"What are you doing here, my lord, and what do you want to kneel down to a little woman like me? If you have something to say, you can say it slowly, if it is reasonable, this woman is by no means an unreasonable god. Eris held back the grief in his heart, and in turn came to sympathize with Di Renjie, aren't you making a mistake? He Di Renjie is pretending to be a ghost, you can't see it?

"Lord Yu has something to kneel down and beg the little girl, and ask the little girl to help, Lord Yu will never harm the little woman's heart, everything is to solve the case of the dereliction of duty of the sun god Helius, you can temporarily contain the sadness in your heart for the time being, and listen to me speak slowly.

When we studied this case, we found that it may be related to cosmetics. Originally, under normal circumstances, men can withstand the temptation of women, because so far, there is no woman in the world who can make people see the beauty of wanting to be with her in thousands of miles away, even if it is a thousand miles away that can make men see that they want to be hi, they have not yet appeared. Therefore, if a woman wants to achieve this purpose, she must rely on external forces, that is, cosmetics, to increase people's beauty to 10,000 times, so that her beauty can be against the light for thousands of miles, as long as it can be perpendicular to the light, even if it is 10,000 miles away, it will also fascinate the man in her beauty.

If it can be determined in the test that it is not the effect of cosmetics, then this woman is really beautiful. Now we have decided to let you do this experiment, we will use cosmetics to make you more beautiful than any beautiful woman, put you in the room of Zeus, the king of heaven, if he can not recognize you before, if he can see you as a very beautiful woman, he will want to do stupid things with you, or force you to do stupid things, then it can be proved that this cosmetics is a very wonderful invention.

It was as if heaven and earth had arranged it a long time ago, because there was no second person who was not beautiful except for your unbeauty to be used for this experiment. There is also Zeus, the king of heaven, this is really a lack of virtue, and the two top people in the world have fallen on your family, and one is extremely ugly. A lustful world. Zeus, the king of heaven, is a lustful person in the world. In this column of public nature, he is the champion.

This test is not 100% accurate unless you two of you do it, and you can't use anyone else. Because Zeus, the king of heaven, is the king of heaven, he has seventy-two concubines in three palaces, six courtyards. If it weren't for a surprisingly beautiful woman, and his heavenly king Zeus didn't even bother to look up, then what else could there be to talk about? That's the only condition for experimentation. Di Renjie finally put out all the words he wanted to say, and the next thing was to see how Eris answered.

Demonically, Eris looks like a dead man. Not a word. Di Renjie wanted to kneel and wait for Eris to agree to him before getting up, but it didn't seem to work, he had to get up and see what was going on, otherwise he had to ask Julius Caesar first, although this man was not smart, his methods always worked.

"What's going on? ......" Di Renjie said to the ear of Julius Caesar.

"Holy shit, you're still a doctor, she's silent or acquiescing. ......" said Julius Caesar, without a hint of restraint, and spoke with ease. Eris is just a child.

"You won't be quiet, it's embarrassing." Di Renjie said.

"You just let her commit the crime of harboring, you still sympathize with this ......" Julius Caesar became louder and louder, and his shouting was also a kind of ghost decision, and it may be better to suppress this cicada B with harboring crime, and sometimes barbarism is also the best policy.

And so it really is, like twisting a hat, you give it gentleness, even though you twist it with your hands, and you think it's too tight to be tight. You become an expert in the problem. Why? If you don't wait to get on the road, you will get out of the ghost, is it useful to twist the hat by hand? You must use a wrench.

Sometimes silence really doesn't mean acquiescence, like when you say to your girlfriend and you're having a good time tonight. Your girlfriend didn't make a sound, is this silence? You say yes. And so it is. Well, you go to her at night to hi for a while, she won't let you hi, you say silence is acquiescence. Such acquiescence is only afraid that you will sit in the number before you put on your pants, this is the so-called acquiescence?

Some people say that silence is golden, and it is better to say that the grave is golden. Be. I misunderstood, how many people in the world can not live in reality, waiting for others to kill themselves and still be silent is golden?

There are only two people in the world who are silent, and one is mentally retarded. One is the weak.

"Eris, sit down, we'll do your makeup?" Di Renjie is making a request, and he is also using a wrench to twist the taste of the hat, as long as you use a little bit of strength, it will be very tight, you use your fingers to twist, and you will be tired to death.

"Please don't pretend to be bad, if you really want to do the test, then I am willing to cooperate with the Bachelor, I just ask the Bachelor to take care of half of the eyes of the little girl in the future." Eris said yes.

Di Renjie made a grimace at Julius Caesar, and the faces of the people present all showed different degrees of laughter, can it be said that everyone was happy? In a ghostly phrase, Eris was laughing in her heart, and she waited for the success of the experiment in the evening to have a good meal.

When people are completely helpless, they rejoice in their prosperity and become rich. Eris in love life, who said that he was not poor and got helpless? At this time, she is just like the current girls taking wedding photos, and her mind naturally only thinks of eating a mouthful of meat at night......

