hours! It's time for a pig to wake up after sleeping for so long, right? Besides, have you ever seen such a sleeping pig? Do you dare to be professional? Do you dare to be more professional than me? The boy dressed as sunny said with some excitement, and his friend jumped into the lake inexplicably, and then fell unconscious, and he couldn't help but be excited.
"The pig is awake!" The doctor squinted his eyes, glanced at Chen Chufan, who was lying on the hospital bed, and said expressionlessly.
Yang Tao immediately turned his gaze to the patient on the bed. I saw that Chen Chufan had really opened his eyes and was looking around blankly.
"Am I professional? Am I more professional than you? The doctor glanced at Yang Tao, said angrily, then turned around and walked out of the ward, walked to the door and suddenly turned around and said, "You are the patient's classmate, come to my office to go through the discharge procedures." The school hospital is not a hotel, no matter the accommodation! ”
"I said Chen Chufan, what kind of melancholy youth are you pretending to be? Go to learn Qu Yuan to jump into the lake to play? That jump of others can last forever, can you? What do you get out of it but a belly full of water? Anyway, how cool the lake should have been at that time! Pour a few sips before you die, it's a comfort, the water you pour into your stomach is so stinky that you have to roll your eyes even if you accidentally choke on a fish, are you wronged? Yang Tao ignored the doctor's words and asked Chen Chufan, who had woken up on the bed.
"Me? What to learn Qu Yuan to jump into the lake to play? I didn't even jump into the lake! Chen Chufan, who had just woken up, was inexplicably surprised by Yang Tao's words.
"Yo, I don't recognize it when I'm done! After pooping and wiping your buttocks, do you dare to say that you never go to the toilet! Who believes you! Anyway, you didn't jump into the lake, how could you be sent to the hospital? You didn't jump into the lake, what did you do on the edge of the South Lake? The scenery of South Lake is so beautiful? Yang Tao mercilessly ridiculed Chen Chufan on the hospital bed.
"But I didn't jump into the lake! I was in a bad mood that day, so I wanted to take a walk by the South Lake. Then, Chen Chufan suddenly paused, his hand unconsciously touched the back of his head, and the whole person fell into a trance.
What happened then? It seems that he was stabbed in the back of the head by something, and then he was planted in the lake in the dark. But the back of your head doesn't look like you've been stabbed by something at all, huh? There were no scars at all. And it didn't feel like I was falling into the water at all? It seems that something is drilling into the back of his head, and then he seems to have entered a world of musical notes, and all kinds of beautiful melodies are drilling into his ears, which should be very enjoyable music in itself, because there are too many and too miscellaneous, but it has become a disgusting noise, which is unbearable.
After being tortured by a burst of miscellaneous music, I just breathed a sigh of relief. I seem to have arrived in a hall full of all kinds of musical instruments, at least hundreds of them! From pianos, zitherers, drums, piccolo, harmonica, and many other instruments that they can't name. Every instrument will fly in front of you, and then you must let yourself play a melody with it before you can fly away, and as long as an instrument flies in front of you, you seem to know how to play the instrument naturally. He played and sang until he was exhausted, and then he was able to get all the instruments done one by one. But when I opened my eyes, I was in the hospital, did I really fall into the lake and go to heaven for a walk? But is there all musical instruments in heaven?
"And then what? Out of words? Still don't know how to make it up? Let me tell you. Then you jump into the lake. Don't hide it, it's useless to hide it. Yesterday, the entire Zhongbei People's University already knew that there was a seed of infatuation in our hospital, and after being abandoned by his girlfriend, he gave up his life and jumped into the lake! Today, the Wufang College opposite, the University of Political Science and Law next to it, and the School of Chemical Engineering where your Lin Er is located, have all known about your deeds! Countless beauties are moved to tears for your infatuation, and countless resentful men are cheering for your infatuation, don't hide from you brother, you are famous! You're famous! The smooth slip adapted from your deeds has begun to become popular, I'll read it to you, the beauties of the chemical courtyard, the langs of the civil courtyard, and the hooligans of politics and law love to plane the wall. Yang Tao saw Chen Chufan say that, he was speechless, so he looked at Chen Chufan with an expression of hatred for iron and steel, and said in a mocking tone.
"How do you all know I'm out of love?" Chen Chufan asked in surprise. He didn't care about his friend's tone. He knew that Yang Tao was such a mouth. But before I had time to mention the news of my lovelorn, I fell into the lake, how did my friends know?
"Walking back and forth by the lake in the rain, just look at your virtue of pretending to be a literary and artistic youth, everyone can see that you are out of love, okay! Not to mention, yesterday your former friend had already called to admit it! Yang Tao said angrily.
"What did she say?" Chen Chufan hurriedly asked.
"What's the matter, you still think about your Lin Er and change your mind? Reunite with you? The news of someone jumping into the lake at our school has reached their school! She called the dorm room and asked if it was you. The phone was answered by the boss, and you know the boss's virtue, so he gave me the phone directly! At that time, I told her, yes, it's your old Chen jump, but fortunately, he has a big life and can't die! Guess what she said? Yang Tao deliberately squinted at Chen Chufan and asked.
Chen Chufan didn't pick up, because he knew Yang Tao too well and expected him to learn to sell Guanzi, unless Marx was reborn. If the words reach his mouth for half a minute, they will all be poured out, and the whole thing will be chattered. Sure enough, only a few seconds later, Yang Tao couldn't help but continue: "Tell you, she asked me to speak for you, everyone is already an adult, don't play this kind of child's trick, it is impossible for her to change her mind!" I told her you were hospitalized here, and she didn't even look at you! You say you are going to die for this kind of woman, are you worth it? ”
"And let me tell you, don't think I'm joking, you've been pulled out of everything! Now everyone knows that you were dumped by the girls of the Chemical Academy, because you were dug into a corner by the people of the School of Political Science and Law. Before I came here today, I heard that the boys in our dormitory building were calling for the big guys to go to the School of Political Science and Law to help you get justice! I guess this is from your dorm room! Because it is impossible for others to know so clearly! Even your rival in love is called Wang Kun, who is already known to everyone, he is a top student in the second year of the School of Political Science and Law, and it is said that he is still [***]! Yang Tao continued to say in one breath.
"I" Chen Chufan just opened his mouth to explain. He really didn't expect that so many things would happen in the outside world when he was in a coma. And the fact that I fell out of love was exposed in front of everyone. But as soon as he popped out the word "I", he was blocked by Yang Tao's machine-gun-like string of words.
"What are you, you hurry up and pack your things. You don't have to explain it to me, I don't need to listen to your cover-up! Lao Xiao is still waiting to talk to you in the office, if you have anything to say, you can tell him! Last night, Lao Xiao stayed until midnight until he was sure that you were okay! If something really happens to you, Lao Xiao's responsibility will be great. It is said that Lao Xiao was severely criticized by the leaders of the college. You have to be careful when you go to see him, he is very angry now, this morning the two poor children were pulled down by Lao Xiao outside the classroom for ten minutes because they followed the bell into the classroom, I tell you, the two children in the third class are all affected by you! Therefore, in order for you to go back to extinguish the fire as soon as possible, and to give everyone a good day, I will go through the discharge procedures for you. After Yang Tao finished speaking, he turned around and prepared to leave the ward.
The old Xiao in Yang Tao's mouth is actually not old, only 26 years old, he is the second-year counselor of the History Department of North China University for Nationalities, and he is also the nanny of Chen Chufan and his students. If something really happened to Chen Chufan, Lao Xiao would really have to take great responsibility.
Yang Tao just walked to the door and thought about it, then turned his head uncomfortably and said, "Chen Chufan, I can tell you!" Don't continue to be stupid and hang yourself in the hospital! If you get away with it and really go to see God, and God is laughed to death by your stupidity, then it's a big deal. If the legendary Holy See is going to launch another crusade and trigger World War III, and as a result, there will be lives and corpses all over the field, and your sins will be great! At that time, even if the Buddha hangs you upside down and smokes you, brother, I won't be able to help you. ”
After speaking, Yang Tao glanced at Chen Chufan's stupid head, looked at himself dumbfounded, couldn't help shaking his head, sighed, and walked out of the door.
Chen Chufan also shook his head with a wry smile, he really didn't think about jumping into the lake. Although he was indeed shamefully out of love, and he was indeed ruthlessly abandoned by his first love, he never thought of ending his life! It's all a misunderstanding! But even his best friend doesn't believe in himself, who can he reason with! Well, now, a misunderstanding has caused such a big movement, how can I meet people in school in the future! Chen Chufan played his head fiercely, it seemed that only in this way could he get rid of all the troubles! Then I started to get ready to pack my things.
In fact, there is nothing to clean up, unless there are a few fruits on the bedside table that I don't know who sent them, and a basin on the ground that should be brought by Yang Tao, there is nothing else that belongs to me. Simply put the fruit into the bag, Chen Chufan sat on the edge of the bed and remembered what was on his mind.
Although Yang Tao's mouth is not so reliable most of the time, Chen Chufan believes that Yang Tao will not lie to himself about Wang Linlin's affairs!
In Yang Tao's mouth, Wang Linlin's reaction really made Chen Chufan feel cold, he really didn't expect that the girl he had cherished wholeheartedly would be so indifferent to him after she decided to break up. Yang Tao is right, such a woman is not only not worthy of dying for her, but also not worth being sad for her at all.
Although he thought so, thinking that his woman might be coquettish in the arms of other men now, Chen Chufan couldn't help but feel sad!
Fortunately, it didn't take long for Chen Chufan to think nonsense, and Yang Tao's figure appeared in the ward again!
"Let's go, why are you still stunned? Are you still waiting for the hospital leaders to line up to invite you to dinner? Big celebrity? ”