Some readers will definitely say that people are father and daughter, isn't this disgusting? Of course, the reason is, but people don't care so much, they are kings, and they are objectively restricted. Now there is still such a place, interpersonal relationships are rare, there are no people for thousands of miles, there is a family that is born, you can't marry in, you can't marry out, do you let the family die like this? Do you dare to laugh at people for this chaos?

Zeus, the king of heaven, is a god, the whole family is a god, and his rightful wife is his own sister, Hera, the queen of heaven. The queen of heaven is her official title, which means queen. And everyone knows that Zeus wants to get his daughter to be a junior, that Venus. Because his daughter did not agree to life and death, he was married to the worst god by Zeus, the king of heaven, with a grudge. From this, you can see that although Zeus, the king of heaven, is the supreme god, his range of choices is very limited, even if the women of the entire family of Zeus are counted, it is not half of the seventy-two concubines of an ordinary emperor in the three palaces and six courtyards of the underground.

It is understandable that we have no right to accuse Zeus of being a mess in this regard. In order to show his supreme divine might, he had to pull in the motherhood of his entire family to make up the numbers, and in this way, the palace of Zeus, the king of heaven, still seemed empty every day.

"Can we see?" Di Renjie was asking Julius Caesar, and Di Renjie had no choice but to ask Julius Caesar. Because Caesar was a high-ranking priest, he made outstanding achievements in war when he was alive, and after his death, he was proud of it and went straight to the highest level of the divine realm. Second only to Zeus, the king of heaven, this means that only one person can be regarded as king, otherwise they can be listed as kings.

"Damn, I'm afraid this experiment will be successful, I can't tell it's Eris before. You can compare it to Venus. This cousin's cosmetics are high, really high. ......" Julius Caesar was speechless with laughter, and at last he could only bend over and cough.

Di Renjie was putting on Eris makeup, and at the same time, he was trying to stop Julius Caesar with his feet, because Caesar saw that Eris was getting more and more beautiful, and he had a taste in his heart that began to make him want to touch Eris's face with his hands.

The affair was carried out in a secret dressing room, and only four people were present, Caesar, Alexander. Di Renjie, Li Yuanfang. The most accurate is five people, and Eris.

Boldness of execution stems from superb skill. This sentence can be said to be outdated, and now it is necessary to say that it is: the power is bold. Dare to take the king of heaven to calculate, it can be seen that Caesar and Alexander, what kind of authority is this in the divine realm? If you say that it is a single god who dares to take the king Zeus as a calculation, this is not able to eat and walk around, it is beyond his strength, and so on. However, these are two of them, and this is a contest between real forces, and they are actions to be made after weighing. Although there can be failures. It's like a coup d'état, although there is a possibility of failure, but without the corresponding strength, who will be stupid enough to eat and touch a stone with an egg?

"Go get a basin of water to ......," Di Renjie was shrimped for a long time. Now he can finally breathe a sigh of relief, but his waist is still half-shrimped, and he doesn't dare to straighten it suddenly, because he is an expert, and he has to straighten it slowly, otherwise it will be damaged. In severe cases, the waist will be broken.

"You're going to drink a basin of water?" Julius Caesar doesn't know if he's joking or really can't understand what Di Renjie said about getting a basin of water, maybe he doesn't understand, because this is something that few men do.

So did Li Yuanfang and Alexander eat dry rice? Definitely. Because when this decision was made, both of them had a slight disapproval in it, and then Julius Caesar said not to let the two of them move, and then they agreed.

"You can't treat me like a cow, can I drink a basin of water? When the mirror is used to ......" Di Renjie had no choice but to say in a showdown, do you still want to be humorous to people with wooden brains? (Keywords.) ）

"I still want to take it, I think it's the best. Alexander the Great said, yes? "Julius Caesar is waking Alexander the Great from his slumber, which means telling Alexander the Great that things are coming to an end and that you should wake up too.

"You just go and get a basin of water, let Eris take care of it himself, and let the family occasionally be satisfied with his appearance." Alexander said as he rubbed his eyes.

Although Li Yuanfang had been standing like a bodhisattva, he also began to smile at this time, which was completely an appreciation for Di Renjie's high-level works.

Julius Caesar brought a basin of very bright water, and after leaving it for some time, when the water was still, Di Renjie said: "Please Eris lower his head and look at his own face in the water, and see if there is anything that needs to be changed?" ”

She lowered her head and laughed when she saw her face in the water. However, this made everyone present dumbfounded, and it was as fast as magic that one could not remember how beautiful Eris was before he saw himself in the water, and the smile was gone. The buckteeth are as frightening as man-eating beasts.

"Don't cry. Eris, we will have a way......" Di Renjie never thought that this woman was really ugly, she just couldn't laugh, and she was happy and sad when she laughed. (To be continued.) )